Chapter 402 The butt determines IQ

Chapter 402 The butt determines IQ

Tong Guan shrugged his shoulders, pointed to his body, and continued, "This crane buckle is a product from his family. It is rumored that after he sent his son to Beijing, he turned around and started a route between Haizhou and Beijing. Now the Huang family is responsible for selling goods for him in Beijing. The crane buckle on our house is given by Huang Yu, the eldest son of the Huang family in Haizhou and the chief of the Zhending Mansion. It is really light and convenient to wear on it."

In the face of the enemy, Tong Guan was nagging and showing off his crane flap - what it depends on what people said about this. If you stand on Tong Guan's stand, you should probably say: Tong Guan is calm and calm, unsuspecting in dealing with things, and use idleness to relieve everyone's tension, which is extremely glorious. But if you stand on the side of opposing Tong Guan, you should probably say: Tong Guan, the big enemy, is not doing his job properly, and does not arrange things to face the enemy, but instead shows off his wealth...

In short, the performance of everyone in the military tent is: the butt determines the position, and the position determines the judgment... This means that the IQ is determined by the butt.

The military general from Shanxi, Shaanxi, and of course, sat on Tong Guan's side and immediately cheered him up happily and asked about the details of the Haizhou crane flask - that is, the "skin down jacket". The crane flask is soft like silk, and it needs to be regularly applied with a layer of liquid wax to maintain the leather surface. Then the leather surface will be more mercerized and smooth.

In ancient China, the most common use of leather was to make armor, while tanned leather required the use of nitrate. In ancient China, it was difficult to distinguish the difference between several types of nitrate. In addition, for leather armor, the harder the leather surface, the better the protective effect. Therefore, ancient China took the path of hard leather, and merchants compared each other with "whose leather is harder as hard as iron". Softening leather - most merchants neither thought of it, nor did they have the need to do so.

The leather processing industry in Cuizhuang, Haizhou, mastered this secret and went the other way, tanning the leather as soft as silk, which made Haizhou leather processing industry a leader in the country.

Under the soft and smooth leather fabric as soft as silk, a layer of light and soft white duck down is lined with an ancient noun - "Crane Balloon" to name this thing. It is both light and soft and luxurious to wear... Of course, its price is also outrageous. Just such a crane Balloon is worth hundreds of stagnant, that is, tens of thousands of coins. These money are exchanged for equal copper coins and weighs more than one ton.

The generals present heard the value of the crane flask, and most of them were amazed in unison. Even Tan Zhen yelled in a fun way that he would have to wait for Shipeng to arrive, and he would also have a crane flask to keep warm... The position in the tent was inconsistent with Tong Guan and Tan Zhen, and the local officials led by Liu Zhen could not help but curl their lips when they saw that everyone was reluctant to go to the embankment. In the end, he could not bear it anymore, and Liu Zhen sternly called the soldiers to lead the way and walked towards the embankment first.

Liu Zhen also did not have crane cloaks to protect the cold - cotton had not been officially introduced to China at this time, and the only equipment for warmth in winter was fur. He walked anxiously, and officials at all levels underground waited for a while. After the servants brought heavy furs to the adults, they followed Tong Guan to the river embankment... In fact, Tong Guan's casual fur is not just a wealthy man, he was sympathetic to the officers - it took time for the servants to take their clothes to pass through. This time was just enough to chat.

Liu Zhen's sudden turn against each other made the officers consciously adjust their position to the opposite of civil servants while sighing at Tong Guan's kindness...

Walking up the river embankment, at this time, the fishing fires on the river surface were already visible to the naked eye. I saw that there were red lanterns hanging on the ships coming downstream, on both sides of the ship's side, and on the masts. The shape of these lights was roughly outlined in the future. It seemed that two ships in the fleet were particularly large in size, and there were a few slightly larger ones left - but corresponding to the giant ships of the Fang La Navy, these ships were just ordinary.

In the gaps between these ships, there were some slightly smaller ships, all of which were sloops, with flexible figures and lightweight advances and retreats. The fleet was also thrust upstream with a huge sound of water. Sometimes, several large warships spewed out a ball of fire from time to time, followed by a huge roar.

Now there is only this fleet on the river. They walked along the way, like an arrogant tiger, howling from time to time. Without dodging, they rushed towards the Fangla Water Army camp on the other side without dodging.

