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Chapter 23 Pig Bajie: With His Girlfriend

Fear comes from ignorance, and to him it is no less than hell. The jokes on the Internet describe it as terrible. They punch and kick at every turn, hang up people, pour pepper water, and use electric rods to make food. They don’t give food for three days and three nights. They must not pick up the soap when they are off during the shower!

Mu Yun's head heated up and ran away!

This guy actually dared to run away. Gao Jie was defeated by him when he was not careful. She was immediately angry and as if a leopard was discovering her prey, she rushed out and chased her closely!

The most common exercise Mu Yun, the otaku, usually does is to type on the keyboard. In traditional Chinese medicine, it means deficiency of both qi and blood, deficiency of yin and yang, deficiency of kidney and spleen, and there is no complete component in the whole body.

Now, I’ve been panting after just two games!

And the outstanding police officer Gao Jie, an all-round player,

Maple Leaf City College Student Sanda Competition Championship,

Maple Leaf City Marathon Championship,

Youth is invincible and vitality is infinite!

The distance between the two is getting closer and closer!

Mu Yun was anxious, like a headless fly, plunged into a small alley, running around the corner, and suddenly hid in a room on the side of the road!

The room was pitch black, and only a candle emitted a faint light!

Who would use candles to illuminate this era? In the eyes of those high school students, the only purpose of candles is probably to be inserted into birthday cakes and let them blow them out!

Mu Yun retreated a little. He wanted to turn around and leave, but Gao Jie's footsteps came from outside the door. When he thought of the various tragic situations of being arrested in the police station, he gritted his teeth and walked forward!

There was a person sitting behind the candle, his whole body hidden in a pitch-black cloak, as if he was integrated with the darkness around him!

"Sorry, I'll hide for a while and go out now!" Mu Yun touched the back of his head and said guiltily!

It is extremely impolite to break into someone else's house privately. In some countries, the owner can shoot directly!

The cape man did not respond, and there were slight snoring sounds!

It turns out he is sleeping!

Mu Yun tiptoed and prepared to leave!

A voice came from behind: "Tell me your fortune, young man!"

The sound was loud and Mu Yun jumped!

Fortune telling? Mu Yun never believed in this kind of thing. Not only him, but in this developed science and technology society, almost no one believed it. Besides, it is now computer fortune telling and mobile phone fortune telling! Who still plays such an ancient trick!

Mu Yun stopped, turned around, touched the back of his head with his hand, and a smile appeared on his face: "Banxian, I'm really sorry, I have something urgent to do, I have to leave first, calculate next time, and calculate next time!"

"I don't believe it either. Everyone in this world believes in fate. They all believe in their own hands. But when they go out to visit the supermarket, they meet two gods and are inexplicably given the task of saving humanity. They find the god of smog! Anyone who encounters such a thing has to believe it!"

This sentence is like five thunder thunder, Mu Yun poked it straight there like half a piece of wood. Who is he? How did he know about this?

With a "slam" sound, two banners behind the man in the black robe spread out, and they read, "Iron mouth can cut off the world, seek good luck and avoid misfortune and ensure safety."

Is there really a half-immortal figure in this world?

He has even encountered gods, so what else is there to be unreliable?

Mu Yun was eager to try, but he had no penny in his pocket!

As if seeing through what Mu Yun thought, the cape man said, "For the first time, I don't have money!"

Mu Yun turned around and left!

There is no such thing as pies falling from the sky in this world. If so, the pies falling must have been smeared with poison!

This is how online financial fraud comes from, and there are too many news broadcasts!

Mu Yun will not be so stupid as to fall into a trap!

"Young man, are you looking for an obsidian?" said the cloaked man again!

Mu Yun put down his feet again! The price given by that customer was really high!

He is so high that he can go through the dangers very deeply. Besides, he has no money now, so he can't cheat him!

Thinking of this, Mu Yun pulled the chair in front of the candle and continued to do it!

"The face turned blue, and Yin Tang felt a faint black air. It must be in trouble recently!"

It’s not just a difficult situation, it’s simply a miserable fate. Standing in front of him is the mountain leading to Mohammed. If the man is caught, he will be skinned!

The man in black robe said this in Mu Yun's eyes. He immediately became interested. He supported one arm on the table, leaned his body slightly, stretched his head forward, and asked with a serious expression: "Great Immortal, how to resolve it!"

The man in black robe silently and stretched out a hand!

Mu Yun's face became ugly and he said with a sad face: "Daxian, I didn't bring any money with me. Will I give it to you another day?"

The man in black robe coughed: "Who is I? Are you making money by telling fortunes on the street? Extend your hand and let me see my palms!"

