Chapter 30 The Perfect Zombie
If Mr. Gu Long, a great martial arts master, knew that the Xiao Li flying sword in his works had become a flying sword outside the sky that specializes in killing inhumane guys, I wonder what he would think.
Fortunately, the designer who had a problem with his brain finally didn't make too much spoof. He just implanted a program about "Little Li Flying Knife" into Leng Rufeng's consciousness, and did not throw the whole book into Leng Rufeng's mind. So Leng Rufeng's mind did not know who Li Xunhuan was except for knowing Xiao Li Flying Knife. However, he directly classified Li Xunhuan as a type of person from his name. Toyshangzhi and I hurriedly closed our mouths, and we didn't dare to admit that we had such friends.
However, Leng Rufeng did not let us go. He asked us again if Li Xunhuan was our friend like Wu Dalang. I had to tell him depressedly that Li Xunhuan was a person like Ximen Qing, and this person was even more vicious than Ximen Qing...
No matter how Leng Rufeng talked about the subsequent chat, I and Shangzhi both chose to remain silent because the author really didn't want to offend the fan group of other celebrities after offending Li Xunhuan's fan group.
After listening to Leng Rufeng's painful memories, Toy Shi Shangzhi successfully got close to Leng Rufeng's arrangement, which directly led to his undead legion expanding a 150-man purgatory cavalry regiment, and 50 of them were Purgatory Bow Knights.
The effect of not revealing is really not very good. At least for more than two hours, the Iron Zombie King broke through the black light and appeared in front of us.
The black light that was blown up was pouring into the Iron Zombie King who had no iron armor, making the Iron Zombie King look even more burly and...sexy.
I almost couldn't recognize the Iron Zombie King because he didn't have that kind of fragmented iron armor on his body, and even the rotten flesh turned into black muscles.
If zombies are so strong and their muscles are so smooth, I think all ducks in the world should be laid off. Those sluts and so on will definitely be enjoyable to find zombies, of course, the premise is that zombies are as easy to find as ducks.
Because I couldn't stand the blow brought to me by the Iron Zombie King, I resisted the excitement and did not go over and give him a hug (body gap). In the Iron Zombie King's puzzled gaze, "Old Tie, where is the golden armor I gave you? Why don't you wear it?"
I asked this question first, seeing the Iron Zombie King without clothes, thinking of the golden armor Iron Zombie King that I didn’t seem to have worn it several times, so I wanted to ask the reason; second, I wanted to test whether this Iron Zombie King is really an Iron Zombie King.
"Golden armor?" The Iron Zombie King pondered and said, "You mean the one you gave me when we first met?"
I was delighted and said, "Yes, where did you throw it away?"
"I've given it to you! I still like my true nature, so I later found a piece of armor that was similar to the previous one... What's wrong with me..." The Iron Zombie King suddenly realized that his body seemed to be very different from before: "What's going on?"
"That's right, you remember that you stopped for the second war to let the beast stop..." Toysaka Shi slowly told the Iron Zombie King about the whole story. Of course, during this period, Leng Rufeng took a piece of black heavy armor to the Iron Zombie King. I finally resisted the** that I always aimed at the Iron Zombie King.
The Iron Zombie is not like a zombie at all now, but like an African giant warrior. If he hadn't been able to sing classic songs such as "Hero Tears" and "Labor March", it would have been difficult for me to convince myself to accept this fact.
"But I still failed!" The Iron Zombie sighed guiltily, "I'm still tired of all the brothers, and I'm working around with my useless body..."
"Old Tie, what are you talking about?" I said in the intercept: "No matter whether the Monster Alliance really retreats, you can handle the wheel battle alone. Until you challenge the strength of the ancient beast Qiongqi, your body will be very useful."
The Iron Zombie King replied with a faint look: "Don't this depend on yours..."
"Cough cough..." The toy Shangzhi coughed a few times and interrupted the words of the Iron Zombie King: "Old Tie, you are the best, let alone I want to listen to you sing often. Even I start to be jealous when you sing! If you were willing to sing a song or two that day, I think those monster leaders would have agreed to stop the war."
It seemed that he was attracted by the fact that the Iron Zombie King could sing. Leng Rufeng missed the opportunity to get the reason why the Iron Zombie King really became stronger: "Iron Zombie King, can you sing?"
The Iron Zombie King patted the back of his head and smiled foolishly: "Yes, my brother taught me, how many of them should I give you?"
In Leng Rufeng's astonished eyes, I and Shunzhi and I clapped wildly, but the Iron Zombie King obviously had no stage experience. He usually only sang in front of Shunzhi and Shunzhi. Now that there is one Leng Rufeng, it seems a little restrained. However, the reason for his restraint is: "Xiaotian, what song should I sing? Heroes' tears?"
