[083] Cousin's background story
The Jianghu Trial, the world's number one universal dungeon, players with a reputation of 10 points can participate. The difficulty of passing this dungeon is not high. Generally speaking, if MT has 300 Qi and Blood 30 defenses, it is easy to open this dungeon.
There are two reasons why Qianli Rising Woman has never been to this dungeon. One is that he heard the system announcement yesterday afternoon that the player [Xingyu Cake] led the team to win the first kill of the Jianghu Trial... Ku Ge is not very interested in such a dungeon that cannot be killed first.
The second reason is that the things dropped by the Jianghu Trial are not very eye-catching. Except for the blue pendant with extremely low explosion rate, none of the other things can attract the eyes of Ku Ge Fat. At that time, Kunshen had not yet got the good luck and lacked enough confidence in his character, so he did not expect to go to Jianghu Trial to gamble on the blue necklace.
As the saying goes, one time and another, with the blessing of the red underwear against the sky, Ku Ge has a new understanding of his current character. What else can't be opened by the Red Hand Brother, who can even be opened by the world's first little donkey?
With this confidence that he dares to take off his pants and wanders around the world, Kunshen is ready to go to the trial and make a breakthrough!
As soon as I entered the dungeon queue, Ku Ge felt a vibration in his body, and immediately heard the system prompt: "Dear player, someone called you. I suggest that you do not forget the important things in life while playing. Please exit the game and answer..."
Gao Chao canceled the queue and exited the game. As soon as he answered the phone, he heard a series of machine gun-like questions from female voices: "Brother, what do you want to do? What have you done to Teacher Cang?"
Hearing the landlady's questioning, Gao Chao said unhappily: "Didn't you accidentally go into the bathroom and see her changing clothes? She didn't lock the door herself, who can you blame? I'm more curious than you, what does this teacher Cang want to make a fuss? Look at her urination, does she want to make a fuss all over the city? "
"Ah? Did you see her changing clothes?" The landlady was surprised. Then she lowered her voice, revealing a despicable tone that only a tomboy had: "How about it, Teacher Cang does it have big breasts? Do you think it's E-cup or F-cup?"
Gao Zhaoqiu didn't even bother: "Didn't she report to you? You know what I'm doing?"
"You're thinking too much. Who told you that Teacher Cang asked me to report a small report?" The landlady said, her tone becoming a little sad: "However, the situation is even more serious than reporting a small report. At noon, Teacher Cang specially asked me for lunch, and then told me that she wanted to move out..."
"Ah?" Gao Chao was surprised and then asked, "Why?"
"Isn't it because of you? A livestock. I was cheated by you this time!" The landlord shouted loudly, his tone even more painful: "Today, Teacher Cang said very implicitly, and I understand what she meant. I had promised before that there would be no male creatures in this room, and even male dogs were not allowed to be raised, so Teacher Cang came to rent my house with confidence. It's different now. If you live in, it may be because Teacher Cang feels it is not convenient, and she plans to check out."
Gao Chao was speechless and felt a little disappointed. Before he could establish a deep revolutionary friendship with Teacher Cang, how could this young woman who was as introverted and literary as a poetic girl leave?
"I can't bear to leave it. Do you know? Three years ago, when Teacher Cang just started working, he rented a house here because the staff dormitory was not settled, so he rented a house here and lived there for three years. Over the past three years, she and I have been very good friends. I don't know when I will see you again when I leave."
Speaking of this, the landlady exclaimed with heartache: "It's hard to find a top tenant like Teacher Cang, even with a lantern! She has a good temper and loves to clean her room. She is always spotless. Who doesn't want such a tenant? After she leaves, I feel that I won't love you anymore."
Hearing this, even a person with such a thick-skinned face felt guilty.
Nowadays, Kunshen is no longer so self-centered and has learned to put himself in his shoes. From the perspective of a landlady, it is indeed a pity to lose such a tenant. When he thinks that this kind of top tenant left because of himself, Kunshen couldn't help feeling a little sad.
When I thought about the fact that I might be in the vast world with Teacher Cang, Kunshen was a little sad.
After the landlady expressed her feelings, she suddenly changed her mind: "A person as good as Teacher Cang, do you think, can I let her go?"
What does it mean? Is there a turning point? Hearing the landlady's words, Gao Chao's heart moved and hurriedly said, "It's definitely not possible. If I were you, I would have to keep her even if the rent was 50% off!"
"Fifty-five discount? You dream!" It can be seen that the landlady is a "very principled" woman. Her principle is to die and not give in to the issue of money. She continued: "In order to keep Teacher Cang, I have to tell a lie. I call you now, just want you to cooperate with me."
