385 Two Qiao battle (1) (Second update, please vote for monthly votes…)

Ten years ago.

In the third year of Jian'an, 198 AD, when Sun Ce was not dead, Cao Cao was still not sure where to dig food, Yuan Shao was full of energy, Lu Bu was still struggling, and Liu Bei had not arrived in Xinye yet... In short, that was the most brilliant era in the late Eastern Han Dynasty.

Although the Battle of Red Cliff is the best in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, the teacher told Li Wei when he was in elementary school.

The most important thing is.

At that time, Xiao Qiao and Da Qiao were not married yet... Of course, it was soon. After all, Sun Ce would die in two years. Even if it conforms to the rules of the world of "The Three Kingdoms", Sun Ce should have a baby as soon as possible.

(Xiao Qiao is married for the first time, and she is so handsome and handsome - this sentence is quite valuable for research)

Even now, the second and second Qiao still remember how Sun Ce and Zhou Yu came to rob the bride at that time. Of course, it was not their fault - the marriage that their father Qiao Xuan had already agreed on was basically impossible for these two to have any objections - but they still gathered a large group of their own hard-core fans to support themselves, and came to a "husband test battle", of course, it was called the "two Qiao battle" in history.

Of course, as a founding king who can be printed on 100 yuan, it is different from a pioneer who can only be hung on National Day. Sun Ce painted it on the 100-yuan bill of Eastern Wu, while Sun Jian can only be published once a year on National Day. Who do you think it is if you have a bad memory?

Of course, at the beginning, Sun Jian was with Sun Ce, Zhang Zhao and Zhou Yu, but then there was only Sun Ce. Later, Sun Quan became emperor, and Sun Quan was only Sun Quan, and Sun Ce was not even his turn to be fifty yuan.

Of course, these cannot be concealed. Sun Ce's strength

Li Wei discovered that many things have happened at night recently... Indeed, what he has done recently is a bit shameful "temperament". Ahh, if you think about it, it is indeed... it is indeed a bit too much to call out **, the vanguard and the girl in the middle of the night, but...

"That's it - Bo Fu is definitely the best man in the world." He was almost dancing by the river, while talking about how excellent his deceased husband was. The two folding fans in his hand danced and made waves. Da Qiao ignored Xiao Qiao's eyes and said, "No, no."

"Ah, sister, no matter how good it is, it's absolutely good. Gongjin is just-- don't waste your time~" Xiao Qiao jumped from the ground and jumped into the arms of his sister who also jumped up. But he didn't notice at all that Da Qiao was just jumping around the river. Although he was talking about the sand, the two stupid eggs all fell into the Yangtze River at once.

Fortunately, the Yangtze River is very calm now, and the two fell into it for a brief discussion and did not sweep away the two brainless sisters. However... December is very cold.

"Ah, Xiao Qiao, what are you going to do?" He stood up from the river. Big Qiao was trembling, but looked angry: "It's so cold."

"If it's not my sister yet--ah, it's so cold..."

...Li Wei looked at the pair of brain-dead sisters he invited and couldn't help but rub them on his temples.

It seems to be helping the wrong way.

"Xingcai, go." Li Wei waved his hand and sighed, "Help them change clothes in the tent - if Zhou Yu knew that I had caught a cold from his wife and sister-in-law, we wouldn't have to wait for the fire to burn the Red Cliff."

"Yes, Lord." He sighed like Li Wei, Xingcai accompanied the sisters who were famous all over the world ten years ago to the tent to change clothes. Only Li Wei and Sun Shangxiang were left in the riverside.

"Hey, I asked you guys to help me with a special training to deal with what would happen in the next few days and make the biggest decision." Li Wei said, pulling out his own Frost Sadness from his chest: "But it seems that those brain-dead sisters are useless - then, please help me."

"Help... help? What are you helping? - Also, why should I help you?"

Recently, Sun Shangxiang has always treated Li Wei like this, either hiding from him or going against him to the end.

Slowly took out a cigarette and lit it, sucking and spitting carbon dioxide and nicotine, Li Weixin said: It was another beautiful mistake.

They are all adults, how can you not know that women and men of fourteen or five years old are the age of hormones that don’t have money? Scientific research shows that women are more enthusiastic than men in this regard, but they seem more shy due to various social reasons. Well... Let’s put it this way, although the combination of girls and uncles is not accepted by the world (the Yujie and Shota are a little better, but not very good). But from the perspective of strategy, if a 26 or 27-year-old man like Li Wei cannot make a teenage girl dependent and favorable to him within a week, hurry up: the one that grows is a river, the one that is round is a well, the one that is soft is a rope, the one that is hard is a knife, the mountain is not locked, and the sea is not covered.

