Chapter 92: Five-five Accounts
Liu Xi was stunned, and then kicked him hard: "Why didn't you say it earlier!"
Fang Zheng rescued the scene and said, "Oh, forget it, you can't blame him completely for this matter. As the saying goes, "I don't do bad things in my life, and I'm not afraid of ghosts knocking on the door in the middle of the night." If you are afraid of becoming such a virtue, you must have done too much bad things. Why do you have the nerve to blame others?"
Liu Xi was so angry when she heard this. Your virtue just now was not much better than mine, so how could you say it to me?
After using his fists for a long time, Liu Xi's mood was relieved. He took a deep breath and waited to go out to welcome King Fu and Princess Changping.
Unexpectedly, Fatty and Changping had already appeared at the door. The fat man looked around curiously with a simple smile on his face, but Changping had a pretty face and expressionless face. It seemed that something made the little girl very unhappy.
Fang Zheng became happy when he saw the two. It felt great to have an acquaintance visiting the prison. No wonder the prisoners on TV always acted like they were injected with chicken blood when they arrived at the visiting time. It turned out that the feeling of being visited was so heartwarming.
"The young Liu Xi kowtowed to His Highness Qiansui of His Highness Qiansui of His Highness Qiansui!" Liu Xi bowed without saying a word and bowed.
The fat man was startled, "Who are you?"
Liu Xi didn't dare to raise her head and said, "The youngest one is the prison chief here, and she serves Lord Fang here."
Changping said impatiently: "You're not here anymore, get out!"
Liu Xi didn't dare to say much, so he got up and left immediately, and even closed the door when he went out.
Fang Zheng smiled and said, "You are here at the right time. Fatty, come and have a few drinks with me."
The fat man was not polite, so he sat down and picked up the chopsticks to eat. While eating, he said, "Brother Fang, you have a good arrangement here. It seems that my father has put a lot of effort into it."
Changping snorted coldly, "He eats delicious food and drinks here, but he doesn't look like he's in jail. I'm so lucky that there are countless women outside worrying about him."
Fang Zheng was stunned and approached the fat man and asked softly, "You girl is so hot? I heard her tone, as if I should have suffered more. What does it mean?"
The fat man didn't say anything, and heaved the wine with a smile.
Changping said angrily: "Where have you suffered? The people who suffered are outside the prison. You bastard, I don't know how many women you provoked, why don't you die?"
Fang Zheng was unhappy, and when he heard this, he glared at his eyes, the fat man quickly came out to smooth things over: "Okay, okay, can you stop arguing as soon as you meet? Brother Fang, I have two things to tell you today, one good news and one bad news, which one do you listen to first?"
Seeing the fat man's fat face that was smiling and pretending to be mysterious, Fang Zheng was stunned, then his eyes turned and said, "Let me listen to the bad ones first."
The fat man was suffocated when he heard this and discussed with Fang Zheng in embarrassment: "Can you listen first?"
Fang Zheng shook his head with a smile: "No, I have to listen to bad things first, suppress them first, and then raise them, which has a good regulating effect on my mood."
This kid is so cunning! The fat man hummed unhappily and said with a stern face: "Okay, the bad news is that Pan Shangshu disagrees."
This stupid sentence made Fang Zheng stunned, "What does it mean? Why did you disagree?"
The fat man said proudly: "That's why I want you to listen first. The good news is: the Turkic envoy will enter Beijing in a few days, but who will send to negotiate with the Turks makes his father embarrassed. Some court officials, led by Wei Chengde, the Minister of War, submitted memorials, and recommended you as the righteous envoy, who is fully responsible for the negotiations with the Turks."
Fang Zheng thought for a while and said, "So the connection between this matter is that Old Wei recommended me to negotiate, but Pan Shangshu disagreed?"
The fat man nodded and said, "Yes, the important officials in the court are still arguing in his father's imperial study. I immediately rushed to tell you when I received the news."
Fang Zheng curled his lips with no interest and said, "It's a big deal! Why didn't anyone ask me the opinions of the client?"
The fat man said in surprise: "What do you think?"
Fang Zheng rolled his eyes and said, "Of course I won't go. The old thing Pan Shangshu has turned my mind this time, hehe."
The fat man said anxiously: "You are stupid! When the Turkic envoy comes a few days later, if you are sent as the official envoy, wouldn't you be able to get out of prison?"
Fang Zheng said lazily: "You are stupid. Go out to talk to those Turkic people. If you have a good talk, you can only be considered as a merit and a crime. If you have a bad talk, you will definitely participate in my demerits and humiliate the country. Then there may be any crimes on me. Besides, the negotiations are so laborious. What benefits can I get?"
The fat man was speechless. Such a major state affairs, this person was actually associated with his own personal interests. It was indeed a famous family in the business world and deeply inherited the essence of the businessman's character of "no profit to get up early".
Changping was too lazy to get angry with Fang Zheng at this moment. He stared at him and said, "You can get out of prison, isn't that good?"
