Chapter 61 Absurd Mission
Looking at the blade who had been following me and said, "Brother, why don't you talk?"
"Ah!?" Blade rolled his eyes and said, "Yeah... brother, are you talking about me stupid?"
People like Blade are really rare in this world. I smiled and said, "No, it's just that you don't have so many worldly mixed things in your head."
"I didn't understand you. You mean that my mind is just a matter of twists and turns, right?"
"You're wrong. I mean you are very straightforward and simple, and you won't think about how to plot against others." I quickly responded: "This is very rare. I hope you can uphold this kind of mind and you will be very happy."
Blade looked at me strangely and said, "Why do you say the same thing as our dean said?"
After another in-depth conversation, I realized that Blade was an orphan. He had been living in an orphanage in SX Province. Because he was very straightforward and was very easy to offend people, he found many jobs and was fired soon after. Later, their dean saw that he really couldn't find a job, and he heard that many games could make money, so he lent him money to buy him a game helmet and gave him a name "Blade". Because his personality is really like Blade, he can only move forward but not backward, but only go straight in, and doesn't know how to retreat.
Blade is indeed suitable for playing games. He is strong and although he enters the game late, he is usually very diligent in the game, mining and chopping wood, and so on. Later, he found that he made money slowly, so he began to level up. He hoped that one day he could become a master in the game, so that he could make a lot of money, not only to support himself, but also to support many people who are orphans like him.
"...I want to make money in the game. You are the first person in life and death. You must have many ways to make money. I will do things for you in the future. As long as you give me some time to learn, I can do anything."
Blade's clear eyes touched me, and I smiled and said, "Let's do this, I'll lend you one million gold coins first. You should speed up the time to level up. After the expansion of my Tianmeng, I will contact you to join the association. You can help me work and pay back the money. What do you think?"
"What do you mean? I'm not asking for money from you."
I said, "Everyone said this is borrowing money. You are so low-level, how can you help me work in the future? This is a game. What I want is a useful thug, not a laborer who only knows how to work as a coolie. This money is not given to you. You have to work for me in the future and pay it back slowly. Don't think you can pay it back. I think it's easy to poach someone in this world with my ability."
"Don't worry, I will never be stolen. Thank you!" Blade Feng then received the one million gold coins I gave him.
I laughed and left a famous post and said, "Then you go level up quickly, I will contact you then."
It seems that everyone likes to find people they know when doing things, at least they have met with people they have met. So, I unconsciously teleported to the East Gate and found Lord Dongmen City who had watched me jump off the building for free.
He really remembers me. After a few greetings to each other, he took me to the east school ground of Xuanwu City.
The instructor of the East School Field was named Lin Zhen. After knowing my purpose, he politely called me in front of the Martial God, and then gave me a task that no one else could receive.
The task was called "The Mystery of Curse". The teleportation volume that Teacher Lin gave me was broken. I came to a village called Guangfeng. Here a woman named Yinglian reported the case and said that her husband Li Ren was infected with evil magic and was petrified during the day, but would become very crazy at night, dancing and looking for raw meat everywhere.
This village is just like an ordinary novice village. It is not big. There are also many novice villages with buildings, such as blacksmith shops, and it is really easy to find a family in such a village that has such a strange thing.
When Yinglian heard that I was sent from a big city, she choked up and told the story of the matter. It turned out that her husband Li Ren once said to go to find the legendary Peach Blossom Land. After going out for a while, she said a few words, "This is a curse, this is a curse..." and it became what she is now.
I saw Li Ren's "what he is now", and it was so petrified that from head to toe, even a hair turned into a stone. Thinking about the time when I was looking for stone numbness, if I hadn't been alert, I would have become this bear.
"Auntie, I really don't know how to start with just such a clue. Do you know where your husband is going?"
Yinglian choked and said, "Brother... he didn't tell me even though he went out... he came back... and he became like this after he came back. I, a woman, didn't know these things? People in your big cities have seen many things, so we must help us. If he keeps like this, how can this family live?" After that, he fell on Li Ren, who was lying on the petrified body, and became in pain.
The old village chief next to him also spoke, "Yes, little brother, just help them. Li Ren is really pitiful!"
The villagers watching me seemed to be afraid that I would disappear all of a sudden, so they all rushed to ask me to help Li Ren and his wife.
I was so excited that the crying sound of Yinglian and the noise of the villagers. How could I complete the task without any prompts? I am not a god or a Taoist priest of Maoshan, and I cannot solve this petrification disease.
"Uncle, but I don't know what exactly makes this uncle look like, and I don't know how to start!"
