317 The time before the war
317 Time before the War (first update)
The so-called priesthood...
The first thing that is to be affected is of course the clergy, which is the holiest group of people in the world; the second thing is the engineers of the human soul - teachers; the third thing is police, doctors and so on...
However, in the fate world, as the supervisor of the Holy Grail War, the priest Yan Feng Kirei, who is equivalent to police, may not be the most evil one, but he can definitely rank in the top few. And the engineer of human souls...
Well, how to say it, in order to not discriminate against minorities, all sexually aggressive girls can be converted to regular business, let alone the legendary killer? So, let’s put it aside for a certain killer teacher, Soichiro Ge Mu, who has not appeared.
Now, the priests meet gangsters.
No one can stop a gangster from being able to do martial arts; if you are not afraid of a gangster being ruthless, you are afraid of a gangster being educated.
In the four-person team, except for Gong Xiaolu, a Japanese man in the water, the other three Chinese people were upset about anything. First of all, they found a ramen restaurant - although they were all well-known, they were all the same when they filled their stomachs.
But everyone knows what Japanese ramen is. Although it is true that they have experienced n planes, they only left after fighting in Japanese planes, and there is basically no discomfort. However, this time, the Holy Grail War was a long-term tug-of-war.
Chu Xieyu stared blankly at the three Japanese people beside him, swallowing noodles with "shello", "shello", "shello". Schrödinger was also surprised. After all, he had never seen this way of eating noodles.
As for Ling Chixin, who was homeless, he knew a little bit better. He knew that this was a cultural difference, but when the guy around him "slid" the noodles on his face, that was another matter.
The table was turned up to a point, but when the ramen came up, the three began to curse.
As a Japanese, Gong Xiaolu believes that this is ramen.
The other three, as Chinese, think this is an insult to ramen and humans.
But at least it was not turned against each other. When the three animals were cursing and preparing to leave, the boss cried and shouted and chased them out with kitchen knives and asked them to pay, things finally became out of control.
The fuse was the slogan of [authentic Chinese Ramen] posted on the side.
The other three foreign team members who felt sorry for the conscience of Tiandi (?) were not killed again, and the store was clean--there was nothing but blood.
"...I said, don't joke? - Gong Xiaolu, you finished eating. Can you stop letting your beast friends eat it?" Chu Xieyu was in a bad mood - he had been hungry for a day. At this moment, he saw a few wolf, a few eagles and a bear eating so much that he couldn't help but be jealous. If it weren't for the intestines on the ground, he could have pounced on him and threw the dog aside to chew on himself.
"Do you care? I'm happy." Gong Xiaolu looked pity as he stroked the wolf eating the corpse... "You still care about my cute friends when they eat? Be careful I'll go to the animal protection organization to sue you."
"..." Killing and dismembering corpses are two types of criminal laws. You can kill people, but watching the other party eat the body little by little is another matter.
"Let's go, I'll make some food for you." Schrödinger waved his hand, and his S-shaped curved figure posed a forward-looking shape.
However, the other two guys obviously didn't know that the guy who said he was a silly guy in front of him could cook.
People who are unlucky drink cold water can also get stuck in their teeth.
Hehe, three of the four generals were hypoglycemia due to food and clothing problems and were in a very bad mood. But directly opposite, they were also not in a very bad mood. They were scolded like bronchitis, and of course they were in a bad mood.
If you want to say... the ancient queen, Gilgamesh, has the highest luck in gold, otherwise it would not have been called Jinshi. However, Jinshi in this plane seems to have another attribute.
Sneezing
Stingy and unwilling to suffer losses if you are beaten to death - it is understandable that women should be stingy. Even if a woman in a family is not stingy, she is not a good woman.
But... it was rare to be so stingy - she was beaten to death and was unwilling to give a little gold fortune to anyone around her.
Well, it’s 9:20 am and the location is the legendary “little road”.
Well, a group of starving ghosts met another group of starving ghosts - the duel between experts, only one feeling is needed.
In an instant, Mother Shining appeared in front of everyone with a handsome look—that golden look, that golden look, and that golden hair color—all of which make people feel...
Gold shining.
For a moment, some people were wondering if the other party’s bottom was also Jin Shanshan?
