"Middle-lane, if you don't give it, give it away!"

Once this opening remark is released, it is like a little Japanese pirates messing with the Diaoyu Islands, and even the harmonious Celestial Empire can't be harmonious anymore.

"Damn, dare not cheat? I'm going to have three tricks today, and I've encountered two tricks. No, including this one, three tricks." The player named [Fangzi] is really unrestrained, and he just goes out with three in and two out for a day.

"If you don't accept it, just retreat forcibly. Who wants to join you with your group of pits?" Unexpectedly, the counterattack in three or two is even sharper in one day. He even asked his teammates to retreat forcibly and opened a map cannon like "You Group of Pits".

Hearing this, he was calm and calm [Ji Leluo] couldn't help it on the spot and said angrily: "How do you say it? It's okay if you choose it in seconds, but you still yell to give it away if you don't give it. Just someone like you who has the word "scam" written on your face, can you blame others for cheating?"

"Say less, everyone says less, harmony brings wealth, harmony brings wealth." The person named [Zhao Dezhu] was a thirty-year-old player. This thirty-year-old has a good temper. He is obviously much more mature than the group of naughty kids in their twenties. He smiled with a kind face and persuaded him, "We have great masters in our team, and you can win if you fight hard."

It’s a pity that the expectant uncle underestimated the temper of these naughty children. Just like the legendary one, "the bigger the pit, the bigger the temper." He only heard three in and two out of the day and said angrily: "The great god has a good use. In the last game, I even matched the professional player as his teammates, so why don’t he kneel down?"

"Damn it, you can kneel down even if you match professional players. You can imagine how tricky your grandson is!" Fang Zai was happy when he heard this, and immediately mocked the three-in-two-out one day.

"No more nonsense, do I believe it or not and I will give you ten heads at the beginning?" Nuclear weapons were displayed one day.

"Give it, if you have the guts, you can give it to me. I will record the video to make you watch by people on earth!"

During the preparation time when we should have discussed tactical selection, something too disharmonious happened. Three passionate young men were quarreling, [Three in and two out] one person fought alone [Fan Zi] and [Ji Le Luo] without any disadvantage.

During the process of squirting, the two sides not only started various national curses, but also occasionally trembled a few swear words such as "Mother, fucker" or "Fuck, vour'Mama"...

The whole process was only Ku Ge Fat. First of all, when he encountered such a pit, it was useless to say anything. Moreover, when talking to such pit, he had to pull his IQ to the other party's level. Kunshen would feel that his IQ was not enough. The most important thing is that when he saw the ID of [Three in and Two out, one day], Kunshen always felt that this ID was very familiar. It seemed that he had seen this person on the forum seven or eight years ago, but it was too long and he couldn't remember it.

The atmosphere in the team is not just about tension, but it is completely in line with the legendary "three elements that must kneel" of the Lunar Newcomer Bureau.

The three elements that must be knelt are: one, there are cheats in the team, two, there are people in the team to choose instantly, three, internal strife before the fight starts...

Looking at the history of the century-old game, as long as the above three situations occur in a certain camp, the probability of losing the game is as high as 99.9%. Although it is still a little bit short of 1OOor6, it is not an exaggeration to call it "must kneel".

The most ridiculous thing is that no one wants to force his retreat until the end of the quarrel.

If someone is willing to retreat forcibly, he can sacrifice himself and be happy with the rest of his teammates. Because after someone is forced to retreat, the player will return to the queue list, then queue again and match again. Unfortunately, everyone has no spirit of sacrifice. People like Ku Ge Pang who achieves 10 consecutive victories are even more likely to retreat forcibly.

In the end, after the system countdown, the five people were unwilling to join together.

This time, Ku Ge Fat was randomly matched to the Donghua Mountain camp again. The lineup is as follows: Hu Yidao (Sky Sky Woman), Jin Shiyi (Jiu Le Luo), Kong Ci (Fang Zai), Iron Zhan (Zhao Dezhu), (Tianshan Tonglao) Three in and two out for one day...

The lineup of Xihua Mountain opposite is as follows: Zhang Wuji (Liu Er), Tian Boguang (Dream Boiling Spring and Autumn), Li Dazui (My Chicken is eight years old), Jin Shiyi (mac007), Six-fingered Piano Demon (BGod).

