Chapter 626: End of the Bird(1/2)
The book says that the outcome of a war is actually decided before the war begins.
I think this is true at all.
The higher the battle, the smaller the effect of accidental factors. In the battle of the Sky Arena at 1,000 points, the difference between the two sides will be in turn at 300 points. However, when the scores are more than 2,300 points, the scores are more than 20 points, and the turnover may be less than 20%. A few cases of weak defeating the strong are also hidden by one side, which leads to inaccurate estimation of the arena.
As for the gods, there is actually no suspense.
So when Yinshuang and I returned hand in hand, the wind was calm, the world was clear, and the heart was peaceful.
Victory is that simple.
Many people imagine that god-level battles should be earth-shaking and gorgeous. The gods manipulate their own laws and project the illusions of thousands of worlds. A battle can be used in a dream for many years without shooting...
In fact, Sister Shasha and Lao Wentou were indeed fighting so much back then. One projected the kingdom of God and the other projected the abyss, and millions of gods and demons were killed in a ball. The world was twisted, the mountains and rivers were shattered, and the scene was magnificent.
But from the current perspective, that battle was too low-end.
Sister Sasha was bound by the racial restrictions of the succubus. She did not let herself be infected with divinity and was destined to be the strongest mortal. Winston was a god with insufficient IQ. Although the two had combat power comparable to gods, they did not have the means of gods.
What are the methods of the gods?
Many people probably don’t believe it. In fact, the main god-level battle is basically a close fight between the two sides. The scene is similar to the vegetable market hawkers fighting urban management. It is as rough as it is. The only difference is that if one side’s strength is not controlled safely, the aftermath can often sweep half of the continent...
Gods are generally unwilling to admit such things to save face, so the church always hires a group of unsuccessful popular novel writers to write church epics, so that they can play a lot of fantasy.
In fact, when the God of Light and the God of Darkness were confronted head-on, they swung their arms and directly slashed their faces. The God of Darkness had no lower limit. They could even steal peaches by monkeys.
So, the scene between Yinshuang and I fought against the Chaos God, and the scene was unremarkable.
Before the battle, I had an iron hammer in my right hand and a sickle in my left hand, and I hid the treasure book in my chest, silver frost in white clothes, and a holy sword in my hand.
These things look like ordinary weapons, but they are actually highly condensed substances of laws. The specific principles are too complicated and cannot be explained. In short, remember that the attack power is basically close to the data overflow.
After setting up our posture, we rushed up and chopped wildly. The Chaos God fought against two. Sure enough, the god was so powerful that he was slashed and screamed endlessly.
...Well, it is not objective enough to describe the situation in this way. It overemphasizes the spirit of revolutionary optimism, but does not make a clear sense: revolution is not about treating guests and shooting artillery, but about to sacrifice.
In other words, the battle situation is really dangerous. The reason why the Chaos God fought miserably is that it was born too short and its IQ and EQ were infinitely close to zero. There was no skill in combat, so although its absolute power was stronger than the sum of Yinshuang and I, the actual strength was less than half.
But its learning ability is really strong. It is worthy of being a god born from all mankind's beliefs, and its IQ is probably as high as the total of all mankind.
Fortunately, many people on the mainland have negative IQs, otherwise this guy would be invincible when he was born, so Yinshuang and I could only deliver vegetables to others.
Of course, even so, we can only be considered a narrow victory. Fortunately, Yinshuang and I were about to go to the ground, but we were still half a day before the seal was lifted and rushed forward to fight it to death. Just as the Chaos God's intelligence had not yet fully developed. When the battle was halfway through, this guy could already counterattack fiercely, putting Yinshuang and I at a disadvantage.
We were thinking, if we came half a day later, this guy would be in full shape as soon as he came up, so he would still be able to kill a bird?
Fortunately, the disadvantage in the early stage was too great, and the later stage was not enough to turn the tables. The Chaos God finally fell down. My hammer sickle and Silver Shuang's Holy Sword of Light hit it at the same time, and the Chaos God disappeared from then on.
