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Chapter 22 Greedy cat looking at the fish

Meng Dutou hurriedly interrupted Tofu Xishi's words: "Mom, I dare not speak nonsense. Things in Taoist temples have always been regulated by Taoism, so we can't speak nonsense."

Tofu Xishi's white and tender hands hit her forehead. She rubbed her temples and continued to frown: "Poor, those children were suddenly taken away from their parents... They eat vegetarian food and chant Buddha's name every day, and always teach others to be kind to others. How can they do such things? I also believed Miaoyu's words, thinking that if I do a ritual and give a little sesame oil, I'm so blind, I actually believed the words of the liar."

Shi Chuan happened to walk to the side of the road. His eyes were not as shy as scholars. He hid secretly. The fiery gaze fell directly on Tofu Xishi's plump chest, causing Tofu Xishi to cover his chest unconsciously... This action caused a sound of swallowing saliva, but the perpetrator was very calm, as if he had been used to it so indecently. He interrupted naturally: "That's right - fooling, they shouted 'be kind to others', which is what they ask others for, and they never want to do it. As for doing rituals, they can eliminate disasters... Haha, if you don't pay, can Taoist nuns pray for you? It's all a trick of cheating, it's not new."

Meng Dutou quickly pulled the topic: "Haha, Li Sanniang, this is a fool, don't care about his words... I've told you a long time ago, you believe me, what's the point of harming my husband or not? It's just a coincidence. Others are afraid of me, but I'm not afraid. Let me tell you that after this case, I will be an official too."

Speaking of this, Meng Dutou suddenly remembered something: "Li Sanniang, I remember that your yard cannot be rented out recently. Are you still planning to rent it?"

Tofu Xishi slanted Mengdu's head and said, "You, you have that thief heart and don't have that thief courage. I really dare to marry you. Do you dare to marry me?"

After a while, Tofu Xishi smiled and said, "Du Too Mu is planning to take care of my business? To be honest, I hate that my yard is not as large as it is, and I rent it to officials and tea merchants. The yard feels smaller; but if I want to rent it to ordinary people, the yard seems too large, so it is really difficult to find a good tenant. Du Too Mu Mu asked, but he wants to move to me next door, aren't you afraid that I will climb over your wall in the middle of the night?"

Meng Dutou and Tofu Xishi stood on the roadside without any scruples and discussed their personal relationship. It seemed that the people of Haizhou City had long been accustomed to the affection between this pair of dogs and women. A male pilgrim on the roadside laughed and joked: "Dou Tofu Xishi really wants to knock on your door, do you dare to open the door?"

In fact, Tofu Xishi and Mengdutou seem to be both verbally. When others teased, they became embarrassed. Mengdutou quickly changed the topic and said with a silly smile: "It's not that I rent your yard, but the government rents it - these rescued girls always have to find a place to stay, so that they can wait for time to contact their parents. It's not suitable to live in the temple courtyard, and it's even worse to live in the official office. I think, your yard is not big or small, and it's just right for them to live in the idle."

Tofu Xishi raised her handkerchief on the donkey and giggled, causing waves in her chest: "Oh, the government paid for it, it can't be cheap for you, everyone, based on our relationship, I'll raise the rent a little bit and make food, so I'll do my best for those abducted girls. Don't make things difficult for me."

The yamen runner next to him said, "Based on your relationship - Li Sanniang, what does it have to do with Dutou?"

Li Sanniang chuckled: "I have the door open to him every night, and he doesn't dare to pass by me."

A yamen runner smiled and joked: "Li Sanniang, your dog is so fierce. When did you stew the dog and replenish it for me to replenish your body? I'll touch your bed that night."

Li Sanniang was very decisive: "Then we have decided to stay at the door tonight and I will prepare a dowry tomorrow, okay?"

Meng Dutou hurriedly smiled and interrupted: "Don't argue... Li Sanniang, you must dare to open the door now. Someone dares to come to the door without hesitation. Look, there are nineteen girls abducted, and this big silly man. This man was knocked on by abductee and was also given a sweating pill for a month. His mind was already confused and he was not afraid of the worldly ways.

This fool has forgotten his original name and his hometown parents. After the case is closed, the government will probably be responsible for resettlement and support. Look, this fool is big and strong. He doesn't believe in gods and Buddhas and evil things, and never fears being a husband. He is a good man. And he has forgotten the past. A piece of paper is easy to train. Whoever treats him well will smile at him. What a good person... Li Sanniang, you hook him up. This guy is your eighth marriage - look, what a strong muscle!"

Tofu Xishi cursed: "Bah, it's all my head. You said this. It seems that you don't plan to marry me anymore. You have no conscience. You used to be sweet and afraid that you would blame me. Now you have been promoted. All the vows in the past don't count... Oh, is the fool you are talking about? What a majestic man... Well, you are stupid. You don't have to serve your parents-in-law and sister-in-law after marrying. You are such a good man."

Tofu Xishi looked at Shi Chuan, and the look of a greedy cat looking at the fish.

Shizhan's legs were ridiculously hanging on both sides of the mule. The mule under his crotch was also quite majestic. It was originally carefully selected by bandits and prepared to carry luggage so that they could escape from the place overnight. But this level of majesty was nothing compared to Shizhan's size. He was much taller than the mule, so his legs had to hang on the side of the mule, and his feet were almost on the ground.

This mule is used to carry luggage, but it has never carried such a heavy "baggage". For this reason, the mule's face turned red, his nose was frequently sprayed with white air, his steps were a little floating like a drunk man, and his hooves were everywhere, and he couldn't walk in a straight line. Looking at the mule's trembling and difficult difficulties, Tofu Xishi felt heartbroken.

It was also awkward to wear it when riding on a mule. Every move had to be very careful, fearing that the mule would be exhausted, so that it would be changed to a mule riding him... As his greatest wealth at the moment, he had already planned to carry the mule away if he was exhausted, at least it would be a meal of meat to carry it home.

Tofu Xishi couldn't hold it in and burst into laughter: "Damn it... Dalang, you are no longer in the ground, and you are leading the mule away. This is a six-year-old mule, with a soft waist and can't carry such heavy objects as you."

If the word Dalang is not calculated from the ranking, it is a kind of honorific title, equivalent to the modern "boss".

Hearing this greeting, Shi Chuan jumped off the mule like a relief. After breathing a long sigh, he sighed: "Okay, I'm sitting on the mule, my heart is more tired than the mule. Now, the mule is relieved."

After sighing, Shi Tong tilted his head and looked at the other person's white and tender neck... The so-called classical beauty is that Chang'e-like eyebrows in modern New Year paintings. The typical feature is that the neck is slender... The young woman's neck is really white, the collarbone... the gullies under the collarbone... so beautiful! It is rare among the Song people.

Looking at someone, looking at the other person is polite, and looking at the other person a little lower is a hooligan.

Tofu Xishi crossed her watery eyes, smiled and turned around and said, "Du Tou, you are right, this person is so stupid."
Chapter completed!
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