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[075] Hidden weapon, it is a hidden weapon!

"Congratulations on completing the third-level master mission, gaining 5 internal strength, 5 fame, and 5 contribution points to the master."

After going online, Gao Chao first went to complete the master's mission. Today, he had a relatively average luck in becoming a master's mission. He received a very ordinary third-level mission, and the reward was also very average, and no additional good things appeared.

Despite this, Gao Chao's mood was still very moist.

If you observe carefully, it is not difficult to find that this black fat man in the game is humming songs and doing tasks all the way. Looking at the slutty expression on his face, it is easy to guess how comfortable he is this afternoon.

The reason for all this is very simple. Before logging in to the game, Kunshen finally contacted Nuannuan, a girl who brought him hope and motivation for seven years... The two had a brief and cramped conversation. For Gao Chao, it seemed like he had experienced an early love, which was indescribable stimulation and sensation.

The most important point is that although there is only a brief conversation, there is a small agreement between the two.

Because of this agreement, Kunshen could not control his emotions like a middle school student who had just fallen in love, and wrote all his thoughts on his face.

"You and I have agreed that you should not mention sad pasts, and you also say that there is no secret to each other and it is more transparent..."

From the gate of Shaolin Temple to Xiangyang City, Ku Ge Fat released the only super cool mount in the world, riding the little donkey on the back and humming songs constantly in his mouth. He could no longer look at the slutty look.

Next, Ku Ge Fat became the subject of all players in the city.

Players either secretly or capture or flash shots, and posted Ku Ge Fat and his cool mounts at 360 degrees from all angles without blind spots. Later, there was a technical rumor in the world that the pictures of a thousand-mile Japanese and Skywoman riding a donkey standing on the street in Xiangyang City were forwarded 186 million times worldwide within 24 hours, creating a 24-hour picture forwarding world record.

"The most heart-wrenching person and beast in history - Watching a 200-pound black fat man sitting on a 100-pound donkey"

"The unqualified scumbag who doesn't care about wild animals in the gaming world - a thousand-mile sky woman!"

"A tragedy on earth that is more inhuman than a cat abuse case - a donkey abuse case! Click this link to watch the annual storm [Thousand Miles of Sun and Sky Women] how to abuse a little donkey with weight!"

"Why is the first little donkey in the world of martial arts? Why does the chrysanthemum in the Thousand Mile Sky Woman always stay in the depths of the little donkey's chrysanthemums from the corner of his eyes? Why do hundreds of sows in the village scream in the middle of the night? Why are condoms in the convenience store repeatedly being stolen? Why are the underwear in the girls' dormitory frequently? Who did the serial rape cases? The old nun's door was knocked every night, was it a human or a ghost? What is hidden behind the accidental death of hundreds of little bitches? Behind all this, is it the distortion of human nature or the decay of morality? Is it the sexual outbreak or the helplessness of hunger? Please pay attention to the 27273 Game Channel's annual grand offering "The Story of the Thousand Mile Sky Woman and the Little Donkey" at 23:59:60 tonight, let us follow the camera into the inner world of the Thousand Mile Sky Woman and the Little Donkey..."

For a moment, various posts about the Thousand Miles of Sky Women and Little Donkeys flooded major forums around the world.

Most posts adopt the attitude of a fat man in black. After all, in this world, it is not easy to praise someone, but it is too easy to blacken someone. In general, these posts can basically be regarded as "a follow-up incident caused by standing on the street and acting cute."

Maybe it was because of ulterior motives, maybe it was because of envy, jealousy and hatred, maybe it was because it couldn't stand the Qianli Rising Sky Woman becoming the first man in the martial arts world to have a mount, players all over the world inexplicably united once, spared no effort to make Cool Brother fat to death.

Sister Lala was very happy about this. She was surprised to find that in the past two days, the most popular search keywords on major portals have only 5 words: Qianli Nishi Aviation Woman... In this way, it is equivalent to the people of the world who have hyped up the Ku Ge Fat once for free, making him a well-known figure on the streets and alleys.

The Qianli Rising Woman himself was very calm because he never looked at these boring things, and was immersed in the pleasure of early love, and hummed in a slutty mouth: "I have a little donkey, I love riding every day, one day I rode to the market on a whim..."

This song satisfies his childhood dream. When he was a child, he heard the song "I have a little donkey, I never ride it." Kunshen said that he could not understand why he didn't ride it with a little donkey? At that time, he had a wish that if he had a little donkey in the future, he would definitely do the opposite and ride it to the market every day.

On this day of this year and month, his childhood dream finally came true!

From this perspective, the sky woman in the sky is also a dream chaser!

I saw the fat black man twisting around on the back of the donkey. He was riding the donkey on the front, but after a while he turned into a little donkey riding the donkey backwards. It was obvious that he had cosplayed an old god in the Eight Immortals crossing the sea. The lyrics in his mouth changed again, and his voice was melodious: "Old Zhang Guo rode the donkey to sing. Why are there many disasters in the world? Go and go and subdue demons. Come and come, Rimeituo..."

On this day, the players in Xiangyang City realized what shamelessness is.

Generally, players who stand on the street and act cute will be almost done for ten minutes. After all, acting cute for too long can easily cause public outrage. But the Qianli Japanese Aviation Woman is not an ordinary person. This guy is a bit like a public enemy of the whole country. He changed his posture and showed off his cuteness in the city for an hour!

Faced with the provocation or abuse of various players in the city, the fat man seemed to have never heard of it. He didn't say anything, but looked around the excited crowd with an unbearable look. The look seemed to be saying: I'm standing on the street, I'm just acting cute, come, come and beat me~~!

To put it responsibly, if the system had not stipulated that the city could not be competed, the Qianli Rising Woman would have been killed by tens of thousands of angry people back to the novice village...

After getting enough fun, Gao Chao controlled Xiaopang to the blacksmith shop. Now he has sufficient raw materials, so it is time to make some forging and increase his proficiency in life.

Just as he jumped off the donkey, he heard a pleasant sound of bells. If someone else had changed, he might not have noticed this detail, but Kunshen noticed that the bell was a bit strange, as if something was mixed in the middle.

After walking over and over again, he groped and searched the bell for a while. The fat man found that there was a slightly different silver light in the middle of the silver bell. The silver light was a thin silver needle embedded in the middle of the bell!

He pulled out the silver needle from the bell with force. The fat man's mood was completely disorganized. At this moment, his mind was filled with a line from Zhong Zhentao in the old movie "The World": "The hidden weapon is the hidden weapon! I repeat, this is the hidden weapon!"
Chapter completed!
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