Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Fourth Lakeside Settlement(2/2)
Since he traveled through time to this day, trouble has always followed him. God seems to be playing a very bad joke with him, and he will not let him go if he doesn't play with him to death.
Today's spring harvest is a lot. First of all, I have become acquainted with Princess Jiangdu, and secondly, I have to start to think about how to challenge Zhu Yuanzhang's authority.
The former is sweet, the latter is exciting.
The backyard of Xiao Mansion.
Xiao Fan is practicing his slingshot skills.
While practicing, he sighed, looking absent-minded, and even he himself didn't know what the bullet he shot out.
As the master, Taixu, who is the master, is naturally very unhappy.
Taixu hummed with dissatisfaction: "Or don't practice. If you want to practice, just be serious. Hum! Look at your desperate appearance, is it for women?"
Xiao Fan drooped his eyelids and praised perfunctorily: "Master is really sharp-eyed."
"I have been wandering in the flowers for nearly a hundred years. What kind of prostitute has never seen me? I made you look like a ghost for a woman. It's really a waste of time."
"It's not entirely for women, it's a series of deadly troubles caused by women..."
Taixu's pupils shrank, and his face was solemn: "...Which girl's belly has you made bigger?"
Xiao Fan: “…”
Such a lewd master and his disciple were not taught to be bad, which is really gratifying.
"I have fallen in love with the two granddaughters who are today. Master, what should I do?" Xiao Fan looked at Taixu with help.
Taixu smiled indifferently and said, "It's so easy to deal with, make their stomachs bigger!"
Xiao Fan thought about it seriously and felt that the old guy's idea was not advisable.
He figured it out. After the old guy came up with a bad idea, there was something wrong with the news in the future. He patted his butt and used his light skills to fly, leaving his apprentice who could not be light skills to stay at home and be hit by Zhu Yuanzhang's knife. Simply put, the old guy came up with very irresponsible ideas.
"I'd better practice slingshot..." Xiao Fan immediately threw Taixu's bad idea behind his mind.
Under the wall west of Xiao Mansion, Xiao Fan pulled the rubber band of the slingshot straight, narrowed his eyes slightly, and aimed at a pottery jar twenty steps away.
Calm down, calm your energy, drive your energy, and release your energy!
With a "swoosh" sound...
The clay jar remains motionless, still so full and rich.
The master and apprentice looked at each other, then looked around and began to find where the magical marble had hit.
Immediately afterwards, a shrill scream outside the wall was heard.
"Ah-ah! I'm so proud of my stubborn guy - who did that?"
Xiao Fan was shocked and looked at Taixu with apologetic expression and said, "Master, what should I do? It seems that I have hit your colleague..."
When Taixu heard the sound outside the wall, his old face suddenly turned pale. He rolled his eyes guiltily, then stood up and flew away, running without a trace.
Xiao Fan scratched his head in wonder. As soon as Taixu's figure disappeared, a gray figure flew in outside the wall.
Xiao Fan sighed. There are too many people who can be skilled in light skills these days. The wall is like a waste. Others fly in as they want. Fly in whatever position they want. How great it would be if there is high voltage electricity. It really should be installed on the wall. Then, strong electricity should be connected. No matter who encounters it, it will be like a mosquito hitting an electric mosquito killer, and it will turn into ashes with a crackling sound...
Thinking of these endless things in my mind, the person who had been plotted against the siege outside the wall had already flew in and landed steadily in front of Xiao Fan.
I saw him in his sixties, wearing a gray Taoist robe loosely on his body, holding a whisk as white as his hair and beard in his hand, covering his forehead and moaning loudly with anger: "Disaster, a disaster... I have long thought that there will be a disaster today. I didn't expect that at this moment... who is it? Who is it? Which bastard plotted against me?"
Xiao Fan pursed his lips tightly, subconsciously inserted the slingshot in his hand into the belt behind him, and then pointed his hand in a righteous look on his face, saying, "Just just now, I saw an old Taoist priest like you, playing slingshots here. I advised him that you are so old, so why are you playing slingshots when you are so old? The old Taoist priest didn't listen. Later, he heard that he hit someone, so he quickly put oil on the soles of his shoes and ran away."
The old Taoist priest who was hit stretched out his hand and calculated a few times, and immediately said furiously: "This evil is indeed nearby! Humph! He has not seen him for decades, and he has returned more and more. He has actually started playing with a slingshot? He dares to plot against me, it is simply seeking death!"
Xiao Fan looked at the old Taoist priest with anger and said curiously: "This... Taoist priest, do you know that old Taoist priest?"
The old Taoist priest snorted angrily: "Of course I know him! I have known him for more than a hundred years!"
Xiao Fan smacked his lips. Why did this old guy have the same tune as Taixu? He always talks about it for more than a hundred years. Do you think it's so easy to live for more than a hundred years?
"Uh...Dare you ask the Taoist priest's Immortal?"
Chapter completed!