[053] Wait for me to have long hair and waist
I have experienced the greatness of Kunshen’s electric eyes, the east and the north.
Looking back at that time, at a very high-end, elegant and high-end banquet, they saw Kunshen attracting his soul with his eyes and soaked a female star who was so popular at that time. What's even more awesome is that the female star was originally known for her arrogantness and kept people from thousands of miles away on weekdays. That night, since she looked at Kunshen's electric eyes, she took the initiative to attack and reversed Kunshen that night...
It was a bit different from the two lustful demons' imaginations. The woman in green was a little lost and her subsequent reaction was quite calm. This means that she should not be confused by the electric eyes of Kunshen Wanshou Wanshou.
The woman in Qing was calm, but Kun Shen couldn't calm down. During the 5-second glance, Kun Shen had touched the other person's heart. Although the woman in Qing didn't say a word, he already had a deep understanding of her. He could be sure that the woman in Qing was not as calm as her outside. On the contrary, this woman was actually very active inside and quite personality.
However, she will not show her true self before meeting the right person.
Perhaps, that suitable person is the new generation of guardian knights?
Thinking of this, Kunshen was completely messy.
Why among the four great demons, Kun Shen is known as Xidang? It's very simple. He has the most rippling heart on this planet. Once he ripples, he can't care so much. He stares at the woman in green affectionately and says in a magnetic voice: "Goddess, can I recite a poem for you?"
Before the woman in green could react, Kunshen had already started to chant the first sentence: "When I grow my hair and my waist..."
"Stop, brother, stop!" Beijing rushed over to play with breasts, suddenly covered the black fat man's mouth, then pulled the black fat man's sleeve hard, and then smiled at the woman in blue and said, "Sorry, he is joking with you, don't take it to heart."
I have to say that Beise’s move is to help Gao Chao and sincerely do his good.
Anyone who is familiar with Kunshen knows that in most cases, he is considered a charming handsome man. Only when he recites poems, he can't look directly at it, which is too destructive to people's views.
It was precisely because the Kunshen's poem might scare the goddess away, Beise stopped him with a thunderous momentum.
Vorini next to her showed a look of watching the show. Just now, she saw you, a slanderous black fat man, recite poems with a more slanderous affectionate look. Vorini felt a sense of imitation on the spot. Even though the fat man's voice and expression were very affectionate, his miserable look ruined all this.
As a woman, Vorini touched her conscience and thought about it. If there was such a fat black man expressing love to her in this way, she would probably not be able to eat for three days.
"It's okay." The woman in green did not show any disgust. When she opened her golden mouth, everyone was confused by her indescribable beautiful voice, and completely forgot the embarrassment just now. Under the lustful gaze of the four lustful people, the woman in green continued to use the incredible voice to say: "We didn't expect that you candidates would gather together. With the ability of several people, the difficulty of joining together to open this copy will be greatly reduced. In view of this, we plan to add two temporary test questions."
"Hehe, it should, it should..."
Donglu reveals his nature, and his legs become weak when he sees beauty again.
The fat guy Ku was interrupted by the explosion of "poetry interest" and was a little depressed.
He nodded, agreeing.
Beise and the female version of Guan Xi Ge are very curious. They all say that the test questions of the Goddess League are all kinds of strange, and some are so strange that they are shocking. What kind of temporary test questions will appear next?
There is another more realistic question. The Goddess League’s test questions have always been known for their difficulties. Will these two temporary additional test questions directly PASS the two major candidates?
The atmosphere in the dungeon became quite weird.
Generally, when players leave a dungeon, they are all thinking about dungeon matters. The only exception is this five-person team in front of them. None of the five people seems to have considered the main thing about the dungeon being about to refresh the monsters, and they are all thinking about issues that have nothing to do with dungeons.
"Then let's start." A smile appeared in the corner of the green woman's eyes. It can be imagined that she must be smiling like a flower under the veil. She only heard her say a not-so-elegant topic in her elegant voice: "As we all know, the guardian knight of the Goddess League needs a certain lustful index. In other words, if you want to become a qualified guardian knight, a certain degree of lustful index is essential."
