15. Stuffing salt in the crotch makes the eggs hurt
Shengshi Moyin has high requirements for singing skills, but Shengshi Beauty is not so strict, because its focus is on appearance. As long as the typhoon and singing skills are not bad, it can at least advance to the first round.
Li Dan kept advising Li Xiang to enter the prosperous era for beauty. Li Xiang thought about it and thought it made sense. Now that he was in the prosperous era for magic sound, he was not sure. He was very likely to repeat the same mistakes and could not pass the auditions. However, if he entered the prosperous era for beauty, his appearance and his singing skills would undoubtedly be more confident.
"Okay, go and have a beautiful face in the prosperous times." Li Xiang said, "Hey, what do you think of my appearance?"
Li Dan patted him on the shoulder with a snap: "It's a little worse than me."
Li Xiang looked at Li Dan. Although his uncle Li Jin was nearly fifty years old, he was still very handsome. He was even more amazing when he was young. He was a famous handsome guy, tall and handsome, but the aunt looked ordinary. Li Dan matched them with their appearance, with an average appearance and an ordinary handsome man.
Li Dan: "There is no harm without comparison. Don't look at my appearance. Go in quickly and take advantage of the fact that I am still confident."
Li Xiang curled his lips, and he disdained to argue with him on this issue.
He entered the track with great confidence.
There were three teachers at the audition, two men and one woman. When he saw Li Xiang coming in, he first looked up and down at his figure, appearance and temperament, and then asked Li Xiang to sing a song casually, judging his singing skills while observing his typhoon.
The "Star of Today" program is looking for tomorrow's idol. They believe that to become a potential star, you must not be talented, and appearance and temperament are equally important. Some people are born to be a job in the entertainment industry. Some people are full of talent, but they are not suitable for the stage and are not suitable for the front and show up in front. They may be more suitable for behind-the-scenes work.
That's why the program is divided into three tracks, and the audition of the Today Star is from three focuses.
The track of Shengshi Beauty has been controversial since its establishment.
In the first three seasons, the players on this track have never won the final championship once. In the PK battle, they were generally at a disadvantage and ranked at the bottom of the three tracks.
Especially in the third season of last year, the only player left in the Shengshi Beauty Track lost in the PK battle of 6 to 5 and was eliminated. At this point, no player left in this track and handed in the blank paper early, which made He Caihong, the instructor of Shengshi Beauty at that time, lose his face and was extremely embarrassed.
This year is the fourth season, and He Caihong chose not to do it. Although it is said that she is too busy with work and cannot get rid of herself, it is hard to say that she does not have the impact of her early defeat last year.
Since the founding of "Star Today", He Caihong has been serving as the mentor of the Shengshi Beauty Track and has lasted for three seasons. In the three seasons, the contestants she led are always inferior to those of other tracks, which may make her very frustrated, so she left the blame.
It can be seen from this that the overall strength of the Shengshi Beauty track is relatively weak and is also extremely controversial.
"Okay, this is your student number. Congratulations, you passed our first exam." The only female teacher among the three teachers said with a smile, handing Li Xiang a famous brand with a number, number 099.
"Thank you, teacher!"
The process was a bit relaxed, beyond Li Xiang's expectations.
"Well, come on!" said the female teacher.
"Thank you, teacher! I will come on."
As soon as Li Xiang came out, Li Dan came over and asked with concern: "How is it? The beauty track must be very simple for you."
"Look, what is this?" Li Xiang showed Li Dan the famous brand.
"Wow! First-class quality! This is a pass certificate, I know you can do it! Li Xiang, you finally did not disappoint the expectations of your elders for you. I am very pleased. Hey, Li Xiang, you said you passed so easily. Do I want to try it too?" Li Dan was eager to try it.
Li Xiang encouraged: "I think it's quite relaxed. A good-looking person can just stand there and pass without talking. You think you are better than me, so you have to go even more. When you see, such a handsome man, I can only pass by one word, and I will only say it once!"
Li Dan's confidence began to swell a little, "Then am I really going?"
"You go, I'll be here to support you!"
