Zheng has made many beautiful outlines for his future, such as marrying ten wives, and earning a mountain of gold. He lies on the mountain of gold and sleeps with his wives every day. Although it is very unpromising, this is his ideal after all. You cannot laugh at a person's ideal just because he is not lofty enough.

Among the many beautiful outlines, Fang Zheng never thought that one day he would be kidnapped by bandits. It is undeniable that there are many beautiful things in this world. If someone politely sent you a post to invite you to a restaurant for a banquet, you would definitely go happily, and maybe you would look forward to a little bit of a sudden encounter at the banquet. But if a group of bandits knocked you and then tied you into the carriage like a birthday gift, I believe that people with the most optimistic nature would not naively think that these bandits were invited to go on a blind date.

Fang Zheng gritted his teeth hatefully, stared at his bearded face, and said angrily: "Why do you listen to your leader in everything? You are so adult, can you have some of your own opinions?"

Bearded face grinned and said, "Haha, the head of the company is good to me, I will listen to the head of the company."

After saying a few words to Bearded Face, Fang Zheng suddenly realized that this guy was not small and his head seemed to be very smart...

"Hey, I'll ask you, why do your family tie me up? How much ransom is going to ask for at my family?" Since he met a bandit, Fang Zheng was more clear about his current situation. Simply put, he was a brand new meat ticket with a strong silver aura.

This also directly explains why they did not kill him on the spot. Only the living meat tickets can be exchanged for a generous ransom, while the dead meat tickets can only be fat.

But how could this group of bandits have such courage to pretend to be eunuchs at the feet of the emperor? And they were tied to the current emperor's son-in-law and the second-rank minister who held great power. After tied up, they threw him onto the carriage and left the city openly...

Fang Zheng couldn't help but feel a little depressed. When did the bandits become so arrogant? Isn't this better than the regular army? There must be something tricky inside.

When Zifang heard this, he shook his head blankly.

He was just a fool if he was sure.

Fang Zheng rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "Ah, do you like silver?"

Hearing the words, bearded and face clicked happily.

Fang Zheng was delighted and said hurriedly: "If you let go of me, I will give you the money. How about it?"

Husband looked at him with a very contemptuous look. He said, "You have searched all the money on your body by our heads. Where did you pay me the money? Do you think I'm stupid?"

Fang Zheng was so stupid. Is this guy really stupid or fake? He looked down and saw that it was true. The bandits searched very cleanly and even took away his clothes. Now they were wearing them on him. They were a very ordinary gray coarse cloth dress.

Husband put down the curtain, shouted, the carriage moved and rushed towards an unknown direction.

Fang Zheng didn't know where he was going to take him, nor did he know who the "maintainer" he mentioned was Fang Shenran had the courage to kidnap the imperial official. He only knew that the only stupid bandit who was responsible for the supervision and transportation of him should be the only stupid bandit, Beard and Face. So if Fang Zheng wanted to escape, he had to take advantage of the opportunity on the road to run away. If he arrived at their bandit nest, it would be difficult to run again.

"Stop! Hurry!" Fang Zheng immediately started to make up his mind.

"What's wrong with you?" Bearded face stopped the carriage, looking very impatient.

"I want to pee!" Fang Zheng felt confident that eating, drinking, defecation and urination were human rights that he should enjoy as a meat ticket.

"Okay, you can find a place to solve the problem." This time, Beard and Face agreed happily.

Fang Zheng looked at himself tied up and said angrily: "Then you have to untie me. I was tied like this. How to solve it? Please help me?"

Beard faced with embarrassment when he heard this and kept scratching his head.

"What's wrong?" Fang Zheng asked strangely. Could this stupid bandit just ask him to pull it in his pants?

Bearded face said honestly: "You can be the leader of peeing but you didn't say you can loosen your body."

Fang Zheng said angrily: "Why should I spit if you don't let go? If I can't help it, I will spit it directly on your carriage. It's dirty and smelly. Can you stand it?"

Beard and face were anxious, "Don't let my carriage go on my carriage, I cherish it very much..."

"Then you loosen your ties."

"If you can't be in charge, you won't let me."

"Then I'll slap you in the car.

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"No, you dirty my carriage and beat you up!"

"Then you loosen your ties."

"No, the head of the company won't let it go."

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After repeated several times, Fang Zheng finally closed his mouth helplessly. He found that it was very stupid to grit his mouth with a stupid bandit.

