Chapter 228: The King and the Minister Reply(2/2)
"His Majesty……"
"Um?"
"Can I use a force to slash Huashan with one move at your forehead?"
Zhu Yunwen jumped back quickly and said vigilantly: "Don't do anything nonsense. A gentleman doesn't speak, we are all polite..."
"It's not enough not to vent my anger if I don't slap you..."
"What did I say wrong? You don't like this?" Zhu Yunwen said aggrievedly.
Xiao Fan sighed heavily. Do they understand how serious the random printing and issuing treasure banknotes would have to the Ming Dynasty? Inflation, monetary reserves, monetary credit... These terms flashed through Xiao Fan's mind. Unfortunately, Xiao Fan's knowledge in his previous life was not very good. He really didn't know how to explain these words one by one. He only knew that printing money randomly was definitely wrong, and there would be big trouble.
"Your Majesty, if you believe me, stop printing and issuing treasure money immediately. Will countless people lose their families due to your decision, and your country will start to rot from the root... Believe me, printing treasure money is definitely not a wise approach!" Xiao Fan looked extremely serious.
Zhu Yunwen said dissatisfiedly: "Aren't you blocking my way of wealth?"
Xiao Fan angrily said, "The whole Ming Dynasty is yours. You can't help getting rich! There are so many things produced in the world, but your treasure banknotes are getting more and more. In the end, the treasure banknotes will depreciate, and they will become less valuable than straw paper that wipes your butt. It doesn't matter. How much is spent and how much is printed? How can the people and businessmen live? Are you trying to kill them! Do you understand?"
Seeing Xiao Fan getting angry, Zhu Yunwen couldn't help but shrink his neck in fear and smiled quickly, "Okay, okay, if you don't print it, don't print it. If you really lack money, let's find another way, is it necessary to be so arrogant?... The weather is hot and it's easy to get angry. Is it necessary to get a bowl of iced sour plum soup? "
After saying that, Zhu Yunwen turned his head and shouted to the outside of the hall to send sour plum soup in.
Xiao Fan's face was slightly relaxed, and after he calmed down, he understood that Zhu Yunwen valued his friendship with him too much, so he compromised with him. If someone else dared to yell at the emperor like this, how many heads would have been cut off.
Zhu Yunwen is the emperor now, and he can't lose his temper at him anymore. While Xiao Fan secretly reminded himself, he was also moved by Zhu Yunwen's emphasis on affection and friendship.
"Shidiao Xiao, let's put aside the money matter for the time being. Now that the national treasury is full, it's not a big problem to deal with a war. You can continue."
Xiao Fan organized the language and said slowly: "The third is the military system reform that I once mentioned to His Majesty..."
“How to reform?”
At this time, there was a jingling sound outside the hall, and a graceful palace maid came in with iced sour plum soup.
Somehow, when Zhu Yunwen, who had originally looked as normal, suddenly felt a very abnormal flush on his face when he saw the palace maid, his eyes were dull and his breathing gradually became rapid. The blue veins on his neck suddenly sprinted, the focal length in his pupils was scattered, and he looked like he was being evil.
Xiao Fan was unaware of it and said to himself: "...The so-called reform is mainly about developing military preparations, launching military training, and building military academy... Your Majesty, please concentrate more, okay? When is it still staring at the woman? Your Majesty, what's wrong with you?"
Zhu Yunwen's face turned red and his eyes stared at the palace maid, as if a hooligan who had been around for many years had seen the beauty of the world. His eyes were blazing with green light, and his appearance was particularly scary.
The palace maid was stared at by Zhu Yunwen, and even her jade hands holding the sour plum soup couldn't help but tremble.
Xiao Fan's heart skipped a beat. I knew something was wrong. Zhu Yunwen's reaction seemed... very abnormal.
"Come on! Come on! Something is wrong with the emperor..." Xiao Fan shouted outside the hall.
Zhu Yunwen was ashamed of consciousness, so he stood up and walked around the Dragon Case, grabbed the palace maid's hand, then hugged her tightly, and kissed her on her cheek.
The palace maid was so scared that she lost her vigor. She screamed in shock, her whole body was trembling, but she didn't dare to move.
