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317 Blockbuster 【Wan Update】

I heard the door of the sports equipment room being knocked and clanged. Fortunately, Mikaka and Ye Wuyou used various instruments to block the door when they were talking just now. Otherwise, they would have been in a hurry.

But even so, it won't be stopped for long.

Mikaka was thinking about the time to escape from the cicada, but she heard a "clang" sound, and the small window was kicked open.

Are the little hunters going to kill through the window?

Mikaka and Ye Wuyou stared at the window nervously, their breathing seemed to pause, and a chill was emitted. The door behind them had already been smashed by the little hunters, and many hands reached in through the hole, as if they wanted to grab them, accompanied by their roar, "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Who did I provoke whom! Mikaka shouted in his heart, he just wanted to be a quiet and beautiful boy. Now the beautiful boy is not regarded as a beautiful boy, but he is going to become someone else's meat on the plate?

There is no one else in this bad luck.

The strongest despicable boy in history, if he was just finished, could he still write this book?

Mikaka just wants to ask the author to show mercy.

It was almost like kneeling down and calling the author "Dad".

But he didn't know that hemikaka was just a character design attached to the author when he wrote about Shikiki.

To put it simply, this male duo is no different from the one who gets paid for phone bills.

But there is no way out.

A voice came from outside the window: "You two, crawl out quickly!"

"Fuck!" Mikaka was not stupid. Who knew who was ambushing outside? What if it was a vicious hunting species?

But Ye Wuyou actually brought a stool without hesitation and planned to climb out of the window.

Mikaka quickly stopped it, "Worry-free girl, aren't you afraid of fraud?"

Ye Wuyou turned around and looked at him, "Mikaka, do you have another good idea?"

"To be honest, no..."

Instead of staying in this room and waiting to die, it is better to climb out and fight.

Moreover, Ye Wuyou said: "Don't worry. The person outside is Teacher Zuo."

"Whatever teacher left and right, they are all pretending to be Hun!"

"But this is true." Ye Wuyou for some reason, she trusted Zuo Junnan very much, so she crawled out of the small window.

Seeing that she had crawled out and was safe, Mikaka didn't dare to delay it.

The door of the sports equipment room was almost smashed, and the thing used to hold the door was kicked over. If he didn't run away, he would have no chance.

Mikaka ran onto the stool and planned to get out of the small window.

Unexpectedly, he was stuck again this time.

"I'll go!" Mikaka just wanted to complain about this kind of monotonous experience. Can you, an uncreative author, arrange some new luck?

The author replied: Don’t be afraid of getting old when you make a routine, just be able to abuse you.

"Mikaka, you should climb up quickly!" Ye Wuyou shouted anxiously.

If she hadn't been afraid that intimate contact would make Mikaka unlucky, she would have gone up to pull him.

Zuo Junnan, who was standing beside her, quickly walked over.

Check out the situation.

Zuo Junnan said: "Mikaka, exhale, and close your abdomen!"

Mikaka did as it did.

His body was also pulled out a little. But at this time, Shi Zhenxian had already crawled into the hole in the door.

He ran behind Mikaka and bit his butt, like a wolf trying to eat people, holding his butt.

"Aoah!" Mikaka wailed tragically.

"Let me go! Let me go!" He kicked his feet desperately, but Shi Zhenxian just refused to let go, as if he had a special liking for Mikaka's butt.

"Se wolf! Sweet! Salt!" Mikaka scolded three forbidden words in a row.

But the other party is hunting, so he doesn't care about this kind of benevolence, righteousness and morality.

"Help!" Mikaka had no choice but to ask Zuo Junnan for help.

Zuo Junnan looked at Shi Zhenxian, took a plan and took out a pill from his pocket.

"There's just one left. You can eat it quickly."

"What is this?" Mikaka looked at the red pill in his hand, confused.

"Don't ask. You'll know after eating." Zuo Junnan was mysterious.

Mikaka always feels that there is something wrong with this medicine.

"If you don't eat it, your butt will be chewed!"

Mikaka was also nervous when she was frightened by Zuo Junnan.

No matter what medicine, I will take it first!

Mikaka swallowed the medicine. The medicine was very fast, and he suddenly felt a little noisy and wanted to fart.

How indecent it is to fart. He can't destroy his personality.

But, he really couldn't help it.

"Puff puff puff!"

Mikaka shyly, farted three times in a row. It was still very smelly.

A stench suddenly filled the air.

Oh my god, it's so smelly. Mikaka covered her nose and almost smothered herself to death.

He almost fainted from the smell, let alone the Shi Zhenxian who was holding his butt in his mouth.

That fart directly knocked Shi Zhenxian to death.

He foamed at the mouth and fainted on the ground.

"Mikaka, you are a good person who is a fart king!" Ye Wuyou expressed his deep respect to him.

"You actually don't have to praise me like that."

Mikaka was not happy at all. But fortunately, he finally escaped.

Mikaka crawled out of the small window.

At this time, the door of the sports equipment room was also knocked open.

Qin Sijie and his group of little hunters rushed over frantically, stretched out their hand from the small window, and shouted angrily: "Mikaka, don't think of running away. I'm going to eat you!"

"Want to eat me? Hehe, just eat me first!"

Mikaka has the kingly skill of farting for no reason. If you don’t use it, wouldn’t it be a waste?

He returned to the small window, turned his butt inward, then inhale, hold his breath for five seconds, and let it go!

"Puff puff puff!"

A series of stinky farts seemed to set off firecrackers, which made the people in the house foam and fell to the ground and rolled their eyes.

This is so awesome.

Mikaka pinched her nose and ran back to Zuo Junnan and Ye Wuyou.

The two of them hid from him, "Hey, don't come over, we don't want to be poisoned."

"Woooo. Even you dislike me."

"Who made you fart so bad! You fart king!"

"I don't want to do it either. It's a helpless way to save your life!"

"Anyway, stay away from us."

Mikaka is so miserable that he is so disliked that he is so disgusted by this kind of girl Ye Wuyou, with a broom star physique, and he is so embarrassed to dislike him. However, Mikaka also thinks that his fart is so smelly. This is not counting, but it has strong endurance and is a little uncontrollable.

"Puff!" He made another sound.

"Vomit!" If Ye Wuyou and Zuo Junnan were not far away, they would not have escaped the fate of being fainted by the smell.

Mikaka tried to win back his shaky and obedient character: "It's not my business, it's the medicine that Teacher Zuo gave me. By the way, teacher, what are you using this medicine?"

Zuo Junnan said: "This is a special medicine used to treat constipation. I bought it from the ghost market before. Its scientific name is [Yiming Aoyan]. If a person with constipation takes it, it can solve the problem. But if a normal person eats it, he will keep farting."

"Haha...no wonder it's a shocking sound..."
Chapter completed!
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