364 The Way To Change Back To A Man
When Mikaka returned home, she was thinking about the fairy sister who rescued him from the river.
He went into the house and looked, hum, Xiao Po hadn't come back yet.
Let's take a shower first. Wait for the little devil to come back!
It took two hours before Xiao Po returned home with his exhausted body. Since he became a child, all his actions have become slow and difficult. Of course, Xiao Po would miss his previous glorious days.
Damn Xiao Po thought resentfully: I must find a way to restore it.
He knew that sooner or later his identity would be discovered.
If we knew that the genius hunting master Qi Mu had become a child who had lost all his power, then the enemies he had formed before would probably come to us in a constant stream.
As soon as Xiao Po entered the bedroom, he saw Mikaka sitting cross-legged on the bed, with a look of a master waiting to punish his apprentice.
Mikaka hugged her arms, glanced at Xiaopo coldly, and said, "Hmph. You little devil, you lied to me so badly. You have been Edogawa Xiaopo! Then I am Kakarot! (Note: The male protagonist of Dragon Ball, Sun Wukong, is that too...)"
He clenched his fists in anger. His chest was filled with fooled anger.
Xiao Po said: "Haha. I have always advocated a peaceful solution to the problem. But if you want to use violence, I will not refuse."
“…”
Mikaka thought that she could not beat him, but... she couldn't admit defeat!
This is Mikaka's home, and he has the right to drive this little liar out of the house.
"Get out!" Mikaka finally said such a confident sentence. Her waist was straightened. She has been a human for so long, and today is his toughest day! As a human being, you must have backbone!
"Swish! Get out!" Xiao Po was not nostalgic about this broken place. He didn't bring much luggage, so he put his clothes in with a backpack, and was about to leave.
However, before leaving, he turned around and said to Mikaka, "Oh. By the way. I forgot to tell you something. I know how to turn you back into a man.
"Let's go!" Mikaka hurriedly called him, "You're not lying to me again, are you?"
Xiao Po smiled slightly, and he was always the kind of smile that was not seen through. "Do you believe it or not? Anyway, it's not me who became a woman."
"Swish! Don't think of cheating me!" Mikaka was scared by his cheating and was very worried, "I will not be fooled again."
"Hey." Xiao Po's laughter was full of disdain, "You are planning to wait for the snot of the emperor insect brought by the parallel traveler Yao Lingzi mentioned, right? If so, I can persuade you to give up. Because as far as I know, the parallel traveler will have to wait a year before coming to this world. If you don't believe it, you can call Yao Lingzi."
"Bah. I won't be fooled. Just call me, will I be afraid of you?" Mikaka took out her cell phone and called Yao Lingzi.
When Yao Lingzi came to visit, she left her mobile phone number. Mikaka saved it in her address book.
"Dudu!"
After the phone ringing two or three times, Yao Lingzi connected. She was guarding the shop in Yaoyaoling Orchestration House, sitting behind the counter, eating instant noodles.
"Sister Reiko." Mikaka asked, "Can I ask something?"
"Ask?"
"About that parallel traveler. I heard someone say that it will not travel to this world next year? Is it true or false?"
"Uh. This one seems to be true." Yao Lingzi said: "He sent me a message before, saying that something was delayed in another world. So, it seems that I really have to wait until next year to come."
"Ah!" After hanging up the phone, Mikaka was stunned.
So, he will be a woman for another year?!!
No! He wants to be a real man again!
But Xiao Po deliberately angered him, turned on his phone and played Lin Zixiang's "Men Should Be Self-reliant"!
This passionate song, with Mikaka's current state, cannot rise.
"Oh. Forgot." Xiaobo apologized in a pretentious manner, "You are more suitable to listen to Anita Mui's "Woman Flowers" now."
“…”
This little devil deserves a beating... But even if Liang Jingru gives him "Courage", he will not be so stupid as to die.
He stared at Xiao Po with a pair of questioning eyes. "You really can help me become a man?"
"It's true."
"Wait." Mikaka was used to being abused, so she looked for various bugs in a conditioned manner, "You are sure that you won't take me for sex change surgery, right! It doesn't count if you turn back into a man like this!"
"Haha. You can rest assured. The method I provide is simple, convenient, effective. No pain, no trauma, no hospitalization."
How come this little destructive statement is like some sayings about cheating hospitals?
"No. You have to swear." Mikaka still didn't believe him.
Xiao Po's smile was a little stiff. This brat is getting smarter and smarter. It's hard to cheat. But in order to continue to make Mikaka a good dog, no matter how cold Xiao Po is, he has to raise his five fingers and swear, "I swear, if I cheat Mikaka, I will become a woman like him."
"Well...this is almost the same." Mikaka was satisfied.
Xiao Po said: "so? Our agreement continues?"
"Well... Xiao Po, please sit down..."
Mikaka's backbone lasted for less than ten minutes and it became completely weak. He hurriedly patted the bed sheets and asked Xiao Po to sit down.
"Come on a basin of hot water. I want to wash my feet." Xiao Po was really greedy.
"Go to die!" Mikaka actually refused. "I really think I am a servant? I tell you, I don't want to be a dog anymore!"
"...You have changed." Xiao Po was surprised.
When did Mikaka become so backbone?
It’s really a matter of being a soldier who has been separated for three days.
Forget it. Xiao Po decided to leave some face for him. After all, Xiao Po is now in a turtle and cannot get more and more. No matter how you do, you have to have a good relationship with Mikaka.
This kid is a god-controlling god at least, and is still very useful.
"No," Mikaka suddenly remembered something again and asked, "You promised to help me become a woman. But you didn't say when!"
"In less than a month, I can make you become a woman."
"Really?!" Hearing this, Mikaka was so happy that he could escape from the sea of suffering as long as he was a woman for another month. Not to mention the pain of being a woman, only women can understand it. Not to mention the "relatives" who come once a month, Mikaka suffered no less than ten sexual harassment during this period alone.
Once, he personally caught the pervert and handed it over to the police uncle.
Humph, don’t look at him as beautiful as he thinks he is easy to bully!
"But during this period, you still have to listen to my orders." This time, Mikaka dared not refute the words Xiao Po said.
There is no way, this little pole grabbed his weakness. Mikaka lamented that he is just a puppet now, and it is better to be a dog than a human being!
"But I won't do anything illegal when killing people and setting fires." Mikaka solemnly put forward the conditions, "Also, I won't be a dog!" This is his last dignity!
"Don't worry. If you want to do illegal things, you don't have the courage to do them. As for whether you are a dog or not, it doesn't matter." Anyway, Xiao Po does not lack dogs.
"That's good." Mikaka's thoughts were still too naive.
With his wisdom, in the end, he will be played with by Xiao Po in the palm of his hand.
Chapter completed!