Chapter 1 Lolita arrives: personal training
Mu Yun was too lazy to open the door. A girl like a deer stood at the door, wearing a white sailor's suit, wearing two pigtails, her eyes narrowed into crescent moons, and her smile was as sweet as if she had just eaten a string of candied haws.
Mu Yun didn't remember knowing such a cute high school girl. He touched his right hand with his hair that was as messy as a bird's nest and was about to speak, but the girl crawled under his arm like a loach. Her big, fiery eyes turned around the room and suddenly saw the steaming milk, fragrant poached eggs and a piece of cream cake on the coffee table. Her eyes suddenly lit up like stars. She sat straight on the sofa and started eating without hesitation!
Mu Yun was at a loss as the breakfast he had worked hard to prepare was wiped out bit by bit, "That, I don't seem to know you! Have you entered the wrong house?"
The girl's mouth was filled with food, and she didn't even speak neatly: "Absolutely, absolutely, 100,000 are absolutely not wrong, yummy, don't you remember you bought the "Gods Workshop" course on Taobao?"
Gods Workshop?
Mu Yun slapped his head and remembered, "That, that, it seems, it seems, it's like this." He did book this course a week ago, but he just thought it was fun and only cost one dollar, so he slapped it with a bit of a hand, but he didn't take it seriously. He had long forgotten about this matter.
"That's right. It seems we're going to live together for a while! Poached eggs are good, and the cream cake is also nice," the girl stuffed the remaining cake into her mouth, accidentally choked, picked up the milk and took several big sips!
"Wait, wait!" What's going on with this? Mu Yun's brain was messed up by this sudden girl.
Live together! With the girl!
He finally grabbed the point, and his eyes were so surprised that he was about to pop out, his eyes jumping up and down on the girl.
"I am your enlightenment teacher! Teacher Xia Xiaobai Xia!"
After hearing one word, Mu Yun suddenly felt a line of nosebleeds.
Xia Xiaobai seemed to have not seen it, and was so excited that he continued to say, "Being a qualified god is a difficult and long-lasting thing, so in the next thousand years, I will give you one-on-one tutoring!"
Teacher Xia thrust her small breasts and her skin was tense. It seemed that she was only remembering her identity as a teacher. However, the rice residue on her cheeks and the milk remaining under her nose clearly wrote the two big words "cute" on her little round face, which had nothing to do with the teacher's majesty.
Wannian single dog Mu Yun immediately turned into a police dog and became alert!
Hehe, one-on-one, close-fitting, the fool will agree. Eating and living for free, and wanting to be confessed like a Buddha. It's really a dream to ask for his wife - he thinks beautifully! He stared at the cute little loli in front of him with suspicion. As a private detective, it is the most basic skill to tell whether a person is lying through his behavior, appearance and expression.
Xia Xiaobai was completely unaware of Mu Yun's scrutiny. She took out a document from her chest with sanity, held it with both hands and handed it to Mu Yun, and said seriously, "This is a scholarship application form. As long as you sign here, you can get a $10,000 scholarship from the Divine Academy every year!"
What, ten thousand dollars?!!!
Beware, let’s die of IQ and other things!
Mu Yun's eyes were filled with money, and he threw all his worries out, cherished his life when doing big things, and forgot his life when seeing small profits. He was talking about people like him.
There were more than ten application forms, and they were filled with words. He browsed them briefly and found that there was no problem with 10,000 US dollars! So he picked up the pen and signed his name decisively. He had never been so decisive since he came out of his womb.
Xia Xiaobai snatched the application form from Mu Yun with a flash of lightning speed, and put it in his chest like a baby, like a little mouse stealing something. The police felt that he looked around and found that everything was safe, so he breathed a sigh of relief. A smug smile appeared on his face, as if the salesman had just successfully tricked a big order, "Student Yunyun, let's see what kind of god you can be the next step?" As she said that, there was another deck of cards in her hand, and the cards floated out of thin air and circled around her.
"Please choose one from here?" Mu Yun's eyes widened. He couldn't help asking when he looked at the fantasy scene.
Xia Xiaobai was so encouraged that he stretched out his thumbs out, "bingo! You deserved to be the one I chose, you guessed this!"
Mu Yun moved his throat, rubbed his hands, sootheed his nervousness, then stretched out his finger and touched one of them. The other cards disappeared instantly. The light he chose flashed and fell on his hand. He saw a sloppy and vulgar man wearing glasses, arched his body, and sat in front of the computer.
The four big words simply blinded Mu Yun's eyes - the god of otaku.
Oh my God! How could there be such a god?
Being an otaku is already awful. How terrible it would be to become their god? Never go out all day long. The solution is basically based on hands?
Disappointment flooded him like a tide!
"Me, can I choose another one?" Mu Yun swallowed and asked earnestly.
Xia Xiaobai shook his head firmly.
"Then I'll stop doing it!" Mu Yun said with a shady face without wanting to play house games with the little girl in front of him.
Unexpectedly, Xia Xiaobai inserted his waist and laughed loudly, and his two little tiger teeth appeared and disappeared, "I'm sorry now? It's too late, you have signed a contract!"
"What, what contract?" Mu Yun was stunned.
Xia Xiaobai took out the "application form" just now, turned to the middle page, and pointed to a line of small characters in it. It said, "The signer must complete all the divine training courses, otherwise he will need to pay a compensation of 10 trillion US dollars!"
The little devil showed his tail!
Mu Yunru was hit by five thunders. Oh my God, ten trillion dollars, he will never pay it back in his lifetime!
"Okay, classmate Yunyun, we are going to complete the first task now." Xia Xiaobai looked at Mu Yun who was losing his parents with a smile.
A line of red characters emerged in the air.
Task 1: Go to Chunguang Huahua Supermarket to purchase a pack of sanitary napkins.
Goal: Come back alive
Prize: Goddess Kiss (Goddess's favor)
Chunguang Huahua Supermarket is not too far from Mu Yun’s residence, only half an hour’s drive away. Mu Yun often visits it. This task is incredibly simple, but Mu Yun feels strange. He has never bought sanitary napkins.
"It's that simple?" Mu Yun couldn't believe it.
"Of course, this is just a novice task, which will warm you up." Xia Xiaobai answered simply, and nodded vigorously.
"Reward, what is the goddess' kiss?"
"I also want to know, but the prizes were distributed uniformly by the Heavenly Court. In fact, there is no need to pay attention. No one will pick up the rewards for this kind of novice task when it falls on the street. Well, hurry up and don't let my mother-in-law's mother's. There are so many tasks waiting for you!" Obviously, Xia Xiaobai lacks the patience of a teacher.
Chapter completed!