369 Zhen Mi dances randomly (three updates)

Commander-in-chief of the three armies of the Great Han (Northern Army), Commander-in-chief of the Northern Army, Prime Minister, Head of the Wei State, Commander-in-chief of the First Army, Commander-in-chief of the Xuchang Military Region. Outstanding politician, military strategist, writer, poet, people's artist, people's educator, chef...

Cao Cao, whose courtesy name is Mengde, was nicknamed Aman, also known as Jili. By the way, although he died earlier than Big Ears in history, he lived longer than Big Ears - three years later.

The truly famous gangster and treacherous hero in Chinese history are among the top three and the top ten in the infamy. Although there have been some reversal in recent years, his name is always harmonious on many BBS, forums and other Internets where keywords need to be harmonious - it can be considered retribution. The loser who has been nailed to the pillar of shame for thousands of years.

Yes, he was a loser. Although he was invited to the position of "Emperor Taizu Wu" in the Three Kingdoms,... due to the subsequent changes in China and the peaceful situation of the Southern Song Dynasty, everyone began to be cute instead of supporting him.

However, the leader of the whole country is Cao Cao. No matter how you look at it, he is Cao Cao, who is the boss. People themselves say that "there are two of the three parts of the world" (Ma Teng and Liu Zhang expressed tears). No matter how you look at it, it seems that it has succeeded. The next national leader must not be the surname Liu, but Cao.

Uh... from a certain perspective, it is indeed the case. The next head of state is indeed Cao Pi and not Liu Bei.

However... Cao Cao has not experienced the biggest failure in his life yet - just like Napoleon and the head of state who have never been to Russia, Cao Cao's bones are now light.

I completely forgot about Puyang fighting Lu Bu; Wancheng meeting Zhang Xiu - in fact, he experienced countless failures after that, but the problem is... everyone has great achievements and can withstand his own harm. Whether it is the failure of Chibi, Chang'an, Wancheng, Puyang's failure, or Chibi, Huarong Road, Tongguan, Weishui... Huh?

Ah, in short, although Cao Cao had failed, there were many times when he won a battle, such as the Battle of Guandu and... and... Huh?

Ah, anyway, remember that Cao Cao would have enough time to win battles. He definitely wasn't a pervert who couldn't walk when he saw ** (Zou's family), the harem (queen), and even the pervert who could not walk when he saw his son's daughter-in-law (Zhen Mi).

Now, Cao Cao felt very unhappy. Cao Cao in the Three Kingdoms Unparalleled Settings is a domineering guy no matter how he looks at it, of course it is the same in history. Eyebrows are like hooks and eyes are like swords - such a domineering person, it is hard to imagine what he looks like when he is bt-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-

However, aren’t heroes also humans? Besides, a guy named Cao and dares to be famous, how could he become a head of state without some courage? (Note: Cao in ancient times meant morality, and this is what he meant now. Adding his word “Meng De” means that Cao Cao has beautiful morality… But everyone knows the facts.)

Especially now, as long as you ko, Liu Bei and Sun Quan, who are invincible, can the world be easily pacified?

Sitting in his magnificent marching tent, Cao Cao leaned on his cheek with one hand and sat on a chair of Grand Master Rose (don't ask me why he didn't kneel) - he has been like this for a long time.

It seems a bit too much to say that a tent is magnificent, but... Since you are already a successful person, you must not lose decorations, right? You have brought you all the good things from Liu Biao. When you were young, Cao Cao liked rare objects, especially strange clothes. His behavior is always eye-catching and very rebellious - in ancient China, he married a passionate girl (although he claimed to be a priest who sells his skills but not his body) as a queen, and this family has no semicolon (not before...)

Although Cao Cao was very bad, he treated women surprisingly well. He even agreed that women had a quarrel with him... Of course, this is not a comment yet, but... the woman who chose Liu Bei instead of Cao Cao would definitely be blind.

Cao Cao was the only one in the tent, and Cao Cao had maintained this thinking posture for thirty minutes. The two soldiers standing guard outside the door never dared to look back. As infantry and tiger camps among the tiger and leopard cavalry of the guards, these two guys certainly knew Cao Cao’s hobbies—

“Hahahaha~”

Suddenly, Cao Cao, who was extremely quiet just now, suddenly burst into laughter, which scared the soldiers who were standing guard and patrolling outside to amazement - but the experienced soldiers knew that our prime minister's illness was in trouble again.

The inexperienced soldier was wondering: Is there a BT attack?

"Very very good, I remembered another sentence." While talking to myself, Cao Cao took out a piece of bamboo slip that was not bound into a "book", and gradually wrote a few big words on it with a brush.

