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Chapter 37 Heroes Save Beauty: Think Too Beautiful

Hei Wuchang immediately took a breath. The man looked like he was thirty years old and was actually a virgin! In hell, the famous "Virgin Protection Law" is not something that makes people laugh! In the situation just now, if this virgin is really hurt by them, the revocation of the soul-summoner's license will be light. He even has to go to the skin hell to walk around and permanently enter the blacklist of the King of Hell!

Thinking of this, Hei Wuchang was chilling. He couldn't help but hate the virgin. Humph, he actually wanted to harm us and curse you for the rest of your life! "Then, then let's change to a non-virgin immediately!"

Bai Wuchang's teeth were chewing, "Why do you need to change it? You can stand up wherever you fall? How can you take a detour when you encounter a little difficulty? The road of ghosts is winding and you will definitely encounter many setbacks. Only by facing it bravely can you become strong and eventually become glorious!"

Then he changed the topic and sneered: "Although there is a "Virgin Protection Law", there are exceptions. It stipulates that people who commit murder, rape of virgin virgins, trafficking of children, and the greatest disease are not included in the protection! My Plan B is targeted!"

Hei Wuchang's eyes lit up, "Do you want him to rape his virgin?"

"No, did you see that boy looking at Benshaba? Tsk tsk, those little eyes are really blind and focused. I doubt whether he has ever been so serious in his life. He is reincarnated by a pervert!" Bai Wuchang sneered twice, and turned his hands back, saying disdainfully: "But I have a thief but no courage. I have seen such people too many! I am as timid as a mouse, and I dare not take responsibility. Even if there is a woman I like, I will not dare to chase him. If I have to keep my hands and feet, I will not succeed in my life. I am a typical loser. Until now, the solution is basically based on hands! As the saying goes, to deal with a person, you must first grasp his weakness!" Bai Wuchang became more confident as he spoke, his face shining, and his waist was straightened. "For this person, there are too many weaknesses, so we should start by being lustful, cherishing our lives!" As he said that, he took out a small purple bottle from his pocket!

"This, this is, the roots of the evil are broken!" Hei Wuchang was so scared that he shivered, thunder, thunder, thunder, thunder, and took two steps back, almost sitting on the ground! He had experienced the power of this medicine himself, and his memory is as new as ever, and the inexplicable pain still echoed in the depths of his mind!

In Hell University, it is often happening that male ghosts peek at female ghosts for bathing, so the devil among the devils, the man who makes the ghosts desperate, invented this kind of poison that harms the world. In fact, this is not poison, but a shower gel that can make women's skin elastic and shiny, and bloom like a baby! As soon as this medicine is released, it is very popular with female ghosts, but this medicine has a side effect, that if a man sees her naked body after applying it, his "little brother" will become smaller day by day, and will become as big as a soybean in three days, and then last for a week, and then it will gradually become normal!

From then on, there were so many wolves and howlings in the boys' dormitory at Hell University. What is even more embarrassing is that the "little brother" who was caught in the male ghost became so small that they could not take out their pants when they pee. In addition to physical and psychological shadows, the impact of some male ghosts was even greater. Even after recovery, they thought they were smaller than before, and they had to go to the bathroom to take a look from time to time!

"Is this too vicious?" Hei Wuchang said carefully.

"Hmph, you are not a gentleman, but you are not a husband without poison!" Bai Wuchang had already made up his mind!

Today is another sunny day, with blue sky and white clouds and breeze blowing on his face. Du Mu played games for a day and his whole body was sore. So he stretched out, left the chair, and walked out of the house. It had just rained last night. The cool air was mixed with the smell of fresh earth. Taking a deep breath is refreshing! Du Mu brought his headphones, and the distant music sounded, as if he had brought him into his childhood. At that time, whenever school was over, he would chase and play on the grass by the Baihe River with a group of friends, and he would not go home until dark! The river was still flowing quietly, but the little guys had already gone their separate ways, distributed throughout the country, and some went abroad. Everyone had no contact, and they probably couldn't recognize each other when they saw each other on the road!

Accompanied by the music, Du Mu fell into his thoughts, completely ignoring the time to slip away little by little, the sunset dyed the sunset red, reflected on the river, sparkling with golden light.

Du Mu suddenly became interested and followed the steps on the white river bank, thunder, thunder, thunder, thunder, thunder, and thunder to the gravel stall on the river bank, picked up a warm goose stone that was as thin as leaves, bent his legs, pressed his waist, lowered his body, swung his arms back, and threw them into the river hard. The stones were like dragonfly slashing the water, two, three, and five jumps before sank into the river! It seemed that the friends from the past were back, and they all stared at him, gathered around him, cheering warmly.

Du Mu raised his hands high, like a champion!

The sun had set, and there was only a trace of gold left in the sky. Unknown insects in the grass started to sing. Du Mu put down his hands and raised his emotions inexplicably. Loneliness seemed to be everywhere, surrounded him tightly and poured into his body through his mouth and nose!

Du Mu seemed to be suffocating. He roared loudly, ran hard, and struggled with all his strength, trying to escape the loneliness that was tightly wrapped around him like a cocoon!

But he couldn't do it, as if the person who was trapped in the quicksand struggled, the deeper the more he fell!

It was like catching the last straw to save lives. Du Mu stopped, gasped, turned on his phone, and dialed Ye Ziting's number without hesitation!

The beeping of the phone and the prompt tone of the other party no longer serving the service area wiped out his last little patience.

He lifted a big stone and threw it into the river!

A scream came out of the river without warning. Du Mu was startled and a naked woman emerged from the water!

It's so late, why are there still people taking a bath in the river?

