Chapter 7 Lawlessness
"Look, there is a bridge!" Tiantian regretted it as soon as she said this.
It was a rope bridge, covered with rotten wooden boards. A gust of wind came out, and the rope bridge swayed like a swing.
There is no doubt that these guys will definitely walk over here!
This time she was wrong.
There was another pitch-black wooden sign in front of the bridge with three bright red words written on it: "Jump down!"
So three people and one penguin really jumped under the sweet gaze.
Tiantian lay on the edge of the cliff and poked her head out to look, and it suddenly turned dizzy!
She had a fear of heights! A hurricane blew, but she couldn't stand firmly, and her head rushed down and fell straight down!
The wind roared in my ears, and from time to time, bats rushed up from below and passed by her. Did they die like that? I really should listen to my mother and not run out. Now I'm having a big time. They must be very sad to get the news of their death!
Tiantian didn't dare to think about it, closed her eyes, and a tear passed through her face!
She is still young and has many things she hasn't done before, and she doesn't want to die!
She did not die, but fell on a huge spider web. She bounced up a few softly and fell to the ground.
The others also landed smoothly. Another canyon, but it was much spacious than the previous Yishitian, about five meters wide. Moreover, the valley was no longer wet, and it was full of green plants, birds singing and flowers, rare beasts, ginseng and herbs, everything was available, it was simply an outdoor peach orchard.
An old man as thin as a monkey jumped off a fruit tree. He was wearing a blue tight training suit, but a big straw hat on his head and a big peach in his hand, and took a bite from time to time.
Seeing the four people and a penguin in front of him, he felt a little excited, "You walked from the left as directed, and then jumped from above as directed?"
Several people nodded!
"Are you insulting? This is the valley of evil people. You can trust others easily?" Old Monkey said bluntly.
Dr. Dapian held his glasses and analyzed, "The first line of gorge is wet and dark, and cannot shine on the sun all year round, so how can there be light? Moreover, the light source shines in parallel, not from above, so the light on the right is artificial light, or some monsters come out to attract small animals, which must be traps, of course, you cannot go. As for jumping from above, the wood is rotten, and the rope has traces of being cut by someone, plus the weight of any of us, it will fall. I saw the spider web below, the sign behind you, "Entry to the Evil Valley", and you are even more likely to be urinating and defecating anywhere. By the way, you are wearing red underwear!"
The old monkey's face turned red when he was said, and he looked at these people with a smile.
The old monkey is nicknamed Smiling Tiger. He was notorious when he was young. He committed several major cases in Fengtian Kingdom, looted three churches, raped more than a dozen female monks, and suffered heavy blood cases. He alarmed the Archbishop in the Cardinal and issued a pursuit order. He had no choice but to escape into the Valley of the Evil.
When a smile on his face is a tiger, it means that someone will never laugh anymore!
"Did you see three men carrying a woman by here?" Mu Yun asked directly!
The smiley tiger smiled even brighter, "Of course I saw it. Just now, the three musketeers of the Doudou Mercenary Group, eating, sleeping, beating Doudou, carrying a beautiful woman, passing by here with sting eyes!"
"He, where have they been?" Mu Yun wanted to pick up the smiling old man and kiss him.
"Please follow me!" The smiley tiger stopped talking, but just looked at Mu Yun with a smile.
Bent over and walk towards a path leading to the deep forest. The further you go, the denser the trees are, but they are no longer full of vitality. Instead, they look listless, as if they have been drained by insects. The leaves gradually turn yellow, gray, and black until there is no leaf, and only the branches are left alone. The land is as hard as lime boards, cracking terrible scars due to dryness, and the air is filled with the pungent smell of sulfur.
The smiling tiger walked calmly, as if he was walking forward in a leisurely manner. He had led many people to walk through this road, but only he had walked it himself many times!
At the end of this forest where demons danced, there was a magnificent restaurant, located in a sea of flowers. The entire building was in the Gothic style, with colorful flowers hanging on the red walls! A huge plaque was erected on the roof: "Happy Restaurant".
As its name suggests, the Happy Restaurant is very happy!
Enchanting music comes from the restaurant, making people fall into it! There are also waves of tempting fragrance that hooks the nose and makes people walk forward!
If you encounter such a restaurant in a downtown area, probably everyone wants to go in and take a look. While having a good time, you can immerse your ears in music and wash them!
But Tiantian wanted to leave this place and run far away! No normal person would build a restaurant in such a deserted place.
The fat old man's smile made her scalp numb and she had goose bumps all over her body! She almost begged and said, "Can we leave here?"
"Why leave here?" Dr. Dapin asked in confusion.
"It's very abnormal here!" Tiantian replied.
