Chapter 43 Absurd Stories
Chapter 43 The Story of Absurdity
Author: tofu brain and salty party leader
Chapter 43 The Story of Absurdity
"Well ~"
The strange cat wearing a boots sighed, thinking: "The unlucky Ude family, I really owe your family."
The strange cat's right front paw was holding his pocket, and he put his pockets and the prey inside on his shoulders.
"I'm curious, is Warcraft so bad now?" Zhong Ming touched his chin and asked staring at the strange cat.
"Meow ~!"
The strange cat was shocked by the figure suddenly appeared in front of him. The right paw threw the pocket, the hind limbs kicked hard, and the hoe jumped out of the sturdy boots.
Both eyes were glaring, his pupils opened, and he stared at Zhong Ming with intentional eyes.
"Meow!" The strange cat kept a move that might rush to Zhong Ming at any time, and kept warning in his mouth.
"Okay, don't pretend, I know you can speak, don't force me to do it!" Zhong Ming said playfully.
After talking about Zhong Ming's "slamming" fingers, Herita and Ameir appeared around the strange cat to block the strange cat.
The strange cat thought to himself: If you want to die, you want to die, these two Warcraft is more terrible than that deformation monster, Mommy, I'm finished!
This strange cat immediately converged the offensive prelude, turned over and lay on the ground, exposed the belly, and said meekly: "The wizard, forgiveness, meow ~"
After a while, the strange cats who were caught by Zhong Ming's fate began to tell their stories before the three:
"I was an ordinary wild cat.
It was a cold season. I was adopted by a kind old mill with hungry and cold. I was grateful to the gods to vow to the gods, and I will definitely repay this family.
However, the good times is not long, and the devout old mills soon arrived at the time of seeing the Fengshen. Before the end of his life, he did not have time to make a will, and he had no money to find a notary, so his three sons divided him to stay.
The inheritance.
The elder brother took the stone mill; the second brother got the donkey; the third brother could only get his own cat, oh, and the long house that leaked the wind around.
So I was so on the hands of the new owner.
The younger son got such a poor property and was sad in his heart, holding himself to complain:
‘Big Brother’ s stone mill, plus the second brother ’s donkey, can also open a mill to make some money to maintain life.
But what about me, only to a kitten, what can I do?
But what about me? Even if the cat meat is eaten, and then the cat skin is made of a cage, and in the end, I can only starve to death. '
The warm human body can say such cold words !!!
I am no longer hiding a sense of strong crisis, saying to him, ‘Please do n’t worry, my master.
If you can give me a pocket and give me a pair of boots, so that I can walk on the ground of the thorns, then you will find that the property you get is not as bad as you think. ’
The younger son was very surprised to speak to me, but under my superb language art, I still chose to believe me.
I thought about a wonderful plan to help my new owner get rid of poverty. Of course, it also helped me get rid of the fate of becoming a food.
I came to this grass with things. In the difficult winter, some animals couldn't stand hungry and fooled. Yesterday I also caught a rabbit smoothly.
I took this rabbit to see the king of the Realon Bo Kingdom, and dedicated him to prey in the name of Marquis of Karaba (the name I compiled to the new owner).
Just as soon as I was going to send prey to Earl Realton, you were caught by you.
Lord Wizard, forgiveness, I'm just a weak, poor and helpless little female cat, I'm still a child, let me go! "
Ksarina looked at the poor cat, and suddenly loved her, and said to Zhong Ming: "Ming ..."
Zhong Ming waved his hand to interrupt Kshalina's words and signaled: "Rest assured, although you are Warcraft, we are reasonable. You will not hurt you, we will not hurt you."
"But, I Nirvana, some things want to ask you, can you answer me seriously?" Zhong Ming squeezed the hand of the strange cat's neck and said with a hard point, "Otherwise, the wild, so so in the wild
Dangerous, it's not good to encounter something! "
The strange cat looked at the long knife that suddenly appeared in Zhong Ming's other hand and the void hunting dog around him, and replied signedly: "It's good to say, good to say, please rest assured, I must answer it carefully, never say it."
Zhong Ming sorted out his thoughts and was about to ask his question when he saw his blue star.
That's right, what is Fairy Tale?
Zhong Mingqing cleared his throat and said, "
First of all, you were not Warcraft at first, right?
Second, do you remember how do you transform into Warcraft?
Then, how did you see Count Realton, as your identity, image, and strength?
Also, do you plan to disguise your owner as a noble, and then let him marry the daughter of Earl Realton?
He has no money to say that it is not difficult for you to make some money for you.
Without a castle, oh, you plan to take the monster castle, right?
No territory, um, you temporarily find him a batch of serf decoration territories, but maybe you can get rid of the past, but after a long time or before the marriage, can you be dismantled if you inquire about it?
No strength, no blood, no etiquette or even no aristocratic knowledge, isn't it easy to be disassembled?
Isn't it dead after being demolished?
Finally, even if you don't want to do it with the child's child, why don't you run? The younger son of that grinding molecritier should not be able to catch you! "
Zhong Ming's serial problem bombed instantly. This cat involved in the world was instantly. Mimi wowed for a long time. It was not until Zhong Ming threatened with another hand to play a knife flower before helping her back to God.
The strange cat stared at Zhong Ming with an expression of ghosts, thinking: Oh, God, will this terrible wizard read the mind or predict the future?
Under the oppression of death, weird cats said: "
At first I was indeed an ordinary wild cat.
I don't remember how to become a Warcraft, that is, when I stayed in the old mill with a long time, I would speak people, and I would move my mind.
I just walked into the castle of Earl Realton so big, and I don't know why no one stopped me. I really don't know.
I really intend to help the new owner as a noble, and then marry the daughter of Earl Realton.
Regarding the castle and the territory, I did do what you said like an adult. Others, I have never thought about it, I really never thought.
As for why I do n’t run, adults have heard that Warcraft has loyalty? Do n’t report the kindness of the old owner, I would rather give up this flesh to the old owner ’s child!”
After the last sentence, this strange cat has the temperament of loyalty and loyalty, and it looks very righteous.
Chapter completed!