319, listening to grandma tell ghost stories
"Okay, little babies, don't quarrel. Dou Dou has meat, Shishi has meat, Shishi has meat, Shishi is just not as fleshy as Dou Dou, so you should eat more."
Shishi thought about it carefully and felt that grandma was right. Listen, grandma also said that Shishi is fleshy, but sister is wrong.
Dou Dou also thought about it carefully and felt that grandma was right. Listen, grandma also said that Dou Dou has meat, which is more meat than Shishi, and needs Shishi to eat a little more.
Grandma was worried that the little sister would start arguing again, so she asked them if they wanted to hear the story of the puppy.
The two sisters like puppies, so using this topic can easily attract their attention. Sure enough, the little sister was immediately attracted by the puppies.
After grandma told a story about a puppy, she saw that it was quite late and asked the two sisters to sleep, but the child refused. Shishi asked to tell another story about a puppy, while Dou Dou asked grandma to tell a ghost story.
Shishi:●0●
When Dou Dou saw that his sister was afraid, he immediately said proudly that children with flesh were not afraid of listening to ghost stories, and only thin children without flesh were afraid of ghosts.
Shishi stammered and said in a mosquito-like voice... she wasn't afraid either.
Yes, she is not afraid, she just dares not listen.
Dou Dou immediately asked his grandmother to tell a ghost story. After telling the ghost story, they would go to bed.
Grandma believed it and told a ghost story, and then regretted it because the two little sisters screamed and hugged each other, and they could hear it by listening to the sound. The two little babies were very excited, scared and excited.
I didn't tell any scary ghost stories, my grandmother thought. Her story just changed the protagonist's name to a person named "ghost", and the little sister was scared like this, or it was not scared, but excited and exciting.
Let's have another one, let's have another ghost~ Dou Dou shouted excitedly, and his tone could not hide his excitement.
Grandma felt that she could not speak anymore, and the baby didn't want to sleep if she said anything again, so she asked Shishi, who was afraid of ghosts, and if she was afraid.
Scared, Shishi said.
Grandma thought it was true, so she further asked her if she wouldn't tell ghost stories.
She thought Shishi would definitely not listen, but who knew that the little sister also learned from Dou Dou and said that she would have another one, please.
grandmother:"……"
...
It's dark and dawn.
The moon came out, the moon went down, the baby was rolling, the baby was asking questions and refused to sleep, and then the sun went up the mountain...
It was another sunny day, with white clouds floating in the blue sky.
Grandpa got up the earliest, watered flowers and plants in the yard, Xiang Xiaoyuan and Li Chao cooked in the kitchen, Xiang Shuying... While sleeping in, grandma was serving the two babies to get up with dark circles.
"Don't want to get up? I heard the story too late last night?" Li Xiang walked into the room and learned about the grand occasion of last night. He volunteered, "Come on, come on, brother, tell you one too. The little dung maggots are looking for mothers. It sounds nice, a hundred times better than ghost stories."
The little sister was still confused. She was in shock in the first ten minutes after getting up, and was indifferent to Li Xiang's words.
Since she didn't express her objection, she just wanted to hear it. So Li Xiang started to tell this disgusting story. Once upon a time, there was a 4 and a half-year-old child named Xiaofang. She went to the bathroom to get a shit...
Grandma paused for dressing Dou Dou and then took it over. After all, she was a person who had experienced it.
But Dou Dou and Shishi were not good. The two little sisters were muttering, with a bitter face, but they were too lazy to talk and were powerless. They were so excited last night, so they could only stick their fingers into their little ears, not listening to Li Daxiang talking about the little dung maggots.
Dou Dou and Shishi were wearing clothes, and Li Xiang's story continued. Finally, it was about the ending part. The little dung maggot found its mother. Its mother was Xiaofang, which hatched it by her shit...
"Ah--" Dou Dou used his fleshy little finger to plug his ears and couldn't help but listen. He screamed in shock.
Although Shishi didn't have such a passionate reaction, she was also muttering and whispering...
"Little Elephant, go out~"
Grandma finally couldn't help it and knocked Li Xiang out. She was disgusting early in the morning, and even those who had experienced it could not withstand this heavy taste.
Li Xiang hurried out, and two brown bear dolls flew behind him... One hit the door and the other fell to the ground halfway.
The one who smashed the door was thrown by Dou Dou, and the one who fell to the ground was Shishi. Shishi was still reluctant to hit her elephant pigeon.
Outside the door, Xiang Shuying happened to come out of the room, looking lazy and lovely. She looked inside the door and saw two angry babies, and asked Li Xiang why he had been causing trouble early in the morning.
Do you want to know what happened to me and cause something wrong? Li Xiang asked, and then said without waiting for her to answer: "I told Dou Dou Shishi a super nice story, called Xiao Du Maggot to find her mother, do you want to listen? Don't leave, aunt, aunt, huh? Why did you go to the bathroom? How did you know that my story starts in the bathroom? It's like this. There was once a 30-year-old beauty named Xiaoying, one day..."
Bang~The bathroom door was closed.
Li Xiang hesitated at the door for a moment, and saw Li Chao standing at the kitchen door with a kitchen knife, looking at him without saying a word, and immediately turned around and went to the yard to do stretching exercises.
"Ha~ I caught the elephant!" A child hugged Li Xiang's thigh from behind, like a dog.
"Huh? Dou Dou's crooked neck is gone? How fat is this?"
Li Xiang stopped his movements. He was holding a stool for exercise. He quickly put it down and don’t smash the child stupid. He saw that Dou Dou was holding his legs and raising his head to look at him, but his neck was tilted.
"Huh? Ah--yo~" The child was stunned for a moment, then covered his little neck and hummed, threatening that the elephant had twisted her neck.
Li Xiang: "..."
"Hehehehe~" Teacher Li, who was standing beside him watching the show, saw all his sister's tricks and couldn't help but laugh.
Li Xiang didn't accept such a fuss. He picked up Dou Dou, took him to him, squatted down and looked at him, touched her neck, and asked her if it still hurt.
Dou Dou hummed and wanted to escape at all times, but she honestly answered the question if she couldn't. Her neck was basically better, but she would still have a little pain.
"Congratulations, you kid can finally have fun today."
Yesterday, because this child could not exercise vigorously, he didn't go out to play, so he walked around and took a look. Today, I finally got a little more excited.
Dou Dou turned his neck around, turned it around, and was addicted to turning his neck. Only after tilting his neck can he realize the importance of the neck.
"Can you lift me up?" Dou Dou asked Li Daxiang with his little head raised. When she came, she saw Li Daxiang holding a stool. She ran over and raised her hands, which was a bit powerful.
"Aren't you afraid?" Li Xiang asked.
Dou Dou shook his head. I heard several ghost stories, so why are you afraid of holding them high?
Li Xiang immediately held her clothes with one hand, raised them up against the sun, put them down, lifted them up, put them down... and screamed excitedly.
He saw Shishi looking at him, waved to her to come too, and grabbed the little sister with his other hand, raised it, put it down, lift it up, put it down...
"I, I am a little fairy~ Huihui~" Shishi said happily.
Dou Dou immediately said that she was the little fairy's sister and the big fairy.
Chapter completed!