Before I could speak, Toysaka Shi yelled from the side: "Hero, don't sing that song, I feel like it's fast today..."
Indeed, today's atmosphere is not suitable for singing a depressing song like "Hero Tears". Seeing the Toys Shangzhi seemed to have not thought of any songs for a while, I smiled and said, "Old Tie, has the boss taught you the 'Friendship Years'?" As I said that, I glanced at Leng Rufeng.
Toys Shangzhi muttered: "I've taught it, of course I've taught it. How can I not teach such a classic song? Lao Tie, come here. If you don't sing it well, don't think about having a meal today!"
"I didn't have to eat!" I smiled honestly and said, "I like this song too, especially..."
As he spoke, the Iron Zombie King directly entered the "Friendly Years" part: "Come to forget the wrong, come to miss the past, have to face the days of hardships with you, don't believe you will be desperate..."
When the Iron Zombie King was full of emotions and sang this song that depicted the brothers spending hardships together, I and Shunshi and I were already filled with tears. If the Iron Zombie King were not too tall, I would have been unable to resist the urge to hug him.
Just when I was immersed in this kind of brotherly atmosphere and couldn't extricate myself, the cold voice turned my consciousness over.
"This... is this the friendship you talk about?" In Leng Rufeng's eyes, was the message conveyed excited, inexplicable, helpless, or... a lot, very complicated. It seems that music does not have language restrictions. I don't think Leng Rufeng can understand Cantonese.
The Iron Zombie King looked at me and the plaything. Seeing that neither of us spoke, he had to pat the back of his head again and said, "I don't know much, but when I was singing this song, I was thinking about the days with my brother, the battle scenes between me and Fallen Pluto, Qiongqi, and even the situations where my brother suffered in hell..."
At this point, the Iron Zombie King looked at me and the plaything and said, "Although you repeatedly said that the Eighteenth Hell is no big deal, I know that it is very hard there."
"No matter how hard you are, you can't compare to the pain of being removed by human bones!" I replied, "For you, what's the point of suffering? Just for your love for us, even... even if you lose consciousness, you have to stand up..." The image of an iron zombie warrior who lost his arms, his eyes were silent but still stood still. Unconsciously, something slipped down the corners of his eyes.
"Damn... I always say this, I'm happy!" The toy's Shin-chi took a photo of me and said, "If you don't bring wine, you'd better get me some wine now. How come Lao Tie has to celebrate his rebirth, right?"
The Iron Zombie King also laughed and said, "Yes, Xiaotian, I have drunk the wine you gave me before, but I have never been embarrassed to ask you for it. This time you have to get more. We brothers will not be separated today!"
I patted my forehead and laughed: "Look at my brain, go here and go here, it won't take long."
"Wait!" A faint voice sounded. When I saw that the voice was spoken from the arrogant Leng Rufeng's mouth, I looked at the toy and Sushi, and happened to meet his equally unexpected look.
Leng Rufeng's eyes with a strange color swept over the two of us, the undead, and said, "Can I join?"
I looked at Toysaka Shi again, but I still couldn't confirm what I thought in my heart and asked, "What to join? Join the ranks of drinking?"
I hope to get the no answer, because what I hope is not to have an extra friend with wine and meat, but a true brother. After all, no one will think there are too many brothers like the Iron Zombie King, but how many Iron Zombie Kings are there in this world?
"Yeah!" Leng Rufeng responded affirmatively, and a turning point came when I was slightly disappointed: "At the same time, I joined your friendship as Lao Leng, and I hope you can accept it."
“ao…”
"Long live!"
I hugged Leng Rufeng excitedly, making Leng Rufeng, who was beside me happy and a little confused: "Why are you... so happy?"
"Because you are my brother, the Purgatory Ghost Rider will replace zombies and become my...basic combat power!" The Toy Shishi looked at Leng Rufeng as if he was a villain.
Leng Rufeng was stunned and laughed out loud for the first time and said, "In fact, the combat power of zombies is not worse than that of the Purgatory Ghost Riders. Some corpse guards even have stronger overall combat power than those cavalrymen in my hands..."
"What? Zombies are more powerful than the Purgatory Ghost Rider. What logic is it?" Toysaka Shi muttered with an exaggerated look: "In my opinion, ten corpse guards may not be the opponents of the Purgatory Ghost Rider!"
The Iron Zombie King also said, "Old Leng, don't think I'm going to hurt me here. I know myself. Those kids under my command are just cannon fodder, so how can they compare with those elite cavalry under your command!"
"That's the past!" Leng Rufeng said firmly: "Because of Lao Tie, your performance in the brain meeting, who dares to underestimate the strength of the zombie clan now?"
Chapter completed!