【139】Beautiful Words
"Xiaoxiao, you smiled so strangely, have you figured it out?" The gossip girl Ning Jia was still immersed in three questions. When she saw Xiaoxiao showing a coquettish expression, she immediately asked curiously.
Xiao Xiao smiled and said, "I guessed it."
"What does it mean, let me tell you?" The person who said this was not the gossip Ning Jia, nor the same gossip landlady, but the literary teacher Cang. The girls then remembered that Teacher Cang was a woman with a strong desire for knowledge. To a certain extent, she could even be regarded as the most curious girl in the room with the most intense curiosity in this room.
Under the curious gaze of several flower girls, Xiaoxiao felt a great sense of accomplishment. For her lace side, the feeling of being watched by a beautiful woman is normal for a man to feel the same when he is worshipped by a beautiful woman.
Enjoying this wonderful feeling, Xiao Xiao revealed the mystery: "The first question is very simple, Gu Juji, this allusion comes from a treasure island variety show "I guess, I guess, I guess, Guji" more than a hundred years ago. At that time, a host named Xian Ge pointed out that the name Gu Juji means having a huge Ji chicken, and he is simply the pride of Chinese men..."
"So that's it, I understand." Ning Jia's face was not flushed or angry. She seemed to often discuss such topics with Xiaoxiao.
"It's similar to what I guess, I thought so just now." The landlady was even more calm. A tomboy like her also likes this kind of topic.
"You" Teacher Cang not only blushed, but his neck was red, but his ears were as red as flowers blooming in the mountain dandan. She really didn't understand why the three girls could discuss such vulgar and lewd topics so calmly, and each of them seemed to be fine.
Xiao Xiao looked calm, and a pair of cat eyes swept Cang Yan's chest and said in a teasing tone: "Teacher Cang, I know what you want to say. Do you think we are not reserved and shameless, right? You are wrong. Judging from everyone's reactions in this second, we are all pure, but you, it seems that you are not very pure...
"What did you say... me? I am not pure?" Teacher Cang only felt that she was more unfair than Dou E. She felt that Xiaoxiao was just calling for catching the thief, and inexplicably poured her dirty water on her body.
"Don't be angry, listen to me to explain it to you." Xiao Xiao said more and more excitedly, and said endlessly: "Recalling carefully, the three questions just now test the purity index. What is the purity index? Here, I want to tell an allusion. I wonder if you have all heard of "Dongliu Xiwei, two masters, Dongliu refers to the traditional Chinese master Liu Suiyun, and the Western Wei refers to the new qigong master Wei Xie. A hundred years ago, Master Wei left a very classic eight-character mantra - the eight words "Great lust, Great pure, Great pure and lust lust are portrayals of Master Wei's life's emotional experience. He will always be my idol."
After a pause, the cat-eyed girl continued: "These eight words are easy to understand. Some people look pure, but actually very lewd. Or, the purer the person looks, the more lewd, the more lewd, in essence. On the other hand, some people look lustful, but actually very pure. Often, the more lewd, the more lewd, the purer the heart is..."
Speaking of this, Xiaoxiao directly named: "I said don't be angry, let's discuss it. For example, Teacher Cang, you look very pure on the outside. When you heard the answer just now, you still think we are not pure. In fact, the one who is really not pure is you, you are the legendary lustful Ruochun..."
"I cough cough, I..." Teacher Cang was choked by this argument and coughed constantly as soon as she opened her mouth. Then she had no strength to refute and fell into an endless cough.
"Don't be so excited, everyone is so familiar with each other. Teacher Cang, don't worry, we won't tell you the secret of [Great Lust and Ruchun]." Xiao Xiao became more and more arrogant and decisively labeled Teacher Cang as "Great Lust and Ruchun", and then said seriously: "The three questions raised by that guy just happened to test a person's purity index. These three questions look very lewd, and are essentially a kind of purity."
As he said that, the little lazy cat showed a bit of pride: "As for the three of us, don't look at the topic we just discussed just now, we are actually pure in our hearts, and we are looking at the problem with a pure mindset. So, I think I am a person who is as pure as lust. That little lust is just my appearance, and purity is my true essence."
"Well, it makes sense, my essence is also pure." Ning Jia echoed her best friend's remarks.
"Yes, I also think I am a very pure person. Sometimes I can't help but watch art films on both men and women, wondering if I am too pure?" The landlady wisely chose to stand on the side of "the two evil spirits of the guests". There is no way. If she is an unwise team, she will be criticized as a very pure woman.
Teacher Cang was about to collapse. Under the joint attack of three girls who were already sharp-tongued, Teacher Cang felt that he was just a canoe swaying in the waves and could capsize at any time.
What's even more tragic is that she also had a strange illusion. The so-called three people become tigers, and the words of the whole world make gold. When everyone thinks that one person is so lustful, even that person will subconsciously believe the public's views. For example, now, even Teacher Cang himself feels that he is so lustful.
There is also a factual basis for this illusion. For example, even Teacher Cang himself can't understand why he always likes to buy some extremely sexy underwear and pajamas?
Even the unrestrained hot girls in the new era like Ning Jia have a relatively average pajama style, which is far worse than Teacher Cang's various ecstasy pajamas. Ning Jia and Xiao Xiao once were more amazed, thinking that Teacher Cang's inner things were too seductive, in other words, too introverted.
Could it be that literature and elegance are just appearances of oneself, but in fact they are very lewd in nature?
Thinking of this, Teacher Cang was in a mess.
Xiaoxiao went around and then went back to the topic: "Come on, let's continue to discuss the second pure topic."
"The second one, I have guessed it." The landlady carried forward the tomboy style and said arrogantly: "Zhang Geunshuo, this name has two meanings, one is 'a huge one, and the other is 'a person with a huge lifeline... This name is well-known as the pride of a stick man."
"Wow, landlady, your purity index is too high, you can even think of this?" Ning Jia was shocked and deeply impressed by the landlady's purity index.
"I must tell you the truth. Wang Xiaopang's purity index was still what I taught him back then." The landlady looked proud, but was actually guilty. The reason why she could guess was because Wang Xiaopang had announced the answer before. If the fat man had not proposed the three keywords of Zhang Geun-shuo, even if the landlady wanted to break her head, she would not be able to think of who was the pride of a Korean man.
Xiaoxiao was stolen by the landlady and said unhappy: "Then do you know why Larry Bird is the pride of the Americans?"
The landlord buried his head and quickly said dejectedly: "This problem is too profound. My purity index is not enough."
Xiaoxiao asked Ning Jia again: "What about you?"
Ning Jia also shook her head: "I don't know, do you know?"
"Ummi Tofu, several female donors, it seems that you are not very pure. At the critical moment, you finally revealed the essence of your inner lewdness. But it doesn't matter, let me use the infinite joy of Buddhism to enlighten you..." Xiao Xiao pronounced the Buddha's name, like a monk opening a cauldron and preaching, and said with Zen: "The answer is very simple. NHAf legendary star Larry Bird has many nicknames, one of which is - Big Bird Bird
"It's so pure, I understand." The landlord clapped his hands and suddenly realized.
Ning Jia didn't say anything this time, and her little face was a little red.
"You guys talk, I'll go back to the room first." Teacher Cang was completely collapsed and could only cry.
The only one who kept calm was Daidai.
Chapter completed!