"Slow down!" Fang Zheng's cold sweat never stopped. Seeing the King of Thailand raising his sword, Fang Zheng understood that with his pitiful little martial arts value, he would definitely not be his opponent. He would probably be stinged by him in one move.

Upon hearing this, the King of Thailand rushed forward and stopped and looked at Fang Zheng and sneered.

Fang Zheng coughed awkwardly, then raised his face and said seriously: "You and I have been a veteran of the battlefield. I have been aware of the way of fighting skills. I have long been no longer bound by any form. As the saying goes, "Look at the mountains or the mountains, see water or the water"... Masters who have reached our level must be soldiers everywhere, and no place must be war."

Wen Sen was chilling all over after hearing this. Is this the fucking human language? He has been through the battle formation for a long time? He is still "not sticking to any form"? Such shameless words can be said seriously. No wonder you are my boss, I can only be your subordinate...

The King of Thailand paused impatiently on the ground, frowned and said, "What the hell do you want to say?"

Fang Zheng smiled proudly with his hands behind his back and said, "It's very simple. There was an allusion to talk about war on paper in ancient times. Why don't you and I follow the ancients again today? There is a special duel for debate in our mouths? No matter what win or lose, it can become a good story that has been passed down through the ages. What does the King of Thailand mean?"

"Assisting the stomach" "Doing the battle in the mouth?" The King of Thailand frowned in confusion.

"Article the battle, and oralize the moves they want to use. Both sides fight with the heart of a gentleman. Although there is no sword light, it is enough to be famous throughout the ages."

After saying that, Fang Zheng smiled with his hands behind his back. His smile was full of confidence and his demeanor was like a peerless master.

The soldiers on both sides looked at each other in shock and argued with each other. "What the hell is this? Can this be called a duel?

The King of Thailand's expression flashed a little hesitantly, turned his head to look at the empty plain beside him. The plain was quiet and it was already bright at this time. The plain was vast, and the breeze blew across the vast grass, making a rustling sound. The King of Thailand's eyebrows couldn't help but jump twice. The plain seemed calm, but no matter how he looked, he felt murderous intent. What made him most uneasy was where the tens of thousands of imperial troops went? Why did he have a "verbal battle" with me? Could it be that he was having some unethical ideas?

Regardless of whether there are ambushes or not, Fang Zheng's proposal is quite touching. The King of Thailand knows that he is surrounded by the imperial army. If he can talk to determine the outcome of a life-and-death battle, it would be better. After all, if the situation changes later, he can still maintain sufficient physical strength to rush his army to retreat north.

After calming down, the King of Thailand nodded and said ruthlessly: "Okay. Let's discuss the battle. If anyone loses, he will punish himself in front of the soldiers of the two armies! How about it?"

Fang Zheng was overjoyed, but he didn't float on the surface. He still looked calm and gentle. He brushed the hem of his clothes casually and said lightly: "It's so good!"

He stretched out his hand politely towards the King of Thailand, and Fang Zheng smiled and said, "The King of Thailand is the emperor's brother and the prince's honor. Let's attack first."

The Thai king said coldly: "Listen, I took the sword and took the first three steps and stabbed your left chest.

"I dodge! I dodge to the right, you can't stab it! Hehe, not only did I dodge to the right, but I also lifted my knee to hit your lower abdomen..."

"Hmph! How could I be fooled by you? I will avoid your knee hitting my knee with my right sword. Then I will take your left neck with my right sword."

"Wow! You're so poisonous! I bent down and looked down, avoiding your sword, and then took advantage of the situation to steal peaches by monkey and catch your little brother...

"You" are despicable and shameless! This queen takes a few steps back"

"I kept catching monkeys steal peaches,

"I'll go again..."

"I'll catch it again..."

The King of Thailand was so angry that he was so angry that his orifices were filled with smoke from his orifices by Fang Zheng's unyielding monkey. However, the soldiers on both sides of the "watching the battle" yawned one after another. Look at what the duel was like. It's really boring to just talk and not practice the mouth-like style. Why not continue to fight and kill for a happy time?

In front of the two armies, the "duel" continued.

"I keep withdrawing"

"I've been catching it"

"You are sick? Why do you always use monkeys to steal peaches? Is it interesting?"

"Do you care about me! What tricks do I like to use are my business. Hello, I want to catch your little brother. Are you still going to retreat? If you don't retreat, change the tricks quickly!"

"I" I will not retreat! I paused my feet and soared into the air, and my sword was thrust into your left shoulder."

"Damn! Do you think I'm a piece of wood? You can stab it if you want? Humph! I let my body right, avoid your sword, and then lift my right leg to kick you."

"Hmph! I've landed when you came out. While you were pulling the hole in the plate, I'll stab your perineum with a sword."

"Hmph! Am I afraid of you? Me" Slow down! Where are the perineum acupoints?" Fang Zheng was stunned for a moment and asked.

The King of Thailand smiled sinisterly, raised his chin and pointed it at Fang Zheng's crotch."

Fang Zheng was shocked, his scalp became numb, and his hands subconsciously covered his crotch and said shamelessly: "You, "You actually stabbed my dick with a sword?" A lewd thief! A stinky hooligan!"

Everyone was covered in black lines:

The following does not count the word count...

It's a few hundred words to agree on. Today is late, and I will make up for it tomorrow.
Chapter completed!