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[045] Four Prostitutes

A few days before the public beta, there was a separate name in the game industry called "The Days That Wave the Screen".

The game has just been publicly beta, and there must be many server achievements that have emerged one after another, and full-screen announcements of the system are constantly appearing, which does mean to flood the screen. Whenever a new announcement appears, it is not only a moment for many people to feel depressed, but also the most exciting moment. Many people subconsciously hope to win five million after buying a lottery ticket. Similarly, many players dream of being the protagonist in the next announcement as soon as they log into the game.

A player's ID appears in the server-wide announcement, commonly known as "on TV".

On the morning of May 16, a player went on TV in a special way.

"Server number one: Tears in the iron window! Players [Third Brother Kneading the Pulp] maliciously harassed players of the opposite sex in the game and were thrown into the Heavenly Prison to serve as a warning! During the period when they were thrown into the Heavenly Prison, players must not practice skills or improve their proficiency, and must be detained for three days and memorize the "100 Player Manual" before they can be released from prison!"

After hearing this announcement, a large number of players were very happy after being slightly surprised.

It’s not easy, and finally a negative textbook appears!

This negative teaching material has made the majority of ordinary players feel a lot more balanced.

Since the birth of a simulated game aged 10,000, how to prevent sexual harassment in the game has been a topic of in-depth research by game companies. How to crack system barriers and successfully harass girls is also a topic of in-depth discussion among many erotic people. Although people on earth know that harassing the opposite sex in the game will have a very severe trigger, some people still commit crimes against the wind, and some even list this as a lifelong pursuit.

The third brother kneading the cushion is exactly the representative figure in this regard.

Ten years ago, in a Western background game "Magic", an idol-level player who violated common sense and successfully pushed down a female NPC came out of nowhere. That person was the third brother kneading the cushion.

It is said that this person was a hacker and had a record of successfully invading the Hexagon at the age of thirteen. His biggest wish in life was to crack the anti-harassment system of Huaxia Company so that all the people of the world could push down the women they could see in the virtual game world.

On the day of his debut, my third brother kneaded the cushion and left a famous saying: I see, I'm turning it every day!

His ideal was so great that he was called the [spiritual leader of the erotic people].

In addition, Sandi Rufutuan is also a professional player. He played for Gwangju Hengda Club nine years ago and soon became the core of the team. This shows his ability. You should know that Gwangju Hengda has 15 league championships, 12 Harmony Cup championships, four AFC Champions League champions, and two Club World Cup champions. He is one of the well-known century-old giants in China. Players who can become the core of this club's tactical skills are usually god-level players.

"Hahahaha, Brother Nan is here to show off his IQ again."

"On the upper floor, you don't understand. The leader of the lewd people is deliberately acting cute and announcing to the whole world that he is here!"

"These two days, Dong Qing and Nan Jian have been on TV one after another. Look at this urinary sex, are the four major lusts going back to the world?"

"Well, it's only the Xidang and Beise."

"I'm afraid it's hard to get all four lewd demons together. Since Beise retired last year, it has faded out of the game circle."

"Xidang, it seems that he is still in prison. Calculate the time should be coming out soon."

"Oh, I miss it so much. I remember the Western Dangkun God again. I remembered the four great demons who were famous in the past, the East, the West, the South, the North, and the Four Devils who were famous in the world, brought us so much joy!"

"Yes, thinking back then, just watching their romantic news was enough to pass my boring working hours. If those four masters were a little more normal, the national team captain would not be the turn of Dragon's heart."

"Upstairs +1, Dongliang hadn't been weak when he saw the beauty, and he would have been in normal condition, so he would definitely be able to expose the Dragon Heart... Xidang's fucking temper directly sent him to prison... Nanjian's greatest pleasure in playing games is to crack the system of the girl. His desire for offense is too low, and he regards the outcome too lightly. Alas, everyone has their own ambitions, and what he pursues may be different from normal people... Beise, speaking of it, his grades are not worse than Dragon Heart. Beise also won the triple crown four years ago, and won two consecutive league championships in 2122-2124. Unfortunately, Beise has too many negative news. The name of [Friends of Middle-aged and Elderly Women] is too scary and too unacceptable to the world. There are still hundreds of middle-aged women claiming to be pregnant with his children, which makes Beise's popularity not as popular as Dragon Heart."

"I heard that the national team [Flying Socks Gate Incident] two years ago had a great relationship with Beise. He had a conflict with Long Zhixin and smashed Long Zhixin with smelly socks on Long Zhixin's face. In addition, Dongliang and Long Zhixin are mortal enemies in the same city, and their momentum is like a fire. How could such an uncohesive national team achieve good results? In the end, they were indeed at the quarterfinals of the World Cup. It was still Nan Jian who was smart. He chose to retire before the World Cup and be a free and casual girl."