Those who accompany friends to participate in the talent show are an extremely strong group. Often the main players end up doing nothing, but the people who accompany them make a comeback! So Li Xiang dare not ignore Dandan's classmate! Maybe his two light words of encouragement inadvertently created a huge comedian.
I've thought too much.
Li Dan is going quickly and back quickly.
He said dejectedly: "The teachers are very satisfied with my appearance and said they have exceeded No. 099. However, the teachers asked me to sing, but I can't sing, so they asked me to go back and practice, come again next year, and I will definitely give me a pass certificate next year."
Li Xiang expressed serious doubts about these words, but seeing Dandan's depressed expression, he looked like he was unable to bear the tragedy of life, he chose not to say anything, do nothing, and let it go.
"Brother, have you heard of gold, wood, water and fire?"
"What?"
"Gold, wood, water, fire, you."
When Li Dan saw that it was two other people around him talking.
One of the boys asked in surprise: "I haven't heard of it, isn't it gold, wood, water, fire and earth?"
Another person smiled and said, "It's gold, wood, water, fire, you are earthy, you are so earthy!"
The boy suddenly looked embarrassed.
Li Xiang and Li Dan couldn't help but look at the two of them, the one who mocked him, wearing fancy clothes and long braids.
Another boy who was ridiculed was not rustic in fact to Li Xiang and Li Dan, but his clothes looked a little older, a pair of white shoes that were not obvious to the brand, a pair of white jeans, a white T-shirt, a clear muscle line, a dark skin, a guitar on his back, bright eyes, and clean short hair.
It is completely two extremes and the person who mocks him.
At this moment, fancy bells and whistles are constantly making noises about jeans.
Li Dan looked at Li Xiang in confusion. Without saying a word, Li Xiang knew what he wanted to ask, is this man or a woman?
"It should be a man, so there are no female students here." Li Xiang said in a low voice.
"You two are muttering!"
He stared at Li Xiang and Li Dan in a fancy way, guessing that they were not saying anything good, because he saw these two people keep looking at him, and his eyes made him extremely annoying.
Li Xiang: "Ah, it's nothing. We whisper, it has nothing to do with you."
The fancy bells didn't hear what they were saying, but he was suspicious. He could only snort coldly when he heard this and continued to ridicule the jeans.
Li Xiang saw that Jeans were honest, and his face turned red, and he could only retort a few dry words.
"Has he offended you? Is it necessary to have his mouth so spicy?" Li Xiang said.
"The person who chose the beauty of the prosperous times is not such a person. This is a shame to our track." The other party looked so arrogant.
It turns out that they are all passers-by students from the Shengshi Beauty Track.
Li Xiang said: "You are not a teacher, and the teacher thinks he can do it, why do you say that he is not worthy?"
"The higher the appearance, the greater the responsibility. I have such responsibility!"
Li Xiang and Li Dan were choked by this sentence and almost spit out.
What a narcissistic person this is.
Li Dan couldn't help it anymore, and he was also a vicious tongue.
"Do you know why there is no wind in gold, wood, water, fire and earth?"
The other party said disdainfully: "I don't know, I don't want to know either."
Li Dan didn't care whether he wanted to know or not, as long as he heard it.
"Because you are raising the wind with you, you have soared up to 90,000 miles."
"Who are you scolding?"
Li Dan said with a smile: "Don't be angry~ Don't be angry, how about treating you to fish? I think you are very good at picking on the thorns!"
The other party looked at Li Dan up and down and sneered: "You are so ugly, you must be here to accompany you in the exam. It's so pitiful."
Li Danya was itchy and said to herself: "Okay, don't eat fish or fish, then you have time to shit together? Oh, I forgot one thing, we may not go into the same toilet, haha, sorry."
The other party was furious and gave up his jeans and looked at Li Dan Balabala.
Li Dan knew the essence of a quarrel. Once the other party became excited, he could breathe a sigh of relief: "What kind of breed are you? Why are you so fierce?"
The other party was nagging endlessly.
Li Xiang tried to persuade the fight and criticized Li Dan: "You are really awesome. If you don't know the variety, you'll be noisy. You're really stuffed with salt in your crotch. You're so idle. Stop talking. Don't talk, go home~"
Chapter completed!