Xiao Fan was stunned. This was obviously a reaction after taking aphrodisiacs. Could it be that what Zhu Yunwen swallowed just now was not fake medicine? It was just that the attack time was a little slow?
Of course, this is not the time to study real medicines and fake medicines. Zhu Yunwen's face has turned bloody red, like a cooked crab. His rapid breathing is mixed with the hissing sound of his throat. He has no longer noticed that Xiao Fan is present. His two big hands began to touch the palace maids up and down...
The palace maid's pretty face was pale, and she was so scared that she burst into tears, but she didn't dare to move at all. She just called out delicately: "Your Majesty...Your Majesty, don't..."
Xiao Fan couldn't bear to watch it anymore, it was so indifferent! You don't have to be so anxious after taking aphrodisiacs. The Emperor of Ming Dynasty actually staged a film in front of the ministers regardless of the situation. What kind of world is this!
"Your Majesty, don't...please... don't!" The palace maid still cried mournfully.
Xiao Fan stepped forward and hugged Zhu Yunwen's waist in his waist, and shouted: "Your Majesty, calm down, I will send you into the harem to vent your fire immediately, and hold on!... Come on! Where are the eunuchs? Where are they dead?"
A eunuch ran in sweating profusely.
Xiao Fan was overjoyed and said, "Hurry! Send Your Majesty back to the bedroom, recruit his queen or concubine, and follow him...what."
As soon as he finished speaking, Zhu Yunwen broke free from Xiao Fan and rushed towards the palace maids in a hurry.
The palace maid continued to cry and beg: "Your Majesty, don't..."
Xiao Fan was very anxious and walked up to him and hugged his waist, angrily: "Can't you have some concentration? You want to vent your fire and find your wife in the harem, don't ruin the good girl..."
Unexpectedly, the palace maid who was kneeling on the ground and cried suddenly rushed forward, bit Xiao Fan's hand hard, and said angrily: "Why are you always bad things! Who is your majesty going to ruin? What does it have to do with you? What are you always getting involved in the middle..."
Xiao Fan immediately let go in pain. Zhu Yunwen rushed up quickly, hugged the palace maid horizontally, and carried her into the embroidery couch in the side pavilion of Wenhua Palace.
The palace maid quickly regained her weak and pitiful expression and kept exclaiming: "Your Majesty, don't, don't..."
Xiao Fan was stunned: "…………”
The eunuch in the hall hurriedly pulled Xiao Fan's sleeve, left Wenhua Hall, and turned around and closed the hall door.
Xiao Fan listened to the panting and crying of the phoenix in the palace, stunned for a while, and said in confusion: "Hey, is that palace maid wrong? I kindly saved her, why did she bit me?"
The eunuch naturally recognized Xiao Fan, looked at him, and smiled and said, "Master, maybe he did a bad thing with kindness, and he doesn't blame you. You are a noble and important minister in the court. You must not understand the humble thoughts of us poor people..."
"What does she mean?" Xiao Fan said dissatisfied.
The eunuch laughed and said, "...The palace maids are all selected from the folk or the female family members of the official. When they enter the palace, they all think that sparrows turn into phoenixes, just waiting for the emperor to favor them one day, so they can climb up to the top and win over the lintel of a concubine. You just stopped the emperor and almost ruined her good things. It would be strange if she didn't hate you..."
Xiao Fan was stunned for a while, then slapped his forehead hard.
This is really... Zhu Bajie looks in the mirror, and he is not a human inside or outside.
But this also shows that the aphrodisiac that Zhu Yunwen swallowed...it is indeed an aphrodisiac!
Xiao Fan said with a stern face: "The eunuch who just presented the aphrodisiac..."
"I have followed His Majesty's will and killed him by the Meridian Gate."
Xiao Fan shook his head and murmured: "It's so unfair to die..."
"That medicine..."
"I can also get that kind of medicine..." The eunuch smiled flatteringly.
"That's great!" Xiao Fan clapped his hands heavily: "...Give me half a pound."
The eunuch's eyes were straight: "Half...half a catty?"
Xiao Fan said seriously: "I want to breed stallions at home and make them mutate horses."
"Growing...studies?" The eunuch turned his head unconsciously. In the Wenhua Palace, Zhu Yunwen's hard work was heard.
Chapter completed!