Chapter Thirteen: The Detective: The Melancholy of Homosexuality(1/2)
It’s a bit unreasonable to go out to drink and take care of your children!
Du Mu complained in his heart for a while, but this was his client and he didn't say it out!
"Suddenly I met an old friend and asked me to come over and chat. I was afraid that my baby would run around, so I tied him to the coffee table!"
Is there anyone who takes care of the child like this when tied the child to the coffee table? This is too irresponsible!
"When I came back, the baby disappeared. I searched the whole bar and found it. The guard also said that he didn't see him go out. My poor baby!"
As she said that, her eyes turned red again and she started sobbing!
Du Mu had already understood the basic situation, and he asked again: "Do you have photos of your baby?"
"Yes, of course there!" Zhao Yu handed over a photo earnestly!
Du Mu took it and looked ugly. Ye Ziting leaned over her head, and her lungs almost burst into anger. This "baby" is not a child at all, but a cat that has always been yellow and white. No wonder the police ignored it. At this time of crisis, who is in the mood to find a cat for you! Fortunately, she was talking to them just now!
At this moment, she found Du Mu looking at her with a stinging heart, and suddenly she was so angry that she stretched out her little hand and twisted Du Mu's thigh hard.
Du Mu didn't expect that she would come to one of the top ten tortures in the Qing Dynasty, and almost screamed out with grin!
"Mr. Zhao, although I, Du Mu, are just a third-rate private detective, I also have my principles and my bottom line. This kind of thing about finding lost pets for others is not within our service scope!"
Du Mu said in a deep voice, he was about to see off the guests! It was an insult to ask a detective to catch a cat and a dog!
Ye Ziting looked at him brilliantly. She liked people with principles the most. In the entertainment industry, most of the people around her have no principles. In order to become famous, she can do anything!
Zhao Yu said regretfully: "I have prepared the commission, what a pity!"
As he said that, he opened his suitcase, and the old man's head was neatly placed inside!
Du Mu was blinded,
He laughed twice, and his attitude immediately turned 180 degrees!
In the blink of an eye, he threw all his principles and bottom lines out of the sky!
He was so eager to hold Zhao Yu's hand, afraid that he would run away and die, and his face was filled with smiles: "Don't worry, this matter is included in me, and I will definitely get the baby back with a lot of penny!"
Du Mu's transformation was so fast that Ye Ziting had no time to react and looked at him with a mouth!
Until Du Mu sent the couple out!
She said sarcastically: "It seems that your principle has been sold at a good price!"
Du Mu touched the back of his head embarrassedly, stared at Ye Ziting and said, "Hehe, hehe, I can even sell my body, as long as you pay enough money!"
"Oh? Is that true? I have to inspect the goods first!" Ye Ziting replied mischievously!
Du Mu looked dark and ignored her!
Du Mu only has one pass, he can only go alone, but it is okay to bring a pet, so he said to the penguin: "Fatty, let's go with me!"
Fatty is the nickname he gave to this instant messaging god!
The fat boy was having a lot of fun playing games, so how could he leave? It quarreled twice and ignored it!
Ye Ziting lay on the sofa, teasing with charming eyes: "I'll wait for you to come back!"
Du Mu couldn't stand this at all. He closed the door in a "clang" and ran out in shame!
Behind him, Ye Ziting's silver bell-like laughter was left!
The mother river of Maple Leaf City - Baihe, is a vast and prosperous one. It penetrates directly into the center of Baihe District from the distant west, then turns to the right angle and flows south into the river. Happy Bar just opens around the corner, and the municipal government of Maple Leaf City is also located here!
The municipal government was originally on Financial Street. There is an allusion to the current place. It is said that the Baihe River often flooded, causing countless losses of life and property to the people on both sides of the Taiwan Strait. It has been ineffective after more than ten years of governance!
So the first thing the current mayor did when he came to power was to move the municipal government to the area with the worst floods, which was its current location. The entire leadership team of the "Flood Control Office" was moved in together!
This move has an immediate effect!