Tong Guan shrugged the crane cloak on his shoulders and commented in the tone of an old corps: "This should be the Haizhou Batou Navy warship. I heard that their warships are slender and flexible in the rudder... Woo, judging from the number, they just suffered little losses in the battle."

Hiss—The sound of air conditioning pumping sounded on the embankment.

Only one thousand people fought with more than a thousand warships for half a day. Not only was they not defeated by the huge enemy, but they didn't seem to suffer much loss. After surprisingly defeating the huge opponent, they also bit back and chased them up - such a fierce personality. The generals present were not only unheard of, but they were simply unimaginable.

Liu Zhen is a civil servant, and he always likes to show off his knowledge. He squinted his eyes and looked at the coming ships on the river. He saw that these warships were sailing very quickly. Under the lights, the outlines of the warships became clearer and clearer... Liu Zhen shook his head disapprovingly and commented: "The art of war is: unexpectedly, take advantage of the situation. The Haizhou soldiers light up the lights like this and make a roar, which is even more excessive than beating gongs and drums. Isn't it a reminder for others to be alerted to be alert?"

A general of the Jiangning Prefecture naval army next to him whispered: "Sir, the river is dark, and fishing boats generally do not walk at night. When walking at night, they are most afraid of collisions... The Haizhou soldiers light up the lights to make people pay attention to the existence of the hull, and also to prevent collisions."

The Grand Marshal Tan Zhen was unwilling to be a foil for Tong Guan, and also pretended to be an expert and added: "As for making a huge sound, it was probably to notify the rest of the fishing boats on the river to avoid them in order to avoid collisions with each other."

The navy general immediately bowed: "Sir wise... Huh? Our warships never dare to travel at night. If we use the Haizhou soldiers method, our ships can probably travel day and night... Well, no wonder the Tongzhou patrol naval army... As long as we can use it at night and travel day and night, the ship's speed can be doubled, and it can carry more cargo, and in a shorter time..."

Liu Zhen glared at the navy general with dissatisfaction and retorted unwillingly: "The generals of Haizhou were also born by their parents. If anyone has lost their losses, their parents will feel sorry for him. Since Shi Changqing knows that the night flight is dangerous, will he not wait until tomorrow? If he attacks Fang La Water Village like this, would he not be afraid that the enemy will be prepared and that the soldiers will suffer too much casualties?"

This scholar and layman is even more layman than me, Tong Guan. Tong Guan curled his lips and gently stabbed Liu Zhen: "County Liu, does the Fang La navy still have the strength to resist now?"

Tong Guan's general, Wuzhou Observer, and the commander of the infantry, added fuel to the fire. He slapped loudly with boxing and high-high: "It should be like this - both sides fought from noon to night. After the Haizhou soldiers won, they fought against the trend, which was in line with the essence of the military strategy of "taking advantage of victory and pursuing". Fang La's naval army was exhausted after a long battle. Now they were like frightened birds, how could they organize decent resistance?"

Liu Zhen smacked his lips and said, "Fang La's army was tired of fighting for a long time. Isn't the Haizhou army tired of fighting for a long time?"

After saying this, most generals could not help but blurt out: "This group of Haizhou soldiers is really tough. Both families have been fighting for the whole afternoon and are still unwilling to Ontario... Such a resilient team is unheard of."

A little leaned over, a general appeared and talked: "I heard that when Haizhou Lord Bo Shi Changqing was originally a general, he had a nickname called Pilihuo. He was a person who never suffered losses. If someone provoked him, he would not defeat the other party and would not be willing to die... Leader Song, is this the case?"

Song Jiang bowed forward and tried hard to attribute the glory achieved by this team to the general's characteristics. His tone reminded in a soft tone: "The cherry blossom poem written by Shi Changqing has the words "The beautiful woman turns into a snowy hero, don't bring a knife when you look at the cherry blossoms." It is very heroic... Now, the commander of the Batou Navy Army in Haizhou is Yizhangqing. Yizhangqing has always been pleased with revenge."

The word "happy with revenge" is more positive, but China has a rich vocabulary and the same meaning has multiple expressions depending on its position.

What Song Jiang just emphasized was Shi Chuan's identity as a civil servant. Once the identity was clear, the position issues came immediately. The military officers couldn't help but frown, feeling that Shi Changqing was so "happy with revenge"... Oh, it's: he was cautious, was easy to hold grudges, and he would definitely avenge his grudges. I'm afraid it would be difficult to live under his command.