Both sides have a relatively regular 112+1 jungle lineup. On the Donghuashan side, Ku Ge Fat manipulated Hu Yidao to play jungle, Zhao Dezhu played iron battle top laner, Tianshan Tonglao mid laner, and Fangzai and Ji Leluo had a one-day matchup, and after they had a one-day matchup, they actually developed class friendship and became a pair of good friends, so they both messed up the bottom lane.

At the beginning, three in and two out, there was no trace of pitfalls in one day, but instead seemed very professional. This made people think that this guy was probably cheated out of shadows, so he developed this kind of revenge social routine of "giving it if you don't give it"

This situation lasted until about 2 minutes and 10 seconds of the game. When the jungler Hu Yidao, who was controlled by Ku Ge, just got the red BUFF with the help of a pair of good friends in the bottom lane, a tragedy had already happened in the middle lane.

"One blood is coming! The knight Zhang Wuji controlled by the player Xihuashan [Liuer] successfully killed the player Donghuashan [Three in and two out for one day], and bravely seized the first blood..."

Hearing this prompt sound, the two gay friends in the bottom lane were immediately unable to calm down.

"It's really a trick, a damn thing, I'll give you one blood in just two minutes!" Fang Zai cursed.

"Forget it, if you have too many arguments with the pit, you will become a pit. Let's wait for the great master to support him." Ji Leluo, as an ADC, was much calmer than before, because when he was playing the BUFF, he had seen the extremely fat and coquettish operation of Cool Brother in those ten seconds. This made Ji Leluo, who had a good vision, feel that if he played well in this game, he might be able to make a gorgeous counterattack of 4-5.

The cool guy is more calm than Ji Leluo. He just witnessed how he died in one day after three or two. The naughty boy ran directly to the middle to fight Zhang Wuji on the opposite side. What's more, Zhang Wuji on the opposite side was very shameless and actually developed the old routine of "pretending to be disconnected". He stood there and let the Tianshan Tonglao attack. When he was half-blooded, he seemed to have suddenly "connected" and turned around and ran under the tower.

Meeting this kind of anti-health opponent means that the first blood will be obtained. If you go in and out in one day, you will not give up and chase it to the bottom of the tower. As a result, Li Dazui suddenly appeared in the grass of the river. Under the attack of the rupture skill, the boy in the sky was caught in the sky, and then he was attacked by two evil men, six soldiers, and the arrow tower, and he was sent out one blood...

"Wow, Fishhook Emperor, it's as passionate as the legendary one. Thank you!" Zhang Wuji on the opposite side was still good at taking the advantage. After taking the blood, he spoke on the public screen, ruthlessly mocking the three-in-and-two-out for one day.

"Yuh Hook Emperor? Why does it sound so familiar?" Ji Leluo from Donghua Mountain was stunned for a moment.

"Damn it, it's him!" Fang Zai, who was already in the third and second, couldn't get through for a day, was completely crazy and shouted: "I just said that the ID of this guy sounds so familiar. It turns out that he is the [Fishh Hook Emperor] who is as famous as [Japanese Dog Youth - Great Xing Emperor]!"

"Oh, I remembered it, it was the fish hook emperor who passed by the sun?" Ji Leluo suddenly realized.

"By the way, do you think he is the real person? It's not the ID that Passerby A snatched, right?"

"Look at the urinary nature, it should be the deity."

"I think so. I heard that the Fishhook Emperor "has hated the heavens, the earth and the self" throughout his life, and he took the routine of revenge on society! Just like his bird like he gave me if he didn't give me, wasn't it enough to revenge on society?"

Speaking of this, not only did the second gay friend in the bottom lane remember, but also the fat guy Ku and Zhao Dezhu also remembered who the fish hook emperor was. The foresight uncle Zhao Dezhu couldn't help but look at the three-in-and-two-out that had just been resurrected was a day, and a very strange smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

Before telling the story of Fishhook Emperor, we must first tell a sad love story: Once upon a time, a flying bird fell in love with a swimming fish when flying across the sea. One was in the sky and the other was in the water. The flying bird and the swimming fish looked at each other for only three seconds, and then fell in love with each other deeply. Because there was nowhere to land, the flying bird had to fly away and bid farewell to the swimming fish. On the day, the flying bird came to the old place again and saw the swimming fish again. Unfortunately, the swimming fish could no longer think of who the flying bird was. Because the longest memory of the fish was only seven seconds... However, the flying bird did not know the truth. It believed that the swimming fish betrayed itself, so it took a stone every day to fill the sea, trying to fill the sea so that the unfaithful swimming fish would die without a burial place...

