Chapter 681 Zhu Shaoqing, does Japan have a brothel?(1/3)
Jia Ping'an came to Honglu Temple.
"Xiao Jia, be calm."
Zhu Tao said resentfully: "You can succeed occasionally when you act impulsively, but it will make your neighbors uneasy..."
In his opinion, diplomacy should be an art that combines deterrence and comfort.
But looking at Master Jia's angry look, Zhu Tao was worried that he would beat the giant horse to death with one punch.
Jia Ping'an turned around and said coldly: "For friends, we need good wine to greet each other, but for wild dogs, we need to use a horizontal knife to cut off their ambitions and wildness."
"What ambition can the Japanese have?"
Zhu Tao laughed.
In the eyes of the monarchs and ministers of the Tang Dynasty, the Japanese were just a tribe who was still in a ignorant state, with ambitions... hahahaha!
Under Jia Ping'an's gaze, the laughter of the king gradually became smaller.
"Zhu Shaoqing, believe me, the Japanese are a scourge."
Zhu Tao muttered, "You say the Turks are a disaster. I believe it. You say the Tubo is a disaster. I believe it. Even if you say the Uighurs are a disaster, I can barely believe it. The Japanese..."
Zhu Tao was hilarious, but he didn't laugh much.
This is respect for Master Jia.
"What if I say that the Khitans are also a disaster?"
Jia Ping'an asked casually, as if it was just a joke.
Zhu Tao pointed at him, like an old man who was amused by a child.
"Jia Ping'an is here."
Ma Yan and others who were discussing the matter stood up. His eyes turned and said in a deep voice: "Let them see our piety."
The idea of ensuring safety comes from the Giant Mara. I remember that before he left, his father Giant Mara Deduo talked about the Tang Dynasty, and he was always accompanied by ambition and worry, so he put forward this idea.
I remember my father's expression at that time... ecstasy? I also feel some comfort from successors.
Jia Ping'an and Zhu Tao were surrounded by others.
Jia Ping'an's eyes turned and he looked at the people inside.
The giant horse horse was shocked, "I have met Zhu Shaoqing and Wuyang Hou."
Jia Ping'an nodded and smiled, "I can't wait to re-discuss friendship with my friends in Japan. I've just returned to Chang'an."
This person is moody, and friendship is mostly due to ulterior motives, and I need to deal with it with caution.
The giant horse horse smiled and said, "Wuyang Hou Dacai, I also learned some of the Tang dynasties with the Tang envoy in Japan, and I like poetry the most..."
This is the truth. After the culture of the Tang Dynasty was spread, the entire Japan was shocked.
Can humans still create such a splendid culture?
Don't doubt it!
For those natives in the East, China's task at the beginning was to export culture, allowing them to gradually get rid of ignorance, and then... open their fangs and bite the creators of this splendid culture.
If there were no China, if there were no outstanding ancestors of China, the entire East would continue to sleep in ignorance... until it fell into a colony amid the sound of cannons in the West. Here we refer to Southeast Asia and South America.
Jia Ping'an said lightly: "Can there be any poems?"
The giant horse horse thought Jia Ping'an was happy to see the hunt, so he recited two poems he wrote.
After finishing the chanting, he found that Zhu Tao looked strange, but Jia Ping'an looked calm.
"how?"
Zhu Tao smiled, "Not bad."
He glanced at Jia Ping'an.
The level of these two poems is probably equivalent to the limerick of the people in the city. If you ask, Jia Ping'an almost burst into laughter.
"What kind of protection do I hear are you looking for?"
Jia Ping'an smiled like a harmless national treasure.
The giant horse horse was slightly happy, "Water is weak and just wants to survive under the wings of the Tang Dynasty, but..." He looked a little scared, "But I heard that the Tang Dynasty was going to attack Goryeo, and I was panicked... I wanted to ask if the Tang Dynasty could provide Japan with a guarantee?"