By the way, this statement is very far-fetched - he likes this mistake very much and welcomes it warmly. Is this a cuckold for Liu Bei?...

"Calm down, calm down." Before really exchanging tentacles, although Li Wei wanted to continue to satisfy his "collection habit" and continue to collect beauties,... it's okay if you have feelings for him. Levi and Muchihuo are pure juicers, and one hand is his limit. In order to avoid being cuckolded, Li Wei should honestly choose the "reject" option.

Of course, even at this time, Li Wei was thinking in his heart: Even if I refuse, you must cry and shout and pay back.

Just like the thief | posting cannot be prohibited.

"Take a deep breath, Miss Sun." Li Wei pinched the cigarette, walked to Sun Shangxiang, put both hands on the other party's shoulders, and pressed the other party hard to prevent him from moving: "Take a deep breath and then spit it out-how? Is it feeling much better?"

This was learned by Li Wei from Saeko Murama.

"You... feel good." Sun Shangxiang snorted, but her shoulders still kept swinging and said, "Okay, let me go quickly - what are you going to do? Do you know that you are so rude?"

"Just let you calm down - by the way, as the eldest princess of the Sun family, do you know your own consciousness?"

"Eh?" Sun Shangxiang was stunned, not knowing what Li Wei was talking nonsense.

"Simply put, the Sun-Liu Alliance is very strange and very unstable." Li Wei raised a finger and said, "We must be enemies in the future, and maybe they will still be mortal enemies. Let's put it this way, if Cao Cao comes, you will definitely not be able to be good as Sun Quan's sister, but 80% will be able to escape death. After all, you are not as famous as Er Qiao. But what if Cao Cao dies? The north is in chaos, your brother can wait for an opportunity to occupy the north quickly - at this time it depends on who is fast. Your brother is much more powerful than my lord Liu Xuande, and you can definitely eat the north easily. And we~ well, the consequences are definitely unimaginable. If it's good, remember to put incense sticks on Xingcai and me, who were turned into the blacklist by the dead fish head. If it's bad... forget it, you know what rice I want to say."

Sun Shangxiang's face turned pale at first, and Li Wei's analysis was straightforward. Then, she grabbed Li Wei's arm tightly and said, "Then, come with me - I can help you in Jiangdong. As long as my mother is here, even Zhou Yu and my brother can't move you together."

Uh... what you are talking about is the fact. But first, I am fooling you, secondly, I want to see if the tragic male protagonist has pleasure, and thirdly, these things cannot happen.

By the way, Li Wei felt that the male protagonist had no pleasure at all - quickly finish everything that should be said, and then start training.

"I appreciate the kindness - but the loyal ministers do not serve the second master." Li Wei blushed when he said this. However, he still made a righteous statement: "I am not here to discuss the situation in the world today. What I want to say is to gesture."

Li Wei did not wear armor today, but just brought a few lead bags - this is the magic weapon that the Turtle Fairy and the King of Realm told us.

"Hurry up, this is very important to me in the next few days." As he said, Li Wei retreated five meters.

Sun Shangxiang was frightened at first, but then she became suspicious because of Li Wei's expression that was not afraid at all.

Logically speaking, she should be impressed by Li Wei's fearless heroism.

However... I tilted my head and thought for about two seconds, Sun Shangxiang narrowed her eyes and said, "You... don't seem to be afraid?"

"I have a big scar on my head."

"But--you seem to never do things you are unsure of." Sun Shangxiang also retreated a few meters, waving the Qiankun circle on both hands, making a look of preparation: "That means... what you said just now is lying to me must have something to do."

"Everyone has their own opinions. I will be loyal to the bright moon, but why does the bright moon shine on the ditch?" Li Wei looked sad, but he thought to himself that this girl is so smart.

"Hmph, stop talking nonsense, I lie to me again." Sun Shangxiang said, but his subordinates waved slowly at all: "A liar like you are the same as your brother. You hate it the most. Go and die, go and die."

Please click a few steps under your feet, and your whole body flew like a disc. The body was shining like a fire and flew towards Li Wei in the air.

"I've been using unparalleled skills from the beginning?"

【Side Quest: Continuation of the Battle between Two Qiaos

Mission goal: Defeat Sun Shangxiang

Failed target: Failed to defeat Sun Shangxiang

Success Reward: Can fight Er Qiao

Punishment of failure: Er Qiao exits]

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