Chapter 33 Your God is too rubbish
Shuangzhou is still dark, but the hero's favorite color is white.
Therefore, what he prepared for his female body was a white skirt, and the reference object was naturally Su Yanyan, who liked to wear white skirts.
Although the material of the skirt is expensive and exquisite in workmanship, that's all. In terms of style, it is just fresh and elegant, not very beautiful, and can even be called conservative.
But such an ordinary white dress, worn on Yaoguang, unexpectedly burst out with extremely attractive effects.
Yaoguang has a pair of passionate peach blossom eyes, her face and lips are just plump, soft, sweet and juicy. In the words of the Earth Internet, she is born with a young woman’s face.
If she hadn't always covered her with her cloak before, she would have probably occupied a place on the Jade Man List.
However, because of the profession of the God servant, her temperament is extremely cold and alienated, and she is dignified and holiness that cannot be violated, which forms a strong contrast.
Just like the hero felt when he first saw her appearance, she was like a living Guanyin statue, and it was also the kind of "Guanyin" in the lewd and demon sect in martial arts novels.
Now, Guanyin took off her black robe and changed into a white skirt. The lewd and holy smelled at the same time, leaving only a young woman with a delicate and timid eyebrows and eyes, as if she was engraved with the four words "Let me pick" inscribed.
For women who are weak, men usually have two kinds of desires. One is the desire to protect and the other is the desire to violence.
No matter which one is, it is not a good thing.
So, the hero locked himself up immediately.
He is a normal man, and he may not be able to withstand temptation one day. Fortunately, he is not a beast, and he will never use force if other girls disagree.
Yaoguang seemed to not quite understand what he meant. He tilted his head slightly, his eyes full of inquiries.
"You don't need to understand why, just remember to refuse."
He took out a veil and handed it over, and the hero said again, "Come and sit down and eat together, and come out with me when dawn is almost dawn."
Yaoguang knelt down silently, took a chicken leg, removed the bones, and tore them into pieces, and held them in front of him with both hands.
At this moment, the hero felt that he was very unpromising.
As a man, when facing a girl who believes in him like a slave, his first reaction was not vanity or satisfaction, but awkwardness.
Super awkward!
The most important thing is that the itchy feeling in my heart before has disappeared. Now Yaoguang is like a well-made silicone doll, tasteless.
After stuffing all the meat strips into his mouth and asking Yaoguang not to tear him any more, the hero puffed his cheeks and thought about why.
After a while, he had the answer, it was very simple, just one word: cheap!
Things that are within your reach are not valuable, and only those that cannot be pursued can be interesting and become cheap.
"Continue." He looked at Bai Shanjun, "How could Shaohao's magic weapon fall into the hands of the alien beasts?"
"I don't know." Bai Shanjun shook his head, "However, although the gods and the emperor fought decisively in the sky, their respective divine characters and artifacts returned to the Middle Earth world. It is possible to fall anywhere, and it is not surprising that they are obtained by the alien beast race."
"So, it is not ruled out that the alien beasts still have one or more magical artifacts, or even divine characters."
“It’s possible.”
The hero used his fingernails to pick the shredded flesh between his teeth, and his face was frowning.
"By the way, as far as I know, divine artifacts should only have auxiliary effects in the hands of ordinary people, and the reincarnation of gods can allow them to exert their divine power."
"This is not absolute. Those who have obtained the corresponding divine nature should be able to do it."
"Nonsense! If you obtain the divine nature, you will become a god. Of course you can use a magical tool."
"No, the divine nature needs to be integrated. If your realm and your understanding of the world has not reached enough, the divine nature is not yours even if it is in your hands."
"After a while, I will become more confused as I speak. Isn't the divine character just a concept, it has entity?"
"Of course it is not a concept, but a kind of indescribable thing... Well, let's call it mysterious for now!
It cannot be seen or touched, but the Lord of God once said that when you find it, you will naturally feel it."
The hero raised his eyebrows: "What do you mean is that it may be attached to something, such as a magical artifact?"
Bai Shanjun nodded: "Or someone, some animal, some tree, some flower, some stone."
The hero was stunned and then curled his lips: "After all, it depends on external forces. What you call God is too trash!"
"We?" Bai Shanjun's eyes flashed with brilliance, staring at his face deeply.
Damn, I accidentally said I was bald again.
"Yes! You guys." The hero's expression remained unchanged. "Although I am a shitty demigod now, I still feel that I am a human being in my heart. I guess even if I have a divine character in the future, I will continue to be a human being."
The light in Baishanjun's eyes disappeared and he smiled: "This may be the reason why the Lord of God will choose you. Only by putting people first can we protect the world."
"Stop! Don't tell me what you choose not to choose in the future. Whether it's fighting with you or dying for the villagers, it's my own subjective wish.
I am responsible for my life. I don’t need to make trouble for others, and I can’t do anything!”
"Yes." Bai Shanjun pretended to hold his fists and saluted, "Master God."
"You guy just deserve a beating!"
Shaking his head, the hero said again: "I must go to Dingsheng Mountain. Apart from trying not to transform, do you have any other suggestions?"
Bai Shanjun thought for a while and said cautiously: "There is only one thing: Don't trust your five senses easily.
Shaohao is a deceitful god and is also the embodiment of wisdom. Its magical artifact cannot be speculated by common sense.
In short, don’t go if you can, and be careful even if you have to go.”
The hero slashed his mouth, looked up at the stars in the night sky, and sighed: "I'll try my best!"
When it was dawn, the hero called Ahua back and forth to Bannu Mountain and was about to take Yaoguang away.
The little fox Huang Nannan hooked his claws around his clothes, and his teeth held his collar in his mouth, never letting go.
"Nannan, my brother has very important things to do. You can't stay here for too long. I'll see you when I finish my work, okay?"
"I don't!" Huang Nannan said stubbornly, "I heard it just now. My brother is going to a very far and dangerous place. My daughter wants to follow and protect her brother!"
The hero smiled: "How do you protect it? The outside of the mountain is much more dangerous than here. Just how you can speak may lead to many people wanting to kill you.
Good! Don’t worry if you want to protect your brother. When you become a human in another two years, your brother will definitely bring you with you, okay?"
Huang Nannan couldn't think of any other reason, so she had to keep silent. Her big watery eyes squeezed out two tears, which made people's hearts melt.
"I think it's good to let it follow you." Bai Shanjun suddenly spoke.
Huang Nannan nodded vigorously, but after finishing her, she found that she had let go, so she quickly grabbed the hero's clothes again.
"If you don't speak, no one will treat you as a mute!" The hero glared at Bai Shanjun.
"I didn't deliberately cause trouble for you. Nannan is a fox. As long as it doesn't speak, others will only think that it is your pet, and they will not be deliberately guarding against it when speaking or doing things."
Bai Shanjun said, "Besides, it has divine power that is close to the realm of heaven and man. At critical moments, it may be unexpected and help you."
Of course, the hero could think of these things, but he didn't care whether Huang Nannan could help him. What he cared about was not bringing a young girl who was underage into danger.
At this time, a man ran out of the village with a bag on his back, but it was Liushang.
A cloth strip was specially wrapped around his head to cover up his bald head, like a monkey, making the hero look so angry.
"What do you want to do again?"
Chapter completed!