Du Mu's eyes were straightened. When his eyes collided with the woman, he dared to close his eyes quickly, "I, I saw nothing!" While saying that, he turned around and climbed up the river bank with all his might! He ran away!

Until he ran home, the woman was still wiggling in her mind. The evil fire in her heart was rushing upwards!

So I turned on the computer and started watching the movie!

A scream came from Du Mu's house, and he found that his one was actually a circle smaller than usual!

What is going on? No, this is a dream, this must be a dream!

Du Mu was in a state of dismay! He was covered in a quilt and fell on the bed, hoping that everything would be normal tomorrow!

But things often get worse!

The next day, just as the sky was dawn, and the wail of despair came from Du Mu's room again!

All this is not a dream, his indescribable part has become as thin as the bean sprouts!

Du Mu wandered on the street like a walking corpse, wandering around the hospital gate several times, but eventually did not walk in!

Those who grew up under traditional education were all disdainful of this kind of thing, thinking that people who suffer from this disease were all unclean and bad people. But now it is really hard to say when it happens to him. What if others know!

He didn't know how to tell the doctor that this symptom was too strange!

As the saying goes, he is irritating and speculating, and he even cared about the small advertisements on the telephone poles!

He was nervous and wandering aimlessly on the street. He felt like a thief who had stole things. The eyes of the people around him became strange, full of disdain, disgust, ridicule, and gloating!

Du Mu could no longer bear it. He didn't want to see anyone, so he turned around and slipped into a small alley. The alley was very narrow and could only allow two people to pass at the same time. The walls on both sides were dilapidated and weeds were overgrown on the top of the wall. As he walked, Du Mu suddenly found that in the middle of the alley, a middle-aged man wearing a long colored gown was sitting on a small stool. Next to it was a wooden stick as thick as a finger, and a white banner hung on the wooden stick, drifting in the wind. The banner read, "Iron mouth can cut off the world, and the future is uncertain and good or bad!"

There are so many scammers nowadays, but in what era it is, how idiots have to believe in this kind of "semi-immortal". Even his grandfathers have grown up with the Internet since childhood, and lie should go online. This kind of ancient trick that can be included in intangible cultural heritage is probably not believed by the old lady. Du Mu was very disdainful and didn't even bother to take a look.

"I am objective, I see that you look dark and you are wandering in your eyebrows. You must have a big trouble recently!" Just as Du Mu passed by, Bai Wuchang and Rachel suddenly spoke!

Sure enough, the lines of this kind of liar are the same. After thousands of years, they have never changed and have not kept pace with the times! Du Mu regarded it as the wind in his ears and walked his own way with his head down!

"Objectively, do you have any hidden secrets!" Seeing that the other party ignored him, Bai Wuchang was not in a hurry and continued to ask calmly!

Du Mu raised his ears when he heard this and his pace slowed down!

Bai Wuchang saw it in his eyes, and a smile faintly appeared on the corner of his mouth! "Have you gotten smaller?"

Du Mu immediately petrified the local area, his raised foot shrank back, turned around, walked quickly to the "Cham Immortal", knelt down with a big mouth, "Master, help!"

Bai Wuchang and Rachel held back his smile. Plan B was the first step to succeed. In times of crisis, people's hearts are fragile. At this time, it is easiest to take advantage of the situation and conquer the city. As long as he gives him some hope, he will be regarded as a god, just like the elderly are most likely to cheat and buy health care products.

He pretended to be right and pinched his right finger, pretending to be mysterious: "Young man, have you seen something you shouldn't see?"

This sentence came to Du Mu's heart. He seemed to have met a savior and hurriedly replied: "The immortal prince said it well, I, I accidentally saw a woman taking a bath, and then that's it!"

Bai Wuchang sighed, took out a piece of apricot yellow paper, put it on Du Mu's forehead, closed his eyes, and silently recited in his mouth: "The Supreme Lord is as anxious as the law, Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva will appear soon!" After saying that, he suddenly widened his eyes and shouted: "Break!"

Du Mu was so scared by the thunderous sound that he almost fell to the ground! At this moment, he trusted the strange man with fairy spirit in front of him more and regarded it as the last straw for him to save his life.

Bai Wuchang could see clearly through his eyes and was secretly proud, "Amitabha, little brother, the one you saw is not a human, but a female ghost. Think about it, how could a woman take a bath by the river at night!"

This, Du Mu couldn't believe his ears. With the development of technology, it was difficult for him to believe that there were ghosts!

Bai Wuchang sighed, "What expression did she look when she saw you? She was panicked? She shouted?"

This sentence was like a revelation, and Du Mu screamed in shock, "She, she is laughing!"

Bai Wuchang clasped his hands together, "Wuliang Tianzun, that female ghost was tragically ravaged during his lifetime, died of humiliation, and made a poisonous oath before he died, and could not go to hell after he died, turning into a breath of resentment and drifting between heaven and earth! And you happened to hit the gun, and now she must be entangled with you!" As he said that, he stretched out his hand and pointed up, and saw a female ghost with disheveled hair poking her head out of the wall, looking at Du Mu with a smile, and licking her lips. It looked like she was going to eat him!

Du Mu was so scared that he was so scared that he hugged Bai Wuchang's thighs tightly, and cried and shouted, "Master, Master, help! Help!"

Bai Wuchang was filled with joy. This little fish was caught.

He said with dignity on his face: "Amitabha, saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. The donor comes over to come. I have a teaching on the Dharma!"

Du Mu quickly got up and leaned against Bai Wuchang's ear. Bai Wuchang bit his ear and said, "The donor must break the body of a boy with the virgin!"

This sentence was as thunderous as Du Mu sat on the ground with a "thump"!
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