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Chapter three hundred and eighteen borrow a toilet

Second, when seeing the beauty changing clothes, crying was of course an immoral way to try to seek Tianhang six and six virtues, but he never regretted it like today.

He suddenly understood a truth: it is a pleasure to peek at beautiful women changing clothes, but it has to pay a price. Generally speaking, the more beautiful the beauty is, the heavier the price it pays. Unfortunately, Han Yi is really a peerless beauty.”

Now he wants to be angry and regret it.

He had been unable to understand why he was going upstairs to peek at her? Isn't it good to sit in the front hall and drink tea? He was posing as an imperial envoy in the court, sitting steadily on a chair, waiting for Han Yizhen to come down to see him. He was not without losing his dignity, but also showing off his might. It was not like now."

Now, the imperial envoy, Lord Fang, was pale, sweating like rain, his eyes were full of fear and begging for mercy. He held the window skill on the second floor tightly. This was his last life-saving straw. Once he let go, he might become a plant in this life...

Han Yizhen, the third lady of the Han family, was anxious and angry. She was kicking him desperately with her slender lotus feet, trying to kick him down from the second floor so as to preserve her reputation for being innocent.

The footsteps of Han Zhu climbing the tower were getting closer and closer. I believe he would see Fang Zheng soon. Then Fang Zheng was like an adulterer caught on the bed, with his head hanging down and facing Han Zhu's stern shouting, why he appeared in his daughter's boudoir, and he was so embarrassed."

Look at this mess!

"Go down! Jump down!" Han Yizhen bit her lower lip, and crystal tears rolled in her eyes. When she thought of the expression that might appear on her father's face when he saw Fang Zheng in her boudoir, her legs couldn't help but become weak. For eighteen years, she has been cleansing herself and treats men with no false colors. She never thought that she would have such an embarrassing situation today?

"No! Don't jump! Don't jump no matter what you say!" Fang Zheng was like a koala bear who was silly, holding the window frame tightly, letting Han Yizhen pull and kick, but he still refused to let go. And he refused very hard. If he didn't be strong, he would be seriously injured even if he jumped down. Wouldn't he just enter the unmarried woman's boudoir? What a big deal, would he have to lose my life?

"You" you are such a grievance!" Han Yizhen had no choice but to grit her teeth when she was helpless. Without time to think about it, she had to pull Fang Zheng off the windowsill, point to the bottom of the bed of the fragrant wood bed in her room, and whispered: "Hurry up! Get in!"

Fang Zheng saw it and couldn't help but snorted proudly: "A man should be a real man. He should be roaming all over the world. He is determined to be in the world. How can he hide under the bed? You are insulting my noble self-esteem."

"Stop talking nonsense! Get in!" Han Yizhen twisted Fang Zheng's arm with his backhand. He didn't know where he had great strength, and pressed Fang Zheng's head down. Then he kicked Fang Zheng's high up butt with a kick.

"Bang!"

Fang Zheng was kicked under the bed by her.

It was very dangerous. Han Zhu had already walked upstairs at this time, followed by several maids and servants.

"Zhener, Zhener, what's wrong with you? It was a noisy and quarrel upstairs just now. What happened?" Han Zhu's tone was filled with concern.

"No, nothing, daughter." The daughter was talking to herself, and Han Yizhen seemed a little panicked.

"It's really nothing? Ah! Why are there tears on your face?"

"No, my daughter is fascinated by the wind."

"Swish!" Fang Zheng lay helplessly under the bed, and couldn't help but sneer when he heard this. What a bloody excuse. I have heard of movies and TV in my previous life many times, but I didn't expect that ancient people were so bloody,"

"Huh? What's the sound?"

"Ah! It's nothing, maybe it's a waste, Dad, my daughter is a little tired today. I want to rest for a while."

"Oh" Then you can rest." Han Zhu went downstairs in confusion. He still murmured to himself: "Strange. Where did Nephew Fang go? Could it be that he was lost in wandering around the mansion? I have to send someone to look for it.

After Han Zhu went downstairs, the footsteps gradually faded away.

"A thief! Come on!" When Han Yizhen saw his father walking away and was sure that he would not come back, he suddenly erupted like a volcano that had been silent for thousands of years.

Lianzu kicked the edge of the bed hard, and Han Yizhen shouted angrily: "Get out!"

"No! Don't come out!"

"If you don't come out, I'll let the dog bite you!"

"Wow! You are more despicable than me! If you have the ability, come in and bite me by yourself.

.

Han Yizhen has the heart to kill Fang Zheng now. Before he knew him, he was full of fantasy and expectation for this legendary young minister. However, he did not expect that the legendary young minister was actually like this, which made her heart broken. Today, he dared to sneak into the woman's boudoir and peek at her changing clothes. How could Yunying feel unmarried?

After gritting her teeth, she dragged Fang Zheng out from under the bed like a dead dog, and then beat Fang Zheng with a fist and a headless legs, as if crazy.