Liu Zhen smiled with his hands behind his back and interrupted, "Captain Song probably wanted to say: Yizhangqing's nickname refers to a poisonous snake. Zhang Heng is like a poisonous snake. He is more cautious and loves to hold grudges. He likes to take revenge... I heard that Shi Changqing, Haizhou, is also a firecracker, and hates others to attack him the most. I also heard that now in the entire Haizhou, no one dares to block his whereabouts when he walks in front of him. Even the famous minister, Lord Zhang Shuye, said all the good things, and asked Shi Changqing to agree to send troops to help the battle."

Liu Zhen means: Okay, don't talk about it. The characteristics of this army were not established by your brother Zhang Heng. He comes from Shi Changqing, who is also cautious. As for Zhang Heng and Shi Changqing, it is at most "like smell" - this word has another expression, called "intimate, inseparable, in a coherent manner, and a feather"; or "like-minded, loyal and loyal" and so on.

Liu Zhen said what everyone thought, and he deliberately did not use Song Jiang's official title to call the other party, and used the word "leader" to remind everyone present: Although this guy surrendered, he still regarded himself as the leader of Liangshan everywhere, so you should be careful about him.

However, Liu Zhen still successfully assigned Shi Chuan to the civil servant camp - it is rare that this sarcastic person is willing to speak good things for an official he has never known, but why does he say good things? Isn’t it just that civil servants and civil servants are “in union”?

As military officers, most of them do not want civil servants to do this and always point fingers at them. Liu Zhen nagged like this, although every word they said was what everyone thought, it made most military officers feel uncomfortable and their faces were very depressed.

Tong Guan pointed to the lights on the river and spoke to Liu Zhen, "Mr. Liu, I am interested in splitting the troops. I will lead the army by myself, with Jingyuan Road, Qinfeng Road, Fuyan Road, Muzhou, Shezhou Tuanlian and Township troops as the main force, and push the river flatly across the river. Lord Liu led the local Tuanlian, Haizhou troops, Jinxi Fans, and Wuzhou united troops to attack sideways. You and I will join Muzhou and Shezhou - this Haizhou troops will be your subordinates in the future, so you must watch it carefully."

A civil servant is already annoying enough. Another civil servant, and he is a small-minded and vindictive civil servant. Oh my God, this will make the generals live... Just let you two civil servants get together to be in charge of the troops. In addition to your own army, you will be given the foreign soldiers, your own confidants, Wuzhou Observer, and the commander of the infantry... Is this finally a plague god?

The foreign soldiers are not well-educated, so naturally they are not afraid of you two civil servants nagging together; Wang Bing is his own confidant, intervening between the two civil servants, and often provoking disagreements. If necessary, it is also a kind of restraint on civil servants.

As soon as Tong Guan said this, Liu Zhen's eyes at the river were completely different - his position changed, and that kindness was really extraordinary.

At this time, the Haizhou Batou Navy had arranged a stacked wave formation under the command of two largest fast sailing ships, each with ten warships, centered with a large marble, and small loach boats were located on both sides. The two sides were separated by a large distance...

After this formation was arranged, a military horn sounded in the night sky, and the stars of the horns were used to communicate with each other... Later, two giant boats took the lead and rushed towards Fang La Jun Water Village.

Liu Zhen nodded and praised, "We must be brave enough to take the lead in every battle, and he is indeed a powerful general."

He praised it for the time to wear it, not Zhang Heng.

The Fang La navy had very few counterattacks, only a few stone-throwing cannons, throwing out a few clueless cannons. The cannon stone fell to the middle of the river, and the giant boat that the Haizhou army rushed over had no intention of dodging at all. They continued to sail in a large manner. When the warship reached a certain position, a sailor on the fast sailboat threw down a few light balls from the ship.

Strangely, after the light ball fell into the river, it still burned on the water surface... Liu Zhen hurriedly called the navy general and asked: "What is this? Our ship rushed over, why didn't we hit the enemy, but instead threw fireballs into the river first?"

The navy general pondered and had not answered yet. At this time, the warship that Haizhou soldiers attacked first had already begun to turn the rudder and quickly crossed the hull...

