Chapter 396 Magical Machine
Liu Erwang did not expect that he would achieve such great success this time when he returned home in glory. The large conference room of the village department was crowded with people, and the windows and doors were all over the place, and the crowd was crowded to the intersection.
It seems that I have not been in vain in the past few years outside. Looking at my fanatical and pious appearance, regardless of gender, age, Liu Erwang couldn't help but feel very satisfied with his charm. Back then, I tried my best to transfer the land and did my work together, so it was easy to get it done, but I was deceived in the end.
Now? It’s just a few speeches, and these simple-minded farmers are almost ready to be proud of themselves.
Liu Erwang looked at the old-fashioned radio-like machine on the conference table, with a nice name, a high-potential magnetic therapy instrument. This is the product he wants to use to this group of stupid local buns. In fact, the principle is very simple. It is an electric shock device. Through appropriate voltage and current, it can paralyze nerves and numb muscles, thus bringing the deceptive effect of curing some diseases.
This kind of pseudoscientific machine has long been around. Especially some popular sayings, such as Bruce Lee's use of electricity to practice, which further boosted the rumor that this machine can cure diseases, which was once popular. However, the remote Xiaonanzhuang and even Yiyang County have never appeared.
Seeing everyone staring at the machine in the field intently, Liu Erwang sneered slightly, and his ambition began to show signs of growth. He had already quoted 12,000 yuan for a cost of 300 yuan, but it seemed that many people were still moved. As long as they added a little more, these old farmers who did not have much money would obediently take out their wealth and send it to them with their hands.
The charming girl Judy, now wearing a nurse's uniform with a deep collar and a nurse's hat, has transformed into a pretty little nurse. She is carefully holding a trembling old lady and sitting on the chair. On the table next to her is the small mì shū brand magnetic therapy device. One end of a few wires is a few patches.
Judy put the wires on the old lady's back, and when she turned on the switch, the red light flashed, and a crackling sound, and the old lady's gray head was about to stand up, shaking all over, showing a smile of enjoyment. "Oh, it's so comfortable, hot, irritating..."
"Old lady, what's more comfortable is still behind you. You're ready." Judy said, stretching out her hand and twisting the electric current, she saw the old lady tremble more violently, and she couldn't help but scream happily. Because of her body shaking, it became a magical sheep sound. In terms of vocal skills, this is called the Jodel singing method, which originated from the singing of the sheep-herding sheep boy in the Alps.
After the treatment, the old lady with legs and feet that were originally inconvenient and herniated at the waist jumped down, as if she was ten years younger!
"So amazing!"
"It's so amazing!"
Everyone couldn't help but exclaim.
Liu Erwang struck while the iron was hot and whispered: "Is God a god?"
"god!"
"Do you want it?"
"want!"
Liu Erwang smiled proudly and started a divine speech again: "...What are you talking about now? It's a win-win situation. On the one hand, it can bring you wealth, but on the other hand, it can bring you health. What is health? It is our greatest wealth. When you come back from working in the field, your back is sore. Do you want to have a pair of gentle and lovely hands to make you feel an mo, so that the pleasure reaches the depths of your body..."
"...Xiao mì shū high-potential magnetic therapy device is not only specialized in treating various geriatric diseases, but also suitable for young people to nourish yin and strengthen yang. After doing farm work, after eating, electrotherapy for ten minutes without any trouble. If you persist, it is not a dream to rejuvenate yourself!"
The ceiling was full of flowers, and Judy, a young nurse with a deep and low collar, held the magnetic therapy device and twisted the waist of gan, showing her back and forth.
I heard someone ask loudly: "Wu Lao Er suffered a stroke, can it be cured?"
"Yes!" Liu Erwang said without hesitation.
"I have a herniated disc in my waist. Can it be cured?"
"able!"
"The prostate is blocked and swollen..."
"able!"
Erlangzi next to him suddenly came over, pulled Liu Erwang, and whispered: "I always dream of sleeping with women, and I can't help but wash the quilt every day, can it be cured?"
He didn't show up, Liu Erwang's microphone was there, and he could hear these words clearly in the venue, and everyone couldn't help but laugh.
"This is not a disease, but Xiao mì shū helps you relieve your worries!" Liu Erwang said: "She alternately stimulates your smooth muscles and sphincters through the alternating force of strength and weakness, making you contract more powerfully and control more at will. From now on, she will only sleep with women and not wash the quilt!"
This is simply a lucky star for everyone. Many old men and ladies have begun to take out the small handkerchief hidden in the innermost pocket to see how much money there is inside.
Erlangzi was about to raise his hand and shout and ask me one, and I would pay credit first! When he saw several people at the door being pushed open, the door was kicked away.
Cao Dakui rushed over with great momentum.
Everyone was stunned, and they watched Cao Dakui look at Liu Erwang. Liu Erwang also looked at Cao Dakui. It seemed that electric sparks were already starting to explode in the air.
"Liu Erwang, you guys are back to harm Xiaonanzhuang. I've been trying hard today. The village chief quits and wants to beat you up a bastard!" Cao Dakui roared with red eyes.
The village chief was furious, and he pulled everyone back from the fanaticism and was silent there.
As soon as Cao Dakui rolled up his sleeves, he was about to rush up. Chen Ermao behind Liu Erwang had already come over, blocked him forward, and looked at Cao Dakui fiercely with his fists.
This guy is tall and big, young, and his green-skinned head looks even more fierce. Not to mention that there is a fool next to him staring at him, Cao Dakui may suffer a loss.
At this moment, Liu Erwang pushed Chen Ermao away and shouted: "Don't stop him! Let him beat me! If he hit me, he will soon receive a lawyer's letter from my lawyer from faraway Miami. Now it is a society ruled by law. Not only will he punish his village chief, but he will also have huge compensation to make him lose everything!"
Liu Erwang pulled Judy over and almost tore her nurse's uniform: "It just so happens that I will let everyone see the magical effect of the magnetic therapy device. Even if the nose and face are bruised, as long as you use the magnetic therapy device, you will immediately change your appearance. The effect is comparable to the martial arts skills, and I will be more beautiful!"
Oh my god! Cao Dakui was so arrogant that he was about to rush up and beat him to death with an old punch. A man rushed over from behind and hugged him in the waist.
The one who carried him was Xu Hongqi, and Liang Shouye and Guo Xiaohai arrived.
"Let him go, let him come! Fake squid! Birdsy cū kou, what do you mean?" Liu Erwang said provocatively.
"Liu Erwang, don't be proud. You are a pyramid scheme. If you believe it or not, I will call the police to arrest you!" Xu Hongqi said, holding Cao Dakui with his teeth and claws.
Guo Xiaohai came over with dian hua, "Cao Dakui, what are you doing!" Guo Xiaohai said angrily with a cold face, what does it look like.
"Village Chief, always be calm when facing major events," Liang Shouye also came up to persuade, "The secretary is calling dian hua to the relevant departments, and it has been found out..."
Chapter completed!