At the forum, people conducted a divine discussion about the inappropriate incident of the third brother kneading the futon.

During this process, the one who felt the most depressed was Long Zhixin. He felt like he was shot while lying down: Damn, just discuss the four major demons, why do you have to get involved with me? Why is it me again?

…………

"Love can be infinitely large, you can be inserted every day. Hold hands, no matter whether he is a prince or a frog..."

In the Game Prison, a 27 or 28-year-old man with a decadent look and lewd look was humming a song. The song is called "Love X Infinite". Note that in this song, the symbol "X" should be "multiple sign", and only impure students read it as "fork".

This decadent and lewd and slutty uncle is the third brother who just caused a sensation to rub the cushion.

At this moment, the third brother kneaded the cushion while humming a song while watching a lot of friends’ messages.

"Missary, are you showing off the lower limit again?" The sender said, "It's the chrysanthemum that once ranked first in the list of fame is still tight."

The third brother’s reply was not polite at all: “Get out, you are the mistress, your whole family is the mistress!”

Then he clicked on another private chat message, which was sent by a player called [Playing in Beijing], and the content was quite gloating: "Hahaha, mistress, why am I happy when I see you in? Why is this?"

The third brother was angry when he kneaded the cushion: "Damn, I have said many times, don't call me mistress. Especially you, Xiao Si, who is just a sissy Si Gu Liang like you, is he too embarrassed to joke with me?"

"Hate, the Lun family is a pure man." The reply from playing in Beijing was very similar to the comedian who died a hundred years ago.

The third brother simply ignored the other party after kneading the cushion. After processing several friend messages, he was idle and idle when he was in jail. He passed the time and looked at various strangers' messages.

"The third brother is mighty!"

"Brother Third, I want to give birth to you!"

"San brother, you will always be the leader of the lewd people!"

"Brother Third, I want to be your just-family girlfriend!"

Among the massive information about strangers, the third brother kneaded the cushion and saw a very special message:

"Young man, did you really have sex with Tian Boguang?"

Seeing this message, the third brother felt like he was tightening the cushion.

This time he entered the Tianzhuo, in addition to testing the bottom line of the system's intelligent brain, he also did a task. The task is called [The Test of Walking Alone in Ten Thousand Miles]. After completing the task, he will learn Tian Boguang's signature light skills - Walking Alone in Ten Thousand Miles!

Walking alone for thousands of miles, the best light skills can also be called the best among many excellent light skills.

In the early stage of the game, the difficulty of obtaining high-quality martial arts is too high, and the difficulty of obtaining light skills is exactly the highest among many martial arts, which is basically something that is out of reach. For a high-quality light skills, it is worth it even if you go to jail for three days, not to mention going to jail for ten or half a month.

During the closed test, my third brother had done this task with an old friend when he kneading the cushion.

After many years, a stranger named [Thousand Miles of Rising Sky Woman] mentioned the old story again and asked him this task. How can he not be surprised by my third brother kneading the cushion?

After coming back to his senses, the third brother kneaded the cushion and asked, "Who are you?"

Qianli Rising Woman: "I was the one who helped you poke Tian Boguang's chrysanthemums back then."

The third brother kneaded the cushion: "Brother, is it really you?"

Qianli Rising Woman: "Haha, mistress, long time no see."

This time I was called the mistress. My third brother was not angry when he kneaded the cushion. Instead, he was extremely excited: "Where did you go after you came out? I wouldn't call to notify you. On the 13th, I and Xiao Si went to pick you up, but the prison guard said that you performed well inside and went out a week in advance."

Qianli Rising Woman: "Anyway, I'm out, I'll go to your house for free when I have time. By the way, I heard you've retired?"

The third brother kneaded the cushion: "Yes, Xiao Si and I have retired. Now we are fighting for freedom. Xiao Ju is about to be around. He is now a player and assistant coach and will retire next year. He will be a full-time coach. Brother, do you want to join in and do a vote? We four lewd demons have reunited and let the world see the lewdness of our wise sword and spear!"

Eight years ago, four most famous bad boys emerged in the gaming industry. These four people are the core members of four well-known clubs, with very high popularity and income. They often have scandals with female movie stars, female singers, and female models at home and abroad. The four major sluts were soon notorious and were called the four major sluts, namely the famous Eastern sluts, Western sluts, Southern sluts, and Northern sluts in the gaming industry.

The IDs of the four lewd demons happen to be a limerick poem:

The chrysanthemums are still tight, day and night.

Third brother knead the futon and played with breasts and slutty Beijing!
Chapter completed!
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