Liu Zhen rushed to ask, the third general on Helanhuang Road, Quan Zhigong, the subordinates of Wang Yuan, the Ningyuan Village (Zhizhai) of Gongzhou, prepared to general (Lian General) Han Shizhong, and stepped forward and crossed his hands to explain: "About the Navy Army is setting up a shooting line."

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard the warships of Haizhou soldiers spewing out flames. Even under the night sky, you can see the huge white smoke mixed with the flames. After this roar, the door of hell opened, and in the quiet night, a huge roar continued to resound...

Sure enough, after the two giant ships completed the rudder, they drove to both sides, one left and one right after the light buoy, and at the same time began continuous artillery bombardment.

The flames not only emerged from the warships of the Haizhou soldiers, but also the flames appeared in the Fang La army's water village from time to time. Later, in addition to the rumbling cannons, the crying and screaming of Fang La water army, and the crackling sound of the fire licking wood from the fire - the most effective defense method in ancient times was nothing more than setting fire to burn the attackers' siege equipment. This was especially true in water battles, so many fire-induced objects were arranged on the walls of the water village. The scorching shells fell on the walls of the village, and the pieces flew everywhere; when they fell on the fire-induced objects, the fire was shining.

A little leaned, the artillery bombardment of two fast sailboats of Haizhou soldiers had ended, and the sound of the cannons stopped. Then, the first attack wave of the PaoTou Navy was passing by the light buoy. Without the roar of artillery, although the other noises were still deafening, everyone suddenly felt their ears clear. Only the Jiangning naval general echoed Han Shizhong: "Yes, yes, yes, it's a shooting line. The river surface was in chaos, and it was difficult to identify the location. Scrolling this light buoy was to tell the ship behind: you can shoot after passing this buoy."

As if to verify the words of the navy general, the first stack of waves of Haizhou warships rushed through the light buoy and immediately began to turn the rudder. Then, most ships would rush forward for a distance along inertia. After the hull came across, the gunship would blew fire from the bow to the stern, while the small ships would blew fire at the bow and stern each. Once the artillery was completed, the ship would drive horizontally to both sides for a while, and then turn around again and move behind the ship array.

Everyone is a military general, and they are all well-off. The purpose of Haizhou soldiers moving horizontally from the water camp is known to everyone - it is to circumnate behind the formation and return from behind the formation to avoid chasing the attack formation.

At this time, the river was dark, and the bright lights on the Haizhou military ships formed a very strange picture: the first round of ships that had been shot, formed a fire dragon swimming horizontally to both sides; the second stack of waves attacked the fire dragon, pushed up in a horizontal line in a horizontal line - the continuous lights made a huge T-shaped character on the river surface, with a thicker end of the T-shaped character and a long horizontal line on the head.

This is not a battle, it seems to be a group gymnastics performance of "Lantern Parade". Rounds of lights are like rows of waves eroding Fang La Water Army camps. When they rushed to the front, they turned into starry dragons, swimming to both sides of the queue, re-arranged into a row of long lights, turning into the fourth and fifth stack of waves... When the third wave rushed over, the formation of the entire fleet of Haizhou soldiers had completely unfolded. At this time, the light pattern formed by their warships was like a complete Tai Chi diagram formed by two semicircles, and the edge of the entire pattern was flowing, endless and endless.

At this time, there was already a fire in Fangla Water Village, including both the fire caused by artillery fire and the fire that Fangla's army pushed down in panic...

Fang La created a family world, and the commander of the navy was a member of the Fang clan, but this clan member did not even have a specific name. Because he died too quickly, both the official history and the current era, court officials were too lazy to investigate what this incompetent person was called. Folk legends added him the official position of "Si Xing" based on the position of "Fang Xian Nephew". Then, according to Chinese tradition, he was called "Si Xing Fang".

"Si Xing" is an official title from the Spring and Autumn Period. When the owner travels, he is in charge of placing cars, horses, boats and boats - equivalent to the current "office director". Therefore, the word "Si Xing Fang" means: Office director Fang. In "Water Margin", the leader of Fang La's naval army, "Si Xing Fang", was the general Fang La who killed Tiger and Thunder Heng. But in fact, Tiger and Thunder Heng was not a general in Liangshan. He was just a leader of a gang of trafficking women. He was killed by Shi Chuan, who is now killing Si Xing Fang a few years ago...
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