"Are you very hungry?" Dr. Dapin asked again.
Tiantian nodded and walked for a day. She had not yet entered the rice, her body was made of iron, and her stomach was already roaring!
"I was so hungry that I was about to get hit on the back. I saw the restaurant and wanted to walk away. Isn't it even more abnormal?" said Dr. Dapin.
"But if someone's brain rusts, he will drive the restaurant to this place where the birds don't poop!" Tiantian said anxiously.
"Often people will never open a restaurant in this place. Although there are not many people coming here, people who come here must be very hungry and are anxious. The owner of this restaurant is a great person!"
"Of course I am a great man. People say I am Maitreya Buddha!" He smiled and said with a smile. His mouth seemed to touch honey, "Mitreya Buddha could actually meet several strange people in his lifetime. It is God's greatest favor. It is the blessing of hundreds of generations of cultivation. Thanks to the Sun God and the goddess of luck! Especially this white wise man, your wise brain makes me admire you very much. Your majestic body is the object of my worship. You wise
The wise and profound soul is unique in this world. Look at your head, each of them is radiating the light of genius! Your eyes are more dazzling than the sun, the light and heat warm my heart, your nose supports the sky and the earth, and is even taller than Apollo's chariot. The air in the whole world is full of knowledge due to your breathing. Your snow-white teeth shine with the brilliance of stars, sowing the seeds of wisdom for millions of fools!"
Dr. Dapian was praised so much that he flew into the sky! He has always confirmed that he is a once-in-a-thousand-year genius, the person with the highest IQ in the world! But he didn't expect that he was a great man who could change the universe and admire the whole world! He was instantly immersed in his greatness!
Get one, the next one is this sweet girl who is eager to try. Xia Xiaobai, smiling and tiger eyes rolled, and the words poured into his mouth like the waves of rivers: "Miss Xia, the first time I saw you, I was shocked by your beauty. You are such a fairy descending to earth!"
Xia Xiaobai was very happy to be praised, but she flashed her curious big eyes: "How do you know that I am a fairy descending to earth!"
This sentence almost choked the smiley tiger to death. He couldn't help but complain, saying, "I actually took it seriously, I have seen a thick-skinned person, but I have never seen such shameless ones. But the smiley tiger is a smiley tiger. The next second he recovered and praised with a smile: "In this world, as long as you have eyes, you will not admit your mistakes. Your noble sky blue eyes can only appear in the heavenly palace. Your heavenly sound sound only exists in the sky. How many times can you hear it in the world? Your beautiful face, even a fairy, is ashamed of itself. Your slender figure can attract the gods and Buddhas in the sky!"
Xia Xiaobai couldn't help but thrust his small chest, inserted his slim waist, revealing his tiger's teeth, and his nose soared into the sky, laughing!
Get another one!
The smiley tiger continued to work hard. This time his target was Mu Yun, but after he looked, this guy who was as ordinary as weeds could not find any advantage! This was the first time he had met in his life.
Looking at Mu Yun's longing gaze, the smiley tiger couldn't bear to turn his face and yawned and said, "The weather is so good today, Mu Yun is so happy to see you!"
Then he looked at the last person, Tiantian.
Tiantian looked at him with a warning and said with a stern face: "Don't think of using your sweet words to deceive me!"
The smiley tiger looked at Tiantian carefully from head to tail, and finally fixed the pattern on the golden buttons on her collar. It was a clan emblem that crossed the sword and rose. His eyes immediately became hot: "It is said that the daughter of the Duke of Rose in Fengtian Kingdom betrothed to the Duke of Griffon Mountain's son, but his daughter disagreed and secretly ran out of the house!"
"Okay, okay, old man, let's talk about how tired we are here, why don't we go in and chat!" Tiantian suddenly seemed to have become a different person, and actually took the initiative to mix the old man's arms and walked into the restaurant!
There is only a big wooden brown round table in the restaurant, which is already full of hearty food! The aromatic roasted suckling pig, the cake candied fruit with juice, and the sweet wine!
Everyone's eyes were staring straight, sleeping in the open, and they were hungry and sat on the table like a hungry tiger pounced on food, just about to have a feast.
"Let's go!" Tiantian suddenly shouted loudly, and then looked at the smiling tiger with meaning.
The smiley tiger was not angry either. She sat straight on the chair, poured some wine for herself, put a little bit of each dish in her own bowl, and then swallowed it without hesitation, as if she was no longer an old man, but a strong man!
Everyone started to move! The smiley tiger was able to go all the way and toasted it round after round with good wine. After three rounds of wine and five flavors, the smiley tiger suddenly smiled and said he wanted to go to the bathroom!
Chapter completed!