271, Dou Dou was pissed to death (2)
"Sister, sister~ Are you swollen? Sister, are you swollen? Dou Dou, Dou Dou~ wake up, don't sleep with buds~"
Shishi was behind Dou Dou, and quickly supported the young lady, calling the young lady who was already far away affectionately. Her little face was full of concern, and she immediately said to Li Xiang angrily: "Di Ge Ge, you big villain, you have angered my sister to death~"
Oh, for the first time in my life, Teacher Li called Li Xiang a bad guy, this, this...
The status of the family in the little sister's heart has been officially revealed. I'm not sure whether Li Xiang is at the bottom, but it must be behind Dou Dou. In the little sister's heart, Xiao Dou Dou, who was born with her, played hide-and-seek, was the one who was the one who was most reluctant to leave, and his brother was the second.
Li Xiang was a little sad, but now he was not at the right time because he pissed Dou Dou to death. On the morning, the Li family lost a cute child. This was a treasure baby. It could not be lost. It could not be lost for a second. In this situation, Li Xiang quickly pressed Dou Dou. Before Li Chao raised the kitchen knife, if Dou Dou was not rescued, the next person who lost to Xiao Li family was probably him, and he was killed by Xiang Xiaoyuan and Li Chao.
At this moment, the young lady's soul had already jumped into the sky. She opened her hands and circled over the restaurant, cheering loudly, "I can fly, I can fly, I grow wings, wow~ I am such a powerful Dou Dou." When she saw Li Daxiang, she recognized this as a big bad guy, so she opened her teeth and claws, pulled his ears, pulled his hair, pinched his nose, clamped his mouth, bite his chin, scratched his itchy flesh, farted him... After a while, she saw Li Daxiang coming to a super beautiful little princess, pinching his nose...
Huh? Is this little princess so cute and so beautiful? Wow~ Is it really the most beautiful little sister in the world? Huh? Is it like she? Is it like she?
Soul Dou Dou then realized that the cutest little princess in the world in the restaurant was herself. She was flying up. How swollen and fat is this? Is it a mistake?
She started thinking about it and then thought about it, but later she realized that she was so angry~
Soothing~ Elephant! The elephant has a long nose, and there are many bad guys in the elephant~ She was so angry that she was killed by the elephant~
She was still so young and wanted to grow up happily with Shishi, so she pounced on Dou Dou, who was angry to death. Huh? The next second, she opened her eyes and woke up. She saw Shishi, mother, father, hum, and also saw Li Daxiang. She opened her mouth and whined, and unexpectedly bit Li Daxiang's nose. The elephant's nose was long and long. She bit with her small breasts, which was smelly and relieved.
Li Xiang covered his face, screamed, and almost lost his nose. He let go of his hand, went to the bathroom, looked into the mirror, and two teeth were stamped on the bridge of his nose. His tall and straight nose seemed to be bitten by a rabbit at this moment, which looked very funny.
"What's wrong? Is it okay?" Xiang Xiaoyuan's voice sounded behind him.
Li Xiang said sadly: "It hurts so much."
Xiang Xiaoyuan said calmly: "It hurts so much, that's right. Anyone who gets bitten like this will hurt so much."
Li Xiang tilted his head slightly and looked at Xiaoyuan's mother from the mirror, "Mom, what do you mean?"
Xiang Xiaoyuan smiled and said, "When will the revenge be repaid? I'm here to persuade him to make peace. You pissed Dou Dou for 31 seconds. Dou Dou bit you and you were even. No one can take revenge, otherwise you will be eliminated on the spot. Will you accept it?"
What an accurate concept of time, 31 seconds? It’s so accurate!
Li Xiang gritted his teeth and a word "suit" popped up from his teeth.
Xiang Xiaoyuan touched his head, praised him for knowing the overall situation and having the overall situation, and left with relief. Li Xiang washed his face, washed off the saliva from his nose, pressed the bridge of his nose, and the teeth marks could not be eliminated. After that, he had no shame to see Wu Xuefei today.
He walked out of the bathroom and came to the restaurant. When Dou Dou saw him, he jumped off the chair and wanted to fight. Shishi hurriedly hugged his sister and persuaded him to fight, "Don't do this, sister, don't do this. You are Dou Dou, you will die!"
Shishi's little face was full of seriousness and seriousness. This sentence is not a fool, it will really die. He was so angry that he died of 31 seconds just now.
One Shishi alone could not stop Dou Dou. Fortunately, Xiang Xiaoyuan and Li Chao were here, and one of them pulled his arms and the other's calf, dragging Dou Dou to the spot.
Although he was stopped by his parents and sister, Dou Dou was merciless and said to Li Xiang in a silence that he wanted to fight with him. She was so angry now, so angry, what should I do if she did...
Everyone came to persuade her, including Li Xiang.
Li Xiang: "Don't do this, kid, you can't fight with me, because you can't beat me. If my mother hadn't asked me to let you go, I'd beat you up now, so don't run over and see my hand? My brother is afraid that he won't be able to control himself by then, so he beat you up again..."
Dou Dou became even more angry and said angrily: "Dou Dou will also beat you up~"
She waved her fists and said, "Blow the elephant, round it again, and flatten it again..."
This is to knead Li Xiang as dough, then put it in a oil pan and fry it.
Li Chao explained that this is making magnolia. Magnolia is a delicious fried snack, and Dou Dou likes it very much.
"Yes, what Dad said is right. He fryed the elephant into magnolia offal and ate it. Oh wow, I ate you."
Shishi took on the role of being a good friend, and the little adult blocked Dou Dou and Li Xiang in a way, preventing her closest two from falling in love and killing each other, and letting them sell her face.
But looking at her sister's appearance, she was not going to let her pigeon go. What could this be done? The child's head was instantly enlightened and said to Li Xiang: "Geon, brother, please give her sister 5 yuan, so she won't be angry."
When Li Xiang heard this, he thought about it, took out 5 yuan from his pocket, and shook it in front of Dou Dou.
Dou Dou was like a little zombie who saw the Zongzi. He was just lively and was so fierce that he immediately calmed down. His big eyes rolled around with the waving banknotes, and he laughed at Li Xiang with a silly smile. Although he didn't say it, the meaning was already very obvious. Can you give the 5 yuan to the young lady?
"Do you want it?" Li Xiang asked knowingly.
Shishi nodded her head. Her original intention was to worry that her sister was embarrassed, so she nodded instead. However, in Dou Dou's opinion, Shishi wanted to compete with her for 5 yuan. She was so scared that she nodded quickly and said with a very thick face: "Yes, I want~ Give it to me, give me, elephant, give the Lun family 5 yuan..."
The child means that the elephant made her angry for a while. This is a great crime. If you don’t want to go to jail and want to ask for forgiveness from the young lady, you must give her the 5 yuan, otherwise you will be 110 and ask the police uncle to help. If the police uncle can’t beat the elephant, she will beat Yao Yaoling and ask the monster to catch the elephant. Are you afraid of monsters?
Li Xiang said: "You are the sister, I am the brother. It is natural for the brother to give his sister pocket money. I will give you 5 yuan, a huge sum of money, and collect it."
He generously stuffed the money into Dou Dou's arms. Dou Dou held the 5 yuan with a smile, feeling like he was holding a pile of gold bricks.
Chapter completed!