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Chapter 15: Extremely Perverted

Early in the morning, I squatted solemnly next to the ditch behind the row house.

This is the eleventh day.

The eleventh day of entering the recruit camp.

His winter training uniform felt a cold feeling, because he got up in the morning and ran for three kilometers, then gathered at the playground together, stood in a military posture for 40 minutes, and his clothes were already soaked.

The standing military posture looks simple, just like the first time I was training the standing military posture. When the squad leader was demonstrating, the solemn person who was standing in the queue quietly said to the solemn person next to him, isn’t it just like a piece of wood? Isn’t this just a stitching there?

Yan Su was slightly surprised at that time, and then didn't say anything, but just smiled at Zhuang Yan.

Zhuang Yan thought that Yan Su’s smile at him was in agreement with his statement, but now he realized that Yan Su felt that he would be slapped in the face sooner or later.

It's more than just a slap in the face.

Now Zhuangyan feels that her face is swollen than a pig's head.

This kind of training of "going there" seems to be too inhumane to Zhuangyan.

In his own words, this is torture.

Zhuangyan felt increasingly that everything in the army was a torture for him.

Folding quilts, walking three major steps, standing in the military posture, these are the most common and simplest walking and sitting in the army in ordinary people's lives, which are completely regulated by strict regulations and regulations.

The quilt must be folded into tofu blocks, and there are a little wrinkles and curvatures. If you walk in one step, each step is 75cm, the squad leader will follow you with a wooden ruler, and you will get one foot for a few centimeters.

And this is the military posture.

Zhuang Yan then realized that there was a standing posture in this world that could make people sweat all over and keep them from getting cold.

Military posture is actually a standing posture that mobilizes the muscles of the whole body. For example, your hip muscles must be clamped as required.

During the first training session, Zhuang Yan secretly enjoyed herself after listening to Yin Xiancong's explanation of the key points.

Can you still know whether the two pieces of meat on your butt are clamped tightly or not? Could it be that the recruits took off their pants and checked?

Soon he realized that he was wrong.

The squad leaders seemed to have perspective eyes. When they walked to you, glanced at your standing posture, they would know the omissions in every small detail of you, and even knew whether the two muscles on your butt were clamped tightly.

Military posture training became more and more harsh, and later it even reached a point of pervert.

For example, if you require "neck to be straight", there are several abnormal correction methods for a small key, including pins on the collar, inserting a T-size ruler, or the easiest way - flip the big cap and gently place it on the top of your head.

This method of earth that has been passed down from unknown era is particularly effective. The top of the big cap is very flat, which means that the head must be horizontally perpendicular to the ground. As long as it is slightly tilted, the hat will fall to the ground without hesitation.

Once you fall, the most direct consequence is five minutes of extra time.

There is also the hand. When standing in a military posture, you need to stick your hands tightly with the trouser stitches. It doesn’t matter if you stick them for about ten minutes, but if you stick them for half an hour and an hour, you will feel extremely uncomfortable.

People are born with laziness.

Recruiters tend to be lazy in every small place.

However, the veterans have already had a set of training experience accumulated over decades of military experience.

If you relax your hands secretly, you think the veteran doesn’t know?

OH!NO!

Not sure!

Every time the squad leader trains, each of them will have a deck of poker and then put a piece of poker in each hand. The advantage is that as long as the recruits relax, the poker will be landed.

There is also the mouth, which requires "the mouth must be closed". Well, then there is a piece of poker on the mouth...

What made the most relief to the solemn Yan was that he was not a band-legged yet.

Take Shandong Lao Guo, who was the slowest in the emergency meeting, for example, this guy is just a band-legged person.

Don’t think that natural defects cannot be corrected. The army is a free gang-leg treatment institution.

The solution is very simple, isn’t it armed?

Shorten it with an armed strap to the shortest state, then close it on both legs and buckle it tightly.

This is how a local physical corrector was completed.

Zhuangyan now feels that human potential is actually very huge.

Just like those acrobats who have been practicing acrobatics since childhood, they can easily turn their legs, these fucking legs can really be corrected with this thing.

It's God!

"A bunch of perverts!"

Solemnly exhaled a mouthful of white water vapor and gently put his hand into the bucket.

The cold and biting cold water suddenly made the solemn, who had been trained in the morning, wake up instantly.

"Oh! This is really cool!"

After a period of waiting, Zhuangyan discovered the benefits of taking a cold shower and using cold water.

This thing can really refresh you, especially in the colder the weather, the better the effect!

After washing his hands, he wet his face again. Zhuangyan picked up the fruit acid facial cleanser, squeezed out a little and applied it on his face a few times. Then he held a handful of water in the white towel, rubbed his face hard for several times, then took off his hat and brushed his head once.

The hot body temperature evaporated the cold water, and the solemn head and neck were covered with white water vapor.

Guo Xiangyang, who was standing beside him, asked curiously: "Zhuangyan, what is the thing you wash your face?"

He solemnly and generously handed over the facial cleanser: "Fruit acid facial cleanser, you can use it for washing your face, do you want to try it?"

Guo Xiangyang shook his head honestly.

Zhuang Yan likes Guo Xiangyang very much. Like all the men of Qi and Lu, he has the kind of simple and honesty as simple as a rock.

At least for the solemn person who has been in the business world, people like Guo Xiangyang are already rare animals.

Guo Xiangyang shook his head and grinned: "No, for us, only women use this thing."

Xu Xingguodao, who was washing his face by the ditch, said: "You didn't see that they were solemn and tender, so they were so thin and tender. How to say it in fashionable words? That's called maintenance!"

Many new recruits washing their faces aside burst into laughter.

Solemn and yin, said: "Oh! Our Comrade Xu Dianxing is indeed extraordinary..."

Since Xu Xingguo's training level has always been better than that of the platoon and even most of the recruits in the platoon, he was regarded as a typical platoon of the platoon and was praised several times at the squad and platoon meetings.

Zhuangyan then gave Xu Xingguo a nickname, "Xu Dianxing".

"The wild boars in the mountains do not need maintenance, so they are... "

He looked around solemnly and retorted with a smile: "Human skin still needs maintenance!"

Many new recruits burst into laughter.

Xu Xingguo’s hometown is in the mountains. Solemn saying this actually means something.

"Hmph!" Xu Xingguo's face sank coldly.

Seeing that Xu Xingguo did not continue to take on the occasion, Zhuang Yan stopped pursuing the victory, so he asked Guo Xiangyang next to him: "Old Guo, I think you are so arrogant, but why are you so slow every emergency gathering?"

Guo Xiangyang blushed and smiled silly: "I'm stupid and tremble when I'm nervous."

Zhuang Yan suddenly said curiously: "Old Guo, I want to ask you something, why did you come to join the army?"
Chapter completed!
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