Chapter 192: Pretend to be crazy and stupid

Making friends is Xiao Fan’s hobby, it is a very healthy and sunny hobby.

Unfortunately, Monk Daoyan has different hobbies from him. It is estimated that Daoyan is a person who doesn’t like to make friends very much. People say that Glass has a strange temper. Xiao Fan increasingly thinks that he has an affair with Zhu Di, and his introverted temperament, who does not like to make friends, has deeply betrayed him.

This also leads to a very troublesome question, if Daoyan really has a relationship with Zhu Di, what is the name of Taoyan?

aunt?

Where is Xiao Fan himself?——Mother-in-law?

The more Xiao Fan thought about it, the less he was, he became less and less likely. He was frightened by his strange thoughts and had a cold war, and his forehead suddenly became sweaty.

Daoyan walked in front, suddenly turned around and stared at him, and said strangely: "Mr. Xiao, what's wrong with you? Why is your face so pale?"

Xiao Fan quickly smiled and said, "It's nothing, thank you for your concern,...mother-in-law."

Daoyan: “…………”

"Slip, slip, thank you for your concern..."

After passing through the front hall of the palace, and passing through a winding corridor, a sea of ​​flowers that are full of colorful flowers appear in front of you. On the left is the flower hall of the palace. The flower hall is surrounded by a sea of ​​flowers. The roof is covered with green grass, and peonies planted in mud pots are separated in two rows, extending a small path leading to the main entrance of the flower hall, which looks unique and elegant.

Daoyan led Xiao Fan to the door of the flower hall and stopped, turned around and said seriously: "Mr. Xiao, the prince did not intend to neglect the imperial envoy. He was really crazy and could not meet the guests. This matter had been reported to the court at the 800 miles of the military post. Today, the prince finally woke up for a while, but now he was sick again. If the prince had any offense, please forgive me and don't bother with the patient."

This lies are said as if it were true. If someone else was the imperial envoy, Daoyan might have believed it with this sincere and sincere expression.

Unfortunately, Xiao Fan was a person who lived for two lives, and he knew better than anyone else what Zhu Di had to do.

Xiao Fan didn't say it out loud, and nodded with a smile: "Master has trouble. I will definitely not care. In fact, the master may know that before I became an official, I had a crazy disease in Jiangpu County, but later it gradually improved. I haven't done it for a long time. Just for this point, I must have a common language with the prince..."

Daoyan changed color suddenly, his lips stammered for a few times, but finally he resisted and said nothing.

At that moment, Daoyan stayed at the entrance of the flower hall and asked Xiao Fan to go in alone to meet Zhu Di.

Xiao Fan had just taken a step and thought about something, turning around and holding Daoyan's sleeve and said nervously: "Master, the prince will not hit someone if he is crazy, right?"

Daoyan wiped his sweat: "...No. The prince was just talking nonsense. Even if he was crazy, he would never say the words that alluded to the court, and would not rudely hit people."

Xiao Fan nodded and smiled, "Then I'll feel relieved..."

As soon as he stepped into the flower hall, Daoyan grabbed Xiao Fan's sleeve again, looked at him hesitantly, and remained silent for a while. Daoyan said worriedly: "Mr. Xiao, you... won't suddenly relapse and beat the prince, right?"

"Master, you have to believe in my character!"

When Daoyan mentioned the word "character", he was silent, but his expression became more and more worried.

After entering the flower hall, Xiao Fan looked around and saw that the hall was full of flowers and a rich fragrance came to his nose. There was a Hu bed on the left side of the hall. Zhu Di was wearing a white underwear, his hair was messy, his eyes were dull, and a white towel was tied to his forehead. He sat there like a piece of wood, staring at Xiao Fan with his eyes fixed on him, and he drooled a few drops of saliva from time to time, and then he giggled a few times. He looked very sick and crazy.

Seeing Zhu Di's appearance, Xiao Fan couldn't help but feel his scalp numb and his body was covered in goose bumps.

What is an acting school? What is a powerful school?

The biggest difference between them and idols is that in order to perform a good show, they will not hesitate to destroy their image in the most thorough way to achieve the most realistic effect, and devote themselves to the fake and the real one.

Zhu Di, a well-deserved acting school! He definitely has the ability to win the best actor.

Xiao Fan secretly admired in his heart. How much does it cost to be the emperor? He had to do everything and pretended to be crazy and stupid. Everything was just for the dragon throne in the Golden Palace, the imperial throne, and the killing of swords and swords. There were countless roles to play. For the sake of great cause and the situation needed him to play, he had to play it without hesitation. Even if he pretended to be crazy, he would not hesitate. In order to return to his country, King Goujian of Yue did not hesitate to taste the feces of King Wu. Han Xin, the general of Han, had great ambitions, but was willing to be humiliated under his crotch...

Today, in order to realize his ambitions, Zhu Di pretended to be crazy to eliminate the suspicion of the court, and his actions were really good.

Xiao Fan looked at Zhu Di's crazy and stupidity, and couldn't help but feel a sense of sympathy and pity in his heart. He suddenly felt that he was as high as a prince and a vassal king. They actually lived a very pitiful life. For the sake of power and status, they were doing everything they could. Often, many people were in control of the situation, or did the situation manipulate them? Compared with the simple life of ordinary people who eat and drink, which one would enjoy?

After calming down, Xiao Fan threw away these unrealistic ideas in his mind.

His battle with Zhu Di has just begun.

"I am following the emperor's order to inspect the northern border and reward the vassal kings and border soldiers. His Highness, the King of Yan, please kneel down to receive the imperial edict." Xiao Fan took out a roll of yellow silk from his arms and said with a solemn expression.

Zhu Di didn't even blink, but he still looked dull and numb, and sat motionless on Hu's bed without any response.