The stupid bandit thought that he had a very scheming conversation with Fang Zheng. This guy may not be popular in the bandit's nest, and other bandits don't like to pay attention to him. So although Fang Zheng's conversation with him just now was extremely boring, he spoke with relish.

Seeing Fang Zheng shut up, he poked him with his beard and face, and said unhappily: "Why don't you continue talking?"

Fang Zheng lamented in his heart, where did they find such a top fool in the mountain corner...

He fell into the car in a depressed state, and Fang Zheng didn't want to talk to him anymore.

Bearded face said strangely: "Don't you pee?"

"I won't let go, I suddenly feel nothing."

So the bearded face continued to drive the car.

Fang Zheng had all the troubles along the way, and had to drink water for a while, and his legs were cramped. In the final analysis, he had only one goal, and he had to find a way to fool his beard and face to loosen his ties. He knew that only by loosening himself could he escape.

But he mistakenly estimated the degree of a fool's stubbornness. He was very persuasive and cheated, and he used up all the methods. His beard and face were stolen. He said that a fool was stubborn and that today Fang Zheng had witnessed it. He suddenly understood why the head of the family wanted to send a fool to escort him. If Fang Zheng himself was in charge, he would do this. - It was so fucking worry-free!

There was no hope of loosening, Fang Zheng had to chat with his beard and face, and took the opportunity to condom information.

For this, Bearded Face was not hiding from him. The stupid fool was fooled by Fang Zheng so that he simply brought an embroidered tube to pour beans. From Bearded Face's mouth, Fang Zheng probably learned about the information about these bandits.

That's right, they are just a group of bandits. The so-called bandits, of course, the bandits who live on the mountain are two hundred miles away from the capital, not too far. It is hard to imagine that there will be bandits in the gentle and elegant Jiangnan, and they are only two hundred miles away from the Emperor's City. They hide themselves very deeply.

These bandits and their families have a total of about 200 people. They usually rob the past businessmen and escort teams, but occasionally they do part-time jobs such as kidnapping and extortion. Simply put, Fang Zheng's meat ticket is the product of the bandits' side business.

As for

Why did he tie him up? Who tied him up and didn't have any faces to the person in Beijing, and he looked confused and asked him three times. Fang Zheng thought about it, what can a fool know?

After chatting for more than two hours, the carriage arrived at the foot of a mountain, and his bearded face cheered happily: "It's finally here!"

Fang Zheng sighed deeply when he heard this. He couldn't do it anymore, so be adaptable.

There was a simple melon shed beside the mountain road. When he heard the cheers of bearded faces, an old man came out of the melon shed. He looked at the carriage with vigilance. In the instant, a shiny light shot out. Later, he saw that it was bearded face, so he couldn't help but relax immediately and said unhappy: "What's the dog-good face, shouting? Who is in the carriage?"

Look, everyone's eyes are bright, and this stupid bandit is indeed called bearded and face.

At the same time, Fang Zheng was probably aware of the nature of this melon porch. It means the same as the small restaurant opened at Liangshanbo. It is an outpost of the bandit base camp. It can convey the situation and warnings at any time. Maybe by the way, it can also do part-time jobs in passing merchants.

Husband scratched his head and smiled silly: "Hehe, the head of the family tied up a fat sheep in the capital and asked me to send it back first."

Fang Zheng was so angry that he vomited blood. Listen, what are you saying? Fat Sheep, which bastard invented this word? Fang's business still knows how to smile. Can't you use respectful titles between kidnappers and meat tickets? From another perspective, meat tickets can also be considered as kidnappers' customers?

The old man glanced at the carriage and nodded, "Then you go up."

Beard smiled and swung the whip in his hand and headed up the mountain.

The road up the mountain was actually quite wide and the carriage was barely able to move forward. It seemed that these bandits were quite economically powerful. When they reached the middle of the mountain, Husband stopped the carriage and carried Fang Zheng out with one hand like a bird cage. Then, they took the initiative to untie Fang Zheng's cowhide for the first time.

Fang Zheng was delighted. As soon as his bearded face opened the rope, Fang Zheng ran down the mountain without thinking. The speed was as fast as lightning and as fast as thunder. Only the whistling wind and the scenes that were constantly regressing were heard in his ears.

I turned around inadvertently, but saw bearded face wrapped around my chest with a smile. The other party neither stopped nor chased me, nor even shouted.

Fang Zheng felt nervous, something was wrong! There must be something wrong, it is safer to run after asking clearly...

So Fang Zheng touched his nose, walked back with awkward look on his face, walked to his beard face, and laughed dryly: "I have been tied for too long, and I have moved my hands and feet, so I just ran around..."

