Chapter 241: The Naked Censor

To catch a villain, it doesn’t have to be done between a couple.

Sometimes, for some ulterior motive purpose, the commander of the Jinyiwei occasionally does something evil to catch the evil.

However, no one except himself knows whether Commander Xiao is selfless or satisfying his personal evil taste.

Compared to the powerful ministers in the Golden Palace, Xiao Fan now seems a little more humane. He smiled maliciously, and his expression was excited and cramped, just like a naughty child who discovered a new toy.

"Where did you get Huang Guan?"

Cao Yi laughed and said, "Xiangmanlou, the most expensive kiln in the capital, is full of first-class beauties..."

"The most expensive? How expensive?"

Cao Yi thought for a while and said, "So, you can listen to the red card girl fart inside. Just listening to this fart, you have to pay at least ten taels of silver..."

"Brother Cao's metaphor is really... Alas, why did you get Huang Guan there? How much does it cost!"

Cao Yi rolled his eyes and said, "Of course, Huang Guan paid the money himself. He was prostituting girls. Do you still need our Jinyiwei to help him with the money? What do you think of us?"

Xiao Fan: “…………”

The kind of leader there are as many subordinates as there are. Cao Yi's shameless tone has become more outstanding.

Looking at the princes and ministers who were sitting in the official sedan chairs outside Chengtian Gate and returning home, Cao Yi leaned into Xiao Fan's ear and asked softly: "Just just now, I only knew outside the palace gate that your proposal to reform the military system has been passed, but the process is not clear at all. How did you convince those stubborn and pedantic and poor people?"

Xiao Fan turned his head and looked at the Qingliu ministers who finally walked out of the palace. Under the leadership of Yang Jing, the Minister of Justice, they were all lost, as if they were losing their parents, as if they would find a rope to hang themselves as soon as they got home, looking for a very desperate road.

Xiao Fan smiled unconsciously, and the meaning in his smile made Cao Yi confused.

Turning back, Xiao Fan said leisurely: "The so-called battle against the court does not necessarily mean that the quarrels are red. In fact, what really plays a decisive role is the game set up before going to the Golden Palace. Whether a battle against the Korean War can win is not the best, but the various killer moves you have made against the political enemies before. When you go to the Golden Palace, you will find it. All the results are expected. When all your layouts against the opponent play a role, it will be futile to argue with the opponent. At that time, maybe a small look can scare them all shut up..."

Cao Yi opened his confused eyes, thought for a while, and then shook his head vigorously: "It's too profound, can it be more simple?"

Xiao Fan sighed and said, "It's not okay to be elegant in front of you... Let's say this. If you like a girl but the girl doesn't like you, you decide to give her aphrodisiac and talk about it after she sleeps. You said, in this matter, the most important thing is to take medicine, or how to sleep with her?"

Cao Yimenerqing laughed and said, "Of course it is the most important thing to sleep with her. I can even put her in thirty-six different positions..."

Xiao Fan's face gradually turned darker and he said crazy: "Of course, the most important thing is to take medicine! How can you sleep with her if you don't take medicine?"

"What's that sleeping with her?"

"As long as the medicine is successfully applied, sleeping with her is the inevitable result. Then you can enjoy the fruits of your labor and enjoy it as you want. Do you understand that way?"

Cao Yi suddenly realized: "This metaphor is so fucking simple! I'll understand if you said this earlier..."

The two continued to hurriedly walk towards Xiangmanlou...

a long time……

"Brother Cao, you just said there are thirty-six postures? Why are there so many? Teach me..."

"You're asking the right person. I'll tell you, it's so damn! This was passed on to me by your master. It is said that it was passed down by a guy named Dong Xuanzi in the Tang Dynasty. Listen, the name contains the word "dong". It can be seen that he must be a fairy girl. Your master just said he is a man..."

"Don't pay attention to him, my master has never been ignorant..."

"That's it! If it's a man, the Taoist name should be 'Ban Xuanzi'..."

"Brother Cao's analysis is very reasonable. You continue to say what thirty-six postures are there..."

The two whispered, gradually moving away...

At the corner of the street in the east of the city, a group of men in Jinyiwei flying fish suits surrounded Xiao Fan and Cao Yi and walked quickly towards Xiangmanlou. The Jinyiwei's reputation was not something that people could do. Wherever everyone went, the vendors and merchants along the street were all frightened and retreated in panic, crying for their parents to hide their food and hide their daughters. In the blink of an eye, the streets were clean and they couldn't even find a dog.

Xiao Fan's face twitched as he walked, and he sighed: "Brother Cao, can our Jinyiwei strive to change his image and quality in the future? If this continues..."

Before he finished speaking, Cao Yi next to him suddenly helped out and kicked a street patrol detective standing in the middle of the street as if he was frightened.

With a scream, the poor detective drifted across a perfect parabola in the air. Cao Yi spat and scolded viciously: "Damn brother-in-law! Don't you have any eyes? How dare you block our Jinyiwei's way?"

Xiao Fan: “…………”

"Brother Xiao, what did you say just now?"

"……nothing."

While talking, everyone had already walked to the door of Xiangmanlou.

The front door of Xiangman Building is deserted. It is already afternoon since the morning court has passed. Generally, brothels only start to pick up customers when the lights are about to be held. Therefore, brothels are closed at this time, and few customers come to the door.

