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Chapter 33 [Sexy Riddles]

When I opened the door, I heard a burst of hilariousness inside. I looked at everyone in shock, "What are you laughing at? So happy?"

Fang Dafu still laughed and pointed at Zhu Shican, "Haha, this Thirteenth Young Master is also a pity for him to think of it."

Zhu Shican suddenly became serious and said, "This is not what I thought of, it is also a joke I heard at the dinner table. It was not what they asked me to guess when I went to Beijing to have dinner with those princes. I will just give it to you for a little joy..."

"Hahahaha, this is indeed amazing. Chinese characters are profound and profound!" Director Chen said with a smile of emotion.

"What kind of jokes make you laugh like this? Please who will say it again?" I asked after returning to my seat.

"Okay, see if Shi Lei's brain is enough..." Zhu Shican said with a smile, "There is a word, left and right structure, and it will be very comfortable to split it into one word. But when it is combined together, it will make you feel very painful. Guess what word is this?"

I thought about it and quickly confirmed that the radicals of this character would probably be related to hand, water, fire, mouth, etc. Only in this way can I feel pain or comfort. Then I quickly lived through these common radicals in my heart. When I thought of the radicals of the word "mouth", I suddenly realized.

"Thirteenth Young Master, this is indeed amazing!"

"Oh? Shi Lei guessed it?"

I nodded, "If nothing unexpected happens, I should have got the correct answer."

"Tell me, let's see..." This time it was Fang Dafu, Director Chen and Zhu Shican, and it was not surprising that Hu Zhi was looking at me with a smile, as if I had known that I would have guessed it.

"Grudge your teeth..."

As soon as I finished speaking, there was another burst of hilariousness in the room.

"Haha, Shi Lei, Shi Lei, I can't tell you that you are quite talented about this, and you think of it so quickly." Fang Dafu smiled and kept clicking at me with the chopsticks in his hand. I laughed together, although I didn't think it was so fun.

"Let's do this. Since Thirteen said a riddle about Chinese characters, I'll also say one. Let you guess!" Anyway, the atmosphere is already like this, so I followed their topic, and occasionally men need some such small jokes to adjust.

"Oh? Haha, tonight has become a yellow riddle night, Shi Lei will tell me!" Fang Dafu lit up cigarettes with interest and looked at me.

"Confucius took Zilu to travel. He passed by a remote place. Confucius felt very thirsty, so he asked Zilu to find some water. Zilu walked not far away and saw a small river, but he was suffering from the lack of water vessels. A woman was washing clothes by the river, and there was a water-filled ladle next to her. Zilu stepped forward and said, "Hello, my sister, I am Confucius' student Zilu, and I and my teacher passed by here. I felt thirsty. Can you borrow your ladle?

?’ The woman looked up and said, ‘Since you said you were a student of Confucius, you must have a good knowledge. I will test you. If you answered it, I will lend you this ladle.’ When Zilu heard it, she asked the woman to ask the question. The woman stood up, put the washboard on her head, stretched her hands flat, and asked, ‘Just this action, guess one word!’ Zilu said it was heaven, but the woman said it was wrong. Zilu had no choice but to go back the same way to ask Confucius…you can also guess what word is this?”

During the meal, everyone tilted their heads and thought, but they didn't think about it for a long time.

"The washboard on the head, stretching your hands flat, it should be the word "tian", why do you have other words?" Fang Dafu said to himself. Director Chen and Zhu Shican also frowned and couldn't think of it, but Hu Zhi smiled slightly, as if there was an answer.

"Do you know Hu Zhi?" I asked him.

The three of them asked Hu Zhi to give the answer, and Hu Zhi smiled and said, "The three probably forgot that woman has a mouth below!"

After saying this, the three of them laughed out loud, "It's true that the image is indeed, it's indeed lewd!"

I shook my head and said, "This story is not over yet. Confucius naturally guessed it, but he became a little interested in the woman, so he followed Zilu to the riverside. After seeing the woman, Confucius said, "It's impolite to come but not to go. It's the eldest sister who made a riddle, and I also asked the eldest sister to guess what the word is." After that, his hands stretched out. Guess what the word Confucius was?"

Fang Dafu did not hesitate, "Is this simple, too much?"

I smiled and shook my head, "If it is so simple, it will not be obvious that Confucius is a saint!"

This time, even Hu Zhi couldn't guess it, and they asked me to reveal the answer.

I paused a little and said, "The woman also guessed the word "Tai", but Confucius shook his head and said, 'My one is longer, so it's a word "My"!'"

The four of them were stunned and then smiled, "Haha, it's really a saint, but this seems to be a disgrace to be gentle! Haha!"

Because it was getting late that night, I simply stayed at Tianmu Lake Hotel not far away. After opening the room, I checked in each of them.

After taking a shower, I called Fangdav.

"Senior Brother Fang, if it is convenient, go to the lake to have a walk?"

Fang Dafu agreed, "If you have something to do? Then see you in the lobby downstairs."

I hung up the phone, put on my clothes, and went downstairs.

After waiting for a while, Fang Dafu got off, his hair was wet, and he looked like he had just finished taking a shower.

"Do you want to arrange something for Director Chen?" I asked when Fang Dafu walked to me.

Fang Dafu shook his head, "No, I don't know the depth here, it's not too safe. What else is there?"

I nodded and then walked out.

After I arrived at the lake, I stood still, looked at the dark lake surface, bent down and picked up a stone and threw it out hard. The sound of a stone entering the water came from afar.

"Senior Brother Fang, Shi Lei has a reluctant request."

"you say!"

"Didn't Tongda pay you a deposit of 15 million now? But due to the school district housing matter, this deposit is actually not very meaningful. If a few days later, the Television Primary School and the Education Bureau reached an agreement and the Electricity Primary School branch established a project, can you see if you can withdraw the funds and return it to me?" When I said this, I felt a little nervous, but after hesitating for a while, I still said it.

Fang Dafu was a little surprised, "Oh? Can you tell me the reason? Although this money is not very meaningful to me, there must be a suitable reason, and I will also explain it to the board of directors."

I paused, took out a cigarette from my pocket, handed it to Fang Dafu, and helped him get angry, "Or, you personally transfer a sum of money to me, and the interest matter is easy to say, of course, it must be based on your trust in me."
Chapter completed!
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