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914, you want to be a filial old man

It’s time to eat, and Li Xiang, on behalf of the little wife of Xiao Li’s family and Xiao Li’s family, welcomed Xiao Yuzi, who has been guests.

"Little Yuzi, welcome to my house as a guest."

Little Yuzi sat cutely on the chair, sitting upright, looking very polite, nodding with a smile, and said, "Welcome to your house as a guest, let's applaud together."

Huang Youyi held back and didn't laugh. Li Xiang laughed and said, "Okay, applaud, welcome you."

Dou Dou and Shishi took the lead in applauding and welcomed Xiao Yuzi.

Huang Youyi also smiled and welcomed Xiao Yuzi.

While applauding everyone, Xiao Yuzi said, "Yes, welcome me, thank you."

Li Xiang said: "The applause was very warm, and we all welcomed Xiao Yuzi because we liked her very much..."

Before he finished speaking, Dou Dou answered: "I still like Xiao Yuzi's mother very much."

Xiao Yuzi's mother left a deep impression on her, and she probably won't forget it in her life. She wanted to go to the dessert shop she opened after school and eat and drink, but was warned to Xiaoyuan.

"Then let's have a meal. Everyone is tired. Thank you for your hard work today. Youyi, these three children in front of you are all the first place, and they are hidden from the bottom of the box."

Huang Youyi said compliments politely, but Xiao Youzi asked Li Xiang curiously, where to hide it if she was to hide it.

"Eat, eat~~~" Li Xiang didn't want to answer such a question, and didn't know how to answer it, it was too naive.

The teacher was considerate and told Xiao Yuzi to hide it in her trouser pocket. As he said that, he took out the thumb monkey from her trouser pocket.

This reminded Xiao Yuzi that she took out a delicate bottle from her pocket and said it was a gift to everyone today.

Such a young child actually brought gifts!

Everyone was surprised and thought Xiaoyuzi's family was really polite.

"What is it?" Dou Dou asked curiously.

Xiao Yuzi put a small bottle that was only the size of her palm on the dining table and said proudly: "Jie is a mouse shit."

Everyone was surprised. The taste of the little grapefruit is too strong. He carried a bottle of mouse shit with him. What do you want to do?

“Eat ~~”

Xiao Yuzi unscrewed the lid and poured a few pieces into the palm of her hand. Without mastering the strength, she poured a few more pieces back and only pinched one, opened her mouth and said that she would eat like this. Before Shishi saved her, she stuffed it into her mouth and ate it.

"Wow~~~ Oh my God~~~"

Dou Dou grew up with his mouth in surprise. He watched the little grapefruit eat a piece of mouse poop into his mouth. He glanced at the happy little grapefruit, and then at the sheep scorpion with the fragrance floating on the dining table. He suddenly lost his appetite and whimpered.

Shishi went to pinch Xiao Yuzi's face and let her spit it out and not eat it.

"Miss Shishi, please wait until I finish eating before pinching it?" Xiao Yuzi thought Shishi wanted to try the feel of her face, rather than stopping her from eating rat shit.

Li Xiang looked at the small bottle placed on the table with the small grapefruit. The bottle had a packaging on it, three big characters on it, and the shelf life, instructions for use, etc.

He roughly understood that this was not real rat shit, but a kind of snack.

"Is this delicious?" Li Xiang asked Xiao Yuzi.

Xiao Yuzi nodded quickly and said it was delicious and she liked it very much.

Li Xiang said to the surprised Dou Dou Shishi: "This is not real rat shit, but a snack that can be eaten and it is quite delicious. Xiaoyuzi likes to eat it."

"Yes~ It's not real rat shit, it's delicious." Xiao Yuzi introduced to everyone, saying that the snack was bought by her mother, and the nickname was Mouse shit and Xiandan.

"Salty duck eggs?" Dou Dou asked. She looked at the roast duck eggs on the dining table. They were still rat shit just now, so why did the salted duck eggs be in a blink of an eye?

"It's a fairy pill."

This is what Shishi said.

Li Xiang mixed up and said, "In addition to being called Xiandan, it is also called Bawang Dan."

Little Yuzi Shui Lingling's big eyes immediately stared at Li Xiang and asked happily: "Do you know, brother of the elephant? Do you like to eat it too?"

Speaking of which, the mouse shit and fairy pill you mentioned are nicknames, not the official name of the product.

The bottle is written with "Bawang Dan", which is the official name of this kind of snack.

"I like to eat. Little grapefruit. I don't call it the elephant's brother, I call it the brother." Li Xiang said.

Xiao Yuzi said, "When you get old, I will call you brother."

Huang Youyi laughed and joked with Li Xiang: "Brother."

When she called out, the other three children smiled and echoed.

Li Xiang quickly stopped them and said, "Little Youzi said that I will call me brother when I get old. Now I am not old, I am..."

Dou Dou interrupted and said, "You are 20 years old!!! You are not old yet."

Shishi said: "Pi Pigeon, you have grown a beard."

Xiao Yuzi said: "A boy can be someone else's father if he grows a beard."

Li Xiang was speechless... Seeing Huang Youyi smiling beside her, she teased her in front of the child: "Did you hear it? A boy can be someone else's father if he grows a beard."

Xiao Yuzi naively asked Li Xiangxiang whether to be a baby boy or a baby girl's father.

"If, if you want to be the father of a boy, then you have to work hard."

What is this? Li Xiang asked without shame.

Xiao Yuzi said: "Dad gave birth to a baby boy, and mom gave birth to a baby girl, you have to give birth to a baby boy by yourself."

Li Xiang: "..."

I have nothing to say, so I should eat a pill of mouse shit to suppress my shock.

He poured out two pieces from the bottle, ate one by himself, and fed the other one to Huang Youyi's mouth.

Huang Youyi was embarrassed and wanted to do it herself, but Li Xiang stuffed it into her mouth.

“It tastes really good, sour, delicious, appetizing.”

Xiao Yuzi found a fellow man and laughed: "Is it delicious? Brother."

"Little Yuzi, don't call me brother, I'm not old."

"Brother, how old are you?"

"I'm 19 years old."

"What do you belong to?"

This kid actually knows the zodiac sign.

"I'm a dragon."

"Then how gentle are you?"

Li Xiang was a little happy, offsetting the dissatisfaction he had just called him.

"Why do you ask that?"

"Aren't dinosaurs very fierce?"

This innocent, cute and silly child turned out to be confused with dragons and dinosaurs.

Before Li Xiang could answer, she asked curiously: "Why did your father give birth to you so old? How could your mother give birth to Miss Dou Shishi?"

Li Xiang: "...I grew up, not so old since I was a child."

Xiao Yuzi: "Brother, your father must have worked so hard when he gave birth to you. If you want to be a filial old man, you must not be without a conscience. Your mother is also very easy to duck."

When Huang Youyi saw that Li Xiang was educated, she held her stomach and lowered her head and smirked.

Dou Dou said to Xiao Yuzi seriously that the brother should not only be filial to his father, but also to his sister, and his sister has not grown up!

Xiao Yuzi: "We must be filial to our parents first. It is very hard for our parents to have babies."

Dou Dou: "My sister is also very hard-working, so she has to play with the elephant, so she doesn't need to do it."

Xiao Yuzi: "Mom wants to make money."

Dou Dou: "I want to make money too. I work, and my mother collects my money..."
Chapter completed!
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