Mu Yun blushed and he felt embarrassed to reach out his hand!

The man in black robe grabbed his hand and looked at it carefully. After a while, he spoke: "Young man, I see that your palm is a life of wealth and longevity, but the five elements are not moral! It blocks your lifeline!"

"What? Are the five elements not "gold, wood, water, fire, earth"? Where does the "virtue" come from!" Mu Yun asked in confusion!

"The times are changing, and what we want to eat is also changing. Now the five elements have become "virtue, intelligence, physical fitness, beauty, labor,"

Mu Yun was shocked and secretly complained that he was not good enough, he was fooled!

He wanted to retract his hand, but the other party's hand was tightly held like iron pliers and could not pull it back!

"Let go, what are you going to do?" he shouted in horror!

Gao Jie was searching for Mu Yun’s traces outside, and the roar immediately reached his ears!

Like an alert leopard, she turned around and ran wildly in the sound, and kicked open the door!

Mu Yun turned his head and saw that it was Gao Jie, as if the person who fell into the water had caught a life-saving straw. "Help! Help!" he shouted at the top of his throat!

Gao Jie was not vague. He dared to force the boy in broad daylight. There was no king's law. She would never let this happen. So she glared at her eyes and said loudly, "Let him go!"

The man in black robe didn't even look at her!

Gao Jie frowned, took out the police jail certificate from her pocket, raised it high, and said righteously: "Police, let go of the person in front!"

The man in black robe is still unmoved!

Even the police are not afraid of it, they are definitely not a good person!

Gao Jie's nerves tensed up, she took out the pistol on her crotch, and pointed the dark hole at the other party: "I order you to let him go!"

The man in black robe suddenly burst into laughter without any warning and let go of Mu Yun's hand that grabbed him!

Mu Yun was no longer bound, and he rolled and crawled out the door as if he was flying!

Gao Jie didn't care about him, and the police's intuition told her that the person in front of her was definitely not simple!

"Please show your ID!" Gao Jie did not put down her gun, and then spoke. She decided to check the details of this man with danger all over her body!

As a policeman, she will never let a bad person go and let good people be hurt!

The man in black robe stood up, but he had no intention of taking out his ID!

But he walked a few steps around the table!

Gao Jie pressed her finger against the trigger and said sternly: "Stop!"

The man in black robe patted his clothes and suddenly spoke with a little honest voice: "This beautiful lady, be my wife!"

Gao Jie was stunned when she heard this, and then she became angry. This man was so brave that he dared to tease the police!

Without saying a word, Gao Jie kicked the men in black robes and went straight to the faces of the black robes. She wanted to give the pervert some colors!

The man in black robe is not a good person. He avoided Gao Jie's attack with his waist and took the opportunity to touch her gray thighs! Then he put his finger under his nose and smelled it, looking intoxicated!

Gao Jie's eyes are about to spit out fire!

The mandarin ducks have a chain of legs, and they are killing their lives!

Although the black robe is fat, it is agile, like a pig jumping on waltz, easily avoiding attacks again and again!

Gao Jie was so tired that she was out of breath, but she didn't even touch the corner of his clothes!

The gap between the two sides is too big to attack forcefully, but can only lead to wisdom!

But what can someone with muscles like her come up with?

really,

"Look! There is a beauty behind you!" Gao Jie pointed her hand behind the man in the black robe!

What a clumsy trick, who would believe it in this situation!

But the man in black robe believed it, and he subconsciously turned his head to look!

Gao Jie seized the opportunity and kicked him sideways straight into his head! The man in black robe reacted a beat and barely avoided the attack, but the cloak was lifted by the wind blowing from the opponent's thigh!

What kind of face is that!

Eyes are like copper bells!

Two ears are as big as a fan

The nose is like a lotus root!

This is not a human face at all, but more like a pig!

Gao Jie was so scared that she took a few steps back, her face turned pale, and even her heart stopped for a while, and then she jumped up like a drum and drum!

Finally, she couldn't help but shout: "Pig, pig demon!"

The man in black robe is also a bachelor. Since he has been exposed, he will no longer hide it. He simply took off his black robe, threw it on the ground, erected his big belly, and retorted: "Huhu, Huhu, I am not a pig demon, I am Zhu Bajie!

Beauty, Huhu, look, I, old pig, are still single, let’s get together and live together!”

Seeing Zhu Bajie approaching step by step, Gao Jie shouted in horror: "Don't come over, don't come over!" She no longer cared about the police rules and pulled the trigger of the pistol!

"Ba, bha, bha!"

The bullets hit Zhu Bajie hard! But to him, it was like popcorn, popping up from his skin without even leaving a mark!
Chapter completed!
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