"Short Songs-Cao Cao"

There is no following, only these few words.

"Yeah, yeah." Cao Cao nodded with satisfaction at the bamboo slips and said, "It's me--I was the same when I was in Xiamen. If I had written this privately and used it as an improvised poem in front of everyone, how many people would have looked at me?... Hahahaha, Cao Zijian, you little bastard, dared to surpass you and me in writing poetry? Why is it so long that a bronze croaker platform is made? I know I can't write long poems? Really, the bronze croaker platform has not been built yet, you are so anxious to write poetry, you..."

He didn't care at all that his son was a bastard, and what he would be. Cao Cao mumbled to himself about his interests and hobbies - cleverness + suspicion + jealousy, just like he was fighting against Yang Xiu in the future. In order to be able to overwhelm his son in poetry, Cao Cao tried hard to write poetry on his own.

At present, I have already written the title and my own name

"Father-in-law?"

"Eh?" Almost subconsciously, Cao Cao took out the long sword beside him - just like those veterans of Vietnam War, Cao Cao almost tried his best to swing the sword in his hand and slashed at someone who was silently approaching him.

It was completely subconscious, and even no one was aware of the person coming.

Fortunately, he finally stopped at the last moment - the person in front of him was nothing but someone else. Since he called him father-in-law, he would naturally be his daughter-in-law.

The woman of Cao Cao's son, one of the most famous beauties in the north: Zhen Mi.

Zhen Mi, female, age unknown, she is definitely a royal sister - let me explain here that the weapon she used is not a whip, but a flute.

The original husband was Yuan Shao's second son Yuan Xi, but Yuan Xi was a soft boy of course he couldn't satisfy the other party. So he followed Cao Pi resolutely - by the way, he almost was taken away by Cao Cao when he appeared. Fortunately, Cao Pi jumped out later - otherwise...

Alas, old cows are gnawing on tender grass, it is quite popular in the Three Kingdoms.

By the way, Cao Cao's hobby is to pick up broken shoes, and his son's hobby is naturally also to pick up broken shoes (the one who doesn't want to pick up broken shoes died). Another son (Cao Zhi)'s hobby is ntr, and his sister-in-law is his sister-in-law, Zhen Mi.

Retribution is unhappy.

"It's Zhen Mi..." Cao Cao frowned and nodded.

He frowned because Zhen Mi approached him quietly, and this was a big taboo because Zhen Mi did not dodge or fight back when she drew her sword.

"Is there anything wrong? Why did you come in just now?"

"Father-in-law..." Hearing that this era should not have appeared, but was given a specific word because of the unparalleled world of the Three Kingdoms. Zhen Mi seemed very wronged - no matter how queen you are, you are the other party's daughter-in-law, and the other party is still the devil king, isn't it? "I have already greeted you just now? And, just now, you nodded and agreed to let me in..."

"..." It seems that I nodded frequently just now... But that's a poem that is satisfied with me, right?

"Okay, what's wrong with me today? - What happened to Zihuan (Cao Pi)?" With his eyebrows raised, Cao Cao said, "What's wrong with that boy?"

"No... it was your father-in-law, you said it. If you get the news from Jiangdong, you will send it to you. However, the news on the river is inconvenient, so I only have the news from five days ago..."

"Oh?—That's good. When I was fighting with Benchu ​​(Yuan Shao), I realized that he was dead after half a year." I didn't care about the other party's ex-father-in-law, Cao Cao said: "There is no need to say about military affairs. Five days is enough to change everything, and it's useless to hear it... Is there anything interesting?"

"..." His devil prince was not in a good position at all. Of course, Zhen Mi knew that the Cao family was full of bts, except for the cute little handsome Cao Chong. Unfortunately, this handsome handsome man died in spring this spring, and Cao Cao cried.

Who said that my father-in-law is inhumane?

"Well... it is said that there is a more interesting lyrics." While speaking, Zhen Mi took out her small notebook and handed it to Cao Cao: "Zihuan originally wanted to come here in person, but..."

"I know, I know, I've been younger too - but remember to tell him that this is a military camp, and if it's too much, I can't save him." Cao Cao waved his hand and said, "Is the southerner's writing tune? Tsk, what's there to do? Let's take a look..."

"The green mountains are still there, the sunset is red several times-"

The most beautiful thing is the sunset, warm and calm. A horse gallops, a carousel leads a bow, and the world is in my heart - what is this thing?

Very brief answer: The main god is cheating, let Cao Cao pay attention to Li Wei.

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Chapter completed!