A group of ferocious lieutenants in Jinyi walked over and surrounded them. The brothel who was dozing off lazily at the door was frightened by the thugs. When they saw the flying fish suits these people were wearing, the thugs didn't even dare to take a look at them. They flashed cleverly and gorgeously, and ran away without a trace with any incredible body movements and means.

Xiao Fan looked up at the three-story tower, and saw the rolled eaves and corners of the building, with a bit of quiet and elegant in ancient style. If it weren't for the slightly powdery sign hanging high in front of the building, it would be hard to believe that such an elegant place was actually a brothel.

"What an interesting place. No wonder the entire capital charges the most expensive, and they are all in the world..." Xiao Fan raised his head and exclaimed.

"Where is the heaven and earth?" Cao Yi said in confusion.

"It's a good place where you can smash fairies from heaven to earth and take off your clothes and show you..."

While speaking, the Jinyi Captain who was accompanying him kicked open the door of Xiangmanlou with a very rude and rudely.

Xiao Fan and Cao Yi walked into the building and found that there was a different cave inside. The floor covered a very wide area. When they passed through the corridor, there was an open-air bamboo forest and a small and unique water pavilion. The birds chirped in the forest. The breeze blew, and the rustled in the forest, which was very pleasant to me.

Everyone broke into the yard. A middle-aged madam dressed in a rather elegant dress hurriedly came forward. She looked a little anxious, but she was still calm. Seeing Xiao Fan surrounded by everyone, the madam's eyes lit up and she hurriedly smiled and said, "Ouch! This handsome young man, you haven't come to my house to enjoy the small building for a long time..."

Xiao Fan was stunned: "...I haven't been here."

"Bold! The commander of the Jinyiwei, Qin Feng Chengyi, Mr. Xiao, is here, and must not be arrogant! What a handsome young man, are you looking for death?" The Jinyiwei Captain beside him shouted loudly.

The madam was so scared that she almost fainted when she heard this. Then her legs became weak and she knelt in front of Xiao Fan, and she didn't dare to raise her head with a pale face.

Xiao Fan glared at the captain with dissatisfaction: "Don't scare others! Can't you speak well? Besides, this mother is not wrong. Am I a handsome young man?"

As he said that, Xiao Fan smiled and helped the trembling madam up, and said warmly: "Don't be afraid of this mother. I am here to find friends today, not to cause trouble for you..."

"Hao...Hao..."

"I am a human, not a monkey, so I'm not allowed to scold people."

"Who is the Marquis looking for?"

Xiao Fan turned his head and looked at Cao Yi. Cao Yi bared his teeth and said evilly: "Which room is the unclothed person sent to your building before dawn?"

The madam suddenly realized: "What is the one who is so delicate that he is like chopsticks?"

"Chopsticks?" The two *** were stunned.

When talking about this, the madam finally regained some courage. It seemed that she had just asked about her major.

"I have read countless birds in my life, and I have also tasted a lot of Guan Xiao who traveled from north to south in the yard. The one you sent you... should be a prisoner, right? I say something offensive, his bird..."

"How?" The two of them had a blazing gossip fireworks.

The old madam curled her lips and said in a disdainful tone: "...it's not a good bird."

The two looked at each other, stretched out their little fingers and gestured at the thickness of the chopsticks, and then stood up at the same time, looking reserved.

Inspector Huang Guan is very uncomfortable now.

His head hurts very much. Cao Yi's knock on him was not light. In addition, he was in pain as if he was in hell. He seemed to be about to explode.

In the hazy dimness, only two voices that made him subconsciously hate were chatting in his ears.

"Brother Cao, how many ecstasy pills did you give him?"

"I'm afraid he wakes up too quickly, so I give him the weight of two people..."

"Will you be fooled?"

"Haha, what's the point of being stupid? Is stupid people lucky?

"What should he do if he can't wake up now?"

"It's easy to deal with. I slapped him twice and woke up..."

"Hey, don't slap! This guy may become the national uncle in the future. We have to be polite to him..."

"Then let's wait for him to wake up?"

"I'm idle, too. I'll get some paper and pen. I'll draw a picture of Huang Yushi Haitang sleeping naked, and pass it on to my children and grandchildren in the future to find some confidence for my descendants..."

“…………”

When Huang Guan regained consciousness, the dazzling sunlight outside the red painted wooden lattice window made his eyes narrow for a while. When he adapted to the light and slowly opened his eyes, the focal length of his eyes gradually became clear from blur. He stretched out his hands and pressed his temples hard, causing painful ***.

The feeling of a headache is more difficult than a hangover. Huang Guan only felt that his head was about to explode. What happened before, and his memory actually had a brief blank.

***After a while, Huang Guan began to look at this strange environment, the pink embroidered quilt, the pink curtain, the pink fragrant pillow, and the pink jade arm like tender lotus that was placing horizontally on his chest...

Everything seems so charming, as if it is in a spring dream, especially the jade arm, which is red and white, and the water is tender, making people want to bite it gently...

Suddenly, Huang Guan's eyes widened and became like two copper bells. His scattered eyes were instantly covered with blood, revealing a terrifying and terrifying light.

"ah--"

Huang Guan could no longer bear it and let out a loud and shrill scream.

The screams shocked the stunning woman lying beside him. She slowly opened her eyes and yawned lazyly. Huang Guan looked at her in horror, as if she had seen a ghost.

When he suddenly lowered his head, Huang Guan found that he was naked and could not help but gasp.

"Ah——" Huang Guan screamed in grief and anger again.
To be continued...