Chapter 156 Life is short and urgent
Tang Zeqian was criticized by the "Pure Land Holy Lotus" but could not even refute a word.
Who made him really a chicken?
However, he always felt that the "Pure Land Holy Lotus" had ulterior motives to let him get struck by lightning.
"Are you sure that being struck by lightning can really change my talent?"
"Pure Land Holy Lotus" said: "Of course! Didn't you fool some old monks outside just now? All dharmas are empty. The good talent and the poor talent are actually just because the frequency of quantum vibration is different! Since that's the case, you might as well let the sky hit thunder and try it. Maybe it can change the frequency of quantum vibration and thus change your talent..."
Your sister!
You said that I was just fooling the old monk!
I used the words to fool myself and even fool myself into being lame. How crazy should I be to do such a thing?
Tang Zeqian instantly didn't want to chat with this "Pure Land Holy Lotus" anymore!
Unexpectedly, the "Pure Land Holy Lotus" suddenly changed the topic and said, "Do you want to know what happened between the Saint Shinluan and the Buddha Mother of the Lotus Pond?"
Tang Zeqian was excited: If you chat with me about this, I will not be sleepy!
"Pure Land Holy Lotus" said: "The reason why the Buddha Mother of the Lotus Pond was able to attain enlightenment is because when Saint Shinluan was practicing overseas in the past, he accidentally threw a rare jade cold lotus into the sky thunder pool. After being baptized by the thunder thunder in the thunder pool, the jade cold lotus successfully transformed and actually took the lead in realizing the Buddha Mother of the Lotus Pond..."
Your uncle! You want to lie to me again and get struck by lightning!
Tang Zeqian was so angry!
I was originally holding a burning gossip heart and wanted to listen to some interesting stories, but I didn't expect that this bad lotus was very bad. I made up random things and brought private goods in the gossip story. I wanted to coax him to go to the Alei Strike, which was simply unfair.
"Pure Land Holy Lotus" saw his expression and guessed that he must be whispering in his heart, so he said again: "I'm not joking with you! Hitting lightning is the most convenient and effective way I can think of! You may not have this sense of urgency, and always feel that you are not in a hurry to improve your level. Every day, you can just live by yourself...
But have you ever thought about what if one day you accidentally exposed it? What consequences will happen?
Monsters, ghost kings, filthy creatures, shadow shogunate... Will they be angry and embarrassed by being fooled by a chicken as a monkey, and killing the chicken to vent their anger?"
Not to mention, Tang Zeqian was indeed a little dissatisfied: Life is short and you can't stop until you get drunk! Anyway, there are the Pure Land Holy Lotus and the Blood-Eyed Ghost Emperor tied him up, so these two guys wouldn't watch others kill him, right?
Of course, there is still a little bit of urgency, but it is not as strong as the day and night.
"Even if I'm willing to be struck by lightning, I have to make all kinds of preparations in advance, right? Could it be like a fool, waiting for the thundering weather, running into the rain to fly kites? Or have a Cosplay show, putting a lightning rod on my head and pretending to be a snail baby?"
"Pure Land Holy Lotus" said in surprise: "If you want to try it, there are actually many ways!
There is a Void Thunder Pool in Hongan Temple, which was passed down after the Buddha Mother of the Lotus Pool achieved enlightenment. However, the bloodline of Master Shinluan and the direct descendants of the Lotus Pool Buddha Mother can be opened. There are not even the fifth-level peak masters among these two descendants, so I am afraid they cannot be opened...
There is a 'Mountain and Rivers Thunder God Talisman' in Fushimi Inari Grande Club. Just set up an altar of Thunder God to summon thunder.
The foundation of the Ping'an Shrine is slightly worse, but there is also a Kui Niu drum that can also release thunder by urging the spiritual energy to beat the drum, but the consumption is relatively high. At least a sixth-level peak master must be beating the drum for three hours to meet your needs. It is estimated that the sixth-level peak master will be exhausted.
In addition, there is a Yin-Yang Thunder Mirror in the treasure house of Yin-Yang Lao..."
After hearing this, Tang Zeqian felt that it was not reliable.
All forces may have some thunder magic weapons, but what excuses should I find to borrow from others?
His current personality is the omnipotent owner of the Gouxuan Pavilion, who is a god-like existence. How can he ask for something from the "juniors"?
The owner of the museum can't afford to lose his face!!
Moreover, if you take the initiative to ask for it, it will easily cause some unnecessary associations.
——Unless someone comes to the door on his own initiative!
Tang Zeqian's mind was turning quickly. This was a good idea. With his courage, Tang Zeqian dared to wear masks for mosquitoes, gloves for mice, and fierce covers for cows... As long as you think about it, there is nothing you can't do. The key is how to fool it!
Who should I find?
Forget it, the monks in Hongan Temple just agreed to help him take care of the house, but turned around and went to plan the assets in the temple. This was too unrighteous! Moreover, the Void Thunder Pool in Hongan Temple requires the bloodline of the descendants of the Saint Shinluan and the Buddha Mother of the Lotus Pond. Even if he is fooled, it is useless.
It will be relatively easy to get the Kui Niu drum in Heian Shrine. After all, Shiranomiyaji and Seto Moono of Heian Shrine have become fans of the master's master. As long as he fabricates a reasonable reason, he will not worry that the Kui Niu drum will not come to the owner's bowl.
But the problem is - I can't find a master who can help beat the drum for three hours.
There are a few masters he knows at the peak of the sixth level, including Shiranomiya Shiraki, Ishida Ichiro, and Tsukamoto's master...
But Ishida Ichiro and Tsukamoto's great priest are both old. Not to mention urging spiritual power to beat the drum for three hours in a row, even if they beat the drum for three hours like ordinary people, they can exhaust these two people who are over 170 years old!
As for Shiranomiyaji lost his own essence and blood twice in order to seal the Ghost Sect, he probably wouldn't be able to recover in a short period of time!
Forget it, Kui Niu Drum seems too useless!
As for the "Thunder God Talisman of the Fushimi Inari Grande Club" that is also a treasure of the community, it should not be so easy to get it.
Although he had a bit of friendship with the Grand Priest Tsukamoto, his friendship was not enough to fool others into taking out the treasures in the community!
By this calculation, the Yin-Yang Thunder Mirror in Yin-Yang Lao is easier to succeed.
After all, there was a deep emotional foundation laid by Mr. Ishida Ichiro before, and then Elder Shirao was completely impressed after this Ghost Sect storm...
Moreover, Ishida Ichiro has a transcendent position in the Onmyoji, and his voice is even greater than that of President Shibasaki.
If the gap can be opened from Ishida Ichiro, the "Yin and Yang Thunder Mirror" is almost the same as getting it.
——Well, it was such a pleasant decision.
Let’s start at the “Yinyang Thunder Mirror” in Yinyangliao and see how to fool the “Yinyang Thunder Mirror”!!
Chapter completed!