"Ah! I'm not a thief." Fang Zheng hugged his head with both hands and defended anxiously.

"You said you are not a thief. Can you enter the woman's boudoir at will? Say! What do you mean when you come up to my stairs?" Han Yizhen was so angry that her body trembled. The humiliation of being shined by his naked body made her cry like a spring, and she was extremely sad.

"This" Fang Zheng pondered for a moment, looked at Han Yizhen's pretty face, and said carefully: "If I say I came up to borrow a toilet, "Do you believe it?"

"I'll beat you a shameless and unvirtuous bastard to death!" Han Yizhen laughed in anger and squeezed her pink fist tightly. She once again abused the imperial envoy Fang in an inhumane manner.

"Ah, a little girl! Are you crazy? Stop it!" If you don't believe me, I will make up a lie, why do you have to do it if you don't believe me.

Han Yizhen pursed her little mouth tightly, and her pink fists poured out towards Fang Zheng like a storm. If Fang Zheng was not the imperial envoy, she might have already taken the sword to remove Fang Zheng from her own body.

Fang Zheng did a bad thing, so he was naturally guilty. He let Han Yizhen be beaten up with no brains. He couldn't bear the pain. He couldn't help but say, "Hey, if you hit me again, I'll leave, I didn't mean it. Besides, I didn't look at anything. I was beaten for no reason. Am I wronged?

Han Yizhen was so angry that her delicate body trembled. She pointed downstairs and said angrily: "You, "Get out! Get out! Hurry up!"

Fang Zhengru received a general amnesty and hurriedly smiled at Han Yizhen. He turned around and ran downstairs quickly.

Han Yizhen stared at Fang Zheng and ran downstairs. When her heart broke, her beautiful eyes blinked twice, and then shed two lines of clear tears.

At this time, she was both embarrassed and angry. She was actually treated by this shameless person and taught her how to be a human being in the future? Even if others don’t know about this, can she deceive herself? If she marry someone in the future, how can she be honest with her future husband?

Thinking of this, she couldn't help but feel sad and sad, and she couldn't hold back her tears. Soon, her beautiful face was covered with tears.

In his tears, he saw Fang Zheng's thief head poking out again, like a mouse stealing vegetables, carefully observing the situation around him.

Han Yi was really stunned. How dare this guy come back? Before he could even ask, Fang Zheng had already spoken.

"Hey, I came back to tell you that I really came up to borrow the toilet."

Han Yizhen didn't say anything. He picked up an antique vase beside him and smashed it at him.

"Bang!" The vase broke all over the floor.

Fang Zheng shrank his head and ran away with his head in his arms.

In a remote and dilapidated house in the north of Suzhou City.

The owner's voice was hoarse and low. He was talking to Yang Cheng in a casual manner.

Yang Cheng was somewhat flattered and crawled on the ground. On weekdays, the master would only give orders to him and never explain the reason. But for some reason, the master seemed to be in a good mood.

"Four million taels of tax and two million taels of tax that the Han family set out for the capital, hum! Fang Zheng is good at making a move and making a plan! He wants to do his best in one battle.

"Lord, since Fang Zheng's conspiracy has been discovered by the Lord, we have to ignore it, and Fang Zheng has no choice but to do anything to us."

Behind the thick ward, the master sighed: "The problem is Fang Zheng's plan, it is not a conspiracy at all, but a pretentious plot." He saw that I was short of silver now, so he made the six million taels of silver openly. He knew that I would rob this batch of silver because I really needed it very much now. "The Turks recognize money but not people, and they just forced me to give money, otherwise they would leave the tax and silver that they were originally greedy. In recent years, they have invested in the development force and made friends with aristocratic families. There is only a lot left. The six million taels of silver is indeed a great temptation for me.

"The Lord thinks twice! Don't fall into Fang Zheng's plan!" Yang Cheng said anxiously.

He chuckled softly: "This is not called a trap, it is a gamble. What is betting on is luck. Fang Zheng has always thought that he has good luck, and I have always thought that he has good luck. Don't you think this is a very interesting thing when two lucky people are facing the enemy?"

Yang Cheng pulled the corner of his mouth, is it interesting? The superior's words are interesting, can we tell how many flesh and blood bodies will be destroyed?

As if seeing through Yang Cheng’s thoughts, the owner suddenly said, “Yang Cheng, do you think I’m too rash in making this decision?”

Yang Cheng was shocked and hurriedly bowed his head and said, "I don't dare.

"I have to do it too. Fang Zheng's open plot is actually very passive. If I ignore it, his plan will be lost. But "I have to pay attention to it. The six million taels of silver are very important to me. As long as I get it, I can use it to solve many troubles, so I must get this silver!" The master's tone was full of domineering and determined to win.

