Chapter 36: The Kidney Is Good
There are several close-up large characters "Countdown" on the official website of Life and Death, followed by some slightly smaller characters "10 days left to currency exchange!".
Li Fu looked at the webpage with a smile, dialed a few phone calls to stop the cash exchange of gold coins. What he needs to do now is to turn all the gold coins in his hand into materials or equipment as much as possible!
"It seems that the auction is really timely!" Yi Bo appeared behind Li Fu and said.
Wang Chen and the other two were browsing the forum for a while before eating. When they saw the sticker "Tianyi Threat NPC" uploaded by "Zhiduoduo", they were all laughing and leaning back and forth.
"The third brother is too strong, can you do this kind of thing?" Yang Qiang said with a smile.
Wang Chen nodded: "Don't blackmail tickets if you don't have money to take the bus!"
"Xu Fan is very gentle. I think he is probably a famous man. Then the teleporter did not let him use the teleportation array so that he would do this!" Furong's opinion was immediately recognized by the two people, and she immediately collected this very valuable picture.
But I, who is far away in Shanghai, did not know that this picture caused a frenzy that threatened NPCs in "Life and Death". I believe that the reason why Tianyi can become the number one person in life and death is because he is sinister and cruel enough!
Therefore, in the eyes of players, every NPC in life and death has become a gold coin, a hidden mission, or even... barbecue. Everyone hopes to get benefits from NPCs. Some people even start kidnapping NPCs. The direct consequence is that the prisons in several main cities are overcrowded, and they gloat for a while. The people who scolded Tianyi and Zhiduoduo pushed this post to the highest point of the irrigation area.
And I don't know that the consequence of threatening NPC is to increase the degree of sin and increase the degree of sin, because I have always been famous for my reputation and never found that my name will last longer.
This is the fourth bottle of wine. Yu Ming is already asleep on the table, and my tongue is starting to numb. Fortunately, the true energy of Qiankun seems to have the effect of quenching wine, and keeps myself awake.
Amid Lu Yun and Yu Ling's worried eyes, Yu Rushuo looked at me with great enthusiasm and said, "Xiao Xu, I can't tell that your young alcohol tolerance is so good. Good thing, do another one!"
The second father-in-law's alcohol content was a bit good. From the first glass of wine, Yu Rushuo didn't talk about anything serious at all. After asking about my situation, he kept drinking and urging me to drink. From the first one to the next one, if Qiankun hadn't been working, I would have fallen down long ago. I knew very well that I usually only had six or seven taels of white wine, but now I have eaten one and a half pounds. But the happiest thing is that Yu Rushuo's name is much more intimate. For Yu Ling, even if he dies at the table today, he has to drink it!
"Eat some food, Brother Fan!" Lu Yun said with concern.
I nodded. I just picked up a piece of tofu, but before I could even get into my mouth, Yu Rushuo wiped his mouth with the back of his hand and then extended the bottle into my cup. He quickly put the tofu in his mouth and took the poured wine respectfully. Only then did I realize that Yu Rushuo's hand was also trembling.
Drinking another bottle should be able to put down this father-in-law, and suddenly a very ridiculous thought arose in my heart: I don’t know what kind of person my third father-in-law will be…
This idea was not yet mature, so I had another glass of conversation with Yu Rushuo, and my stomach was overwhelming. I still understood the principle of not leaving the table when I drank, so I had to force myself to hold it back.
"Old man, stop drinking anymore. Drinking too much will hurt your body!" Seeing the endless old and young, Yu's mother shouted anxiously.
Yu Rushuo waved his hand and said, "It's rare to meet an opponent at the wine table. I'm happy today, drink more...drink more, don't worry, I haven't been drunk yet, Xiao Xu, come again!" After that, the cup in my hand was raised again...
...
I underestimated my father-in-law too much. This is the seventh bottle. No matter how you look at him, he seems to be like a person who is just three points drunk, I feel miserable. Now I am in a state of swallowing bitter water once a second. Oh my God, don’t be poisoned by alcohol!
"...Father-in-law, do it..." I raised my glass and shouted in an inertia.
Yu Rushuo didn't pay attention to my name for a moment, and immediately raised his glass and responded, "Yeah, do you..." After drinking half a cup, he stopped and asked, "What did you call me?"
"Ah? I'll call you...uh...you call you father-in-law!" I burped and said.
"Good boy... don't think I'm drunk and want to take advantage of me...no way! Ling'er won't marry you..." Yu Rushuo said with half-squinted eyes: "Come on, keep drinking..."
I smiled bitterly in secret, and I planned to use my ultimate skill.
"Okay, drink...but do you want someone to drink with you in the future!"
"I think...you...you can come and drink with me if you have nothing to do..."
"...When Ling'er marrys me, I can drink with you often..."
“…hey…hehe…no…”
"Why can't it work..." Why is this father-in-law invincible?
"No, it's...no, come and drink!"
"…Ling'er has a baby marriage?"
"No!"
"Then... Ling'er has other objects?"
