Chapter 39
The imperial edict was issued, and the Ministry of Revenue and the military camps outside the city were in a mess. They mobilized troops, raised food and grass, collected Turkish clothes and scimitars, etc., and everything was working in secret.
But Master Fang became free.
After Mr. Fang offered advice, he was moved by his noble sentiment of worrying about the country and the people. He felt that he was a useful person to society, so he decided to praise himself.
So he thought of Yanran. - Is there any way to praise more heart-warming than drinking and chatting with a stunning beauty?
So he came to his villa in Huapailou.
When he entered Yanran's boudoir, he found that she was not in the room. Yanran's close maid Juer told him that the lady was bathing in the wing room next to him, and asked Master Fang to wait patiently for a while.
Of course, Master Fang is not a patient person, especially after hearing Yanran taking a shower, he became even more impatient.
Men have different definitions of wind and vulgarity. When doing wind and things, people have to talk about artistic conception. Wind and liu are always associated with beautiful things. For example, peeking at a beautiful woman bathing, whether intentionally or unintentionally, this is a wind and elegant thing, and even because of this thing, it can achieve many beautiful marriages.
However, if you peek at the beauty's stool, it's almost that interesting.
Niu Lang has never done this, Dong Yong has never done this, and Ning Caichen has never done this...
Of course Fang Zheng would not be so rude. He is a popular person.
After finding an excuse to send Juer out, Fang Zheng tiptoed to the door of the wing room and pushed the door open, but couldn't open it.
He rushed to the window of the wing room again, immersed himself in the way the hero on the TV spy on the enemy situation, moistened his fingers with saliva, and then gently poked them into the pane.
Well? Don't move? If you add some force, you still don't move. After a closer look, the window lattice was not made of paper, but was nailed tightly with wooden boards. - The precautions were quite tight.
How can steal incense and jade stumping me?
Fang Zheng found a ladder from somewhere, climbed up gently, stepped on the roof carefully, calculated the approximate position, and took off a square of tiles very slowly. He looked at it, haha, what a scenery.
Tonight, the moon is dark and the wind is high. In the west wing, the oil lamp is like beans, the water is lingering, it is as mist as mist, and it is as hazy as a gauze.
Yanran soaked comfortably in the large wooden barrel and sighed with satisfaction. The water in the wooden barrel was a little cool. Yanran liked to soak her whole body in cold water when the weather was hot, and then sprinkle a basket of newly picked petals on the water surface, feeling the coolness with the fragrance of flowers, and smearing into her skin.
No matter which kind of woman, there are three things she does very slowly in her life: looking in the mirror, dressing up, and bathing.
When a woman does these three things, she can’t even urge her.
Fang Zheng didn't plan to urge her. He even hoped that Yanran would soak as much as possible.
At this moment, Fang Zheng was lying on the roof with his butt sticking out, on the roof of the bathroom in the west wing.
Under the roof, of course there is Yanran, the naked Yanran.
Yanran straightened her legs, leaned her head gently against the edge of the wooden barrel, and sighed with satisfaction again. Her breasts were full and firm, her legs were straight and slender, her toes were round and cute, and her nails were decorated with scarlet Danko. The whole picture was as beautiful as an exquisite work carved by the artist throughout his life.
Fang Zheng also sighed, does such a perfect woman really belong to me? If it were in my previous life, I was a small college student with no job, no income and an ordinary family background, in the eyes of a super-quality beauty like Yanran, I would be worse than a speck of dust, right?
Otherwise, what if the ancient times are good, such beauties belong to me from head to toe, and they can eat whenever they want. - As long as I am happy, I can eat in thirty-six different positions...
Fang Zheng lay on the roof, staring at Yanran below without blinking, looking at her naked and white body, and seeing her gently and carefully wiping her body, her movements were so seductive and charming, Master Fang couldn't help but be beating faster and swallowed secretly. A wild yu look came out in his lower abdomen and gradually became vigorous. I can't stand it anymore, Master, I have to put her on the spot tonight!
Without warning, a light voice came from Fang Zheng's ear.
"Young Master, why are you climbing so high?" Ju'er's eyes were clear and innocent, shining in the dark, and the little girl had the potential to grow into a beautiful woman.
"Oh, watch the beauty take a shower, do you want to watch... Wow! How did you come up?" Fang Zheng was so scared that he lost his soul and hurriedly stood up.
The ancients built the roof into a slope, of course not to facilitate people to stand, not to mention that the roof was a little unsolid...
Fang Zheng stood there and found that the place where he was standing was shaking. Then, with a sound of tiles breaking, his body fell down involuntarily.
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The legendary man who is lucky enough to fall into the beauty's bathtub did not happen. Master Fang was a little bit of a back tonight, and he fell firmly and unbiasedly into the beauty's bathtub...outside.
Fortunately, the roof is not very high from the ground.
Yanran in the bathtub was stunned for a moment. Things happened so suddenly that she was washing happily. Who would have thought that a man would fall from the sky for no reason, and that was a man. Even if Yanran was the only one in the capital, she could not help but be stunned when encountering this situation.
"Ah-- Come here! There is a thief!" After a moment of calm, Yanran, who reacted, exclaimed, and without thinking, grabbed the clothes at hand and covered the important part of her body tightly.
"Don't...don't call me...it's me..." Fang Zheng was so confused that he heard Yanran call someone, and quickly said weakly.
"Come on!" Yanran was still in horror and didn't see who this man was.
The guards hired in the house were very dedicated. After a while, there was a lot of people outside the house. The guards used torches and knives to rush in to protect the main house.