Your request is really weird!
Jia Ping'an thought of the Soviet Union and Germany during World War II. Both sides were ulterior motives. Vodka wanted to clean up the opponents in the middle of the country first, then rectify the army and rush down.
The mustache is not a fuel-efficient lamp. After sweeping across the continent, he set his sights on Britain. Unfortunately, the navy is not strong, and vodka is constantly rectifying the internal situation, so it seems that it is about to make a comeback.
When vodka comes forward, he must have to clean up his beard, both sides know this.
Then what else is there to say? The first move is the best, and then the move is the disaster...attack!
Japan is a small country at this moment. In less than a few years, they will show their fangs to the Tang Dynasty.
"Who gives you the courage?" Jia Ping'an sneered.
This man is indeed moody!
The giant horse horse smiled and said, "This is just a little wish of Japan. If it can be fulfilled, Japan will be the most determined friend of the Tang Dynasty."
"If you want to be friends with the Tang Dynasty... that's simple." Jia Ping'an smiled like a wolf grandmother, "Send envoys to each other."
The giant horse was as usual, but his heart was full of trouble.
Let the envoys of the Tang Dynasty go to Japan...
The envoy of the Tang Dynasty had been to Japan. That time, the envoy asked the emperor to stand in front of the north and listened to him reading the national letter.
This is the Emperor!
It would be too much for the Emperor to be a subject for the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty!
But at this moment, Japan... In the eyes of the messenger Gao Biaoren, there are a group of short natives, such as the bullshit emperor, just a monkey-like crown.
The Emperor and his ministers refused, Gao Biaoren was furious and left with his sleeves.
Gao Biaoren, the son of former Sui tycoon Gao Bing.
From then on, the whole country of Japan resisted the envoys of the Tang Dynasty.
"this……"
The giant horse hesitated.
"You have sent countless envoys to the Tang Dynasty. Once the Tang Dynasty sent him, he would be rude to him.
Jia Ping'an stood up.
"It's easy to say! It's easy to say!"
The giant horse horse moved in his heart, thinking that this was a good opportunity to confuse the Tang Dynasty.
The Japanese junior high school was afraid and greedy for the Tang Dynasty, so they wanted to swallow a fat baby in one bite, and then they swelled up, but they were worried that they would be beaten up and could not take care of themselves.
If it could be confused, the Tang Dynasty would think that Japan was a devout peace envoy...
"It's easy to say!"
What should I send an envoy to do?
Zhu Tao didn't say anything and was about to ask afterwards.
Jia Ping'an said disdainfully: "As for security protection... in that place in Japan, do you think the Tang Dynasty needs to mobilize troops to cross the sea?"
The giant horse horse smiled and said, "If you can make it write..."
"impossible!"
Jia Ping'an felt that this guy was drunk too much, "If this thing was written in the book of the country, do you think who should bow to the Tang Dynasty or the Japanese?"
hiss!
The giant horse horse thought of Gao Biaoren.
Jia Ping'an left with his longevity.
The giant horse pointed out outside the door, and someone went to stare.
He sat down slowly with a serious expression, "The Tang Dynasty looked down on Japan."
The follower beat the ground and was angry, "If you look down on me, you will look down on me. When the opportunity comes, let them know how powerful I am in Japan. By the way, the name of Japan..."
The name of Japan is really bad. In the past, the Japanese were not educated and thought it was good. Even the former Han Dynasty gave a gold seal: the Queen of Han Vainu, and they were ecstatic.
Later, they gradually learned the culture of the Central Plains and learned that the former Han Dynasty regarded Japan as an indigenous tribe. They immediately became angry and asked for a name change.
At this time, Japan's voice was too low and they frequently asked for it, but the Tang Dynasty would not agree.
Jia Ping'an and Zhu Tao entered the palace.
"On a mission to Japan?"
Li Zhi frowned, "I'm looking for trouble if I have nothing to do!"
To be continued...