Gao Chao sighed in his heart, and he also felt like he was recalling the glorious years of the past. The landlady was very similar to the black-bellied girls in the anime who liked to tell some small lies. From time to time, he would tell some weird lies. I remember that when he was not yet developed, he helped the landlady fulfill a few lies. Looking back now, it is actually quite interesting, it is all precious memories of the years of youth.
After calming down, Gao Chao felt nervous and asked, "You won't say I'm a gay friend, are you?"
Judging from Kunshen’s understanding of the landlady, he felt that this girl was 80% likely to lie like this.
As it turns out, Kunshen really knows the landlady too much...
I heard the landlady say in surprise: "How did you know?"
"………………” Kun Shen cried bitterly, feeling that his life had no hope. The happiness in his lower body was ruined by the landlord's words. He said in a sad tone that was unprecedented and unparalleled: "Girl, can't you think of a slightly constructive statement?"
"Yes, it's not just constructive, but I also specially thought of a very melancholy and sad background story for you!" Speaking of this, the landlord said coquettishly: "Sister is loyal, and I have never exposed your identity. But in order to keep Teacher Cang, I have to weave a sad story. You don't know, Teacher Cang is very emotional, and you are easily moved when you hear those bloody stories..."
"Don't talk about those who are not, and talk about serious matters. What story did you make up for me?"
"That's right, I first define you as a professional game player who is trying out gold in the second-rate European league."
"Then what?"
"Then you were cheated of all your money by your beloved man, that is, your good friend you had been in love with for seven years, and he swept away everything about you... From then on, you were discouraged and returned to China. You suffered from emotional trauma, could not find hope in life, your condition plummeted, and the domestic B-level clubs looked down on you, and you were facing serious food and clothing problems... In the end, an angel-like elder sister appeared, and that angel was me, and I took you in mercy."
"……………” Kun Shen was defeated by the landlady's strange lie again, and he wondered what the tomboy was thinking all day long. Soon he discovered the most critical flaw in the lie and asked: "I don't understand a problem. Why do you want to take me in? What kind of emotional entanglements do I have between me and you?"
"It's very simple, because you are my distant cousin!"
"Damn, I'm your cousin again?"
"What's the 'return'? Plus this time, you've only been my cousin twice in total!"
“…………”
"What do you mean? I don't even dislike being your cheap cousin. Are you still picky?"
"Can you change the background story?"
"cannot!"
"Are you sure?"
"I'm sure, because I not only told Teacher Cang about this story, but also called Ning Jia and Xiaoxiao. Tsk, I only realized today that I have the talent to be a screenwriter. Your background story moved those girls to tears. Especially Teacher Cang, she reacted very much. Before leaving, she also said: No wonder I looked at him so melancholy, it turned out that I was suffering such a severe emotional injury..."
"……!!!" Kun Shen could no longer speak, and felt tears were about to burst into tears.
"Cousin, just make the mistake just because from now on, they will regard you as a good sister."
"Cousin, aren't you pushing me into the fire pit? You said, how can I still fuck girls in the future? What if I fuck girls by the girls next door see them?"
"What a big deal, what era is now? The era of two friends! In this era, many friends like men first and then women. Either they like women first and then men... If they are discovered, you will say that since your relationship has been frustrated, they have never liked men and started to like women.
"Uh, it seems to make some sense..." Kunshen, who has always been straightforward, is not good at lying. His straightforwardness has offended many people and has been appreciated by many people because of this. And now, Kunshen, who is straightforward, has been brought into a chain of lies by his "cousin" landlady.
The task was done, and the landlady finally showed her fox's tail: "Dear cousin, I have done you such a big favor, should you be a little bit of a word?"
Gao Chao raised his vigilance: "What do you want to express?"
The landlady smiled and said, "Don't be so nervous, it seems like I'm going to cheat you for millions. I thought about it, although you are not as good as you were back then, and at least your basic skills are still there, so it should be fine to abuse the small dungeon like [Jianghu Trial], right?"
Gao Chao said angrily: "What does it mean to be like back then? Is there anyone who speaks like this?"
"Brother, I'm wrong, it's all my fault. I mean, you're not old, can you take me with me?"
"Don't talk about these false ones, just tell me honestly!" Kunshen became more vigilant. According to his experience, as long as the landlord calls him "brother", there will be no good things.
"Hehe, you discovered it... Actually, that's it. In the morning, I read a 100% strategy to knock down the boss of the forum. I confidently took Ning Jia and Teacher Cang to download the dungeon. As a result, the strategy was so terrible. We hung up three times. I was embarrassed to call myself a high-end player in front of them... Cousin, you are very merciful, help me, take us to the [Jianghu Trial], how about it?"
Hearing this, Kunshenxin flowers bloomed.
He was worried that it was too boring to form a wild team to play dungeons. If he could go with Ning Jia and Teacher Cang, he could not only show his awesome operations but also develop deep feelings with the girls. In short... it would be exciting to think about it.
Chapter completed!