Before the guy died, he actually spoke in Penglai: "I'm not willing!"
Yes, I was not willing to accept it if I changed it. I finally reincarnated and became the best in the world. As a result, before I could swing my baton, I would cut your life in half. I think it would be like this to take over the cuckold.
Thinking about it now, the God of Chaos is actually a child - oh no, to be precise, he is actually a baby!
So when I returned to reality from the broken void, I always wandered in my mind a question.
So I asked without shame: "My sister Yin, do you think we were considered child abuse just now?"
Yinshuang was obviously shocked by our problem. She was stunned for a long time: "I finally won, what is the boring problem in your mind?"
Then before I could argue, she took the initiative and consciously became sentimental.
"The God of Chaos... is actually quite pitiful. He doesn't know anything at all, but his birth is original sin. As you said, if we kill it, it is no different from child abuse."
Yinshuang is not a sentimental person. I guess her feelings at this time are more of a mutual appreciation for the Chaos God.
That guy was so amazing. In the late war, one man beat us two like table tennis. My ideal was polluted by its universal liberal values, and Yinshuang's belief in light almost flashed into cataracts.
This kind of opponent is unique. We have encountered opponents who cannot join forces before, but the Chaos God is far superior to anyone, not only because it is strong, but also because it has a bright future.
Think about it, Yinshuang and I are not their opponents when we have leveled, so how spectacular would this guy be?
At that time, the constants of the entire world will change suddenly, perhaps human beings will perish under chaos, or perhaps a brand new civilization will emerge?
Unfortunately, no matter how beautiful the future is, it has nothing to do with us as long as human beings perish. Our justice is limited to human justice and cannot follow the will of the universe. Therefore, although the God of Chaos is truly an amazing opponent, we cannot be lenient when it dies.
"However, whenever I think of us killing the most powerful and potential existence in the world, I feel guilty."
Yinshuang's mentality is undoubtedly the real strong mentality. Although we are also old couples, Yinshuang's slightly frowning expression when she spoke was still heart-warming.
So I took advantage of this moment of agility and quickly came up with a wonderful idea.
"Since you feel guilty about killing the genius, come and remedy it."
Yinshuang looked at me, and a trace of expectation appeared in her eyes.
Seeing this look, I began to be nostalgic again - people are prone to nostalgic when they are old. My objective age is thousands or tens of thousands of years old, and my psychological age is as high as fifteen. Don’t look down on fifteen years old. The goal standard of a democratic country in ancient times has dropped to three years old. I am afraid that it is already sixty years old at the age of fifteen.
When I first met Yinshuang, that guy was so strong. Although he didn't say it, he was always very proud in his heart. He took on all the problems himself. He had never asked others for help, let alone who he relied on.
But now, after our unremitting efforts, we have finally opened up a soil of trust on this deserted field. Yinshuang actually knows how to rely on us 7e
"The remedy is very simple. Since we have killed one of the best in the world, then we will give birth to another one."
Yinshuang's eyes widened: "Another one more!?"
"Yes, what's wrong? With our talents, the children born must be of the highest qualifications. According to Moore's Law, as long as you are eighteen months pregnant, the children born will be at least twice as strong as us!"
"You..." Yinshuang looked like she saw a ghost, but after a moment, the color stretched out and she couldn't help laughing. "It's you, it's always a bad idea."
"Tsk, girl, don't think you are upright. If you say no, you are afraid you are already wet..."
Before I finished speaking, I felt a huge force coming from behind my head. I was instantly smashed into the ground one thousand meters from five thousand meters above the altitude, and Venus emerged in a mess.
The battle at the god level was quite rough. Yinshuang just held the hilt of the holy sword upside down and bombarded it like a meteor hammer. The laws superimposed on it were more layers than the thickened sanitary napkins that were popular in the Liberty League recently, and it is powerful enough to destroy the world.
——The dividing line that has passed countless years—
Raising children is an art.
Of course, young people nowadays rarely have this kind of artistic feeling. Most of their artistic cells are used to give birth, and they often do not really give birth, and only complete the foreplay of birth, that is, the behavior of o-communication, and then? Then there is nothing else.