"Are you Jin Shanshan?" The few fairies who had never seen Jin Shanshan were stunned - there was no way, it was too easy to recognize. And the captain Chu Xieyu shouted out-
The result of "miscellaneous" is also terrifying. The ancient queen is 1.83 meters tall, and her demeanor is not as good as a royal lady. Because both sides have always hidden their own aura, they discovered it within thirty meters.
This distance releases the king's treasure...
In short, Niang Shanshan, who was nicknamed, was very angry, and the consequences were very serious. Behind her, there were a series of time and space distortions like water ripples, and handfuls of lower-level weapons of C-D level also flashed out.
"Is this your last words when you meet me?" My mother gritted her teeth. This was the first time in her life that someone was nicknamed: "Okay, I will send you all to hell to repent for you..."
"Wait, wait a moment," Ling Zexin hurriedly ran out to smooth things over, shouting loudly: "The great ancient king, we have no intention of offending - the sad guy just now had an abnormal mind. He actually wanted to praise your appearance, such a gorgeous appearance and such a majestic appearance... make people..." It is obvious that Ling Zexin, who is not very competent, is stuck.
"Anyway, we are not enemies, we are here to talk about..."
As he spoke, several people nodded suddenly.
——Who are they? After experiencing n times of the main god game, I certainly know who can be provoked, who must be killed in the first round, who must stay away from him and wait for an opportunity to fight again
The treasure of the king launched by the mother Shin-Shan in front of her made the tragic group realize that one or two of their teams would no longer die, and they would probably not be able to let go of the other party.
"...You can still talk." My mother Shanshan, who was praised for a few words, felt very happy - after all, for more than ten years, except for Kirei Yanfeng, the poker face, basically no one around her realized that she was - she usually encountered loli when she turned into a loli, and few of them would flatter her so much...
"Then, let's give you all the corpses. Well... no one tasted a pure gold coffin." This is how she thanked her.
"archer, retreat." Yanfeng Kirei stood up at the critical moment and said, "I feel that although the guys on the other side are going to be bad for us, maybe they can still be used. Okay, let's stand up and talk alone."
"Dare you dare to order me?" He turned around and glared fiercely, and his mother burst out with a flash of light.
"I dare not." Yanfeng Kirei said lightly: "But now I want to do something that is beneficial to you and me, the ancient king."
"...Hmph, I don't think about how you ended up." The 1.83-meter-old lady stomped her feet and disappeared with her treasure in an instant.
However, a second after disappearing, she showed half of her body in front of everyone, and snatched all the ingredients from Yanfeng Kirei's hand: "Don't break the mess that I'll eat tonight."
Then disappear again.
It's speechless.
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Let’s talk about the Emiya House who has no idea of worry.
It's banquet time now.
According to the Red Empress, her favorite thing was to order the banquet for 40, 80, and preferably 160 days in Rome, and no one is allowed to cry, but only laugh.
Anyway, the two Emiya Shiko, Sakura, Rin and Mai Mai can cook, so there is no shortage of cooks. Li Wei didn't need to cook in person, but...
Since I promised others, if I don’t do it, it would be a bit of a blow to the morale of the army, right? - A stinky saber that will make excalibur at any time is not easy to mess with.
"Oh..." Li Wei looked up at the sky and sighed loudly: "I really don't know who is the master... Tsk, I'm such an idiot, why am I summoning these?"
"Isn't the master's obligation to provide magic and food to the heroic spirit?" Rarely, Shiko Emiya began his confession: "After that being said... why did I also sign a contract with you but have to cook?"
"This is simple, the capable ones work harder - do you dare to let the few over there come to the kitchen?" Li Wei said, "If you want to die, don't you have to find such a way to abuse yourself, right?"
Overall, Emiya's today is also very happy.
"...Is Medusa? I have an impression of you." On the side, two beauties with Greek style looked at each other and drank Chinese tea on another small Japanese table.
"Miss Medea—I have heard of you, too."
"…this." To describe Li Wei, Medea seemed to be disbelief: "Is it our master?"
Nodding, "This is our master." After thinking for about three seconds, Medusa held her glasses and said, "If we don't die this time, that's it."
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Update ~
Chapter completed!