"Your Highness, King Yan, please kneel down and receive the imperial edict!"

Zhu Di: “…………”

"Your Highness King Yan? Are you crazy?" Xiao Fan stared at him with wide eyes.

Zhu Di's eyes were dull, like a dead fish: "…………”

Xiao Fan's eyes rolled, then stuffed Huang Juan back into his arms, then walked forward and grabbed Zhu Di's inner clothes, shook it hard, and said loudly: "Your Highness, King Yan, wake up quickly and receive the order--"

Zhu Di's head was shaking left and right like a small boat in the sea of ​​anger, his forehead was sweating slightly, and he still kept his dull expression and said nothing.

After shaking for a while, Xiao Fan finally got tired and gave him a thumbs up: "You are cruel enough!"

Xiao Fan tried for a long time, but Zhu Di still remained the same. He did not respond to how rude Xiao Fan even verbally abused him.

Xiao Fan was so angry that he stomped his feet: "Okay! If you are crazy, I will follow you crazy!"

Yan Bi Xiao Fan moved a chair and sat in front of Zhu Di. The two looked at each other, silent like two fools.

The dead silence in the flower hall...

An hour passed, and the two of them remained silent and stared at each other.

Two hours passed, and Zhu Di's face was sweating more and more, and his eyes became painful. No matter who kept the same posture for two hours, he would not be able to bear it...

Xiao Fan was sweating profusely, but his expression remained unchanged, and even a little interesting smile appeared in his eyes.

After another half an hour, Zhu Di, who was soaked in sweat, finally couldn't help it. His mouth opened slightly, and he said in a hoarse voice: "May I ask... are you wood too?"

Xiao Fan said seriously: "Yes, are you wood too?"

"……right."

"What kind of wood are you?"

"I am Huai Mu, where are you?"

"I am Shuiquliu."

"Ah... I'll be lucky."

"Looking for a long time."

Another silence...

After a while, Xiao Fan asked, "How long have you been planting here?"

Zhu Di pondered for a moment and sighed: "It's been decades...whether of you?"

Xiao Fan's eyes immediately became full of respect, and he said in a respectful tone: "It turns out that he is a senior. I just planted here and I am here for the first time. I'll ask senior to take care of him..."

"It's easy to say..." Zhu Di smiled dryly.

The two of them had a very tacit understanding and set up a stage with each other to perform a play that even a madman couldn't understand.

After a long time, Zhu Di couldn't stand the sitting posture for a long time, and suddenly his tone became a little stiff, and he said, "Shuiquliu..."

"What are the instructions for senior?"

Zhu Di pointed at his feet and said, "This place belongs to mine. Can you move it outside?"

"cannot."

Zhu Di said in surprise: "Why?"

Xiao Fan glared at him and said, "Are you crazy? When have you ever seen trees running around on their own?"

"...Then I can move the plant outside myself, right?" Zhu Di begged a little.

Xiao Fan stared at him with wide eyes: "You are indeed crazy...Aren't you a tree yourself?"

Zhu Di suddenly broke out, stood up suddenly, and said furiously: "This is not OK, that is not OK. Are you still unreasonable? I am just a locust tree that can run around by myself. Isn't it possible? Isn't it possible?"

After saying that, Zhu Di's eyes flashed with fierce light and he punched Xiao Fan in the face.

Xiao Fan was shocked. He could not have thought that Zhu Di would turn against him. It seemed that this guy had wanted to beat him for a long time. Today he finally asked him to find an opportunity. If he was beaten up today, even if he sued him in the capital, no one would say that Zhu Di was wrong, who would have been scheming with a lunatic?

You can't let him beat him up for nothing!

Xiao Fan was so scared that he leaned back, and his body magically made an iron bridge move. He avoided Zhu Di's fist, then jumped back, running around in the flower hall, shouting in panic: "The madman is hitting someone--"

"What a madman! I am a locust tree!" Zhu Di chased behind him and said angrily.

"You are still pretending at this time..." Xiao Fan said in a furious manner.

The flower hall became louder and I could only hear the yelling inside, followed by the cracks of the flower pot and teacup, and Xiao Fan's cry for help, which was noisy and chaotic for a while.

Zhu Di seemed to pour all his hatred towards Xiao Fan into a pair of iron fists. At this moment, he was a madman. Even if he beat the imperial envoy, he would not blame him. Instead, he proved the fact that he was a madman. It would not break the law to beat someone and eliminate the suspicion of the court. Why not do it?

So Zhu Di beat Xiao Fan happily and happily, and chased Xiao Fan in the flower hall without any scruples.

Xiao Fan was punched by Zhu Di several times behind his back, grinning in pain, and shouting loudly for a long time. The guards of the Yan Prince's Mansion outside the flower hall seemed to be deaf, and no one came in to save him.

Fortunately, Xiao Fan practiced Qi with Taixu for two years. Although he could not beat Zhu Di, he was much better than Zhu Di in terms of strength and endurance.

The two of them broke the things in the flower hall one by one. They ran away and chased after half an hour. Zhu Di used up his strength and his steps gradually slowed down. His fists seemed to be filled with lead, and he couldn't lift them up.

Xiao Fan turned around and saw Zhu Di's panting like a cow, and couldn't help but be overjoyed. So he turned around and picked up a flower pot and smashed it at Zhu Di, and scolded him angrily: "Can't run anymore? Don't you have the strength? You bastard! You pretend to be crazy and beat the imperial envoy. It's so fun to pretend to be crazy. Can you be crazy?"

After saying that, Xiao Fan rushed over and punched Zhu Di in the face.

Zhu Di was punched, took a few steps back in fear, then turned around and ran away in the flower hall.
To be continued...