From a professional perspective, isn’t this the eunuch’s behavior? It’s shameful for anyone with professional ethics. But people in the world like this shameful behavior, singing every night, and fighting every day, but when they were pregnant, they frowned.
"What should I do? Do I need to fight?"
Beat your uncle!
What a sacred job to nurture a new life? Someone actually wants to have an abortion?
I declare that starting today, people with contraceptives and abortions will be humanely destroyed.
Unfortunately, before I could really say this, I heard a very unhappy voice.
"Your wu, you have enough. You can't take your anger at the vast crowd of people on the continent just because you are infertile."
These days, there will be no other person who dares to become so powerful with me except Yinshuang. Although this guy is only the lord of the left palace and has a theoretical status lower than that of the lord of the right palace, he is not as good as that of the real power.
After all, Kelly lacks IQ. After years of training and nourishment of rain and dew, she will now touch the edge of the gods. If you want to truly gain divinity, it will be impossible for a few years to work hard.
In my opinion, I am so stupid that I can't help it. In the harem, this qualification is really slow.
Three years ago, Teacher Hua successfully became the gods and was appointed as the Minister of Education in the Red Kingdom of God. Half a year ago, even Bai Shixuan entered the Kingdom of God. Now he is engaged in wildlife protection, and it seems that he is developing towards the direction of the Druid God.
Clotil was named a god five years ago, but he joined Yinshuang's divine kingdom system and encouraged Yinshuang to quarrel and divorce me all day long.
As for Sister Sasha? Not to mention, there are now three main gods in the divine realm, and Sister Sasha is one of them. Once the threat of the Chaos God is gone, her destiny will be as fast as turning against her face...
In addition to these people who have proved their power to embark on the road to enthronement of gods, many of them know who have been recognized through faith. For example, Shi Niang of the Du family replaced the Great Elder of the Hua family and became the leader of the Blue Blood Alliance, she joined Yinshuang's divine kingdom system not long after, and was specially hired by Yinshuang as a trustless person as a consultant.
In fact, among the masters I know, as long as the gods are enthroned, most of them have joined the Kingdom of God of Yinshuang. My Red Kingdom of God is obviously more powerful, but its popularity is not as good as...
"Because no matter how you look at it, you are not a reliable boss."
Yinshuang continued to hit me mercilessly.
"By the way, when did you say the first time that the descendant reproduction plan came? At that time, you vowed to give birth to descendants comparable to the Chaos God, but except for the joy of fish and water, there seemed to be nothing substantial! Fortunately, you were so scumbag-like and didn't let any woman go. Some time ago, you said you would go to the real plane for a private visit, but you ran to Sister Sasha's temple and didn't return at night. Oh, do you really think I don't know anything?"
Of course, the girl Yinshuang knows everything, and I can't do this.
For example, I don’t know that women can be so nagging after getting married, and... vicious.
Infertility is really not my problem. As we all know, there is reproductive isolation between different species. As a revolutionary mentor, I am the Red God Lord, and my species attributes are unparalleled and unique. If you want to cross with other species to a new life, it is like masturbating and getting pregnant with your right hand.
How difficult!
There are hardships on the road to revolution, which is ordinary, but Yinshuang is nagging endlessly. Fortunately, this conversation only happened between me and me, otherwise it would have been spread, in addition to revolution, my clergy might have to add a god of contraception and infertility in the mainland.
It's better to die.
"By the way, I heard you went down to meet Mrs. Elizabeth some time ago? Think clearly, that's Kelly's mother."
Now I can't bear it anymore. How could my pure family affection with my elders be seen in Yinshuang's eyes?
"Girl, you are really worth it when you are looking for trouble recently... Although you have more gods than me in your kingdom of God, don't forget that you are not my opponent when you really fight."
As a result, Yin Shuang snorted coldly: "The question is, do you dare to fight?"
"Why don't you dare?"
"Because I'm pregnant."
I was really going to collapse: "…Whose?"
To be continued...