Fang Zheng laughed happily: "Originally, I was reluctant to come in, but after coming in today, I suddenly figured out one thing: there is food and drink here, there is no need to go to court in the middle of the night, no need to be scolded by your father, no need to be spanked, except that you can't bask in the sun, everything is much better than outside. To be honest, I really don't want to go out. - By the way, fat man, please tell your father, can you make a hole in the wall here? Let the sun shine in through this hole, so that everything will be perfect..."
The fat man touched his chin and began to think: "It's not good to make holes on the wall here, and the load bearing of the wall is all on this end. Besides, the direction is not right. This wall is against the west side, so you can only sunset every day..."
Fang Zheng discussed with him: "Why don't you change the side? Change the east side. I like the fresh sunshine in the morning, but if I want to remove the wall on the east side, this big bed has to be moved in a place. I may not be used to sleeping..."
The fat man nodded deeply: "It makes sense..."
The fat man continued, "I told me to just make a few holes in each wall so that I can get the sun at any time."
Fang Zheng nodded quickly to agree and said, "But you still have to consider the Feng Shui issue in the room. You can move around and move around. What if the Feng Shui is broken? Fatty, please find a gentleman who looks at Feng Shui to help me calculate."
"No problem, this matter is over me..."
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Changping heard the two of them talking more and more deviated from the topic. He couldn't help but stomp his feet and said loudly: "Wake up! Are you not sure? What are you talking about in a mess? Are you really planning to live here for a long time?"
Fang Zheng and Fatty suddenly realized, and then looked at each other embarrassedly. They chatted too much, saying that men who like to decorate the rooms are good men. From this point of view, Fang Zheng and Fatty are definitely examples of good men.
"Uh... where did we just talk about?" The fat man said embarrassedly.
Fang Zheng scratched his head and recalled: "... Speaking of putting a few pots of iron trees in the corner of the south wall, it is rich and auspicious..."
The fat man knelt: "...It's not this, let's talk about the serious business. Brother Fang, I think the negotiations must be yours. For the sake of the people of China, please don't refuse."
Fang Zheng shook his head and said, "Don't give me such a big hat. I won't do anything that's good. There are so many people in Huachao, and anyone can be sent to talk about it. I think that old thing Pan Shangshu is good, let him talk about it."
The fat man smiled bitterly and said, "Don't joke. Shangshu Pan has always been the peacemaker in the court. If he was sent to come forward, he would be able to negotiate cede land and seek peace even if he wins a battle. Aren't you just a mess?"
Changping said angrily: "The benefits are all the benefits, you have fallen into the eyes of money! What benefits do you want?"
Fang Zheng felt energetic when he heard the word "benefit". Hearing this, he lit up his eyes and said with great enthusiasm: "It's very simple. I negotiated with the Turks and negotiated the deal. Uh, this should be called terms, right? Well, the terms I negotiated with the imperial court, I share the accounts with the imperial court. If the Turks compensated me with one million taels of silver, the imperial court would have to give me a private 500,000 taels. Of course, if it was some goods, such as good horses, fur, cattle and sheep, we could convert them into silver and then divide the accounts..."
After thinking about it, Fang Zheng added: "If it is a Turkic woman, I don't want any of them. I will give them all to the court. It is my gift to the court. Customer satisfaction is my purpose. Can I cooperate again in the future..."
Fatty and Changping were stunned. This person... This person is so shameless! They grew up in the deep palace and were full of thoughts and teachings to loyalty to the emperor and serve the country. Have you ever seen someone express his desire for selfish interests so naked? The two of them couldn't help but feel a little dizzy at this moment...
Seeing the two of them looking weird, Fang Zheng couldn't help but feel worried. Did you open the price too high? The 55-cent account is indeed a little more. Should you lower it? Lower the psychological bottom line a little, leaving room for bargaining, four and six? Well, it seems that there is still a little more, at least 307, you can't lose any more. My buddy is getting poor recently, so I have to find some income for myself...
Fang Zheng said uneasyly: "Uh,...what is wrong with you? If you don't agree, we can discuss it again..."
After a long time, the fat man bowed in admiration and said, "Brother Fang is really...yes..." After thinking for a long time, he couldn't come up with a word that could accurately describe Fang Zheng's character. The fat man finally sighed dejectedly and said, "Anyway,...I'm convinced!"
Fang Zheng said in surprise: "...I'm convinced? What are you convinced? Hey, what do you mean? What do you mean? Don't miss the question, we can discuss it again..."
The fat man and Changping looked at each other, and when they saw Changping smiled bitterly, they nodded to each other and stood up one after another.
The fat man bowed and said, "...We have said goodbye. This is a matter. Oh, it's better for me to ask my father..."
After saying that, the fat man turned around and went out. Changping followed the fat man without saying a word. He felt unwilling to accept it, so he jumped and ran back, pinching Fang Zheng's arm: "You bastard! I have never seen someone as shameless as you! Why don't you die?"
He cursed fiercely, but Changping's eyes were full of smiles. In the autumn water-like eyes, the deep affection could not be concealed. After Changping said that, he turned around and ran away. Her silver bell-like laughter came from the dim cell aisle.
Fang Zheng grinned in pain, and inexplicably chased the fat man's back and shouted loudly: "Hey! Why are you leaving just by saying that? Is it okay? I'll give you a word, four or six, and Sanqi is not unrelated..."
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Chapter completed!