Chapter 570: Flies Camp Dog Gou, I Can't Avoid It(1/3)
Baiqi mobilized the masses in the market and caught the vulgar man in less than half an hour.
"How many times?"
The vulgar man knelt on the ground and looked up and said, "First time..."
"The first time I dare to touch someone's butt?"
Jia Ping'an sneered, "Break your hand."
"No, no!" The wretched man broke out, "It's... several times."
"Why are you attacking the female official?"
The vulgar man burst into tears, "I used to tease those women, but I didn't dare to say it after touching them. Today, I was so moved when I saw that woman with a slander..."
I explained, can I avoid being punished?
"Break your hand!"
Jia Ping'an turned around, and a hundred cavalry pressed the hand of the vulgar man. Bao Dong untied the long sheath knife and slapped hard.
"ah!"
This is a role model!
Jia Ping'an entered the palace all the way...
Unexpectedly, I finally met Jiang Han.
"I've met Gong Zheng."
According to later generations, he should have called Su He an aunt, but Jia Ping'an couldn't call him.
The cold woman's eyes were filled with warmth, "How about Doudou?"
After having a child, I actually forgot Su He. Sure enough... In the eyes of elders, both men and women exist for the sake of giving birth.
"That child is cute, he just catches people from time to time."
Jia Ping'an pointed at his face, "My face has not been better after returning from Anxi."
"Puff!"
A cold and beautiful woman smiles and gives people a stunning feeling.
It's actually a little more charming.
Sure enough, women are just a book, with different pages.
Jiang Han smiled and said, "Su He also arrested people when he was a child."
wipe!
Jia Ping'an was angry, "She also said that Doudou had driven me away!"
Jiang Han couldn't help laughing.
Several eunuchs and maids waiting outside looked at each other.
When did Gong Zheng laugh like this?
Who is inside?
Jia Ping'an is going back to clean up Su He in the afternoon. Don't think about double-cultivating during this period. You can eat chicken legs, duck legs, and all your legs by yourself, don't think about rubbing them.
Jiang Han gasped slightly, "Your Majesty has used you once this time, do you understand?"
What did he use me?
Jia Ping'an nodded, "I know."
"You have to remember..." Jiang Han said lightly: "It is a blessing to be able to use it."
Are chrysanthemums in full bloom?
Jia Ping'an agreed.
Jiang Han suddenly became dazed.
The interior suddenly became quiet.
She looked dull and suddenly said, "Life well."
"yes!".
aunt!
Jia Ping'an went out, and several eunuchs and female officials looked at him like a ghost. A female official caught up and asked, "Marty Wuyang, how did you make Gong Zheng laugh?"
"Ming Zheng likes people to praise her beauty."
"Thank you, Marquis Wuyang, you are such a good person."
Later, the female official came out in a dirt and cursed at the outside of the palace: "Jia Ping'an, I will kill him next time I see you!"
The eunuch next to him raised his eyebrows, "How to do it?"
The female official raised her eyebrows and slapped her hands.
"Just do it!"
Jia Ping'an has started class.
After entering the "classroom", the scumbag Teng was talking with Yuchi Xunyu, and Jia Ping'an flew over with a hidden weapon.
"Attend class!"
Outside the door, Haomi sat on the ground, holding a piece of paper in his hand, listening with all his heart, and then recording quickly.
Gradually, a piece of paper was filled with it, and he turned over the paper and continued to record it behind his back.
Later, one class was over and no students asked questions.
Jia Ping'an walked out, Hao Mi wanted to speak but stopped and whispered: "Marty Wuyang, I have something to ask for advice."
"What's the matter?"
Jia Ping'an did not take Hao Mi's secret study behavior to heart.
Hao Mi blushed, "Wuyang Hou, you said that resistance is related to the shape of an object. The more rounded the shape, the smaller the resistance of the air. I think...what would happen if the war horses and soldiers put on round armor?"
This eunuch who steals his master is a bit interesting!
"Of course it will reduce resistance. In fact, you ask those masters who are skilled in equestrians why they have to bow down when galloping... They may not be able to say that, but they must know that this will be faster."
Haomi was stunned.
His original position was to sweep. Later, the emperor asked Jia Ping'an to open a class in the palace and teach a scumbag. At that time, the new school was belittled, so Hao Mi was asked to accompany him.
He went back all the way, and met several eunuchs on the way and asked loudly: "Hami, what have you learned today? But have you learned to defeat others?"
Haomi shook his head, "No, what sir teaches is knowledge."
"Hami, what do you want to do after you learn to learn? Do you still want to serve the eunuchs?"
The eunuch is led by four eunuchs and can be called the prime minister in the harem. Being able to serve them is the ultimate dream of these eunuchs. As for serving the emperor or the crown prince, no one dares to think about it.
Haomi shook her head, "I just want to eat meat every day."
His family is poor, and his biggest wish since childhood is to eat meat every day, even pig meat.
After entering the palace, he could see meat at first. Until he started to take charge of the school, he could see a few slices of meat in his job every few days.
"It would be good to eat a few slices of meat occasionally, but it would be a blessing for us to be able to eat enough."
"Do you still want to serve those four eunuchs? They have leftovers of food every day, and they are usually given to the people who serve them. Haomi, you are embarrassed to even speak, don't dream."
"No leftovers are to be eaten!"
Everyone burst into laughter, and Haomi returned to his place in embarrassment.
He dragged out a wooden box from under the bed, opened it, and half of the box of paper recorded in it.
He took out the records from the previous few times and compared them to today's, then made another bowl of water, dipped his fingers in water, and calculated on the table...
Until supper.
...
"Brother, help me."
It was early in the morning that Jia Ping'an was about to arrive at the Hundred Cavalry, and Cao Yingxiong came to ask for help.
"You are..."
There were a few scratches on Cao Yingxiong's face, which were very deep.
"Yesterday I was in a brothel and several madams fought..."
Several madams actually fought for Cao Yingxiong.
You are so talented.
"You should teach you one by one."
Jia Ping'an didn't think this was a matter.
Cao Yingxiong smiled bitterly, "Brother, one of them... the madam and the nobleman... the nobleman also liked this tone and said that I had slept with his woman and wanted to kill me."
Well!
"who?"
There are actually people who like madams?
This world is so wonderful.
Cao Yingxiong had a bitter face, "It's Cui's man."
To be continued...