"No!"
"Are there any other fiancé?"
"without you……"
"Then what's the problem with her marrying me?"
"No...yes, I said you... asked so many questions...uh...what did you ask just now?" Yu Rushuo looked at me strangely with his neck tilted.
"No...no problem, you just said it's okay, drink..." Keep drinking, what I have to do now is to hold on until this stubborn father-in-law falls down.
"Yeah...drink..." Yu Rushuo vaguely delivered the wine glass to his mouth.
When the ninth bottle of wine was about to bottom out, I was still afraid that Yu Ling's house would not have wine, Yu Rushuo collapsed on the table with a "bang". Yu's mother hurried over and checked.
I suppressed the rushing stomach acid that was about to rush and said, "Auntie, I...I will definitely be very good to Ling'er, hope...wait, bathroom..."
When Yu Ling and Lu Yun dragged me to the toilet, I could no longer hold it back...
(The following is omitted the filthy scene that is not suitable for both young and old with thousands of words!)
After staying in the bathroom for more than a moment, I finally found the direction of the earth's gravity, stood up straight, washed my face, and returned to the living room accompanied by the two girls.
"Auntie, I'm sorry, it's like this!" He looked at Yu's mother apologetically.
Yu's mother shook her head helplessly and said, "Xiao Xu, let's take a rest first. My old man is like this, it's been decades..."
"...I'm fine..." I looked at Yu Ling who was wiping my sweat lovingly. I looked at Yu's mother and said, "Aunt, this time I sincerely hope that you can give me a chance to date Ling'er. You can see my performance and decide whether to let Ling'er marry me!"
Yu's mother sighed and said, "Xiao Xu, marriage is a big deal, how can you play? To be honest, I have no prejudice against you. Not only do I have no prejudice, I like you very much. Tomorrow, I am also optimistic about you. Only the old man in this family is a little stubborn. But when he wakes up, I will have a good talk with him. You and Ling'er should not have a big problem, but Ling'er is still young, so you don't have to worry too much. I hope you can go home early to talk to your family about this matter, look..."
I was overjoyed and hurriedly responded: "Thank you aunt, I know what to do, so I see if I can rest my uncle today and we will come and visit again tomorrow!"
"Brother Tian!" Yu Ling looked at me reluctantly.
Yu's mother pulled Yu Ling and smiled at me and said, "Xiao Xu, don't be so anxious to leave. The old man is sleeping, let's talk to me, the old woman!"
Lu Yun also looked at me angrily and said, "Do you think you are doing tasks in the game, one link after another, and you won't apologize to your aunt!"
I was stunned and hurriedly said to my mother, "Auntie, I'm sorry, I was so happy just now, so... this..." I didn't know how to apologize for a moment.
Yu's mother smiled and said, "It's okay, young people are more straightforward, let's tell me your story..." Yu's mother's face was filled with the afterglow of youth.
When I sat down, I realized that there was no place for me to interrupt. I fell asleep unknowingly. When I woke up, it was already evening. After drinking a bowl of ginger soup made by Lu Yun, I realized that we were still at Ling's house.
"Have you contacted A Kuan?"
Lu Yun smiled sweetly and said, "Don't worry, I'll ask Brother Kuan to go back to the hotel first. If we go back later, just call a car!"
"Are uncle awake?" I asked, rubbing my sore neck.
"Not yet, my aunt said that it is rare for my uncle to drink so much wine. I haven't been drunk for many years. Don't drink so much in the future, it will hurt your health!"
"I know, I don't want to joke about my life, hehe, but as long as it doesn't hurt the kidneys, you won't be afraid..." After saying that, Lu Yun was overwhelmed on the bed.
Lu Yun struggled and snorted: "Bad guy, I'm serious. Aunt is still waiting for you to go down to have a meal!"
Speaking of eating, I was really hungry, I had no food and no strength to do things, so I would wait until I had enough to do "serious things". Thinking of having a stomach full of wine at noon, my stomach couldn't help but start to shrink again.
"I'll spare you for the time being, let's have a meal!" He kissed Lu Yun heavily and rushed out of the door.
Yu Ming seemed to have just woken up and came out of the bathroom with a bright spirit. When he saw me, his eyes were glowing green and said, "Did you get my dad drunk?"
"I'm drunk too. My uncle's alcohol tolerance is so good!" I pinched my eyebrows.
"You know, my dad claims to be a thousand cups. No one in the Shanghai circle has ever drunk my dad. I didn't expect your alcohol tolerance to be so good. It seems that your brother-in-law is determined!" Yu Ming seemed to hope that his sister would get married soon. It seemed that I was happier than me when I wanted to become his brother-in-law.
"I won't say it, I'll wash my face first!" As soon as I turned into the bathroom, I suddenly remembered that Tiankuang had been resentful of me one day younger than me. No wonder he was so happy that I wanted to become his brother-in-law.
(I wish you all to step on shit every day and lose luck in shit like the protagonist^)
Chapter completed!