Chapter 1031 Oh(2/3)
Even if it was the first time to see such an exaggerated "back and forth ejection", with the memories of Mu Zixi's time, Lei Xi'er could also know that Xu Xiaoshou is a master who often does this.
That meeting in the spiritual palace is not uncommon!
"How perverted."
With a red face and a low sigh, Lei Xier turned around and left.
But the next second, she stopped, took out the photo beads, pointed at the scene of Xu Xiaoshou "happily jumping around", squatted down and hid with joy, and recorded it.
"Hehe, punch in number 1321, success!"
"Tsk, tsk, you are really perverted this time...Xu Xiaoshou, Xu Xiaoshou, when you become famous in the future, I will be the only person who has mastered all your dark history."
"At that time, after I have collected these photo beads one by one, I will ask Zhou Tiancan and Xin Gugu to come to my house to watch..."
Brush it.
After only recording less than three breaths, Lei Xier suddenly woke up, stood up in disbelief, and slapped himself hard.
What am I doing!
Lei Xi'er's face turned red.
It doesn’t matter that Xu Xiaoshou is doing such a shameful thing, but he is still recording such a shameful thing. The fact itself is even more shameful!
And Xu Xiaoshou is in this state...
Just looking at it makes me feel abnormal, how could it be recorded?
"call……"
Lei Xier breathed out a heavy breath, forced herself to calm down, and was about to leave.
But then I looked around...
It is obvious that Xu Xiaoshou cannot pay attention to outsiders, and there is no one else in the Yuanfu world.
"We are no longer like outsiders. Isn't it too much to make a small record?"
Lei Xi'er couldn't believe that without the interference of another consciousness, she would have such a ridiculous idea.
She rubbed her hot face and thought about it, the Holy Miracle Fruit became boring.
Finally, she followed her inner thoughts, squatted down, and repositioned the photo beads.
"Meow~"
Greedy God shouted curiously from one side, not knowing what he was doing.
"Do not talk!"
Lei Xi'er's delicate body trembled, she was obviously startled. She patted her chest and turned around to find a cat queen. She thought for a moment and reached out to cover Greedy God's eyes.
"Kid, don't look."
"You will be silenced."
…
"The sky is so blue..."
"Baiyun, so white..."
"The breeze is so warm..."
Under the dragon apricot, Xu Xiaoshou, who was like a dead body, lay limp in the pit, his body weakly sticking to the ground, not daring to move.
He looked at the sky and continued in this empty state for most of the day.
In fact, he absorbed all the medicinal power of the Holy Miracle Fruit in less than a quarter of an hour.
But until now, he has not been able to recover from the side effects of absorbing the Holy Miracle Fruit through the breathing method.
"After such a long time, it should be almost done, right?"
He tried to move his fingers again, and then his whole body moved. The touch of his fingertips caused his forearms to tremble, and then his body squirmed, and he once again had close contact with the ground.
"Goose goose goose..."
Xu Xiaoshou rolled his eyes and foamed at the mouth.
"Being stimulated, passive value, +1."
Two lines of pure tears flowed down, and Xu Xiaoshou cried.
"Why?"
"Why is it that in the Great God Pesticide Garden, I just swallowed one Holy Miracle Fruit and had such serious sequelae!"
"How long will it take for this to end?"
He originally thought about eating the Holy Miracle Fruit, eating dragon apricots, and eating ninety-nine dragon apricots to try the effect of the "power of the dragon ancestor".
Never thought...
A holy miracle fruit, a sure kill!
Xu Xiaoshou, who was in sage mode, could only cry quietly.
"Woooooooo..."
Snap.
A gust of fragrant wind blows from the side, and suddenly there is black in the sight, and then silver hair comes with it, and a group of black tears Xi'er bends down to look down, with a smile at the corner of her mouth: "Xu Xiaoshou, you haven't recovered yet?"
"Still... goose goose goose..."
As soon as his lips opened, Xu Xiaoshou was frothing at the mouth again. He could only helplessly say: "There will be a while..."
Lei Xier smiled.
What kind of physique is this?
Why did Xu Xiaoshou become...so cute after taking drugs?
She crossed her arms and squatted down, looking at this extremely weak face with a smile. Suddenly a cunning flash appeared in her eyes, she reached out and gently poked Xu Xiaoshou's cheek.
"Goose, Goose, Goose, Goose……"
Sure enough, Xu Xiaoshou, who was reacting to stress, let out another goose call.
Lei Xier covered her mouth and smiled, what kind of freak is this? I have never seen him so weak in a fight. How can he be so weak after knocking on a Holy Miracle Fruit?
"Being teased, passive value, +1."
"Don't make trouble..."
Xu Xiaoshou went crazy, and he had no way to resist, so he could only let others control him and resist by sending a message.
Lei Xi'er said nothing and poked Xu Xiaoshou's arm again with a smile.
"goose……"
"Being teased, passive value, +1."
Poke the belly again...
"goose……"
"Being teased, passive value, +1."
Poke again...
"Lei Xi'er, have you had enough trouble? Hurry up and eat the Holy Miracle Fruit!" Xu Xiaoshou said angrily, but he didn't even dare to move a finger.
"I've finished eating already." Lei Xi'er tilted her head and smiled, "How am I like you, how can I become like this after eating a Holy Miracle Fruit?"
"I..." Xu Xiaoshou was unable to refute, "How much have you absorbed? Is Zuo Shengdan useful?" He tried to change the subject.
"It's useful, but I can only absorb 60-70% of it. It's a waste when you think about it."
"But fortunately, Greedy God absorbed all the escaped medicinal power, but it did not produce holy power. I think that the core of the Holy Miracle Fruit should be eaten in order to produce holy power."
Lei Xi'er embodied the light white holy power, but it did not exert any pressure, and then gently poked Xu Xiaoshou's face.
fatty.
No more thorns.
It used to hurt, but now that I'm possessed by the Holy Power, I won't get hurt at all. It's really fun.
"Being teased, passive value, +1."
"Goose goose..." Xu Xiaoshou wanted to cry but had no tears.
Why?
Everyone can eat the fruit and start to adapt to the holy power, but I still have to lie here and be teased.
This isn't fair!
Breathing method, you are poisonous!
"Stop playing, can you please let me go? After eating the Holy Miracle Fruit, go eat the Dragon Apricot. It will also be very good for you." Xu Xiaoshou cried and sent the message.
To be continued...