Finally, the old village chief was polite, which made the villagers who were whining and stopped making noise and said loudly: "Who do you know where Li Ren has been before going out?"
"Before Brother Ren left, it seemed that he had found the old man from Dust Stone in the forest."
My heart lit up, and finally got some valuable clues. I hurriedly asked, "Where is that dead stone forest?"
The old village chief knocked the ground with a stick in his hand and said, "Little brother, the Dead Stone Forest is more than ten miles outside the village. There is an old man living in Dead Stone. I heard that he knows astronomy and geography, but I have never heard of anyone in the village who has seen him, nor do I know what he looks like."
"How big is the dead stone forest?"
The old village chief replied: "I can't explain clearly. Many of us have been to that place. Sometimes we can't get out for a day and a night. Sometimes we can pass through that place in half a cup of tea, and there is nothing except a lot of strange stones."
Yinglian was still crying. I really don’t know where she got such a good voice. It seems that she can’t get any valuable information here. I asked the direction and left this strange village.
The dead stone forest is truly worthy of its name. Stones standing like dead trees stand on the originally open plain.
On the way I came, I kept praying that the forest should not be too big, and that old man who lives in "I heard" must not be able to help but die of loneliness.
It seems that God heard my prayer. The forest was not big, but it seemed that when I was listening to the prayer, I was distracted by some pornographic performance. I searched for a long time but couldn't find the old man. I only saw a child with two braids squatting beside me and playing something like Tianzi chess.
If I met such a child in the village, I would never squat down to see if he was a man or a woman, how big his cock was. But in such a rare and desolate place, it would be more interesting to have a child who could play so much alone.
But after I squatted down, I didn't see clearly whether the child was a man or a woman, nor whether he had a cock, nor how big his cock was. However, looking at his body, it should... maybe not very big.
"Kid, what are you playing here?"
The child raised his head and continued to urge the small stones on the ground.
"Little guy, why are you playing here alone? Where are your parents?"
The child raised his head again, looked at me with a frown and lowered his head.
It's so young and so arrogant, but it's okay if you grow up. Even if you are a Red Boy, you have to cry when you see me. I'm already crazy about such a brainless task and I'm so angry: "Little Maotou, I'll cut you if I don't talk anymore."
"Slay me? What does it mean?" an old voice replied.
I suddenly stood up, but there was no old man appearing except those dead wood-like stones. I clasped my fists and raised it in the air and said, "I have something to ask for the senior of Dead Stone. I also ask for a senior of Dead Stone to show up."
"I'm right in front of you, please answer what does 'cut me' mean!" The old voice sounded again.
I rubbed my eyes, looked at the little kid who was not much taller than my knees and said, "You...you are the old man..."
"Yes, I'm the old man named Han Shi. Tell me what you just said, "cut me" means!"
An old voice from a child's mouth tells you that he is an old man. If I were in reality, I would have thought he was a ghost, but I finally remembered that this was a game...
I showed a very kind smile and said, "This is the dialect of my hometown, which means... itchy, haha..." Anyway, this is the language of the real world, and even if this old man in the dead stone understands astronomy and geography, he will not doubt it.
"Tickling? It's so interesting. I wonder where your hometown is, little brother?"
"A very remote village called Tianmeng Village, there are only a few families, even the masters of Xuanwu City can be considered a village that is missing. It's not surprising that the seniors don't know it."
"Who said I don't know?" Old Man Kushi argued: "Just want to see if you kid lie to me. Now it seems that you are really honest. Tell me, what's wrong with you coming to me?"
After I said my intentions in the future, the old man Kushishi had a sad look on his baby's face. After a long time, he said, "No, it seems that something happened in that beautiful Taoyuan Town! Boy, that boy named Li Ren has indeed come to see me. With my guidance, he went to a place called Jingzhi Town. Now it seems that something might have happened to that place. Take this to Xuanwu City to find Taoist Hu who is telling fortunes in the west of the city. He will tell you how to enter Jingzhi Town."
The old man Kushishi handed over an ordinary stone with his baby-like little hand. This weird old man gave me too many doubts. I don’t want to ask him what this is a token of fuzi. I believe it is just a mission prop. As long as the guy named Taoist Hu can recognize this thing, it is enough, right?
When I teleported back to Xuanwu City, I suddenly remembered that there was only one teleportation scroll I sent to Guangfeng Village, but then I became calm. Didn’t it mean that there must be a road before the car arrives at the mountain, and the ship will naturally be straight when it reaches the bridge? I guess that Teacher Lin wouldn’t remember which manufacturer of this teleportation scroll was produced?
Chapter completed!