Bearded face smiled and said, "Don't think of running away. I kindly remind you that this is our old nest. There are many hidden stakes on the mountain, as well as countless traps and animal traps. It doesn't matter if you run away. Even if no one chases you, you will probably be dead..."

Fang Zheng was so scared that he was sweating coldly when he heard this. Fortunately, he was cautious and stopped his horse! There was no need to scare him with a beard and face. Since he was sure that he would lose his life if he ran away here, he would definitely lose his life. Fang Zheng is not a brave person. This dangerous game of gambling with life is better not to play it.

Fang Zheng smiled embarrassedly and said, "How can I? Am I like the kind of person who is ungrateful? If you loosen your ties for me, how could I cause trouble for you? You are so good at joking, haha..."

After saying that, Fang Zheng laughed at the sky a few times, making the bearded and face say something funny.

Husband patted Fang Zheng's shoulder happily, and the two walked side by side to the mountain, as they were as intimate as two brothers. Fang Zheng felt a little uncomfortable. It was not that he discriminated against a fool, but that their identities were really not suitable to be so intimate. Have you ever seen the kidnappers happily hooking up their meat tickets like a trip in the suburbs? Anyway, Fang Zheng had never seen it.

The road leading to the top of the mountain was already very narrow, and the carriage could not pass at all, so I had to walk. The trees along the way were dense and the mountain road was rugged. The steeper the way, just as Fang Zheng was exhausted, the bandits' nest finally arrived.

While panting and looking at the bandit's nest, Fang Zheng felt that there was nothing new at all. Dozens of wooden bungalows were built high and low on the mountains. There was the imaginary "Walking for Heaven" flag standing on the top of the mountain, nor the majestic Juyi Hall. At a rough look, it looked like a very ordinary mountain village, where poor families lived by chopping wood and burning charcoal.

This bandit nest is not very good. Young Master, why are I tied up by these poor guys? Fang Zheng muttered dissatisfiedly. In fact, he is not too worried about his identity as a meat ticket. Since the boss who has never met before specially sent someone to send him to the bandit nest from afar, it means that he will not attack him for the time being.

But when Fang Zheng saw that the bandits who tied him were so shabby, he couldn't help feeling disappointed. He imagined that the Green Forests, who were so angry that they were so different from the green forest, drinking big bowls, eating big pieces of meat, and dividing gold with big scales. Fang Zheng guessed that even if these bandits were generous, they wouldn't be much more generous. Most of them were the kind of people who broke a tael of silver into half.

But Bearded Face was quite proud of his base camp, patted Fang Zheng on the shoulder and showed off: "How is it? Isn't it? Brothers live together, it's very lively."

Coupled with this guy's pursuit of life, it's lively.

The two walked another mountain road to the legendary bandit's nest.

Fang Zheng looked closely and looked at these inconspicuous wooden bungalows from a distance. When he walked closer, he saw that it was indeed a bungalow. I don’t know which senior with the spirit of Yugong had opened up a large piece of open space in this deep mountain forest. There were more than a dozen houses built on the open space, with different directions, but it vaguely set off a large house in the middle, like stars holding the moon. What’s even more amazing is that there is a small lake in the mountains and forests, and a lively carp jumped out from time to time. He struggled to shape in the air, and then fell into the water with a plop.

What a pity, it would be great to invest in a farmhouse with such a beautiful scenery, but it was unreasonable to be occupied by a group of vulgar and unwilling bandits! Fang Zheng shook his head and sighed.

When Bearded Face returned to the bandit's nest, she was as happy as the fish got into the water. She actually threw Fang Zheng behind her head, found a room and rushed in, and then there was a laughter and a scream and a cries sounded very lively.

Beard and face were not completely stupid. He dared to throw Fang Zheng here and he was sure that Fang Zheng could not escape.

Fang Zheng is even more stupid. Since the mountain is like a beard and face, there are many traps in the mechanism... it is better to be honest and don't be unable to fight your life.

Fang Zheng didn't mind if no one led him to visit, and walked around leisurely with his hands on his back.

"Oh! That thief-headed boy! Stop me!" A big man swayed out of a wooden house and shouted at Fang Zheng.

The thief-headed man? Are you talking about me? Fang Zheng looked over with dissatisfaction and saw that the man was big and round,

The meat jumped up and swayed towards Fang Zheng. When he saw him, he suddenly burped before he could see him. The strange smell made Fang Zheng vomit and felt relieved.
To be continued...