"What happened to you kid sooner or later!" Li Xiang said.

Xiang Shuying's best friend's party has ended. Now Li Xiang and others are going home. The person driving is Xiang Shuying. She happily experiences the new car given by her nephew.

Li Xiang did not sit in the co-pilot, but sat in the back row with Dou Dou Shishi. Because it was a new car and there was no baby safety chair, the two little ones could only sit in the back row together with their little feet hanging, like two rag dolls.

At this moment, the two little ones didn't say a word. Shishi was sitting straight with her hands folded on her knees. She looked like a good baby. Dou Dou was holding a brown bear doll and leaning against the seat, but because the seat was too big for her, it looked like she was lying down.

The little baby did not refute Li Xiang's speech for the first time, but instead hugged the doll in a daze.

"Are you listening to me?" Li Xiang asked staring at her.

Dou Dou: "..."

Shishi reminded the young lady: "Dou Dou, Ge Ge is talking to you."

Dou Dou then came to his senses and looked at Li Xiang, his big eyes full of confusion.

Li Xiang sighed in his heart and continued to say seriously on his face: "Are you a little dizzy now?"

Dou Dou shook his head, but still didn't say anything.

The young lady who usually talks a lot now stops talking. Li Xiang thinks that she must be a little drunk because she is secretly drunk.

"How many times is this?" Li Xiang stretched out three fingers and shook it in front of Dou Dou.

"Finger~~" Dou Dou's little head turned left and right with the shaking fingers, and it took him a while to say it.

Li Xiang: "..."

This kid must be drunk!

Li Xiang started to get angry and returned home. If his grandparents and grandpa knew about it, they would definitely scold him and his aunt.

Just now, during the KTV party, Li Dou Dou took advantage of the chaos on the scene and dried Wu Xian’s Ruo cocktail in one sip.

Fortunately, there was only a small cup of cocktail left in the cup. Even so, Li Xiang was also shocked by this little guy.

After drinking, this guy almost cried. He pouted and shouted that it was so bad. Is the wine poisonous? He hugged Li Xiang's thigh and asked to save her life.

I thought I would drink it after drinking it, but I didn't expect that it would take a long time for a child Li Dou Dou to start to show abnormality. The child was extremely active, jumping up and down, like a little monkey.

Naughty is her specialty, and she occasionally gets naughty, so at first Li Xiang didn't notice any abnormality until the child suddenly hugged Wu Xian's thigh and called her mother, hugged another young lady and called her father, and hugged another girl and called her sister... hugged Shishi and called her sister (Shishi:(?▽?))...

Totally messed up!

Only then did Li Xiang realize that this child might be drunk!

"It's so bad, then you'll drink it in one sip?! Something will happen sooner or later like this. Can children drink alcohol?" Li Xiang continued to give a lecture to Li Dou Dou.

Shishi on the side followed all these words to scold her sister. Li Xiang asked, and she nodded or shook her head, as if she was the one who was scolding her.

As the main owner, Li Douduo, clinging in the seat, squinting his big eyes, and making silly laughs from time to time.

Li Xiang was so angry that he said to Xiang Shuying, who was driving, "Auntie, look, Dou Dou is probably drunk. This guy is giggling, lying in the seat without moving. Will we be criticized when we go back like this now?"

Xiang Shuying asked, "Does there be a smell of wine?"

Li Xiang leaned over to Dou Dou's mouth and wanted to smell if there was any alcohol. Suddenly, his face felt soft and wet, and he was secretly kissed by Li Dou Dou's child!

"Hehe~~Ha——" Dou Dou laughed and was very proud of stealing kiss Li Daxiang, "I kissed my brother~~~"

Li Xiang smelled the smell of alcohol at the child's mouth, and felt a strong sense of crisis in his heart. He wanted to teach the child who was drinking in front of him a lesson, but he didn't know if this guy was deliberately acting cute and cute, but he actually held his hand and rubbed his arms with a smirkful little face, like a Tom cat who acted coquettishly at home. His brother kept screaming in his mouth, his voice was soft and soft, like a little cat, showing a completely different posture than usual.