Listening to the shouts outside, Yanran suddenly thought of a more serious problem. It was a pleasure to have the thief caught, but if the guards came in, they would not be unable to see her. - she was still naked.
After realizing this problem, Yanran couldn't help but look pale and lose her complexion. - In ancient times, women's bodies could not be seen casually by men, of course, in modern times, the same is true.
"You are not allowed to go in!" At a critical moment, a delicate voice stopped the guard, "There are the young master and... and the wife, and they are... playing around."
It's Juer, why didn't this girl fall down? Fang Zheng was dizzy and couldn't figure it out.
The Public Guardian looked at the door that was closed tightly in confusion, then looked at the juicy and blushed face. Everyone looked at each other, feeling a little confused, and then left the inner courtyard.
The two of them were still in the same position as before, Yanran covered her body with horror, while Master Fang was lying down on the ground with a face down, humming in pain, and the scene was as miserable as a car accident scene.
Juer waved back to the ward and walked into the house. Seeing this, she couldn't help but laugh with her stomach.
When Yanran saw Juer coming in, she was as if she saw a savior, she pointed at Fang Zheng and said, "Juer, hurry up! He, he..." She was too scared and Yanran was a little incoherent.
Juer smiled and said, "Miss, this person... is an acquaintance...hehehe."
Zhang Da with beautiful eyes surprised, said, "Acquaintance? He...is he..."
"That's right, hehe... he's the young master, hahaha..." Juer turned the dying Fang Zheng over like a fried egg.
"Ah! What a young master." Yanran breathed a sigh of relief. While Fang Zheng was still moaning with his eyes closed, he quickly put on his clothes randomly.
Then Yanran hurried forward and checked Fang Zheng's injuries.
The injury of Master Fang was not serious and he kept lying on the ground and humming. In fact, it was because he was too embarrassed and embarrassed to see Yanran. I have to say that this matter is indeed quite embarrassing. It is not glorious to steal jade and incense, let alone unprofessional work. Master Fang fell in love with this matter, and he really had no shame to meet his senior who crossed the line...
"Young Master, what are you doing?" After checking Fang Zheng's injuries and finding that nothing serious was wrong, Yanran helped Fang Zheng up. She couldn't help but feel angry and funny, and her pretty face turned red. I don't know if it was because of anger or shyness.
The beauty spoke, Fang Zheng could not pretend anymore, and heard this, so he had to open his eyes and said guiltily: "Ah, it's so embarrassing, you recognized it..."
"Why did the young master fall from the sky?"
"This, after dinner, I took a walk, and suddenly felt as light as a swallow. As I walked, I went up to the roof. When I saw you taking a shower, I came down to ask if you would like to add some hot water, haha..." Fang Zheng smiled dryly.
Yanran poked his head hatefully and said, "It's all like this, I'm still poor!"
Then he changed his expression and said with a angrief as if he was happy and shy, "Young Master, why don't you look at me openly? I'm yours... I'm yours, and if I want to see it, it's not just your words. Why do you have to climb to the roof and do the flower-picking thief?" After saying that, he gave him a glamorous look.
If I want to see you, I will show it to me. That's so boring. A wife is not as good as a concubine, and a concubine is not as good as a steal. The fun of "stealing" is extremely wonderful, and Yanran must not understand it.
Fang Zheng smiled awkwardly. Seeing Ju'er laughing without any scruples, he couldn't help but feel angry and glared at Ju'er fiercely and said, "No one is allowed to tell you about this today, or I... silence you! Rape first and then kill! Humph."
"Okay, why are you showing off to a little girl? Master, I will help you leave, does it still hurt?" Yanran asked with concern.
Walking out of the bathroom, Fang Zheng took a deep breath, but he felt a pain in his chest. It seemed that he was falling a lot.
Fang Zheng glanced at the corner of the outside wall of the house, remembered something, and couldn't help but ask Juer in confusion: "How did you get up?"
The little girl didn't say anything, pointed to the ladder in the corner, smiling like a little fox who had only stole three hundred chickens.
A lesson! In the future, you must first cut off the retreat route. Going up the house and pulling the ladder is also one of the strategies of war.
Fang Zheng was very upset and glared at Juer fiercely, then took out a silver note from his arms, and handed it to Yanran without even looking at it: "I'll ask someone to repair the roof tomorrow,...... and make it stronger!"
Yanran took the silver note and smiled and said that it was.
Fang Zheng’s original idea tonight was to have a relationship with Yanran under the moon, and to have a love affair with her, to talk about life, to have an ideal, to have aroused chat, to check each other's health, and finally... well, that's what. Now, this misunderstanding made Young Master Fang feel that he was losing face. So he talked to Yanran for a while and then got up and said goodbye.
Yanran could understand the frustration of Master Fang at this moment, and did not keep him. She sent Fang Zheng to the door, covered her mouth and chuckled, "Young Master, I will repair the roof tomorrow. I will leave a hole on it?"
"ah?"
Yanran deliberately pouted and pretended to be aggrieved, saying, "I am already a young master. You don't want to send it to you, but instead do something sneaky. Since you like this tune, I have to cooperate with you..."
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This woman is so bad, I ignore her!
Master Fang left in shame and anger, and a giggle came from behind.
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It was a little late, and I turned on the computer and found that the network cable was broken. I was furious and called to complain to the telecommunications. The operator Xiao MM had a good attitude. After asking a few questions, I finally restored the network with my own ability. - I forgot to drive the cat...
Chapter completed!