Chapter 764 I think your brain is abnormal(1/3)
The firecrackers exploded very loudly, probably the biggest sound from ancient times to the present.
Li Yifu shivered all over and ran to the back of the pillar immediately. He hid behind the pillar and peered at him, seeing Jia Ping'an standing there with anger on his face.
"Is it over?"
Jia Ping'an cursed: "This is the court!"
Changsun Wuji was also shocked, but he was the most stable.
Yu Zhining sat directly on the ground and looked around in panic.
Xu Jingzong was stunned and looked very calm, but then he started to tremble.
The other ministers were in chaos.
Just Yang Deli is fine... Jia Ping'an made a lot of firecrackers and was set up in Daodefang on the New Year, and the bomb was louder than this one!
He had just been quarrel with all the heroes, but he felt that he could spray for another half a day.
Li Zhi was quite comfortable.
Look at these ministers, they were passionate when they besieged me, but now they are just firecrackers that scare them like this. It's really... unbearable!
He narrowed his eyes and said lightly: "Calm down!"
The ministers gradually became quiet, and someone said, "It was Jia Ping'an who set off a big firecracker!"
Damn it!
The artillery fire turned in an instant, and Jia Ping'an had nowhere to hide.
"...The court actually carries such a fierce thing. Jia Ping'an, are you trying to make a mistake?"
Li Yi's mansion was so ugly that he was so angry that he was blown away.
"Your Majesty, severely punish Jia Ping'an!"
"This broom star can not only make the Tang Dynasty unlucky, but also have bad intentions. If that big firecracker is thrown to His Majesty... Your Majesty, please take Jia Ping'an!"
Li Yifu accused him in anger.
Everyone looked at the emperor, but no one noticed that Jia Ping'an took out another big firecracker, ignited it, and threw it at Li Yi's feet...
The guard discovered it again. He couldn't believe that Jia Ping'an had dared to take action, so he rushed over and prepared to destroy the firecrackers. But before he could reach the place, the firecrackers exploded.
Bang!
Li Yifu's body jumped three feet high, and when he landed on the ground, he screamed: "Help!"
He shouted, and the smoke of gunpowder dissipated, and everyone found that there was nothing wrong with this person.
Well!
"Li Xiang... calm!"
"Save me!"
Li Yifu was scared and screamed wildly.
"quiet!"
Master Jia said with a serious look on his face: "We are discussing things! Be serious!"
A group of important officials criticized the emperor wildly. What is serious? This is called seriousness.
But no matter how many beeps you have, they can't withstand a big firecracker. If it is not enough, get a gunpowder pack, ignite it and throw it in the middle, and the Tang Dynasty will be quiet.
Li Yi's mansion knelt down, "Your Majesty, please make the decision of your majesty."
I want to peel you now!
This wild dog is increasingly ignoring the overall situation.
Li Zhi was wondering how many years this person could last.
But Li Yifu felt that he was the emperor's confidant, with his left and right hands... Have you heard of anyone cutting off his left and right hands?
I'm not afraid!
Everyone was silent.
But silence is more terrifying than squirting.
These people stared at Jia Ping'an with cold eyes. Once these old ghosts were about to be attracted to anyone, they would have to search for a rope as soon as possible and hang it on the hang.
"Your Majesty, the broom star is terrifying. Please punish Jia Ping'an severely."
"The meteorite rain was attracted by Jia Ping'an. If this person is not severely punished, the Tang Dynasty and Your Majesty will be in danger!"
"Severely punish Jia Ping'an!"
The crowd is so passionate!
Lao Xu and his cousin are struggling to refute it, but they are just stand-up crosstalk.
Li Ji glanced at Jia Ping'an and thought that this kid was a disaster, but...
Li Ji stood up, "Your Majesty, this is a bad word!"
Li Yifu was covered in smoke and sneered: "What does British Duke mean? I know that the Biaoshen and your grandson are sympathetic to your brothers, but this is the court!"
He cleverly used Jia Ping'an's previous words to counterattack Li Ji.
Li Ji said lightly: "The achievements of Sanmenxia are enough to prove that Wuyang Gong is not a broom star."
Jia Ping'an suddenly laughed.
"why are you laughing?"
Li Yifu asked coldly.
"I laughed that the meteorite rain did not cause any damage, but some people couldn't wait to use this matter to achieve their ulterior motives."
Look at the emperor, sitting there seemed particularly weak, pitiful and helpless...
Pooh!
Read it wrong.
The emperor was preparing to pretend to be a grandson and then he would wrestle his wrists with his ministers after he had overcome this difficulty.
but……
Jia Ping'an said disdainfully: "The meteorite rain fell. What about the Tang Dynasty today? Is there a disaster? Is there an important person going? Is it raining? If there is a heavy rain, is it my fault? Or if the earth dragon turns over, it is also my fault... Do you know what this behavior is called?"
He said word by word: "It's called... a person is useless, and the strange eggs hurt!"
Yang Deli couldn't help but be stunned as he watched his cousin talking to his ministers.
When did my cousin be so brave?
These big guys are not good at it. My cousin... aren't you afraid of being beaten to death by them?
Li Yifu said lightly: "The meteorite rain is a disaster, and there has been a public opinion. I will ask you today, "You said it is harmless, may it prove it?"
Of course!
Jia Ping'an nodded.
Li Yifu was secretly happy and thought to himself how this meteorite rain could prove harmless? Jia Ping'an was also thrown into the trap.
"Xiao Jia!"
Xu Jingzong was a little nervous, always thinking that Jia Ping'an's words were too much. If he turned around, he could not prove that the meteorite rain was harmless... these old ghosts could swallow him alive!
I was impulsive!
Lao Xu really loves me sincerely, but unfortunately he is an old man...
If it is a woman, I will definitely work with her.
"You all go to the night to watch the star constellations, and watch the Milky Way shining brightly throughout the sky and the stars are twinkling. These stars are big and small, far and near from us. Small stars that are close will be sucked by the big ball under our feet."
Jia Ping'an pointed to the top of his head and said, "Do you know why the white clouds don't float out? That's because there is a cover on the sky above our heads. This cover protects us. After the meteorite is sucked, it will break through the cover and then..."
His hand moved down, "You have also galloped, but do you still remember what you felt?"
Xu Jingzong said, "The wind whistled in his ears, making it whizzy."
Lao Xu is worthy of being my best supporting actor... Jia Ping'an nodded, "There is no wind, all that is to break the friction of the air after the speed is fast, so it feels like wind..."
Is it... Master Jia also a little confused, but I'll talk about it first.
"When the speed is fast enough, the air friction increases, and the meteorites will burn violently...so we can see the meteorites shining, even dragging a small tail, because they are burning... not anything."
A bunch of idiots.
“How to prove it.”
Li Yifu still clings to this!
"I saw the meteorite rain falling in the east, so I must have burned incompletely. So I went to search."
Seeing that everyone wanted to attack, Li Zhi said, "Since that's the case, I will send Chen Qiu to go with him."
To be continued...