Chapter 10 Big Bulls Really Bulls
"Player No. 3555 is required to enter the preliminary round, and player No. 3556 is required to prepare..."
Phil's exit made me feel discouraged. Forget it, the result is already like this. I can't change it. I stared at Rowling, who was constantly comforting Phil. I hope she can be kind in the future and let us do less work. I can only comfort myself with such unrealistic fantasy.
"Boss, it's my turn soon. I... I'm a little nervous."
When I saw that the careless big bull was nervous now, I was happy: "Big bull, don't care too much. Just show your most perfect side, and don't think about anything else." That's it, but I thought to myself: Anyway, this is just a formality for you.
"No, Boss, I'm thinking that Phil has been eliminated now. I'll... If I pass this preliminary round, will Phil come to beat me? I can't beat him. Boss, you have to help me. When I think of Phil's terrifying speed, I'm nervous."
Da Niu almost lie down. Damn, you dead bull is actually worried about this problem. It's really... a great man with thick lines. In order not to hurt Da Niu's self-confidence, I said against my will: "Da Niu, I believe that with your strength, there is no problem with this small preliminary round. Don't worry, you are working hard for the future of Phil and me. I think Phil thanks you, you are too late, how could you beat you? Besides, isn't there me? If he beats you, I will deduct his salary." In fact, my heart was: "Da Niu, don't think so, just go with peace of mind. No one thinks you can enter the rematch."
"Player No. 3556 please enter and participate in the preliminary round, and player No. 3557 please prepare." The annoying voice came from the radio again.
"I'll feel relieved if the boss says you, then I'll go."
"Big Niu, come on!" Rowling shouted as soon as she saw that the big Niu was about to enter.
When the big bull heard the sound, he turned around and made an OK gesture to us, and went in.
In a short while, the big bull came out.
I knew the result. It would be good for the big bull to be able to hold on for one minute. "Don't be sad, this time it won't work, and there will be next time." I stepped forward and patted the big bull on the shoulder.
"Hey, what is this?" Rowling asked when she saw the card in Daniu's hand.
"Haha, those three judges said they passed the preliminary round, so they sent me such a card!" Daniu explained with a smile.
The words of the big bull immediately brought me from hell to heaven.
I asked Daniu in surprise: "How did you pass this preliminary competition?"
"That's how it is..."
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"Player No. 3556, why can you make us believe that you can pass this preliminary competition?" It was still the same as the man, two women and three judges.
Yes, why should I? Daniu couldn't help but use his underdeveloped mind to think about this question. By the way, didn't the boss just say that, just show his most perfect side.
Then what is my most perfect side? Big Bull couldn't help but feel troubled. "Big Bull, do you know what the most proud thing about our Taurus clan is? That is our strong body, ours is very, very powerful. If you can make good use of your own, then no one is your opponent." What the tribe elder once said flashed through Big Bull's mind.
Yes, I almost forgot this.
Daniu didn't answer the judge's question and took off his clothes on his own. The male judge opened his mouth wide and didn't know what to say. He probably had never seen a contestant who took off his clothes during the preliminary round in his life. The two female judges had long seen Daniu take off his clothes with stars and were interested in watching Daniu take off his clothes. Of course, if possible, they hoped Daniu would take off his pants.
When the big bull took off all his clothes, he exposed his strong body. His angular six-pack abs, explosive biceps, strong pectoral muscles, and his bronzed skin and wild face. I have to say that such a big bull is very attractive in Western society.
Daniu didn't notice the stars in the eyes of the female judge, otherwise the shy Daniu would definitely run away in panic, but Daniu said confidently: "Can I pass the preliminary round now? I think I have the conditions to become an American idol."
"Yes, of course there is no problem." The two female judges let Daniu pass without waiting for the male judge to express any opinions, and kept throwing charming eyes at Daniu.
When the man saw that his colleagues had passed, what else could he do? The minority obeyed the majority and passed.
Because of the "excellent" performance of the big bull, the two female judges lacked interest in the performance of the male players in the future, resulting in pitiful few male players entering the rematch in the Los Angeles Division. Of course, this is a later story.
After listening to Daniu's narration, I was stunned. This is OK. But I immediately came to my senses: "Daniu, look, listen to me, right! I just want to say you can!" After saying this, I found that I really have the talent of an actor.
"It's not that boss, your words have inspired me so much. Thank you so much!" Daniu's words made me feel a little blushed.
"Big Bull, have you passed?" Phil, who was dejected, came over at this time, "How did you pass?"
Big Niu repeated what he said just now, and Phil, who had not finished listening to the words, fainted from his eyes. I knew this was a big blow to Phil.
After a long time, Phil woke up. "Oh my God, why didn't I expect to seduce the two judges? If I took off my clothes and didn't take off my pants at the time, wouldn't I have no problem entering the finals?"
Phil's sigh made me feel the urge to flatter him. It was also true that how could a shameless bat spirit like him be hit? I was too careful.
"Let's go back to the bar to celebrate the rematch of the big bull. I won't get drunk today." When I saw that we were nothing else, I thought about going back to the bar to have a celebration wine.
"Slow down, I can't compare yet, how can you go back!" Rowling's words were like a bolt from the blue, making me, Big Bull and Phil stupid.
"You...you want to participate too?" I was already a little stuttering when I spoke.
"Why, can't you join me? I've already signed up for a good reputation. Don't worry, when I become famous, you will definitely benefit you. If we say that we are also from the same bar, I eat meat, and you will be indispensable for this soup!"
"Yes, yes, just based on your conditions, it's okay to enter the finals. We should prepare your celebration banquet now!" Daniu and Phil and I laughed and agreed to Rowling's words with a smile. But only we know how bitter and helpless our smile is. We can only pray that God will bless Rowling to lose the election.
But who told us that two of us were from the dark world, who believed in Satan, and I came to Kunlun, who believed in the Primitive Heavenly Lord, the ancestor of Kunlun. Therefore, this American God naturally would not pay attention to the prayers of the three of us, and Rowling easily qualified for the rematch.
At this moment, the three of us were looking at each other and speechless. We just felt that the end of the world was not far from us. Think about the male fans who rushed over after Rowling became famous, and the work day and night, my God, I won't live anymore.
"Big Niu, our future happiness will be all about you. You must go further and become more famous than Rowling!" I said to Da Niu solemnly, while Phil kept cheering Da Niu.
"Boss, I can't say that. I can only do my best. Don't blame me if I lose at that time." Daniu had no confidence in my request.
"What are you talking about?" Rowling, who passed the preliminary round, asked with a smile.
"I said we should go back to the bar quickly, so that you and Daniu can have a good drink through the preliminary round."
Chapter completed!