The three lewd demons and the female version of Brother Guan Xi didn't say anything, and listened carefully, for fear of missing any keywords.
"The first temporary test question is very simple. I will test the lustfulness index of the two candidates a little." Speaking of this, the woman in green began to quote the classics: "I believe everyone knows that when the pig-killing knife used only the two keywords 'woman, lake', to create a famous quote for the ages. Countless celebrities saw from his sentences that this person's strong potential and lustfulness index beyond ordinary people. Here, we might as well pay tribute to the classics and create a sentence..."
When they heard this, the four people at the scene showed a look of yearning and a serious tribute to the legend.
About twenty-one years ago, the Goddess Alliance issued an exam question to the whole world, asking to make sentences with the two keywords "women, lake". At that time, the Pig Killing Knife made a sentence with a sigh and sigh: A large group of beautiful women were bathing in the lake, I hid beside me and looked at it happily, life was so beautiful...
Just because of this sentence, Zhushu Killing became a few men who passed the first level of assessment!
Regarding the Pig Killing Knife, it is a mysterious man. Many expert critics and later historians say that he is a contradictory complex that is half coquettish, lewd, half simple and kind.
Later, after retiring from the service of Zhushu Dao, he wrote in his autobiography "Time is a Zhushu Dao": I often feel that lust has eroded my heart. Fortunately, there is an eternal purity that is still protecting my soul...
At this moment, it is honored to be able to pay tribute to the classics and torture.
"The alliance gives me the right to improvise, so I will improvise this test question. Since Mr. Qianli Rikka just mentioned 'Waiting my hair to reach my waist', then please ask the two of you to create a sentence with 'Waiting my hair to reach my waist'..."
When the goddess announced such test questions, the four of them fell into deep thought.
The two candidates were thinking about how to make sentences, while Beise and Vorini were thinking about what answers the two candidates could give.
Kunshen is worthy of being the second fastest man in the legend. He only thought for two seconds and made a parallel sentence in one breath: "Ah, when my hair is as long as my waist, I will be as coquettish as I am. When my hair is as long as my waist, the small bun becomes a big meat bun. When my hair is as long as my waist, I will take off all my hair is as coquettish as I am, and I will let you do it..."
quiet!
silence!
Obviously, this answer was beyond the expectations of everyone on the scene.
A hint of surprise flashed in the beautiful eyes of the woman in green, and then she quickly returned to normal.
The female version of Guan Xi looked at the fat black man with admiration for the first time. She was thinking: Are you making mistakes? Such sentences are OK?
Playing in Beijing was shocked by Kunshen. He looked at Ku Ge with extremely admiration, thinking that he was worthy of being my elder brother. It would be so cool to make a random sentence, but... can such a scale be accepted by the Goddess Alliance?
It seemed that inspired by Kunshen, the chrysanthemums were still tight and full of inspiration. It seemed that there were countless famous quotes about erupting. He couldn't wait to say, "When I have long hair and waist, I won't fuck you if I don't give you money!"
puff……!
The female version of Cun Xi Ge couldn't hold it anymore, she felt that the two candidates had to kneel down.
At the same time, she secretly worried about the two of them. The two demons would not be able to pass the first question and get rid of the problem, right?
"Okay, good sentences!" Playing in Beijing couldn't hold it any longer and commented excitedly: "It's so connotational, so profound, so it can reflect the current social phenomena! Xiaoju, the first time I discovered that you are so talented!"
"Wowhahaha..." Dong Qing laughed thrilled and said arrogantly: "Do you think I haven't graduated from high school like you? After all, I am also an honorary professor at the School of Online Game Development and Research, Hatching Egg University."
"That kind of honorary professor doesn't seem to have any value, right?"
"No matter what, I am also a high-level intellectual!"
“…………”
The two of them habitually quarrel, completely ignoring whether others can bear it or not.
Only Kun Shen looked at the woman in Qing's clothes. On the one hand, he was waiting for the woman in Qing's clothes to announce her results. On the other hand, he was ready. If he failed this time, he would use a super mysterious ultimate skill at the bottom of the box to change his mind.
Chapter completed!