This is the love story between flying birds and swimming fish, and it is also the bitter version of "Jingwei Filling the Sea".

The above story basically has nothing to do with the main content to be said below.

Eight years ago, three-in and two-out were still a freshman with ideals and ambitions. That year, he was eighteen, but unfortunately he didn't meet the "she is eighteen." However, three-in and two-out were never given up. After all, he was an ideal and ambition young man. When his roommates watched movies and masturbate, he decided to do something more meaningful than masturbate!

I made up my mind and bought a big carp weighing five kilograms in one day.

That year, the young Japanese dog Emperor Xing was so popular that he was very envious of the three-in-one and two-out one day, so he was ready to prove to the whole world that Japanese dogs are nothing, and a real man must live a fishing day!!!

The situation at that time was like this:

Three in and two out of the day hid in the bathroom, put the big carp in a bucket, then took off his clothes and moved a stool naked and sat next to the bucket. Then he held the fish gills and took off the carp from the water. At this time, the carp opened his mouth sadly and gasped. Taking this opportunity, three in and two out of the day immediately stuffed his little brother who had not yet become hard into the fish's mouth...

As we all know, the fish's mouth is very flexible, similar to the mysterious place of women, especially carp, which has a relatively large mouth, and little brothers of different models can use it with confidence... Three in and two out, one day, one day, stuff the little brother into the fish's mouth, so that the fish's mouth can be pressed against the little brother's root. At this time, the big carp will treat his little chicken base as a caterpillar and instinctively swallow. However, as the little brother's rapid erection, the little brother will be completely stuck in the fish's mouth and will be inserted directly into the fish's belly. The carp will keep swallowing and vomiting and struggle all over the body.

Theoretically, during this process, the carp could never break free from the little human brother stuck in his throat. It was not until he was sprayed in one day, and he was soft and could only pull out the words...

Why is this happening?

The principle is very simple. According to scientists' research, the fish's memory is only about 37 seconds. This is why many fish are hooked by the angler one minute ago and then hooked again after one minute... Due to this extremely short memory, the fish will swallow when they see many things suspected of food. So when the three-in and two-out is the base of the chicken on a day, the psychological activities of the carp are as follows: "Hey, what is this? Swallow it in and eat it... numb! It's really unpalatable, spit it out quickly... huh, what's this thing swallow it and see... your sister! It's really unpalatable, spit it out quickly..."

In a short 7-second memory, the carp will repeat the output cycle of "sucking in, spitting out".

In such an output loop, three in and two out is a day of great pleasure. He believes that he has left the category of a loser, and Xianquan can be called a pioneer with pursuit and taste.

Unfortunately, this refreshing process lasted only seven or eight seconds before something went wrong.

Friends who have fished know that any fish that is more than two or three pounds has the strength to easily break the hook or break the fishing line. It happened that the big carp I bought in three or two was the same day. When it was still in the lake, it broke the fishing line several times... Once, after it broke the fishing line, a big hook stuck in the depths of its throat and never pulled it out.

On that day of that month, three in and two out, one day, when I was so happy, I tried my best to thrust my little brother deep into the fish's mouth, and just happened to hit the fish hook, so...

A shrill scream cut through the night sky.

It was Sunday that day, and he took advantage of the rest of his roommates going out to play. He dared to hide in one day and do such a shocking act of fishing. It was precisely because his roommates went out that when the tragedy happened, he was so painful that he kept rolling in the bathroom, and blood invaded his entire lower body...

Fortunately, the screams attracted the classmates in the dormitory next door. Someone broke out and called 120 for first aid.

Sadly, the more painful it hurts a day, the more excited it is, the younger brother is always embedded in the fish's mouth. In addition, the "little turtle's head" on his lower body has been hooked tightly, and even if it is soft, it cannot be taken out.

What's even more tragic is that while waiting for the 120 ambulance to arrive, many boys in the dormitory building were idle and took out their mobile phones to record the miserable appearance of three in and two out for a day. Some boys had no sympathy and secretly uploaded the video to the Internet...

Since that day, three in and two out were popular on the Internet in one day.

Overnight, his name spread throughout the Internet world, and his popularity once overshadowed the Japanese-dog youth.
Chapter completed!