"I'm so incompetent! Me, I'm a waste! I just grow taller! I eat more than you at every meal... I'm a waste! I'm a waste of air when I'm alive, and I'm a waste of open space when I'm dead..."

Wan Pengfei jokingly said to Ye Long: "It's just a matter of cremation! It doesn't cost a few kilowatt hours of electricity!"

"Don't tease Pengfei! He's drunk!" Liu Tengda, Xie Wenfeng, Guan Xing, and Xiao Budian warned him softly.

"Oh! I have grown such a majestic and burly body for nothing! That's all? You can't drink three bottles and you get drunk? Then you still drink a lot of wine!" Wan Pengfei was lying on the bed half drunk and half awake, as if

Ye Long, who was drunk but not drunk, said.

"The reason why I got drunk so easily today is because I was pretending to be something! Huh, if I hadn't been pretending to be something, I wouldn't be drunk even if I drank six bottles!" Ye Long sobbed.

"Hey Pengfei, if you want to drink, just drink yours. If you don't drink, go to bed. Don't mess with him, okay? He's already drunk and you still mess with him? Just like last time, if he cries, just coax him to go!" Xie Wenfeng said to him himself.

I poured myself a glass of wine, and instead of drinking it all in one gulp like before, I took small sips to taste.

Guan Xing took the remaining half of the bottle of wine and touched it with the little one and started blowing each other.

"Well! This is called drinking! Pick up the bottle and drink it to death! As long as you can't drink it to death, drink it to death! If you practice like this for three years, you will probably be tied with the free prostitute in three years!

Wan Pengfei drank another glass and burped: "I can't drink this beer for a whole day without getting drunk, but I'm so bloated! I'm going to pee first!"

"Who says you can't get drunk from beer? Try drinking the remaining nine bottles and see if you can get drunk! The alcohol content is 20 degrees. Two bottles are as good as one bottle of 40-percent liquor!" Xie Wenfeng took another sip.

Ye Long snored sweetly, and suddenly he burst into tears with a cry of "Ah——".

Liu Tengda, Wan Pengfei, Xie Wenfeng, Xiao Bu Dian, and Guan Xing were startled by the sudden sound.

The few people who were awake in the dormitory all focused their attention on Ye Long.

"What's wrong with him?" Xie Wenfeng looked at Guan Xing in confusion.

"I drank too much. I must have remembered something sad!"

"Ah - ah - ah ah! ah ah ah -" Ye Long burst into tears for no reason, without warning, giving people the feeling of crying whenever he wanted, a bit willful!

Ye Long really cried, tears streaming down his face.

"Oh! Stop crying! What's going on?" All the sober boys in Yanjing University's No. 520 dormitory came forward to persuade him.

Ye Long finally spoke: "I feel so stressed now! I feel like living is so boring! My life is full of desolation and despair!"

"Don't think too much! You think too much!" Liu Tengda patted Ye Long on the shoulder and consoled him.

"I don't want to think about it! But I can't help myself! I feel like everyone is forcing me! If I slow down a little, I will probably be eliminated from this world! I have no choice! The baby is feeling miserable!

Ahhhhh——" Ye Long cried harder than before!

Everyone in the dormitory couldn't help laughing when they heard the words from Ye Long that the baby was suffering.

Ye Long's unintentionally surprising way caught everyone off guard.

"Hahaha! I have never heard of Ye Long calling himself a baby! I heard it today because I am very familiar with it! This is like the tough guy Stallone suddenly crying and telling the baby that he is suffering for the same reason! Ye Long is the best in body and strength in the 520 Boys Dormitory

That, suddenly cried and said: It’s really incredible that the baby is suffering in his heart!” Xiao Dodian explained at the side.

"Ah, ah ah -" Ye Long cried again.

"Everyone should try to coax him! Otherwise he will cry until dawn! Did you see this last time? He will cry to you to death!" Liu Tengda suggested to everyone.

"Yeah! Okay! Think of a way to coax him! Let him drink some yogurt to wake up first!"

"The key is that he doesn't drink! How can you force him to drink something like Ye Long's? He becomes drunk in anger. Who among us can compete with him? So just take it easy!" Xie Wenfeng puffed out a cigarette lazily.

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After hearing Xie Wenfeng's analysis, the roommates began to nod and thought that what he said was very reasonable, so everyone cautiously and measuredly began to coax Ye Long not to cry.

Liu Tengda kneaded and tapped Ye Long's thighs and stroked his forehead, trying to make him relax: "Would Ye Long want to drink some water or yogurt?"

"Ah! Ah - ah, the baby is feeling miserable!" Ye Long cried loudly again as if he didn't hear Liu Tengda's words.

Everyone except Liu Tengda couldn't help but burst out laughing when they heard Ye Long's high-pitched and weird shout.

The little one almost burst into tears laughing.

Wan Pengfei laughed like a boar fighting.

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"Ah, yeah! This can make people laugh to death! This guy is really annoying when he is drunk! He can torture people to death, and finally tortures people to death from laughter! I am really convinced by Brother Long! I am convinced!" Xie Wenfeng said again

He blew out a puff of smoke and almost choked on his own smoke.

"Go to sleep! You'll be fine after a little sleep!" Liu Tengda opened the quilt on Ye Long's bed and pulled half of it over him.

"I don't dare to go home for the Chinese New Year this year! Ah, ah ah -" Ye Long didn't call out to the baby that he was feeling miserable this time, and just said that he didn't dare to go home for the Chinese New Year.

The roommates finally stopped laughing and came forward to ask for advice: "Why don't you dare to go home during the New Year? Your family doesn't want you? If you don't want you, why don't you come to my house?"

"Ah ah ah - my parents said, if you can't bring your girlfriend with you back to the village this year, don't go back and be embarrassed! Do you think I'm a waste? Why am I such a waste?" Ye Long was so excited that he burst into tears.

"Aren't we all singles in dormitory 520 except for Liu Tengda who has a girlfriend? Why are you useless? We are all more useless than you! Besides, we are single based on our strength. How can we be useless? This is called being tough with the world.

You have the strength to do stand-up masturbation! What’s so useless about it?" Guan Xing patted his chest and said with great force.

Xiao Bu Dian and Wan Pengfei both smiled: "Yeah! Brother Guan Xing is awesome! I've seen shameless people before, but I've never seen such a shameless one! You just said that not having a girl fall in love with you means saving the world!

Ahhhh! I’m done with it!”

"I'm convinced! I'm convinced, right? I want to make you convinced! Bow down and worship me as a living Buddha! Well, it seems I didn't say it right, why did you mention Buddha again! Doesn't count, doesn't count, doesn't count!"

"Hehehehe! Alas... let's just say you drank too much today! Say whatever you want, I won't listen anyway! Hahaha!" Wan Pengfei smiled at Guan Xing, who was still bragging to Ye Long to comfort him.

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Ye Long finally stopped crying or talking. Seeing that his expression was calm and natural, and his breathing was even, it seemed that he was really asleep.
Chapter completed!