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288 HE~TUI!

Just as Su Mo and Xiaorouyili were having a small dispute over the photo, an alpaca leaned against Jiang Yueling along the fence.

Woooh, wooah...

Jiang Yueling became very excited, and she shouted that Su Mo and the others would come over, "Su Mo, help me take a photo!"

"Are you going to rush the alpaca? It feels dirty..."

Xia Yili and Su Mo are surprisingly consistent in this regard.

"What's dirty, this is very original, okay..."

Jiang Yueling handed Su Mo the phone, "You have to take a picture..."

"Know……"

Su Mo was photographing her awkward and cute wife Jiang Yueling, while Xia Yili and Lu Xiaorou were both standing behind Su Mo to watch.

"Are you a pig? Don't look at me, to the alpaca! Just pat my arm..."

Jiang Yueling mustered up the courage and reached out to touch the furry part of the alpaca's back. At this time, the alpaca was lowering her head and eating grass, not caring about Jiang Yueling's touch.

"Woooo, it's so soft, and it's still warm..."

"Is this my first time seeing an alpaca, classmate Jiang Yueling?"

"Nonsense...or why would I do so excited..."

Although Jiang Yueling's family is very rich, she is free from raising her and usually plays games at home. Her memory of going to the zoo is limited to elementary school students' spring outings.

Jiang Yueling was soaked and got into a fascination, and she was in the position where the alpaca's back was close to her butt.

At this moment, the alpaca suddenly shuddered, lowered its ears, and aimed its neck and head diagonally upward at Jiang Yueling.

"Oh! Does it like me very much? Do you have any fruits or something? I remember alpacas eating fruit-"

Wait, wait...

After seeing the alpaca showing a strange posture, Su Mo suddenly recalled a long time ago. He grabbed Jiang Yueling's cell phone, rushed to Jiang Yueling, and hugged Jiang Yueling and pushed away-

Almost immediately after that, the alpaca's lips opened slightly, making a "he~tui!" sound, and suddenly a high-pressure water mist visible to the naked eye was fired into the air. Xia Yili, Lu Xiaorou, and other pedestrians were frightened and fled.

"Then, what are you doing! Are you spitting? Wow, it smells so bad!"

Su Mo and his group quickly fled to a corner, and then Su Mo began to popularize what had just happened. "You can't just touch the alpaca's butt. When it senses hostility or anger, it will spit on the enemy's face..."

"This kind of thing... why didn't you say it earlier!"

Jiang Yueling smelled her clothes and showed a disgusting expression, "It's so stinking... Does it still smell like I have?"

“No, no.”

"I don't believe you're being criticized like me... Yili, come and smell it for me."

Xia Yili walked to Jiang Yueling and sniffed it, deliberately pinched her nose and said, "It doesn't smell that bad anymore. What you want to say... should be like the smell of an old sauerkraut that has been stored for a hundred years."

"Ahhhh! It's so disgusting..."

Jiang Yueling showed a very collapsed and thought-provoking expression, her eyes were empty and filled with chaotic things. The experience just now seemed to leave an indelible shadow on her.

"Don't be afraid, I have perfume in my bag, I'll take you to the bathroom to wash it..."

"I, I'll help too-"

"Well, you obviously dodged..."

"No! You have to go to the bathroom to scrub it together."

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Su Mo was forcibly pulled to the bathroom.

Jiang Yueling struggled for a long time and made her body fragrant, but she still felt a little uncomfortable.

"It's okay, you are now the little fairy of Xiangxiang, even more fragrant than the Queen of Xiangfei."

"Nobody... If it really smells so good, why don't there be butterflies flying around me?"

Xia Yili patted Jiang Yueling's mind, "Why do you have so many things? I said there is no taste, it will be no taste. It's really long-winded."

"But... it's really disgusting! You haven't been squirted again-"

"I saw it clearly just now. Su Mo rushed over without hesitation, hugged you, and used his back to block most of your saliva, okay? I was envious and it was too late. Just a useless physique like Su Mo can still play heroic saving beauty... It's already amazing, do you think so, Xiaorou?"

Xia Yili looked back and found that Lu Xiaorou was no longer visible.

"Where is Xiaorou?"

"Ah, she told me just now that she had helped Brother Su Mo wash it."

"Why are you turning your elbows outward?" Xia Yili stuck out her tongue.

"Because Su Mo was affected by the back, she went to help."

Jiang Yueling muttered embarrassingly, "Indeed, if Su Mo had not protected me at that time..."

"You must have been spitting out of your face by the cute alpaca, right?"

Xia Yili showed a very pleasant expression, "combined with undigested forage, stomach acid, saliva, ten times more intense than human saliva..."

"Ah... Stop talking! I want to vomit--dry..."

Xia Yili kept imitating the alpaca and making a "he~tui" sound to tease Jiang Yueling, and was chased and beaten by her all the way.

"Okay...it should be almost done."

Lu Xiaorou threw the wet tissue into the trash can.

"Sorry... I'll ask you to help me wipe it." Su Mo said warmly, "Is it disgusting, right?"

Lu Xiaorou shook her head, "It's okay, it doesn't taste much."

"But Brother Su Mo...how do you know the characteristics of alpacas? Did you know about them before?"

"This..." Su Mo smiled and shook his head, "Once I was playing with Yili in the zoo, and saw an alpaca spitting saliva at a person, and then he carefully learned about the popular science knowledge with her..."

"That's how..."

Lu Xiaorou smiled and said, "Is it also happening in this zoo?"

"I think about it... Well, yes, I went to see it when I was in college. I was busy with work later and I haven't been to the zoo much..."

"In other words, will the past experience happen again..."

"It's not all..." Su Mo explained, "It seems that only when you are with Yue Ling, will there be many things you have experienced with her before. Of course, it will be a little different..."

Lu Xiaorou nodded slightly, looking thoughtful, but Su Mo couldn't see what she was thinking.

After this major change, Jiang Yueling became very resistant to the animals in the zoo from the beginning. She leaned behind Su Mo to look at the animals. She only looked from afar when she confirmed that she would not walk in. The Bad Yili, whom she hated, always "he~tui" behind her, was scaring her until Su Mo had harshly repaired her.

The lazy brown bear, the tiger who can perform circus, the lively little panda, the male lions in the crystal palace, and the noisy macaques on the monkey mountain...

Su Mo accompanied the three of them to see many animals. Although he had been here in this place in his previous life, except for alpacas, the memories of other things, let alone these Yili's previous life, even Su Mo himself was already vague.

However, it would be nice to treat it as a new memory...

"I said, let's have a photo together in the end?"

“he—”
Chapter completed!
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