Xiang Shuying saw this scene from the rearview mirror and couldn't help but say, "It's over."

Li Xiang nodded: "It's really over. It's useless for us to rest outside for a long time. Dou Dou will not wake up if he doesn't sleep well."

Xiang Shuying: "The Rui'ao cocktail is very low. When we drink it as a drink, why does Dou Dou become like this? Is the resistance of children really so poor?"

It turns out that not only does children have poor resistance, but also Dou Dou is the type who is unable to bear alcohol and has no resistance to alcohol!

Fortunately, this guy always wants to get some Li Chao’s beer to drink.

When she got home, her grandmother was furious and taught... Xiang Shuying a lesson. If it weren't for her birthday today, she might have had two or even three lessons.

Dou Dou was already unable to drink much, and when he returned home, he was almost asleep in Li Xiang's arms.

Xiang Shuying took it from Li Xiang's arms and prepared to put it on her bed to sleep.

"Mom~Happy Monk Day~~Hehe~~" Dou Dou squeezed into Xiang Shuying's arms, closed his eyes, smiled and spoke softly, treating Xiang Shuying as his mother.

Grandma watched her aunt take Dou Dou away and suddenly said, "If Shuying got married at the age of 26 like Meilin next door, her child should be as old as Dou Dou."

Li Xiang: "..."

Grandpa filled warm water into the baby cup and followed it into the room, preparing to feed Dou Dou some water. It is easy to get thirsty when drunk, so don’t make the child thirsty.

Shishi also followed the young lady into the room. Dou Dou called her several sisters along the way. Teacher Xiao Li is both worried and happy now. What is worried is whether her sister will become stupid from now on. What is happy is that she finally heard her sister call her sister. Her long-cherished wish comes true all the time, and she really wants to hold the bottle and drink a few drinks.

That night, I was a little regretful. There was no child Li Dou Dou when Xiang Shuying celebrated her birthday, no candles, no she did not light candles, no she made wishes, no she did not blow candles, and even less did she not make trouble. She slept soundly in the room.

That night, Li Douduo wet the bed~~~

She woke up before five o'clock in the morning. She found a pair of pants from somewhere to change, then came out of Xiang Shuying's room, slipped to Li Xiang's room, climbed onto his bed, and began to toss the unlucky Li Daxiang.

Li Xiangyao was so worried that he had died. He had already gone to bed late last night, and it was the most pleasant time to sleep around 5 o'clock in the morning.

"I really want to throw you out. You little pig, can you give me some peace? Is it okay to lie down and sleep?"

Dou Dou crawled on Li Xiang's belly with a smile, spreading his hands and feet, like a little turtle with only his hands and feet spreading out, and said, "I love you, I love you, the elephant, Dou Dou loves you~~~"

It really makes people want to fight but can't do it.

Li Xiangfu Shui Dongyin said, "Can you go and play with my aunt? Didn't you sleep in my aunt's bed? Why did you come to me?"

"My aunt and Shishi are sleeping."

“…I’m sleeping too.”

"Elephant, get up soon. Mom said we want to be a bird. Can we go find the little bugs to eat?"

“…”

"Elephant, have you finished my aunt's cake? I haven't eaten it yet."

“…”

"Elephant, for Senmo Dou Dou's birthday, there are only cakes and candles, and there are no birthday gifts for small cars?"

“…”

"Elephant, who will Dou Dou marry when he grows up?"

“…”

"Elephant, when Dou Dou grows up, his grandmother will grow old. How can he keep his grandmother from getting old?"

“…”

"elephant……"

Li Xiang couldn't bear it anymore and said loudly: "Are you one hundred thousand whys?! Don't talk first, let me have a dream before answering your question!"

...

"Elephants, are there 100,000 people in the forest?... Have you had a forest dream? I want to hear it very much..."
Chapter completed!