Snorting coldly, the master suddenly laughed: "Fang Zheng always has this ability. He can resolve all conspiracies and tricks that are hidden deep, and then he takes the initiative in his own hands and uses his simple, barbaric and rough way to solve the whole thing. In the end, the dust settled, and the biggest winner became him who had to admit that he was a capable person. Maybe he didn't even realize his ability. Haha, if I were the emperor, I would be a little reluctant to kill him.

"My subordinates waited day and night to hope that the Lord would ascend the throne to the Nine Five, take the Emperor of the Capital and replace him, and take over the authority of our Hua Dynasty!"

"Hmph! Hua Chao? What a shit Hua Chao!" The master's voice suddenly filled with anger and deep hatred. Yang Cheng was so scared that he trembled all over when he heard this.

"If I become an emperor, I will definitely rebuild a dynasty! The Hua Dynasty has been rotten to its core from top to bottom. People only know that the inner courtyard of the palace is magnificent, but they don't know how many dirty things are hidden inside. If they don't smash it to pieces, how can I eliminate the hatred that I have been in my heart for many years?"

Yang Cheng crawled on the ground, his heart was extremely frightened. The master's unforgettable voice of hatred made him tremble all over. The hatred was like a demonic hand stretched out from the Nine Nether Hell, carrying a curse that did not belong to the world, and in an instant it seemed to have taken away the air around him. He felt a little suffocated.

a long time.

"Lord, I wish my subordinates could say frankly that if Fang Zheng wins this time, the Lord's identity will likely be exposed to him. At that time, the Lord will be clear, and there will be a lot of unnecessary trouble."

"Haha, Fang Zheng won't win this time because I already know his plan. Betting on luck? Haha, it's just an explanation. If the husband has not fought, the temple will win. It's a lot. He regards the official path as real and the water path as virtual. Such a confidential plan has been learned by me. How could he not defeat this battle? That six million taels of silver will be in my pocket!"

"Yang Cheng, our private army has not yet been trained. This time, you will take 5,000 people to take your own food and take three days of dry food. The way is broken into pieces. Pretend to be a commoner or refugee, don't be noticed by the government. To the northwest of Taihu Lake, there is a mountain, and there is a temple on the mountain called Guangfu Temple. I have seen it. You can attack the enemy when you retreat. When you retreat, you can hide into the forest. You will also enter the must-pass place in Beijing. You will ambush under the Guangfu Temple. Fang Zheng has regarded water routes as the weak, and his troops will be focused on annihilation of the enemy. His troops will focus on the ships in Taihu Lake. The official road with tax silver is very few, and you will definitely achieve full results in this trip."

"The Lord is wise!"

Yang Cheng did not dare to question the master's decision at all. He obeyed unconditionally in everything. In his heart, the master had never miscalculated it. He said that he would succeed, and then he would definitely succeed. He had no doubt about this.

Of course, Yang Cheng and his master didn't know that because of Xiao Huaiyuan's advice, Fang Zheng, a carefree guy, had completely turned his plan of action and changed his waterway to the real and the official road as the virtual.

Sometimes, a small accident or a small detail will change the outcome of a war.

Those who want to achieve great things do indeed need some luck.

Fang Zheng is very lucky now, and he feels that he has cared home.

Miss Han San threw out the vase that she had angrily failed to hit Fang Zheng, but it also scared him.

Master Fang, who is used to escaping, turned around and ran away without hesitation. This crazy woman was so calm when she raised her face, she went crazy. "Who dares to say that she is not a crazy man who is like a fake one? Who is he anxious!

Is it necessary to react so much? I just looked at your naked back. Those jade girls in the past life were naked and lay on the bed with their backs on their backs. They let photography enthusiasts catch and touch them, taking photos while doing business. After that, it was known to everyone. Those female celebrities now have children, and those who shoot advertisements, aren’t they living a very comfortable life? This Miss Han’s thoughts are not liberating enough.”

Dingdengdeng went downstairs, Fang Zheng hugged his head and ran out, muttering dissatisfied.

I went down the stairs. Just took a step, something unfortunate finally happened.

"Bang!" Fang Zheng lowered his head and ran away, his head slamming into someone's body.

"Ah, I don't have eyes?" Fang Zheng covered his head and howled. What's the day today? Everything is going wrong. It would be great if I had known that I would stay in the imperial envoy's hall and not go out..."

The unhappy things are not over yet.

"Nephew Fang? Why are you?" The person who was hit obviously recognized him.

"Han" Uncle Shi?" Fang Zheng was shocked, his legs suddenly became a little weak, and the hidden collars between his crotch became a little wet.

Does this count as catching a sexually accused on the spot?

Han Zhu pointed to Fang Zheng in surprise and pointed upstairs. Then he became shocked and angry: "You came out of my daughter's boudoir?" "You and Jiao"

The air solidified.

a long time.

Heart, uncle, little nephew and nephew just went up, "Cough, borrow a toilet" Fang Zheng said dryly.

One...The following does not count the word count

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