Chapter 60 Hot Phoenix Hot Slap(1/2)
"Brother Chou, I'll wait for you to come back!"
"Wild chrysanthemums, the rain is getting heavier and heavier. Be obedient and go back soon!"
"Brother Chou, don't forget me!"
"Crazy..."
"What, I'll listen, no see, you'll make a big sound!"
"Hate, snap!"
Jiang A Chou touched his lips. After so many years, he still remembers the softness and beauty that could not fade away when the cold lips touched the warmth...
.............
"Click!"
Jiang Achou was still recalling the warmth in his memory, and with a snap, he pulled him back to reality.
He covered his face and was suddenly hit by a bee. He jumped up like a bee and quickly retreated, looking forward and alert: "What are you doing?"
Don’t you know that the man can’t be slapped in the face?
Could it be that she is jealous of herself?
But why? It was obvious that she broke the appointment before. When he returned from martial arts, the wild chrysanthemum was already Luo Fu had a husband!
Just hitting myself, this unreasonable tigress!
"I'm scared? It's such a blind man who has entered the door, and the bear has arrived home! Can I eat you?"
The female bandit had a low voice and a great reputation. After just saying it lightly, the minions at the bottom had to roll and crawl away long ago. After all, this mountain king could make them feel itchy if they were thrown away!
The candlelight sways, and the heart beats like a drum.
Jiang Achou was at a loss. He rubbed his hands, lifted his pants, and whispered: "That...wild chrysanthemums, that...it's still very bright outside. What's your candle?"
It’s still a red candlestick, making it look like a bridal chamber!
In the end, Jiang A Chou only dared to mutter in his heart and did not dare to make it clear.
Sai Fenghuang raised her eyebrows, her eyes were even more obscure and shiny.
Jiang A Chou couldn't figure out the key points, so he hurriedly smiled and said twice, not daring to say "destroy". Seeing that he looked at each other in awe, Jiang A Chou yawned and laughed dryly without any effort: "What, you still have experience... Hehe, you have the final say!"
"Damn it! I have your grandma's experience!"
Sai Fenghuang could no longer bear it, so she walked over and slapped Jiang A Chou a few times.
Feeling the scorching heat on his face; listening to the crisp sound of the slap. Jiang A Chou was shocked. Why did he just say that he could hit him?
What did he say?
He said nothing!
Prince, help!
Aunt Xiao, help!
The wild chrysanthemums are no longer as shy as they were back then!
"What do you mean by covering your face?"
Sai Fenghuang pulled Jiang A Chou up and said, "Did you hurt?"
I am always a man and can't show my timidity in front of women. Especially this person is still a wild chrysanthemum! He raised his head and shook his freckles on his face. Jiang A Chou said tremblingly: "I... I'm afraid your hand will hurt!"
"oh?"
Sai Fenghuang's face relaxed a lot. However, Jiang A Chou muttered: "If the pain hurts, it will be counted on me. It will not be me who will suffer at that time!"
Sai Fenghuang chewed her teeth and clattered: "Since you said that, if I don't fulfill it, you'd be a little sorry for you being so smart!"
As he said that, he raised his hand.
"Oh, my god, chrysanthemum...wild chrysanthemum helps!"
As soon as Sai Fenghuang's hand was raised, Jiang A Chou closed his eyes.
At this moment, he no longer had the cool and handsome figure who was dealing with the black fat woman in front of the treasure house. He was trembling and holding a slap.
Sai Fenghuang was so angry that she raised her hand again. When she was about to slap her, her hand suddenly fell and stopped.
The tea leaves on his face were so kind, and his eyes closed with fear and turned around in his dreams for many times.
"Boy Jiang, your martial arts skills are better than my daughter, so why are you afraid of her?"
"Auntie, a good man won't fight with a woman! Ouch, be gentle with wild chrysanthemums!"
Sai Fenghuang's eyes gradually became wet,
A long time ago,
There is someone who will fight back and scold you!
Hoho
Hoho
Ha ha ha ha!
tear,
Silent!
laugh,
Getting bigger and bigger!
I can’t stop these tears and laughter!
Sai Fenghuang wiped it a little bit, haha, my heart hurts a little!
Jiang Achou is still waiting for his eyes,
Tsk, why are you panting a little loudly?
Hey, why are you laughing again?
Good, this tigress won’t want to molest him!
Oh my God, what should I do?
How to refuse?
Oh, why does it seem like water falls?
It's raining?
This house is leaking?
Jiang Achou slowly opened his eyes and was so scared that he quickly closed it. After a while, he opened it again. When Yu Ban opened and closed, Jiang Achou secretly peeked, but saw Sai Fenghuang's hand was weak, looking like she was about to fall.
If you want to hit, hit you quickly, and let go if you don’t hit!
Is it more uneasy to wait like this than slapping the ground?
"Brother Chou!"
It seems to be a dream; it seems to be a sigh.
Jiang Achou hurriedly looked up, but saw Sai Fenghuang's face full of tears, and his eyes were filled with...
sad?
This is?
Jiang A Chou's heart trembled. He covered it up and panicked and didn't think too much. He just lowered his head and said, "You can still fight or not. If you don't fight, I'll go find Xiao Shasha."
"Brother Ugly, are you blaming me?"
Sai Fenghuang seemed to be trying to carry out the sorrow to the end, and there was a kind of sentimentality like a lady from the family in her words.
Jiang Achou felt goose bumps after touching her body and listened patiently.
"Why don't you come to me!"
The tea leaves on Jiang A Chou's face condensed into a tea stem. He covered his cheeks with a toothache.
Mr. Guan, Mr. Zao, Grandpa Land and Milk... You all come and show your power, let this female bandit let you let yourself go!
Now that the master can't count on it, Jiang A Chou hopes that the female bandit will be able to let him go after he sighs.
I heard that no matter how gentle a woman is, she will never be provoked for a few days. Although Jiang A Chou doesn’t know much, he instinctively feels that the current Phoenix cannot provoke him!
But can't she find someone else?
By the way,
Jiang A Chou slapped his hands and said, isn’t there a ready-made one?
He suddenly became excited: "I said, don't you have a fairy-wood little face? I'll call you for you? Such a beautiful lady in the village, it's not good that we'll neglect it!"
As he said that, Jiang Achou turned over from the bed with a carp and said, "Let's go, let's call someone for you!"
To be continued...