From then on, the flood in the Baihe River never broke through the embankment again!
This is a bar street where people are crowded for 24 hours. At this moment, the street is empty, with only police cars roaring by with sirens.
The merchants on both sides of the road were turned off and the four big words "Happy Bar" with neon lights flashing in the dark are really dazzling!
The bar was empty, with only two people sitting in the corner. I don’t know what to talk about, so the waiter leaned against the bar and watched the TV attentively!
Seeing Du Mu come in, he greeted warmly: "What are you going to come?"
"A glass of beer!"
Du Mu took a sip and said dissatisfiedly: "Now, there is not even a place to drink."
After many years of exploring this line, he knew very well that only by having a happy chat could the other party pour out everything he knew like a chat!
The waiter smiled and said, "The mayor is also for our own good. Now is a time of crisis. We should unite and overcome difficulties together, right?"
Du Mu ignored his words, whispered a little more, and then said, "I see that the bars around are closed, and there are not many customers here, you are really busy!"
The waiter smiled sincerely this time: "The bar is my home. I'm idle anyway. Is there any customer like you who can chat?" As he said that, he looked at the customer in front of him with curiosity. A brown windbreaker wrapped his body tightly, and a wide-brimmed hat and sunglasses covered half of his face!
Du Mu saw it, he took off his hat, put it on the bar, stared at the waiter and said, "It seems that you must like the job of bar servants!"
"Yes, I really like it. I can chat with all kinds of people around the world, hear a lot of interesting stories, and understand the customs and customs of various places! It's just as a writing material!"
As he said that, his eyes became hot and hot. The customer in front of him was dressed very special. He seemed to be a person with a story, and he liked the story the most.
So he said expectantly:
"Looking at your outfit, I'm sorry to take the liberty, your work must be very interesting too!"
Du Mu laughed and replied, "Your curiosity is so strong. I am a private detective!"
The waiter's eyes shone brightly after hearing this: "Wow, it's so cool. This is a profession that can only be found in movies. I have never encountered it before. How can I become a detective!"
"This is very simple. You just need to have logical reasoning skills!"
"Logical reasoning ability?"
“For example, do you have a pet?”
"I have a little cat!"
Du Mu thought of the fat penguin in his family and said, "It must be very difficult to take care of a pet!"
"Of course, I have to shovel him, feed him, and play with him!"
"It seems you must like it!"
"That's of course!"
"Since you are so good to your pet, you must be a kind person!"
"Thank you for the compliment!"
"Since you are a kind person, you must love your family!"
"Yes, I take my son to the wild once a week!"
"Since you already have a son, you must be married."
"Yes"
"Since you're married, you must be not gay!"
The attendant laughed,
"What are you kidding, I'm not gay of course!"
"Look, this is logical thinking!"
"You are so awesome. You know that I'm not gay since I have a pet!"
"Where, where, there is nothing to show off, but, then again, I need your help in one thing!"
"You said, I will definitely help you!" The waiter replied eagerly, as if it was a very honorable thing to help a detective!
Du Mu sighed in a pretense and said:
"It's like that. Two days ago, a friend of mine lost his cat here, but the guard said that he didn't see it out! She was sad for her cat and insisted on forcing me to help find it."
The waiter thought about it and shook his head with regret:
"I'm very sorry, I haven't seen your poor cat, and we only have this one door!"
Du Mu didn't give up and then asked:
"Think about it again, are there any wall holes or something like this?"
The waiter thought for a while, clapped his hands and said
"So, there is really a hole in our back hall! It leads directly to the factory behind!"
"Thank you so much." Du Mu got the answer he wanted and hurried out of the tavern!
At this time, a customer in the corner came over. It was Gao Jie. She had been patrolling for a day. She was resting with her boss, Inspector Lei Ming for a while. She recognized Du Mu at a glance, the scum who made her hate her teeth itch!
She walked to the bar and asked the waiter: "What did you say to that man just now?"
"Let's talk about logical reasoning?"
"Logical reasoning?"
To be continued...